Whats your first impression of him?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bobby British, fine guy, person who goes to the local pub.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Irritating to look at but otherwise pretty cool.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him? I thought this was the bug eyed lady from all the video games

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Criminal, gay, tryhard

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the only person in the Spider-Society with any common sense.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think there's just a random guy in the Spider Society that has no powers or web cartridges at all and is just an actor that plays Spider-Man in movies, but he has common sense instead of spider sense?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fits the UK punk aesthetic really well.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's pretty gay.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks like a troony
    >british Spider-Man is black lol
    >lines sound like they were written by a blue haired chick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't seen the movie but the style fits him pretty well I'd say.

      I love how people here always complain about how black people are always connected to hip hop, yet whenever they are connected with rock or punk, you morons sperg out immediately. Fricking hypocrite low-lives

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So does your mother, what's the big deal?

        I support you sister

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I love how people here always complain about how black people are always connected to hip hop, yet whenever they are connected with rock or punk, you morons sperg out immediately. Fricking hypocrite low-lives
        Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time. Stay mad about it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would Spider-Man's quips affect his villains the same way if he called them homosexuals?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pssst! What people here really want is for black people to stop existing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >british Spider-Man is black lol
      ? There is a sizeable black diaspora in the UK, it's not like if he was a black croatian or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >diaspora
        Doesn't a diaspora necessitate involuntary dispersal, not emigration?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what? African americans dont know where they came from due to the slave trade so they have more unity. In the uk africans who had beef with other africans will still have that same beef when they move over to the uk, you see this with kenyan or somalian etc. But africans who move to uk and are fine with each other while acknowledging their difference are cool with each other, this affects differently with different generation but the diasporia still exist it's just who you are that depends on how strong the divide can be

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNF, those dick sucking lips!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His gigantic lips and poop hair disgust me. His accent is cool.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very audible disgust

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder why they hid his face for a while only to reveal it anyways

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was rebelling against the standard introduction.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His original design was 100x better, now he just looks like a racial stereotype with a british accent. I like him better masked, he's fricking ugly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please point to the black male sterotype with piercings, choker and general punk rocker aesthetic with big hair like that, I would love some examples anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not talking about his fashion you absolute moron. I'm talking about his generic ass face. Look at this concept art and tell me why they made him uglier.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hey look at this neat concept art of hobbie!
          >Nah make him with bigger lips, wider nose, and make his eyes more apart. Also get rid of the dreads make the top of his head look like a palm tree

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't just make him uglier, they made him more of a Tumblr style racist caricature. I think it's the lips specifically. They're too big and make the lower face too.... Sambo-y.
          The concept looks better and more realistic. Like an actual black man.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hey look at this neat concept art of hobbie!
          >Nah make him with bigger lips, wider nose, and make his eyes more apart. Also get rid of the dreads make the top of his head look like a palm tree

          Bruh these look way better. Ngl when they changed him to look more like we have now they were def racially motivated.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He looked way cooler in the concept art what happened

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fricking shit this design is fricking amazing. I get why they scrapped it since it looks less punk and more tribal warrior but it just looks so much more aesthetically pleasing

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I think my video might be lagging
    without his mask
    >Why does he have purple lipstick on? And when will the video stop lagging?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zesty

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His accent was so thick I needed subtitles.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought he was going to be an obnoxious prick, but he was pretty wise and was genuinely a pretty and was fun watching

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks inbred

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So does your mother, what's the big deal?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a homosexual grandma

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the more edgy redesing works better for him, than the boring desing he was introduced with in the comics.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This guy is going to be a twat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't look at this comic without thinking of the edit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what edit?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >him

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs to wash his hair.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shampoo is a shackle made by the corporations to hold us down, mate.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wait, that's a him?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they choose another black to represent a minority brit? Arab punk spidey would've been better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >minority

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the percentage of native brit to black immigrants anon please tell me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the percentage of native brit to black immigrants anon please tell me

        74.4% Britons
        9.3% Asian (3.1% Indian, 2.7% Pakistani, 1.1% Bangladeshi)
        4.0% Black (2.5% African, 1.0% Carib)
        2.9% Mixed
        0.9% Irish
        6.2% "Other white"

        In comparison to LGBTQI+ figures, which comprise 3% of the UK, 1.5% if excluding B, 0.2% if excluding LGB, you'd almost be able to argue that an LGBT Spidey would be almost as representative as a black Spidey for the UK, and that it would reach more demographics as LGBT isn't just for blacks despite the recent invention of progress pride or whatever it's called
        Muslim Asian is almost as numerous as the entirety of the Black population, however Pakistani Asian is more numerous than African, which never plays nicely with African expats such as Carib, American or otherwise, similarly to how Indian-Pakistani relations are not great nor are Indian caste relations

        But regardless of all of that, I'd rather it if there was no British Spidey in Marvel because Marvel writes foreign cultures about as well as it writes gay people, the only difference being neon haired queers like their depictions in Marvel or at least are told to

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Muslims are under no condition allowed to be portrayed in a cool mainstream manner.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            With all the anti LGBT shit, Hollywood would never paint them as such

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly, besides most holloywood executives are israeli. If muslims want to look cool in media they have to create the art themselves. Hollywood and even westeners in general will never consider them voluntarily.

              Pssst! What people here really want is for black people to stop existing.

              >be massively overrepresented in media
              >overrepresentation is due to diversity policies
              > "Hey when do the other minorities get their turn?"
              > "share the spotlight? You mean black GENOCIDE, don't you?"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's not a lot to draw from without entering blasphemy territory. Like you can't make a superhero based on Muhammad(pbuh) because you'll piss of non Muslims for depicting a pedo favorably and Muslims for depicting the prophet in a visual medium.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's black in the comics moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? Blacks are the most overrepresented minority in media, again why did they choose another black to represent a british minority and not a arab

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whites are the most overrepresented minority in media, anon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it's fair when it's created by whites. I don't care when media created by asians represents asians. But if you're spewing diversity maybe try casting more than just black people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theirs literally a black pregnant spider women stfu about being canon in comics since they clearly don't give a shit about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know black people aren't more common in his version of London? Indian spiderman lived in a city filled with Indians despite it being half New York City.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because theirs more arabs in th uk than their is blacks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But its not our UK its a different universe

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            another universe where there's ANOTHER Black spidey wow so fricking original.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, that's just like, your opinion, man. You can always make your own story about a pajeet punk in the UK if you think it would be an improvement. Be the change.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And theres millions of white spidermen whats your point

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point being is I don't want a million black spidermans, I want more diverse casting, and being diverse isn't just black people

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >four black Spiders is one million
                >the Asian Spider-Woman doesn't count
                >the Indian Spider-Man doesn't count
                >the car Spider-Man doesn't count
                >the animal Spider-Men don't count

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now compare the importance of their roles

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And? Blacks are the most overrepresented minority in media, again why did they choose another black to represent a british minority and not a arab

          Pakistanis aren't Arabs. They're basically low-caste Indians.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's black in the comics. Also Spider-UK exists.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A far less interesting take on British "counter-culture" music. Should have made him two-tone, not punk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2tone was too unifying and affirming. It had to go.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really cool and striking design artistically but I have to laugh whenever white girls on Instagram call him handsome or dreamy.

    Didn't like him at first because of some of the smarmy "heh... kill fascists" lines in his opener (not a fascist btw) and because I saw him as getting in the way of my boy Miles getting with Gwen. I still don't really know what Gwen saw in him, seeing as her dad is a cop and, despite her Spidey vigilantism and free-spirit, clearly isn't nearly as radical or anarchistic as Hobie. No matter what daddy issues you have, if you still love your cop dad on some level, it seems insane to fall in love with a cop killer.

    Regardless, gradually as the movie when I on I began to like him more. I especially grew to respect him when he stuck to what he thought was right and quit the Spider-Society to protest Miles's unfair treatment, showing that his anti-authoritarian attitude isn't just for show or for when it benefits him. Also when he helped out Miles and Gwen after that with the portal-bracelet devices. He really is a real, genuine guy you can count on, that façade I thought he was putting up being really not a façade at all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I still don't really know what Gwen saw in him
      She's a white woman, he's a black man.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks lame

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh
    Black person

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dislike him. Nevermind his looks, he strikes me as too much of a writer's pet. Presumably he's the closest representation of what the writers consider the correct political beliefs and just so happens to get fellated by everyone who meets him safe for the villain (Miguel). Miles straight up swoons over him when he merely takes off his mask. He gets to stand out from all the other Spider-Men by being the one who first and most decisively defects from Miguel's machinations - even though there hundreds or thousands of Peters who should find it just as disagreeable that Spider-Man is ordered to sit idly by to let a supposedly "fated" tragedy play out. And he gets to be the deus ex machina who saves the day by providing a renegade dimension hopping bracelet. The favoritism could barely be any more on the nose without making him the main character.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single black spidey is a writer's pet. The way they portrayed gwen wanting to be adopted by the pregnant lady oozes it. Who the frick respects a mother putting their unborn child in danger, unless you want it deformed or killed from all the movement she's been doing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one the most overtly political mainstream animated films I’ve seen, enough that it actually annoyed me on my first watch.
      Now I can enjoy it’s merits, but it’s propaganda was really grating to witness

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being antifascist isn't political, it's just common sense

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty cool guy
    though I kinda wish they had gone with his concept design

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing the designs they had I'm surprised I liked them all. Usually there's one stinker in production but all of them felt appropriately cool.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks kinda cool
    For me it's the hair and his idgaf eyes
    t. femanon

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    great communicative design, immediately knew he was uk punk looking at him, nice wicks

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First impression was "ah shit they're making this a love triangle aren't they" but he ended up being based as frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there were articles pushing love triangle rumors for some reason too. glad that didn't pan out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there were articles pushing love triangle rumors for some reason too. glad that didn't pan out

      Gwen left her clothes and toothbrush at Hobbs house. In my head they definitely fricked.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What’s your first impression of him?
    "Why is everything that represents England nonwhite?"
    Biggest white empire on earth and yet everything with "UK" in its name is African or Arab
    Don't get me wrong, I'm French so I still hate the English, but still

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would make more since if a spiderman from France was black.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *sense

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Every mention of Gwen staying at his place or hanging out with him
    It's so over for Miles.
    >the toothbrush thing
    FRICK it's so over for Miles. Give it up man
    >British slang and accent +messed up theatre audio making him incomprehensible
    well at least he looks cool
    >saves Miles
    Okay he's actually pretty based
    >makes a watch for Gwen and shows no romantic attraction towards her
    I kneel

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony chasing, twitter using, bull

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    very cool, but its another thing where a thing where a white country's person is not a native.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non whites should be american, EU should have native Europeans simple as.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non whites should be american, EU should have native Europeans simple as.

      Imagine Saudi Arabia being represented by someone from their expat community lol. Logan O'Brian or something like that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Said Arabia will never be represented in a positive light and you know why. Honestly Hollywood would probably do just that unironically lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the pure kino of a white ginger Irish man with a strong accent beating up a couple of villians and then throwing in a couple of "Allah Akbar" after remembering he's saudi now

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    understood why Boomers call punks gay

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related. I also thought he looked kinda like a butch woman with the mask off. He seems like a pretty cool guy, though.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the coolest frickin designs I've ever seen in an animated movie

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this British bastard was smashing Gwen and miles was trying to kiss her cumstained lips after

    He truly has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a contrarian so when the movie constantly tells me "Wow this character is so cool isn't he cool even the protagonist thinks he's cool" I just end up not liking them.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does he have islander black eyes?
    did black islanders go to the UK?

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay i havent read much of the classic but from some of the college issue isnt he kind of like an exaggerated cooler version of randy robertson, talking about "the system" etc.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That he looks like he's in his 40s and it's weird he's so close to a teenager

    How old is hobbie supposed to be?

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person.
    Then
    >They will have the cuckoldry shit where Miles thinks that Gwen fricked with him when they actually didn't
    Finally
    >I can't understand half the shit this Black person is saying, but he's pretty cool.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid hair
    Ugly
    Never had a real job

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely thought that was a woman.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty aight

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better version of Miles in his own fricking movie if you boil it down to "Black Spider-Man" which everyone, including Marvel, does

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prefer Indian Spidey, even in spite of his sperging about chai.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His origin makes no sense
    >supposed to be a crime-fighting hero
    >fights against all cops and authority figures
    What does he do with his criminals then? Can’t throw them in jail if you refuse to work with cops. Does he just kill them?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HIs universe the corpos and police are on the side of evil.

      >wink

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He lives in a universe where the police and government are extremally corrupt, hes a freedom fighter basically.

        Why does he have to come from an alternate universe, then? Wouldn’t that imply that police aren’t corrupt in the normal timeline? Why couldn't him and Spider-Sir just be international Spider-men from Mile’s universe?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why couldn't him and Spider-Sir just be international Spider-men from Mile’s universe?
          Because that would be a completely different movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lives in a universe where the police and government are extremally corrupt, hes a freedom fighter basically.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Ha, ha. Miles got cucked."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Miles got fricked

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ugliest design in the movie, honestly, one of the ugliest character designs I've ever seen in any movie. I really don't understand some of the choices they made regarding his facial proportions.

  60. 11 months ago
    Smaugchad

    >Girl you had a thing with reappears suddenly and it's being flirty
    >Try to pursue her
    >She introduces you to some guy she's obviously also fricking around with and expects you to be friends
    Many such cases.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in his universe King Pin is prime minster is an average sized british person

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was shocked when I watched the movie and he had less than 10 minutes screen time.

    People here have lost their minds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peni had dedicated threads when she had only 3 seconds of screentime, at least he spoke more than twice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Penny had 13 seconds of screentime and people post about her more than Gwen

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how supportive and friendly he ended up being. Very good representation of punks hating authority.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great concept lackluster execution.
    I also think he should've had a colorscheme closer to Miguel's since he's supposed to be the 'anti' Miguel. Like make him mostly blue but with the union jack iconography of his original costume. You can still keep the punk elements of the design intact.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Antifa pansexual, was probably molested at a young age, no strong male role model in his life

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paramore fan

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