the one where she holds my hands, hugs me, kisses me, marries me, lets me impregnate her, grows old and happy with me, retires with me and dies with me
The one where this guy marries her, but refuses to sleep with him or be physical with him. Then actively starts cucking him with me, and he has to watch me impregnate her.
The one where she's my childhood friend and we promise to marry each other when we're of age and we spend the rest of our lives together in pure bliss.
>Alright Anon, for this shoot, I want you to just gently, lovingly caress Lea Seydoux over here, y'know, like, nuzzle her a bit and all that, and then we'll move over to the bed and we'll get some footage of you two rolling around or something. >That sound okay?
It was weird to me that she almost seemed shy about her breasts or the director was trying to hide them amongst the other girls. They were probably at their biggest during this time too
Scarlett only got naked once and Lea’s body is the most kino thing I’ve ever seen >the one where she is putting lotion on and you briefly see both breasts in the mirror as she’s walking around
Sometimes, instead of just simply and sensibly deleting a thread like this outright, the janny likes to let it stay up but goes in to delete and ban anyone posting pics
>Ok, Lea, we're going to need you to stick your superb feet in his face multiple times during this scene. >I'm sure it will be hard for him, but he'll get through it.
>imageboard meant for discussing the roles and careers of actors and actresses >do that while posting images of an actress >images deleted and half the thread banned
Really fricking makes you think. No rule was broken.
the one where she marries me and gives me cuddles.
the one where she holds my hands, hugs me, kisses me, marries me, lets me impregnate her, grows old and happy with me, retires with me and dies with me
>things that give women the ick
never seen that one
thats literally never happened
>Anons only want one thing and it's fricking disgusting
"lets me"
"allows me"
"kisses me"
ahhahahhahahah
what a homosexual
what the frick is wrong with men
The one where this guy marries her, but refuses to sleep with him or be physical with him. Then actively starts cucking him with me, and he has to watch me impregnate her.
im not your savior chud
The one where her family finances the movie
breasts in my mouth
I dunno, her breasts or whatever.
Death Stranding
baste
Midnight in Paris
Can’t believe there’s only one mention of this. She was great here. Despite the short appearances.
Un Beau Matin is a great movie
Is this the girl that got her baps out and broke Cinemaphile?
The dark knight.
I like the part where she stabs batman.
The one where she's my childhood friend and we promise to marry each other when we're of age and we spend the rest of our lives together in pure bliss.
Diary of a chambermaid
Is this the original cut or did you alter it?
Original
What did Billy Bob Thornton mean by this?
Bad Santa's ancestor
So what's the message of this story? That even gold diggers will in the end think with their pussy?
Yes
she looks like she hates poor people
>tfw had to watch an ugly homosexual like Daniel Craig waifu her up.
>ugly homosexual like Daniel Craig
An ugly homosexual who fricks this every night
So? that's his beard. No straight man would go to gay bars because he's scared of fights in normal ones.
>ywn have a threesome while they milk you till you're a breath from death
IT'S SO FRICKING OVER
SHE HAS TO BE MY WIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>perfect on all counts, body, ass, breasts, face, eyes, hair, everything
>thosejaw and chin genetics, guaranting you offspring with ubermensch looks
Name a more perfect Cinemaphile waifu. I dare you.
Disgusting.
She makes real movies? Thought she was basically a soft porno actress.
No. Gadon is an american, Lea is pure EVRO royalty.
Death Stranding. That face on a 70 year old body was the kink I didn't know I had.
>Alright Anon, for this shoot, I want you to just gently, lovingly caress Lea Seydoux over here, y'know, like, nuzzle her a bit and all that, and then we'll move over to the bed and we'll get some footage of you two rolling around or something.
>That sound okay?
It PHYSICALLY pains me that I will never have sex with this woman.
butterface
>kojima had sex with her
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
He have sex with Hunter Schaefer too?
yes
I definitely don't want to punch her in the face until all her teeth fall out.
all attractive girls are like this
That doesn't explain why this ugly dude would act this way.
do you think if you post enough unflattering pics of her you will pass?
Do you think if you post enough photoshopped pics of her with her mouth closed she'll pass?
did you already run out of bad pics or do you think that's one of the bad ones?
Are you blind, or just so ugly you have no standards?
to me she just looks cute
Mission Impossible 4
her breasts in this movie were 100/10.
>tfw you can't just barge in there and have a fivesome with them and taste all of their bodies from head to toe
Life is a cruel joke.
Is it at all possible for a young Englishman to find a woman like this and marry her?
Asking for a friend haha
Yeah you can find tons of ugly french prostitutes if you just go to France.
>he's actually, genuinely seething
Fricking lmao
It was weird to me that she almost seemed shy about her breasts or the director was trying to hide them amongst the other girls. They were probably at their biggest during this time too
She's the French Scarlett Johannson.
Scarlett only got naked once and Lea’s body is the most kino thing I’ve ever seen
>the one where she is putting lotion on and you briefly see both breasts in the mirror as she’s walking around
Any one that has her breasts on full display.
This has always been my favorite photo of her and I don’t even know why. It’s lame that Wes never really has her do much in his movies
You just need to find it without the watermark now
Yeah I was just too lazy to hunt it down with the same quality
I think this is when I first became aware of her but I definitely saw her for the first time in Inglorious Bastards
Best thread on Cinemaphile right now.
MWAAAAAAAAAAH THE FRENCH
That butt is depressing
stop watching porn.
Go outside once in your life to any beach. Hell, walk into a gym for 5 seconds lmao. Her butt is shit.
>looks like she just walked out of the blown up bathroom after last nights bender
Based! GIWTWM! Etc!
Why did only the ugliest one agree to show nipples?
Because she was the ugliest obviously, she had to show more to get people to care, a tale as old as time
Anyone have the webm of her doing a photoshoot and pretending a barbell is her wiener? She’s actually pretty silly
Think she breastfeeds?
me? no . Her child? probably
Oh, to be that child.
Why are random pictures being deleted?
Server error or mods being homosexuals.
Sometimes, instead of just simply and sensibly deleting a thread like this outright, the janny likes to let it stay up but goes in to delete and ban anyone posting pics
>Ok, Lea, we're going to need you to stick your superb feet in his face multiple times during this scene.
>I'm sure it will be hard for him, but he'll get through it.
Best thread ruined
I bet it was the poster seething at Lea, because his posts haven't been 404'd for some mysterious reason
the one where she finally gets her teeth fixed
I really hate this b***h. God is punishing me for my wicked deeds by keeping her alive.
cringe
I wish the worst for you and I hope it comes true
Xhe ran out of hot pockets, and payday isn't til next week
>imageboard meant for discussing the roles and careers of actors and actresses
>do that while posting images of an actress
>images deleted and half the thread banned
Really fricking makes you think. No rule was broken.
many such cases
>No rule was broken.
Go to /s/ you homosexual.
We're discussing her roles, dipshit.
you will never be a janny
Show me the FEET