What's your favorite Takeshi Kitano film?

What's your favorite Takeshi Kitano film?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well Cinemaphile? Are you?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      okama-desu

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        well you must be then since i hear homos get a lot of action. can you confirm?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      it proved to me that japanese people are actually capable of being funny.
      Kikujiro is very good too.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you get tired of spamming this same shit every fricking day

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one where he is a tap dancing ninja.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Scene at the Sea
    Reject gangster/corrupt cop Takeshi
    Embrace surf kino

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A Scene at the Sea
      kino soundtrack

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's either Hana-bi or Sonatine. It's hard to choose.
      His version of Zatoichi and "getting any" are some of the worst things i've ever seen.

      >A Scene at the Sea
      Ah yeah it's really fricking good.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      never been more emotional at the end of a movie
      crykino

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kikujiro.

    >mfw that scene when they see the mother

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sad that no one else has seen it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kikujiro.

        >mfw that scene when they see the mother

        Kikujiro is great
        And plenty of people have seen it since music from it was popular on ytmnd back in the day

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          People actually watched movies based on ytmd?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course
            How many people do you think got introduced to American Psycho because it was posted on Cinemaphile so many times?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >How many people do you think got introduced to American Psycho because it was posted on Cinemaphile so many times?
              That's not the same, you have discussions on Cinemaphile.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kikujiro, obviously

      Sad that no one else has seen it.

      I'm borrowing it from a friend right now

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You better be.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated Sonatine. I hated every fricking minute of it. The only reaason pseuds think its impressive is because they never watched another japanese film in their life. That muddled rambling pointless 4 act ki do ai le slice of life shit is in every other japanese movie and this one didn't do it particularly well or add anything. The motivations of the characters are practically non existent with the exception of the enemy yakuza you barely even get to see. If you want a real slice of life flick watch Air Doll. At least that had some emotion to it. Frick Sonatine and frick Beat Takeshi.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being unmoved by Sonatine. It's a perfect mood-piece.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's vapor. Paint on a canvas that isn't there.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you're overly rational and need to appreciate art more.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I appreciate art, I just hate this homosexual's movies. They remind me of Murakami, and reddit.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're the opposite of reddit. They're totally sincere and clearly not motivated by any self-absorbed arthouse homosexualry despite your assumption that they are. A reddit film could never have such an instinctive sense for visual energy and entertainment. Reddit is lukewarm, opposed to high-energy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you hated Licorice Pizza

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the name alone made me not watch it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah the brainlet argument

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            sometimes the part is indicative of the whole..

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the soundtrack do be amazing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's vapor. Paint on a canvas that isn't there.

      I appreciate art, I just hate this homosexual's movies. They remind me of Murakami, and reddit.

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  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    13 assassins

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brother

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    MXC

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quite enjoyed his version of Zatoichi. They used to play it on the movie channels all the time.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    はなび D U H

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonatine and Violent Cop were great, Hana-bi is good but also overrated oscar bait

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonatine
    A Scene at the Sea
    Violent Cop
    Fireworks is his flagship movie but I always thought it was overrated and a retread of his earlier films.
    Boiling Point is underrated and hilarious.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boiling Point has one of the best scenes in Kitano films, the karaoke bar

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the beach sumo scene in Sonatine

        based

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kids Return is an underrated one too

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pleb opinion. Violent Cop was undercooked and he was clearly still finding his footing, Hana-Bi is clearly superior.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking yen based blue justice

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking yen based blue justice

      The /asp/ and Cinemaphile connection

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kikujiro, obviously

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Takeshi's Castle: The Movie (1991)

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zatoichi

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you.

      It's either Hana-bi or Sonatine. It's hard to choose.
      His version of Zatoichi and "getting any" are some of the worst things i've ever seen.

      >A Scene at the Sea
      Ah yeah it's really fricking good.

      His Zatoichi might be the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. He clearly didn't understand the character, his motivations, why people like him, and adding troony shit to the movie made me want to puke. And the 5 minute hip hop dance shit at the end made me turn the movie off. I would say it's the first 1/10 movie I have ever seen.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh troony
        frick off, zoomer

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, troony.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, troony.

        >These waste of oxygen posts among us
        See about "onnagata" you dumb zoomer, then have a nice day and never post on this board again.
        Fricking Black person zoomers...

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one where David Bowie eats flowers.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could quote this scene without people thinking I'm quoting the title.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonatine but Outrage is really good also

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a scene at the sea
    What did I think of it? Did I get it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You thought it was perfect

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You thought it was kino and listened to Silent Love on repeat after finishing the movie.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to watch Hana-Bi but the dialogue bothered me too much. I think it might just be the subtitles, it felt so awkwardly translated instead of natural. Is that just how the movie is or should I look for better subs? I only tried the English subs so far but that's not the only panguage I know.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That one about his castle

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battle Royale With Cheese

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Mnemonic

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the beach sumo scene in Sonatine

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joe Hisaishi is a master.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one where everyone falls in love with a femboy

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no mention of Kids Return
    get it together lads eh ffs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kwab
      guess I should have refreshed

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it is definitely scene at the sea.

    it is just very relaxing, and everything about it reminds me of being a kid going down to the beach to either just sit, or to hang out with friends, that I no longer have. Reminds me of a better time.
    The music is fantastic too, really does fit a movie focusing so heavily on the beach.

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    Shigeru's death was upsetting the first time I watched it, but I think the final montage showing all the memories the characters made was really sweet, and does make me happy ultimately. Can't say I quite understand the turning into a fish aspect.

    one of my favourite films of all the movies I've seen too.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kids Return
    it kind of reminded me of my own high school, where the 'genius' kid wound up doing nothing much at all and pretty much everyone else was aimless and never really branched out
    It was refreshing, even if it was pretty depressing. Most films about the high school experience have the clown actually be really good at writing or something which takes them to Harvard. This had a bunch of graduates slip into petty crime, alcoholism and wage slavery

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost in the shell with Scarlett johanson

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elevates your kino

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost in the Shell

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonatine>Kids Return=Hana Bi>Takeshi’s>A scene at the sea>kikurjiro>boiling point>violent cop movies

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >characters you are slowly becoming

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonatine followed by boiling point

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Takeshi Castle reboot
    >be excited
    >motherfricker is only in two episodes, barely talks and clearly doesn't want to be there

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is too old. His body and brain were already fricked up after his drunk motorbike accident, it's a fricking miracle that he is still alive and without dementia or some shit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But he still made great movies after the accident.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That explains why he couldn't move half his face.
        I thought he had a stroke or something

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    um how is this thread supposed to help us in spreading our reactionary propaganda? delete the thread and make another Marvels bombing thread

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the sexiest Kitano girl?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monka

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Takeshi Kitano is the most soulful person alive.

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