What's your favorite JP movie? Mine is pic related.

What's your favorite JP movie?
Mine is pic related.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay frick you too

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how people are beginning to appreciate this kino more and more

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it was longer. another quality half an hour and it would be perfect

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s because we’ve had Jurassic World for almost 10 years now and it’s finally clear that those movies aged like ass so people are realizing the original JP trilogy was better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      JP3>JP2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ALAN

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JP1 11/10
    TLW 6/10
    JP3 5/10
    JW 4/10
    JWFK 3/10
    JWD 2/10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that last one had such wild decision making to the point where it couldn't have even been studio interference. that was someone's vision. it HAD to be a script for a different movie retrofitted. There's just no way. like an unused Resident evil story?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      JEW'D priceless

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell would chose anything but the original ffs.
    But if you mean among the rest, yeah that one probably. I like Ian Malcolm as a character.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like Ian Malcolm as a character
      Too bad he didn't have one in that film.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original is overrated summerslop for sentimental boomers.

      It's an entirely driven by nostalgia, and someone who didn't grow up watching the first JP doesn't have any emotional connection to it.

      >Muh magic, muh awe and wonder!
      >Look, a CGI long-neckerino!
      I get why people love it, but it just does nothing for me.
      I don't feel that "spark" at all.

      It's too light-hearted, it's a kid's theme park movie.
      The characters are likeable yes, but nobody watches these movies for the characters. They watch it for the dinosaurs, and the fact is that TLW and even JP3 are better dinosaur horror movies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I stopped reading your post after the first sentence.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I didn't read because you hurt my feelings!

          As expected from a dumb boomer.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it's because you're moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based.
        this is also why star wars and jaws fans are so insufferable.

        jaws gets mogged by deep blue sea

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disagree, but I will say that it's going to be interesting when the times comes where Jurassic Park won't be as monumental because audiences will never actually get the context in why it was huge in the first place.
        Seeing dinosaurs come to life with CGI for the first time must have been wild.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was gonna say I love Jurassic world the most but then I just realized I’m pulling a Z(b)oomer
          >watched it a week after we got out for summer break in elementary school
          >was one of my first more mature movie
          >was doing my best to avoid spoilers from other classmates, something I don’t usually do
          >mfw mind exploded by dinosaurs and peak CGI
          I saw Jurassic park before watching it and vaguely remember the animatronics but it was nothing to see how freely the CGI Dino’s looked like they moved.
          There probably won’t be anything like it unless they fricking bring back dinosaurs and there’s an interview with Larry King with the Dino actor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          people already forget one reason star wars was so successful was the revolution in filmmaking techniques, its incredible practical effects. people under 30 nowadays just go "i watched it and they were just kinda boring"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for making clear out front in literally every factor of your post exactly how seriously it should be taken lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disagree, but I will say that it's going to be interesting when the times comes where Jurassic Park won't be as monumental because audiences will never actually get the context in why it was huge in the first place.
          Seeing dinosaurs come to life with CGI for the first time must have been wild.

          >it's the best because it was revolutionary for its time!
          That's not how it works, boombooms.
          Do you also think the first automobile that came out is the best?

          TLW is better in every aspect. More mature, more terrifying, more dinosaurs.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because the movie isn't about dinosaurs and when you understand that its like a brand new movie is unlocked.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a dinosaur movie isn't about dinosaurs

          Oh frick off.
          When people think "dinosaur movies" the first that comes to mind is the Jurassic Park films.
          This is why JP1 isn't as good as you think, it barely has any dinosaurs.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i know you're trolling, i was responding more to the idea of your other post, not to you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you have no arguments and admit your love for JP1 is mainly because of nostalgia.

              Got it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think he's going to feed you any more replies but I have an extra one that you can have.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You already explained your nostalgia-bias, no need to repeat yourself bro.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's no problem; I'm happy to feed you as many (You)s as you think you need.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                JP1 is just the better written movie out of all of them, I don't know how you can actually argue otherwise

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It feels dated and some of the tech/CGI looks goofy.

                JP2 still feels fresh.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the CGI in the newer ones is blatant, obvious, and in your face, and completely takes you out of it, not to mention the shit writing and story
                JW has nothing on the original

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Brachiosaur scene in JP1 looks like fricking obvious CGI as well.

                take off your nostalgia goggles

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only seen the original more than once, I think the 2 sequels to that just when they came out however many years ago and never again

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. TLW
    2. JP3
    3. JP
    4. JW
    5. Dominion
    6. FK

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my fav is this deleted scene from JP1. It was a bit silly and did not fit the mood imo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is one, big pile of shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They reshot that scene to.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fun fact, I took that shit. No props were used, just me taking a huge shit.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park: Oh yay, dinosaurs!
    Jurassic Park 2: Oh no, dinosaurs!
    Jurassic Park 3: What's a bad idea??

    Jurassic World: Oh yay, dinosaurs v.2.0
    Jurassic World 2: Save the dinosaurs!
    Jurassic World 3: Oh well, dinosaurs...

    there, i just summed up the entire franchise

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dangerously based.
    The two most iconic dinosaurs are T-Rex and the raptors, and this movie has 3 fricking Rexes and the most badass, savage raptors that actually behave like pack animals.

    I hate how they anthropomorphized the raptors in JP3 and it's even worse in the nu-trilogy with "Blue" being essentially a pet.

    Lost World is criminally underrated, it has by the far the best soundtrack as well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TLW isn't underrated, it's in most people's second place, and for some the best (like me).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird that you like TLW and hate the JPIII raptors, considering TLW has the worst raptors in the franchise.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah.

        >JP1 raptors
        Behave like looney tunes characters, failing to catch 2 children in a kitchen

        >JP3 raptors
        Feathered (gay) and anthromopomorphized

        >TLW raptors
        Realistic pack animals, badass tiger-striped.
        Wipes out dozen of men in the tall grass scene.

        TLW's raptors are the coolest, that is an objective fact.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >realistic
          >badass
          >coolest
          lolmao
          Yeah, they're so cool they can be killed by a little flipping niglet with no effort, but not all the big guys with guns.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The point is that Raptors in TLW actually behave like animals.

            JP1 and JP3 Raptors behave like extraterrestrial aliens.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              None of them behave like animals. They ambush some guys in the grass then act like morons for the rest of their screen time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >acts like 80% of InGen squad getting murked in the grass is not a big deal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >acts like one cool scene to cheaply write out the remaining extras means the raptors don't start acting moronic immediately afterwards

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked the chase in the abandoned village more than the silly kitchen chase in JP1.

                At least the raptors in TLW look real.
                The CGI in the first movie didn't age well.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, can't forget about how real they looked when this happened, that's what really matters.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, believability and realism matters.

                That is why TLW > JP

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wipes out dozen of men in the tall grass scene.
          This scene felt like Looney Tunes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          TLW raptors got their ass kicked by a gymnastic black girl tho.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >raptors
            >plural
            Only one raptor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Among normies maybe and even that I'm not sure about because it's just conventional wisdom among gen x that doesn't care about the series. Among fans TLW sometimes rivals JP in terms of popularity. It's easy those two and then the rest. Something else is distant third.
      That is until Edwards makes his movie which will be the new third best movie.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    After watching them for the first time recently altogether I liked 1 and 3, I thought 2 was kind of aimless and dragged on a bit. Overall I'd say 1 was the best.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JP1
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    JW1
    >>>
    JP3
    JP2
    >>>>>>
    JW2
    JW3

    The Lost World is definitely a better movie than than the third one, but JP3 Grant > JP2 Malcolm. Also Tea Leoni is lovely and the Spinosaur sequence in the river was impressive. So on a rewatch, considering how much I laugh at every neck snapping, JP3 is just more entertaining.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JP3 Grant > JP2 Malcolm
      You can't possibly believe that...

      Grant's performance in JP3 was mediocre at best. He looks like he's just there for the money, dragged along as fan-service.

      Malcolm at least has his iconic lines, he never disappoints.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grant disagrees.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          JPIII was a shitshow of a production but achieved meme status today so it's enjoyed on a different level than JP and TLW.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can tell you weren't alive in 1997 by implying that TLW was enjoyed at a base level the same way JP was.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was enjoyed. I couldn't wait to finally see it and even had the comic novelization. I liked it a lot. I don't know what JP fandom thought because it didn't exist back then obviously the movie wasn't as critically acclaimed but fans today love it. To hate it like it's an awfiul movie is pure conventional wisdom cringe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It was enjoyed by me as a toddler.
                Fixed.
                >I don't know what the JP fandom thought because it didn't exist back then
                moron.
                >To hate it like it's an awfiul movie is pure conventional wisdom cringe.
                People don't hate it because it's an awful movie, people hate it because it's cynical, uninspired and paced like shit coming from the same guy who made the last film. And he would be the first to admit it. Its existence also ruined JP as a franchise by forcing Crichton to write a sequel when he didn't want to.
                Liking the cool moments doesn't make it good.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you're one of those. I'm glad you're wrong and TLW is beloved today. History has been very kind to it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                A normally functioning adult with taste? Yes, I am one of those.
                I'm glad that the trajectory of the franchise has vindicated me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I had a really good time making it
          I bet many actors can say the same about films they worked on that were dogshit, see: most Adam Sandler movies
          just because you had fun on set doesn't mean it was any good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I totally believe that. I always hated how different felt Malcolm in the second movie. And I think Sam Neil did a good enough job.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one here who didn't hate the first Jurassic World movie? I thought it was cool to see the park fully open and running, the Indo-rex was silly but a fun inclusion, and there was plenty of good action. Chris Pratt's character was pretty dumb, as was the whole "trained raptor" thing, but I thought it was an all-around good popcorn flick. Obviously can't hold a candle to the first one, but it's probably tied with Lost World as my second favorites

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the best out of the nu-trilogy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm with you there actually.
      Cut all the trained raptor bits and a few other stupid parts and you actually have a solid JP movie.

      I really enjoyed how much they pulled from the art books that got released after the original came out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bones of a good film is there, the whole thing is just executed so poorly.
      And I'll always maintain that trained raptors are a natural progression for them as animals. Not to do spec ops shit, but definitely for shows. Needed to be showcased better what raptors can actually do.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what I look for in these movies is
    >survival on an island with dinosaurs
    and the films that capture that feeling best is The Lost World and JP3.

    that's why TLW and JPIII are in my top 2.
    JP1 isn't that scary.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TLW haters lost the war. You love to see it.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every JP thread lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, that's scary

      Am I the only one here who didn't hate the first Jurassic World movie? I thought it was cool to see the park fully open and running, the Indo-rex was silly but a fun inclusion, and there was plenty of good action. Chris Pratt's character was pretty dumb, as was the whole "trained raptor" thing, but I thought it was an all-around good popcorn flick. Obviously can't hold a candle to the first one, but it's probably tied with Lost World as my second favorites

      Pretty much what I think, except I think JW was a much better movie than the first two sequels. Still miles behind the original, ofc.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >terrible exposition dumping
    >Nick is completely useless and does nothing except frick up, why is he even in this? Any one of them could open cages and take cartridges out of a gun
    >Sarah actively running towards thagomizer danger
    >the characters with the most predator expertise are the most dumb
    >the gymnastics scene
    >the entire superfluous fourth act
    TLW is bad, the first movie is the only good one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TLW has objective merits that only it and the first JP has. Jurassic Park is the best but then there's TLW and after that the order doesn't matter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody watches these movies for the characters, dumbass.

      They watch them for the dinosaur action and thrills. That's where TLW completely beats JP1.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TLW has great supporting characters. The hunters are all great, Eddy is great, Malcolm being so different from the first movie was off-putting to me but now I enjoy him in his own way but he's just not the best as an action hero.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody watches these movies for the characters, dumbass.
        Isn't this thread enough to make this statement false? Yeah as a child I also skipped the restaurant scene in JP on almost every rewatch, but now is my favourite scene.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the character with the most predator expertise are the most dumb
      You just described Muldoon from the first movie.

      Roland is a much more deeper character than Muldoon ever was.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grant obviously has the most predator expertise, not Muldoon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but from the SIDE
          >vision based on movement
          >like a flock of birds evading a predator
          >rex doesn't want to be fed, it wants to hunt
          All more relevant to context and plot than anything Tembo or Muldoon ever did/said, but this thread is just terminal contrarians

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How the frick are you even supposed to know this just based on skeletons? It never made sense to me.

            Grant said that shit because he's the main character, it's called plot armor.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think we can atleast all agree the OT is better than the zoomer-trilogy.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not really true but even with no audible dialogue it serves as a homage. A lot of classic monster movies are referenced throughout the series. TLW borrows a lot from Gorgo.
      And of course now we'll have our first director who used to direct a Godzilla movie. These two franchises are just two sides of the same coin.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TLW was the first movie i watched.

    it terrified me as a kid.
    later learned it's part of a trilogy, and watched the other two movies.
    JP wasn't scary at all, JP3 was alright and it was funny seeing Rex fanboys seethe.

    But yeah TLW is in my #1 spot aswell

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Rex that loses to Spinosaurus in JP3 is the small baby T-Rex from TLW.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not canon but I wish it was

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redlettermedia jurassic park commentary
    >hating on 2nd and 3rd films
    >keep bringing up the fact that a t-rex went for the neck of its prey and snapped its neck "why would a t-rex do that? why would it know to snap a neck?"
    do....do they not realize many animals attack the neck? im not defending those movies, but uhh??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to listen to this particular commentary because I know they'd hate on TLW (they heard they're supposed to hate it for not being as good as the first movie). That bit about T.rex attacking the neck sounds similar to their complaints whenever kaiju display intelligence that they think real life animals don't have.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the worst thing about the commentary is just that they never talk about the actual movie. they b***h about jp2 and jp3 for like 40% of it, mike rambles about star trek for another 30%, and then something they point and state the obvious "thats richard attenborough, did you know he was a director too?" while simultaneously making fun of people who point out things like "did you know, the seat belt is a foreshadow." jay smells his own farts way too much.

        i was gonna watch the jingle all the way commentary, but they make it clear in the text for the file that they hate it. i know there the pseudointellectual types who wouldnt be able to get over the fact that "lol arnold doing a family friendly christmas movie so wacky xD"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The RLM tards who made Space Cop thought Independence Day was below them, and that little Bauman shithead can't have people thinking he likes something Emmerich made, heaven forfend
      Cowards

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jp1
    >hammond makes dinosaur disneyland with mosquito aids
    >fat sitcom guy is going to steal and sell embryos to make money
    >evil big bag lawyer comes to check safety

    um so why are alan grant and his family there again?
    how does the fat guy stealing embryos make fun contribute to the plot? (hes the one who turned off the power! -> could just have lightning strike or malfunction)
    whole point of movie is that this is not safe, but they depict the lawyer as the bad guy?
    what the frick does jeff goldblums character have to do with anything except be the writers mouthpiece winking at audience?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you really get filtered by a 31 year old children's movie lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        answer the questions big brain

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can't.

          JP1 fans be like
          >muh nostalgia! It was magical back then!

          Nothing of actual substance.
          TLW > JP1

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or else what?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            or else you look like another pseudointellectual on the internet who likes to puff his cyber chest out with insults but no substance to anything he says.

            i mean you still are regardless if you answer or not. the post made was half-serious and based on not remembering and not willing to look it up. so the fact that youre being so flippant towards a nothing comment is pathetic already

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You've written at least 5x the number of characters as I.

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