What's your favorite Simpsons joke?

What's your favorite Simpsons joke?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That bat used to be wooden, not metal.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally any early seasons Homer joke.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any joke that lands b4 homer is just that dumb

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cut scene from "Brother From Another Series" where Hans Moleman finds Cecil's dropped money and gun.
    >"Thank you, God, now hand over the rest of it!"

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garrote

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one with the two farmers.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bart or Lisa saying "D'oh!". It's the little things.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rodney king joke
    ok, what the FRICK was that?!?!

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg
    With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wash myself with a rag on a stick

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homer's inventions or the street cleaner in Bart sells his soul

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the street cleaner in Bart sells his soul
      I don't get it. This just seems like muh random.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't get it.
        It's a subtle joke, I'm surprised they got away with it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't get it
        It's a triple bait and switch. A typical cartoon would just make the joke be about the bad luck of getting something stuck in a street sweeper, so it's funny that Bart's bike appears to make it out fine instead. Then that bait and switch gets subverted as it turns out it actually did wreck the bike, and it's even funnier when it turns out the guy in the street sweeper did it on purpose, as it's incredibly surreal to have some blue collar worker frick over a child in such a small way for no real good reason. Then he falls down a bunch of stairs, which is a great way to heighten the surreal nature of the joke while still allowing for a bit of cantharis.

        On their own these jokes would be worth a chuckle, but due to the nature of jokes putting them so close together turns it into a very dense and humorous scene, which was something The Simpsons was very good at doing back in the day. Why the frick did I spend 5 minutes writing this bullshit when you're just baiting though, I don't know. I should get back to work.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally too many good jokes to decide.

          I read it and appreciated it anon so your work wasn't in vain.

          The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Frick and Suck".

          Wouldn't it be called Chuck's Feed and Seed since i assume it was still a general store?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why DID the chicken cross the road, anyway? I assume it had a reason to get to the other side.

    • 10 months ago
      Smaugchad

      >Honey, women will like what I tell them to like.

    • 10 months ago
      Smaugchad

      You knew, I have loved this gag for decades but it wasn't until just now watching this gif loop that I paid attention to Maggie's reaction to the shotgun going off inches over her head. Unsurprised but mildly irritated.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It shouldnt be as funny as it is and its hilarious.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Frick and Suck".

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >00s internet users spent their life seething at season 11
      >20s internet users spent their life posting Season 11 memes

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the slide whistle that really does it.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a very subtle joke. I'm suprised they got away with it. :^)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      could you explain it to me?
      i fell like i'm missing a piece of the puzzle y'know?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Works on contingency?
    No, money down!

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why
      >must
      >i fail
      >every
      >attempt at
      >masonry

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have always really liked this one. Another favourite is 'What's a GYM?' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFrPz1WkBvk

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty much this whole epsiode

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't really have a favorite, but The PTA Disbands is pure gold.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this always makes me laugh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still makes me laugh every single time.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over four hundred degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices!

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know if it's my favourite, but the first one to come to mind when I read the OP was.

    >Watch out for the Shaq Attack!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sure he'll offer a fair reward...and then we'll make him double it!
      >...
      >Well, why can't I be greedy once in a while?
      I like it when they make Marge slightly OOC

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rewatching the show, Marge is probably one of the funniest characters for me just because of the execution of the "boring mom" humour and how her gags come out of nowhere

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but this scene makes me giggle like the tard I am every time. The whole episode is great but this in particular is hilarious to me

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bee bit my bottom! now my bottom's big!

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One trick is to tell em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah – the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones, Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like he absorbed at least a little of that nuclear physics course.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT’S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's that committed tone that sells it for me.
      >Yeah. Think about it.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shelbyville guy trying to look smug while eating an entire raw lemon

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This joke is a callback, but you don't need that context to understand it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHjhP07HyAs&pp=ygUUaG9tZXIgbGlnaHRlciBmbHVpZCA%3D

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keked so much.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tut-tut-turu-ruruturu
      That bit gets me every time

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes involving Homer arguing with his brain are always top-notch.
    >"Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut."
    >"Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
    >"Explain how!"
    >"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
    >"WOO-HOO!"

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And who could forget dear rat boy

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >714 names

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >c'mon Homer Japan will be fun. You liked Rashomon.
    >That's not how I remember it.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DENTAL PLAN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always found the Simpsons extremely funny but this is the only time in the whole golden age to made me laugh out loud

      Lisa needs braces

  46. 10 months ago
    Boco

    Smithers, I'm beginning to think Homer Simpson is not the brilliant tactician I made him out to be...

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy the Skinner Vietnam jokes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy early-Skinner in general.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eat my shorts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm seeing double here. Four Krustys!

  49. 10 months ago
    FroggyGreen

    >So this is what it's like ... when doves cry

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