What's your honest opinion of Austin Powers?
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What's your honest opinion of Austin Powers?
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Um fricking brilliant
Heather Graham was the sexiest pussy on parade. Then she decided to become a idiotic pagan witch and Mike Myers got fat after Kanye played agitator for the israelites during Katrina.
The Bush family works for the israelites, stupid.
USA will never know comedy like this that united the people in celebration of popular culture because Marxists have politicized comedy that divides the audience in half now with their frick wit degenerate psychology.
Damn, I can't believe Karl Marx forced The Love Guru to bomb
Why would he do that???
because thats surely what he implied with that comment
holy fricking schizophrenic drivel, batman
the gag with him trying to turn the cart around still kills me just thinking of it
The first one is the best. The second is decent but its too derivative and austin being depressed because of lacking his mojo holds the film back.
I always laugh when he's falling out of the building and pulls the screaming woman infront of him to cushion the impact
I really REALLY want to have sex with Heather Graham.
That is my opinion.
IMoM - 9/10
TSWSM - 9/10
Goldmember - 5/10
Goldmember is about as good as the other two. I don't get the thinking of people who say 3 is bad
>it re-uses jokes!
So did 2. They're still funny.
Because Beyonce is a fricking massive downgrade from Liz and Heather
International - 10/10
Spy - 10/10
Honestly they're just fantastic, my favourite comedies and I'd only put the first two Naked Gun movies on that level
Goldmember -3/10
Goldmember I will sit through without as much as a sBlack person
What do you find so bad about Goldmember that isn't true of the first two movies?
It doesn't make me laugh.
Not as witty or original, goes for really cheap/lame gags, the only good jokes are repetitions from 1&2, Beyonce is terrible, even the set design and budget feels cheap and half arsed.
Just a really bad sequel that was lesser quality in every aspect.
Beyonce is fricking ugly and I'll never understand why people pretend she is hot. They don't even have Austin getting the girl unlike the other 2, because I guess that ugly 2/10 face is so unattainable. It's a parody of a spy who somehow gets every girl, why change it for this one? That's off-putting. Didn't care for Austin/Dr. Evil turning out to be brothers and dad storyline; it's absurd-humor spoof movies, we don't need to resolve characters and tie-up loose ends. Just dumb choices when they should have just kept spoofing Bond movies and not try to deviate or go deeper than that
Goldmember is a direct parody of goldfinger in title at least
he said it. sBlack folk
Sat through Spy without sBlack person
First one only funny one.
Agree
The first one is the only great one. I don't begrudge them writing themselves a paycheck for a couple sequels but Spy Who Shagged Me is almost as bad as Goldmember.
I completely agree. I watched the first one many times on video as a kid, then went to the cinema to watch the sequels and loved them just as much. As I grew older I fondly remembered the first, but didn't remember much of the other two past Mini-Me and Fat Bastard. I watched them all again a year ago and the first was still an absolute blast, and the other two definitely had their moments, but they're nowhere near as good as the first. In fact, I understand the people saying they don't like Goldmember in this thread, I don't get the people saying The Spy Who Shagged me is as good as the first.
I'll watch International Man of Mystery again any day, but I wouldn't go out of my way to watch the others.
Shit opinions. 3 is just as good as the first two.
First two were really good. The third one, not so much.
^Yes skip the third one. Very cringy. Plus Beyonce the Occult Worshiping fake Christian witch. Kinda like how Heather Graham professes to being a witch now. Gee how ironic that all of Austin's leading ladies turned out to be REAL LIFE FEMBOT OCCULTISTS!?
Thats a stupid reason not to watch. If you dont like those things then you probably should skip all Hollywood productions because 99% are in some way israeli or satanic.
It’s groovy baby
Mike Myers stated he made these films to celebrate his heritage and his culture.
Today Amazon publishes articles in its Washington Post propaganda stream that berates, disrespects, disenfranchises, and dehumanizes white cultures out of hate and prejudice. All of these channels turned into political fronts for indoctrination into radical political action.
When I was a kid it was the funnest thing I've ever seen and Heather Graham gave me some of my first boners ever.
As an adult, you realize Austin Powers himself is the weakest part of these movies and the chatacter of Dr. Evil is the only saving grace of the series
You're aware that Dr. Evil is the same character, not only the same actor, but the yin to the yang? They are simetric counterparts. Saying you like one but don't like the other is like saying you like Mary-Kate Olsen more than her sister.
>Saying you like one but don't like the other is like saying you like Mary-Kate Olsen more than her sister.
No it isn't, the two play very different character archetypes in all their roles (tomboy vs fashionista, par example) and you would obviously prefer one or the other
frick off, moron.
You're the moron, because you said something fricking moronic you Black personbrain
nah, what I said is the universal truth.
What you said is based on pure ignorance, you clearly know nothing about the Olsen twins or how they were characterized in fiction and their real-life personas
They're just the only twins you can think of, because for you one person playing two roles makes you think of twins in real life
And your brain works that way because it's moronic, like a Black person's
Jesus christ dude, stop being such an autist. yeah, I used her because he's the most burger famous twins I know. happy? kys now racist fricker.
Low IQ: the post
shitpost: the post.
Is that why Mike Meyers literally wanted the fourth movie to be entirely from Dr Evils perspective? Or why he did that superbowl commercial last year where he played Dr Evil and only Dr Evil? Mike has said Dr Evil is his favourite role he's ever played, and it really shows on screen. Austin Powers is just a character for Dr Evil to bounce off.
It’s actually because Powers’ entire schtick is being an incessant horndog which could never fly in these enlightened times. Dr. Evil is just a run of the mill bond villain parody with some pathos and a regular teenage son and midget for laughs. He’s a lot more flexible and safe for modern audiences.
Think about it, do you really think he wouldn’t rather just put on some gaudy clothes and a wig and get to mack on prime Elizabeth Hurley and Heather Graham instead of having to spend hours in makeup and wear a bald cap to play a generic villain character or is he just saying it because they would bury him otherwise?
>Dr. Evil is just a run of the mill bond villain parody
Austin Powers is more of a generic parody of James Bond, while Dr Evil is a truly unique character. I would say though that Dr Evil sort of represents our Id, similar to comedy characters like Kramer or Ferris Bueller. We would love to be sassy, have sharks with freakin lazer beams on their heads, and ultimately in the third film, be redeemed. Austin is way closer to Bond than Dr Evil is to Blofeld.
One of the only intelligent posts in this thread yet you got shit on because morons here don't understand the concept of a straight man.
Definitely the single dumbest posts ITT. So much so you had to samegay yourself. Sad!
>tfw I'll never have a threesome with the Austin Powers 10s in their prime
Why even live?
liz ever get her breasts out? asking for my dick
Dougie > Austin
Funny and comfy but also very Reddit with an over reliance on (sometimes literal) toilet humor.
he's slapstick funny. i also liked him that metal rock movie. he had soul (I presume he's blacklisted in hollywood or retired).
I was mad they got rid of Liz Hurley, second one isn’t as good
AP1 - Sit down and watch the whole thing if you catch it on TV
AP2 - Put it on as background noise and occasionally look
AP3 - Watch the intro, and then change the channel.
3 is the weakest, lots of decent gags and bits but the dad character kills it besides the one song and Goldmember is completely forgettable compared to fat bastard and Beyonce is the weakest girl
>Goldmember is completely forgettable compared to fat bastard
Fat Bastard's in it too
Then neither do the other movies
Yeah and that's my point Goldmemeber is nothing to the story and the weakest character from Mike
How can you tell me what makes me laugh? It's a different set of jokes you utter moron. Does The Pentaverate make you laugh? No? Then neither does Austin Powers
Hilarious, clever and brilliantly acting (including the supporting cast-- even Beyonce!)
I've never seen it.
I remember Britney Spears machine gun boobs and Austin Powers peeing for like 2 minutes after getting unfrozen and that's it aside from Tom Cruise.
loved the first one, my ultra feminist gf at the time introduced me, can you believe it baby?
watches the third one last night stoned out of my mind, i remember laughing hard a couple of times, nothing extraordinary
loved mini austin
It’s fricking awesome
Best comedy trilogy hands down.
Come to think of it, what other comedy trilogies are there?
The Naked Gun
Third naked gun movie is far far far weaker than Goldmember is
There are comedies that have had more than two sequels like American Pie or Scary Movie.
First was funny in a stupid way, I appreciate it more after seeing the bond films.
Second one was boring.
Third one has Dr. Evil rapping with Mini Me and I shut off the film out of pure disgust.
According to my parents, they watched this movie for their first date, went home, fricked and 9 months later they had me
Hot
That sort of film is my bag, baby.
The first one was absolute kino. Fat Bastard wasn't funny and ruined the others.
Never imagined I'd beat off to a movie with Mike Myers in it.
I guess life's funny that way.
It's >hard not to fap to Heather
only the first one was good
Very fun movies
Really bad like every Mike Myers movie except for the first Wayne's World
all 3 movies are pretty good
fun fact: at the end of goldmember's opening scene you can see the director juggling kittens while shooting sparks out of his ass
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>tfw they will never make a real austinpussy
first movie is great
second is pretty good
third is meh
party on wayne
I liked them all including Goldmember. The intro is kino + the mole
If you didn't watch the International Version with the Henchman's wife scene, you didn't watch Austin Powers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcYNd5IQTFk
fricking lmao
>we're called flight attendants now
>oh right its like im not a prostitute im a sex worker
Rewatched recently, first one is so funny, second one is meh and cant force myself to finish third one. Liz and Heather are hot.