What's your favorite stand-up special of his?

What's your favorite stand-up special of his?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You see, I'm an entropy fan. I'm an entropy fan. When I first heard of entropy in high school science, I was attracted to it immediately. When they told me that in nature all systems are breaking down, I thought "What a good thing. What a good thing. Perhaps I can make some small contribution in this area myself."

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jammin’ In New York is probably my favorite. It’s Bad For Ya is also very underrated.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jammin’ In New York
      "Pardon me please. Excuse me, yes. Over here. Thank you very much. Did I hear you correctly? Did you say 'place the small metal flap in to the buckle,' or 'place the buckle over and around the small metal flap?' I am a simple man. I do not possess an engineering degree, nor am I mechanically inclined. Sorry to have taken up so much of your time, please continue with the wonderful safety lecture!" Seatbelt. High-tech shit!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one with his traffic accidents bit, I think its Complaints and Grievances.
      >It’s Bad For Ya is also very underrated.
      Im glad Im not the only one who thinks this.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you realize, do you realize that right this second, right now, somewhere around the world, some guy is getting ready to kill himself.
    Isn't that great? Isn't that great? Do you ever stop and think about that kind of shit? I do. It's fun. And it's interesting and it's true! Right this second, some guy is getting ready to bite the big bazooka. Because statistics show that every year a million people commit suicide. A million. That's 2800 a day. That's one every thirty seconds.
    >checks his watch
    There goes another guy! And I say guy, I say guy because men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals want to be working on. Well if you wanna be truly equal you're gonna have to start taking your own lives in greater numbers.
    But I just think it's interesting to know. Interesting – that's a big word in this show for me. Interesting to know that at any moment the odds are good that some guy is dragging a chair across the garage floor, trying to get it right underneath the ceiling beam. Don't want to be too far off center, if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. Somewhere else another guy is going over and getting a gun out of a dresser drawer. Somebody else is opening up a brand new package of razor blades. Maybe struggling with the cellophane a little bit. "Ah shit, it's always something, God damn it!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, he really hates humanity. You can feel how he relishes in the suffering. To him, the more the better. Funny how he thinks he stopped being catholic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he really hates humanity.
        if reincarnation exists he was probably Arthur Schopenhauer in a past life.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          George didn't hate humanity, he was disappointed at how we've wasted our potential as a species. I love one of his interviews where he specifically says that people are wonderful as individuals, you can see the whole universe in their eyes, but as a collective species we're dumb, loud, gullible savages. He was getting really bitter in the early 90s already, but the man seemingly lost all hope after his first wife died, which made him even more cynical.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >George didn't hate humanity
            No, just white people.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Go to doctor, get perscription, buy meds, take meds.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you care? You ain't white in any case.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the exact opposite brainlett.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He literally admits he hates people and loves chaos and decay. He was a bitter old prick. I stopped liking him after I realized it wasn't an act and he really was a miserable hateful little gremlin.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He literally admits he ran over a man, fbi arrest this comedian doing a comedy bit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm talking about his interviews, not his routines. Fricking moron. I thought the routines were funny. Then I watched his interviews and he calmly expresses that he actually believes what he's saying on stage. Which makes him a sociopathic dickhead. Glad he's dead.

              >being blown the frick out
              By your little b***h whining? Puh-lease.

              You literally type like a man who takes wiener up his ass.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You literally type like a man who takes wiener up his ass.
                >immediately thinks about wieners and men asses
                You would know, projecting homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know a wienersucking homosexual redditor when I see one, and... *points*

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I know a wienersucking homosexual redditor when I see one, and... *points at the mirror*
                ftfy homo

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NO U
                Good one you fricking moronic lame ass homosexual redditor.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cry more ya seething gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Man, he really hates humanity
        So what? Humanity is trash. Boo hoo.

        He literally admits he hates people and loves chaos and decay. He was a bitter old prick. I stopped liking him after I realized it wasn't an act and he really was a miserable hateful little gremlin.

        >He literally admits he hates people and loves chaos and decay.
        Boo fricking hoo.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Boo fricking hoo.
          That's really all you could come up with as a response to being blown the frick out? I couldn't come up with anything more gay and stupid if I tried.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >being blown the frick out
            By your little b***h whining? Puh-lease.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He loved the 60s but thinks white societies aren't hip. Wonder what he'd make of the streets of San Francisco now? Probably blame white people. Arrogant old fool.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't take seriously anyone white who pretend they wish they were american black of all things.

      I didn't really care for his pro communist attitude.

      WHITE
      MIDDLE CLASS
      REPUBLICAN
      CHRISTIAN
      BANKERS

      Your first raid thread was so trash that you tried another lol.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone driving faster than you is a maniac and anyone driving slower than you is an idiot
    Sounds stupid now but it was clever when he said it, it’s his best non liberal whiney homosexual joke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone driving faster than you is a maniac and anyone driving slower than you is an idiot
      Literally me.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jammin' in new york is my favorite. All around hilarious and his "saving the planet" ending was kino.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take seriously anyone white who pretend they wish they were american black of all things.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't really care for his pro communist attitude.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda like it when a lot of people die is kino

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for a stand up comedian he wasn't very funny. Hell he barely told any jokes.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHITE
    MIDDLE CLASS
    REPUBLICAN
    CHRISTIAN
    BANKERS

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Baskin Roberts bit used to make me frickin' crack the FRICK up!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's his entire schtick
    >WHITE PEOPLE ARE.... LE BAD AND UNCOOL
    >BLACK KANGS AND KWEENS ARE..... LE GOOD AND COOL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. chang

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whatever floats your menorah, chaim

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >middle class white bankers control the world and ruined it
    This coward never dared attack their employers or the people at the Federal Reserve, Treasury, and Commerce Department. No, its the mid level managers and bankers lol.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like his old stuff the most, but for named specials "You Are All Diseased" is probably my favorite.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >69 used to be my favorite age. I much prefer 70. It's like 69 with one finger up the ass.
    The guy used to take ages to setup at times the others it was just blurting out ridiculous shit like this. No idea why it's funny either but it gets me every time.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE BIG ELECTRON
    WOAH WOAH

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