The Road to El Dorado. Chel needs to be colonized and she's what led to my racist sexual awakening. Want to watch it on my PC? Let me boot up MPV and open my torrents folder.
Serious answer: Stop cutting your hair and shaving. Stop shampooing it too. Lift weights for 1-2 years, focus on strength not hypertrophy. Lots of compound lifts. Dirty bulk, you're going to need caloric surplus to get a good layer of body fat over the muscle. Here's the hard part: You need to pray to the Norwood reaper to come early and wreck your hairline. It's a heavy price to pay but if you want to Waingromax sacrifices must be made. The reaper is a dark but just god but he respects commitment and sacrifice, he will need your call.
If for some reason he doesn't seem you worthy of his gifts, lament not. Your time will come. Until then, ditch the caloric surplus, trim the beard and hair, work more on isolated lifts for hypertrophy and ShotCallermax.
I did the bodybuilding thing then gave up and did eating thing, also effective for this look
3 months ago
Anonymous
That's another way to do it, it just takes more time. His physique has the aesthetic of someone who used to be in great shape when he was younger and then softened up a little. You can get that your way by working out and then eating like shit, but that takes more time. If you bulk properly from the beginning, you can get there much faster especially if you have the blessing of newbie gains.
Full disclosure: If you're actually far it's a little harder to do because you'll have to eat at a caloric deficit to slim down while simultaneously building muscle. Remember, .8 to 1g protein per lb of your desired body weight. The protein may be overkill for the muscle growth but it will help you feel more full which will help with the weight loss.
If you're really into this style and need inspiration on how to dress, I also recommend taking the Lynch pill.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Frick forgot to attach pic. Posted too fast, had to get it on.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Honestly Kane and Lynch isn't a half bad HEAT sequel.
Back then the window cleaner mission was the coolest thing
Filmed in the Seychelles....I genuinely didn't know that was a real place, I thought it was a made up country in Metal Gear. Did someone film a porno in Outer Heaven?
God dvd covers like this bring me back. I grew up in a really conservative house, back in the late 90s I used to go to adult video stores when I turned 18, they had booths where you'd put tokens in to watch porn on different channels and I'd jerk off there on the way home. Met a twink my age there and let him suck me off in the booth once, still the best head I ever got.
>The Prodigy have revealed that they once recorded the soundtrack to a porn movie.
>The band admitted that their music was included in a 1999 film that featured the world's first gravity-defying orgasm.
>"It was called The Uranus Experiment and it was the first zero-gravity porn film!" Liam Howlett told Nuts.
>"You know the planes they use to train astronauts? They take them up to the curvature of the earth, then plummet really fast, and it gives the astronauts zero gravity for about three minutes," Keith Flint added.
>"They filmed it in that. When the man climaxes, it all floats around in the air."
>The pair went on to admit that they once came close to having their genitals pierced.
>Flint said: "Keith and I went down to get it done. Keith was slightly braver than I was. The man was like, 'I can't believe you haven't had it done'. He got his knob out and started showing us his! It put us right off!"
High school musical
I don't watch movies
>I don't watch movies
Just the face I needed
The Road to El Dorado. Chel needs to be colonized and she's what led to my racist sexual awakening. Want to watch it on my PC? Let me boot up MPV and open my torrents folder.
>How do I respond?
With your favourite movie moron. Stop trying to form your identity around other people and get your own.
Girls do porn
>talking to a young white man
"Either Jacob's Ladder or Heat."
>talking to anyone else
"Avengers haha."
"Which one."
"Two."
Based.
Based and had to get it on pilled.
Also I would gladly frick that black teen hooker. I probably wouldn't kill her, I would absolutely murder her pussy though.
How do I Waingromaxx?
1. Get it on
2. Be a cowboy
3. Look for anything heavy
4. Don't let anyone call you Slick
5. Angrily remove your sunglasses if they do
4: Watch out for anyone making a move
Serious answer: Stop cutting your hair and shaving. Stop shampooing it too. Lift weights for 1-2 years, focus on strength not hypertrophy. Lots of compound lifts. Dirty bulk, you're going to need caloric surplus to get a good layer of body fat over the muscle. Here's the hard part: You need to pray to the Norwood reaper to come early and wreck your hairline. It's a heavy price to pay but if you want to Waingromax sacrifices must be made. The reaper is a dark but just god but he respects commitment and sacrifice, he will need your call.
If for some reason he doesn't seem you worthy of his gifts, lament not. Your time will come. Until then, ditch the caloric surplus, trim the beard and hair, work more on isolated lifts for hypertrophy and ShotCallermax.
Good luck brother.
8/10 post
I did the bodybuilding thing then gave up and did eating thing, also effective for this look
That's another way to do it, it just takes more time. His physique has the aesthetic of someone who used to be in great shape when he was younger and then softened up a little. You can get that your way by working out and then eating like shit, but that takes more time. If you bulk properly from the beginning, you can get there much faster especially if you have the blessing of newbie gains.
Full disclosure: If you're actually far it's a little harder to do because you'll have to eat at a caloric deficit to slim down while simultaneously building muscle. Remember, .8 to 1g protein per lb of your desired body weight. The protein may be overkill for the muscle growth but it will help you feel more full which will help with the weight loss.
If you're really into this style and need inspiration on how to dress, I also recommend taking the Lynch pill.
Frick forgot to attach pic. Posted too fast, had to get it on.
Honestly Kane and Lynch isn't a half bad HEAT sequel.
Back then the window cleaner mission was the coolest thing
Thanks for the big effort reply, cowboy. Would offer you pie if I had any
our sex tape
Hook her nipples and labia up to some extremely high voltage and apply poison ivy to the breasts. Zero tolerance.
Poor Little White Guy 3, yours?
Black Wives Matter.
If I want pussy, then it's The Mummy. If I'm honest, then it's Sado
Private Gold 108
For me it's anything up to and including Private Gold 50, everything after became a little too sanitized and samey for my liking.
Filmed in the Seychelles....I genuinely didn't know that was a real place, I thought it was a made up country in Metal Gear. Did someone film a porno in Outer Heaven?
They filmed a porno in zero G
God dvd covers like this bring me back. I grew up in a really conservative house, back in the late 90s I used to go to adult video stores when I turned 18, they had booths where you'd put tokens in to watch porn on different channels and I'd jerk off there on the way home. Met a twink my age there and let him suck me off in the booth once, still the best head I ever got.
>The Prodigy have revealed that they once recorded the soundtrack to a porn movie.
>The band admitted that their music was included in a 1999 film that featured the world's first gravity-defying orgasm.
>"It was called The Uranus Experiment and it was the first zero-gravity porn film!" Liam Howlett told Nuts.
>"You know the planes they use to train astronauts? They take them up to the curvature of the earth, then plummet really fast, and it gives the astronauts zero gravity for about three minutes," Keith Flint added.
>"They filmed it in that. When the man climaxes, it all floats around in the air."
>The pair went on to admit that they once came close to having their genitals pierced.
>Flint said: "Keith and I went down to get it done. Keith was slightly braver than I was. The man was like, 'I can't believe you haven't had it done'. He got his knob out and started showing us his! It put us right off!"
I'll have a nostalgia wank over The Uranus Experiment in honour of the dead dude from The Prodigy
Shawshank redemption, Avengers, God father, American Psycho, Inception
I forgot to add Heat and Goodfellas
I'm Indian btw
since nobody's asking, sauce? that clearly is a screenshot
Looks like Audrey Hempburne. Don't think she's active anymore
I like films with lots of young female nudity
Premium bukkake, interested in a role?
is that Gia Derza ? i love that little prostitute
>snuff & rape blonde 017
am i supposed to recognize this image from somewhere? i don't, but i'd like to
I'm The Gatekeeper of Trukino I don't just reveal it to random plebs
I don't have a favorite movie. I have many movies I like, if you're looking for recs.
rewatching my sextapes
aliens
anything produced by the BBC