What's your personal favorite dynamic in romances?
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i'm so alone
Fun fact: we all die alone
if it makes you feel better I actively ignore my girlfriend and want her to leave me. I've started making her sleep on the couch and my quality of sleep has increased so much
I can't tell which of you is more pathetic
You're an awful person, so that makes me feel even worse that you have a girlfriend and I don't.
why am i an awful person
For not just breaking up with your girlfriend when you fell out of love with her. Treating her badly so she breaks up with you is heartless.
Imagine feeling bad for a woman. They have absolutely no concern or guilt for the men they mistreat
I was the same and kept pushing my ex-gf more and more to see what I could get away with because I didn't care if she broke up with me anyway. I kept cheating on her until she got used to it, and then we came to an agreement where I would make her sleep on the couch in the other room while I brought other women over to sleep in our bed. All because she didn't want to move back in with her parents and was terrified of me breaking up with her, so she let me get away with whatever I wanted.
How do you sleep at night?
I hate you. Not even memeing here, I hate you so much my chest hurts
same, i've been pretending my long pillow(not a body pillow) is a girl and cuddling with it, i know it's not real, but it's nice
iam alone mate, and i haven't slept well in 3 years, always wake twice per night and it's a coin toss wether i have neck pain or not
Then once you're with someone you'll wish you were alone again. Relationships are work, one night stands are unfulfilling, and being alone gets old. You literally exist to suffer
Same.
>always wake twice per night
You have it good. I wake up 6-8 times per night.
last night i woke myself up talking in my sleep trying to warn my brother about the alien in the room
it made me wonder if i've been regularly talking in my sleep and thats why i wake up so often
How obese are you, anon?
Same
we're gonna make it bros, in 2024 we will all have a cute gf
>Man thinks woman will fix him
>He gets better while trying to win her over
>realizes self-improvement is its own reward
>cuts off contact with woman
Name 1 film
spiderman 3
Based answer
casino
homie loses everything simping for a prostitute tho. did we watch different movies?
no, i speedwatched it
>i watched it in reverse
Did YOU watch the movie? He didn’t lose everything, he ended up right where he started. And why ruin a good thing. And that’s that.
At one point this was unironically going to be the ending to Scott Pilgrim.
Why'd they change it?
This happened to me.
I started a self improvement journey in January 2022 hoping that it'd get me a girlfriend. Instead, I found something far greater.
One day in April 2022 I looked in the mirror and saw a healthy, handsome, well-kept young man looking back at me and for the first time in my adult life I felt true self-love for the first time. If you love yourself, and accept God's love, you will be completely unstoppable.
i just don't think that's in the cards
Anon goes to the gym and and finds out about narcissism
That's not narcissism, it's vanity. You can be an ugly frick and still be a narcissist.
Massively copes with religion too.
Counterpoint: you're a homosexual.
THIS THIS THIS
one of the greatest satisfaction in life is having high self-steem 24/7 and not giving a frick about what normies think of you
that and having ambition/goals in life, women will never know what their missing because they always depend on others to live life, i pity them sometimes
>God's love
Just fricking kys stupid Christcuck.
>*tips fedora*
>mentally ill atheist lashing out in anger at some innocuous statement
Don't you have some crossdressing homosexual hentai to be jerking off to?
Cool projection. Here's one of your god's messengers spreading monkeypox - whoops, I mean spreading your lord's word.
You should do something better with your life. I'm sorry the priest touched you or whatever, but it's time to move on, bud.
So you know your troony priests rape kids and continue supporting this pedo institution. Good to know.
I'm an atheist. I'm just tired of seeing you spaz out and act like a gay here all the time. Committing so much of your life to this is utterly pathetic. Getting triggered and sharting your undies over someone mentioning God is extremely cringe.
>did someone say something about God?
>Better start posting my webms
Wow… a tiktok, and a
who are these pastors? and are they even actually pastors? How will jesus ever recover?
God thinks everything that happens is good. If God thought otherwise he would intervene. He told me this.
That’s such a bad strawman, lol. God doesn’t think everything that happens is inherently good, it’s more so rather that God can bring good out of any situation.
>Romans 8:28.
This verse states, "And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose."
This verse acknowledges that God is actively working for the good of those who love Him. It doesn't mean that everything that happens is good, but rather that God can take even difficult or challenging circumstances and bring about good outcomes.
So the verse specifies that this promise is for those who love God and are called according to His purpose. It highlights the importance of having a relationship with God and aligning oneself with His purposes in order to experience His transformative work. It also encourages believers to trust in God's wisdom and sovereignty. It reminds us that even in the midst of trials or adversity, God can bring about good according to His plan.
>Look at these heretics, you're responsible for them and connected to them in some way
Nope, don't care.
These gays were proven to not be real. Theyre fricking actors paid for by israelites. Your argument is a brainwashing strawman.
So you failed to ever get a girlfriend (presumably because you never addressed your social anxieties regarding women) and now cope by saying you did it out of love for God or something.
>3 month self improovement "journey"
lmao
Don't underestimate what can be achieved in 3 months.
I went from being an overweight borderline alcoholic freak who hated himself to a trim and healthy looking after 3 months of hard work. It was the first time ever in my life I was proud of myself and that meant a lot.
Also, you should think about letting god into your life, it does nothing but make you happier and this has been demonstrated many times. Atheism is an immature phase.
>Man thinks woman will fix him
>He finds one
>She gets progressively less fun to be around the longer they date
>Eventually she turns into an emotionally abusive, insecure monster
>Sex is a chore, and the man prays constantly that she doesn't get knocked up
>Can't leave because she makes more than him
Name uno kino
Love and Monsters, just watched it last night pretty cool monster cgi
The Simpsons
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Hardcore Henry
The Shape of Things. Sorta.
>woman dates fat frick Paul Rudd
>encourages him to work out, eat better
>becomes a Chad
>wants to propose to her
>girl is an art major and "transforming" him was her thesis project
>Paul Rudd is heartbroken but still a Giga Chad
two married 1950s women while their husbands are at work.
>any movie set in the 50s
>everything is amazing, single income affords massive home, streets are clean, no crime
>BUT the women are unhappy and abuse drugs or have gay relationships because it was so bad
>trust me the 50s weren't good! trust me!!!
>he fell for the rockwell meme
it is funny that people are still falling for propaganda targeting soviets
>low crime
>high school diploma affords you house, family, multiple cars
>literally don't have to worry about anything
>UMMM ACTUALLY IT WAS BAD... LE GAYS AND LE WOMEN WERE UNHAPPY... JUST TRUST ME ON THIS
cuck
moron
Ironic.
Julianne Moore's story in The Hours
kek that happened to me 10 years ago. I was pretty much a virgin (only had sex a couple of times in HS) before I met her at work. She spent months breaking down my autistic shell and now we're married with a 3rd kid on the way. Funny how life works
We can all make it bros
I hate how often I blush. It's embarrassing.
Get more sunburns and nobody will notice.
Doing things together
Do whites really turn pink/red when flustered? Kek what are y'all anime characters
You guys all wish you were anime characters
Anime characters are drawn in the style of whites
Anime characters are drawn in the style of cats.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Is this why I have an unhealthy attraction to cats?
cats or buns
>y'all
You will never be a Texan.
stop posting your L's
they're pink/red by default
"white" is a misnomer that more accurately describes asians
DEAR JANITOR:
FRICK YOU!
LOOKS LIKE YOUR RANGEBAN DIDNT WORK NOW DID IT?
ROFL
>do you want to deepthroat my bare feet?
I have a gf like this and the only problem is lack of intellectually stimulating conversation. But it's my own ego that makes that feel necessary and I have friends I can do that with anyway. So I'm gonna marry her for sure.
Based wholesome anon aware of his flaws. Hope it all pans out for ya.
As long as everything else is good, then it's not a problem.
I was the same way, and got married, then kung flu happened and I found out that not only could I not have any intellectually stimulating conversations, but she was flat out moronic and vile.
I wasn't sick all of 2020 and but got a bad cold in the fall of 2021 (when she was on her second shot, at least, I had none), I hadn't gotten tested yet to be sure it was just a cold, and because she was about to do something "important" she got real fricking nasty and said verbatim: "You better not get me sick, and if you die from covid I'll piss on your grave."
I am very divorced now.
It's not ego when you find yourself talking to a woman that cannot make logical conclusions or understand action v. consequence.
But this does not mean in any way that that will happen to you, I wish you all the luck in the world, anon.
>got married, then kung flu happened
> I found out that not only could I not have any intellectually stimulating conversations, but she was flat out moronic and vile.
>"You better not get me sick, and if you die from covid I'll piss on your grave."
>I am very divorced now.
Holy frick lol. Why did you marry her if you never spent full days just being together and talking before?
I did, we went on a 6 month trip around the world after we got married, without any hassle.
Covid fricked with her head. I liked being home, she didn't. I could do my hobbies at home, she couldn't. I was of the "stay at home if you don't want covid" mindset, she was of the "JUST TAKE THE SEVENTEENTH BOOST!!!" mindset. Etc.
Some people just went crazy. There were things before covid, of course, but nothing where we couldn't reach a compromise.
Covid fricked a lot of people My dad and mom became overneurotic and anxious. My gf became a novax schizo but I consider that an improvement.
>then kung flu happened and I found out that not only could I not have any intellectually stimulating conversations, but she was flat out moronic and vile.
I love Covid. Normalgays got their shit kicked in.
I'm in the same boat but I don't want to have stimulating conversations with my gf because every woman I've ever talked to was extremely boring. I'm probably going to marry this girl too because she commutes to work and I stay at home all day so I don't have to deal with her as much.
Relationships are about love more than the mind. If she can tell you about your heart it will be good
dont listen to this fricker
marry the most rational woman you can find
a woman that is purely emotional will leave you any time she feels like it,even if you already have 2 children together
if you like it put a ring on it
Marriage is meaningless and can be dissolved at a moments notice
Im glad I found a girl that I find amusing and intellectually stimulating to talk to. Gonna marry her for sure.
My gf is a fricking boring airhead and I prefer it that way.
this, the whole
>you want a girl that challenges you
just translates to
>she fricking endlessly nags you over the most petty shit
>marriage in 2024-1
?
The right mentality. It’s okay if the girl you love isn’t super intelligent and conversational about all your interests. If she gives peace to your heart then that’s all that matters
Rohmer's Catholic one: protagonist is tempted to infidelity against the backdrop of the beloved's absence but remains faithful to a warm end.
Obviously a metaphor for the Christian life, which is the best life.
what movie are you talking about specifically?
I think he is talking about Love in the Afternoon
thanks
>when a woman comics
I dislike romance and my favorite dynamic is when a man and woman are like good friends or work colleagues that have great synergy together.
But this kind of dynamic is extremely rare.
they literally have a kid together on show
i was talking about the early (good) seasons
when does it get bad?
No, that’s the smoking man’s kid.
Because that shit's gay.
A Few Good Men
Them not being in a commited relationship is the most unbelievable part of the show kek
Jack and Liz on 30 Rock
Elementary was committed to this which was funny since two other Sherlock Holmes at the time, BBC and Guy Ritchie's movies, had Holmes and Watson as turbo gays constantly two seconds from fricking and sucking each other.
old people acting like teenagers in love
honestly old people acting like their kid selves make cri evertiem for some reason
>girl is spunky, assertive, has heart of gold, bonus points if she's tsundere
>guy is kind of distant/awkward/goofball but will always protect her when it comes down to it
I wrote a romance novel which was essentially a Hiccup/Astrid fic
Hiccup is very good masculine role model for boys. Cannot wait how they frick him up in live action
they intentd to challange stereotypes about vikings. Death on arriverkaahd
l.
>Cannot wait how they frick him up in live action
by making the viking girl a Black, I'm not even joking on this, she's already cast as a Black
>you got spunk, and balls
>I like that in a woman
I've had women be this persistent with me but they were complete wrecks and definitely not worth dating. I have a lot of trauma and emotional baggage so maybe thats why they were drawn to me. I deal with mine in a much different way than them however. They likely expected me to be some dark triad Christian Gray type dude when really I'm a big virgin crybaby who likes flowers and shit.
I have not held hands with a woman in over 5 years
I have forgotten the taste of anothers' lips and the feel of anothers' embrace
I am so alone
You can still make it. You managed to do it at least once. For me it's never begun.
i'm 32 and the closest i've gotten romantically is taking a lankey girl on a lunch date and getting a no body touch hug
i have not touched a woman in 20years(iam 20)
You know that this was made by a woman due to the lack of subtlety. The last panel did not need any text.
I want a gf who will affectionrape me, I remember in high school who screamed that I was cute in the library and then she screamed that I went red and that was also so cute
I dont think ive spoken to a women since then
The one time I almost had sex I couldn't get hard
Yeah me too. Basically impotent and phimosis
Is this the "the right one doesn't need to try" b***h? I'd love to drag her along face down from the back of my car
None. I don't like romance because it makes me feel shitty because I am incapable of it. Some women probably would like me fine but I hate myself and am incapable of expressing any intimate feelings. I've been madly in love before but I feel like something is missing from me now. I've been trying to stop hating myself so I could be capable of love but it's been 5 years and I still fricking hate myself. It's like I'm stuck in a deterministic cycle where I will always be alone, which is what I deserve.
deserve?
i want all sex-havers to leave my secret club effective immediately
I'm sure you can find some even darker, lonelier hole to crawl into
This was our hole. Why do you even want to be in here with us incels? Make your own hole
So this means if I tell her how I feel honestly it'll make her pussy dry up? Okay noted.
>ask white man if he likes you
>turns into pajeet
Many such cases!
Mister do not click the cupom button
For any boy, being yeased and maybe pursued by a woman who knows the effect she's having on you is one of those experiences that permanently burns itself into your brain, whether you're happy about it or not.
I LOVE MCDONALD'S I NEED TO EAT MCDONALD'S BECAUSE I LOVE THE HECKIN ANIME WHOLESOME 100 ANIME YAY CAN'T WAIT TO EAT 5000 CHICKEN MCNUGGETS YUM YUM YUMMY IN MY TUM TUM TUMMY
>Sees a fast food logo anywhere
>Has mental breakdown
Leftist moment
have a nice day you absolute beta
based and checked
Are you saying that never happened to you?
I also love my delicious and cheap McNuggets®
Do japs really eat one fry at a time? It'd get cold before you were half done.
One french fry is like 10x their daily caloric limit for them midgets.
Yes, I've seen a japanese woman literally take hours to eat a single mcchicken and a small fries. I was waiting at a hospital and she was there, and would take mutiple bites to eat one fry, put the food back in the bag, sit there for a bit, take it back out, have a tiny bite of burger, wipe her mouth, put it back, etc.
Yoru Mac already feels like a kind of "vaporwave" but with different aesthetics for the 2020s.
What’s it like cuddling in bed after a long and dreary cold day bros. That’s the thing I crave the most. I think at some point after 25 I became asexual but the only thing left is the craving of being held by another person. Thought about paying a hooker to cuddle but thought it’d be too cringy
It stuns you. It becomes very hard to think, as each caress is like a wave forcefully pushing each thought you try to make away. You start to understand why cat purr, as talking becomes very hard and you just don't want to raise your voice. It can forcefully make you fall asleep, since you don't really want to move your muscles or walk away anyway.
It sucks during summer though.
>the unexpected onlooker
Sauce?
Girls literally never do this.
Anon, be glad it never happened to you or like I said in the other post, you'd be obsessed with it
Can anyone tell me what it's like to have a girl crush on you?
Frigid b***h
My favourite are enemies to lovers
Also the depiction of the moment in which people discover their feelings for each other especially if they've known each other for a long time
The Crocodile Dundee one. Wild man and a city girl.
I don't know why exactly i think it's a great movie and the romance aspect always stood out to me.
I dislike almost all romances you see in mainstream media today. Doesn’t matter if television or video games. It‘s always a passive, awkward man and a woman, who is active, confident and masculine.
The default relationship is femdom apparently.
Name 5
Sure. Invincible for example. Mark is not just a total wuss with women, but also gets constantly beaten up and defeated. Even by the Mauler twins, who can‘t fly and aren‘t anywhere near as durable as him, but for some reason can reduce him from full health to near-death in a few seconds.
Let‘s see. What else did I watch.
Deku in MHA also is purely passive with women to the degree a villain confessing his love for him stunlocked him, because in his mind he is a total incel loser, who never ever imagined any girl could like him. (to make it relatable I guess)
Spider-Man 2, Miles Morales and Peter Parker, two superpowered, muscled, morally righteous and universally beloved heroes are both dating literal nobodies who both act like they're doing a favor by being their girlfriends.
Miles I get but MJ had legit criticism about Peter. She called him irresponsible which is true
Even in the first one she acts like she's better than Spider-Man and constantly threatens leaving him when Peter doesn't let her copy him by running gung-ho into dens of armed thugs, and he's portrayed as being in the wrong for pointing our that there's a difference between them.
>Show has an obsessive yandere character that is constantly rejected by the protagonist but eventually accepts their love in the end
What are some televisions that do this?
I actually dislike this trope in kid cartoons and I think it sends a wrong message. I would rather see protagonist end up with someone else.
I had a gf like her and I ruined it
All I have left is you guys
sneed
Were you afraid to commit like me? I'm never gonna find someone like her
yeah. she wanted to get married and start a family and i wanted to wait until one of us had a degree first.
hmofa
your a homosexual if you don't get her to bite you so you can both be wolves. You'll never be able to sexually satisfy her as a human, hotdog down a hallway, a hallway that's craving knots.
i have that same involuntary reaction... where's my gf?
>that one christcuck anon samegayging about how joining a cult solved all his problems
cults are good
girls will just start jerking you off?
Why do all the pathetic virgins in this thread think getting a girlfriend will make them less lonely? Have they ever talked to a woman before? Do they not realize how vapid and uninteresting women are? Stop putting pussy on a pedestal and unironically start lifting you fricking betas.
My cousins all have wives/husbands and children and they are happier than me.
Don't care as long as the woman is a virgin
>What's your personal favorite dynamic in romances?
Loyalty.
All 2, 3, 4 together
4 is a cute 19 yo filipina (I'm 33) who got tired of me being a sad
Three and four, I deserve to be alone.
i'm a neet with no friends or acquaintances, so no
>5. Your socially anxious and/or do not have a robust circle of friends through which to meet people.
women don't actually like blushing right
i still blush wayyy too easily despite being 25, probably because I'm a ksv
I hope everyone finds someone they can be happy with.
Thanks for reading.
I'm still obsessed with a woman who rejected me 6 years ago
I love romance stories. Relationships might not solve EVERY problem, but if you’re committed and you have a good partner it’s a lovely experience and you learn a lot about yourself.
For me, I tend to write romantic stories that compliment the two characters sex’s depending on the theme i’m writing. If you’re writing about redemption, maybe have the girl mean well but be naive in her heartfelt approach while the downtrodden man is the defender, giving a sense stability in her life because he deep down sees the value in her compassionate heart.
Men and woman want connection and affection, but they also have roles that should make sense from a natural law stand point. Woman are built to be motherly, maternal, and gentle. Their presence is that of a home, reminding you of returning home from school or work even if she’s a wife or your mom.
Men are the pillars and providers, they defend their spouse and lead them, or lead each other. It’s not so 2-dimensional like what movies make out to be, nowadays characters have to dominate the other; with its reddit quips and demeaning mean spirited platitudes. And it’s alway some millennial who wrote it. Romance is all rad-fem bullshit now or straight up homosexuality.
I'm 25 years old and a virgin.
the strapon
thanks for reminding me about my own incompetence when it comes to my nonexistent love life
women get old and their beauty fades.
>beauty fades
Cuteness is eternal.
Went to Barnes & Noble today and saw too many cute girls, most of them with their boyfriends or whatever. It made depressed and I had to leave. I don't like going out much anymore because seeing even mildly attractive women just makes me miserable. It feels better just drinking by myself because then I'm not reminded that they exist.
you sound like a gay
I am a wizard not a gay
can you turn the guy who called you a gay into a rabbit?
>get out of house
>all women outside are ugly and old
maybe it's ok to be a wizard
>>all women outside are ugly and old
I wish. Every time I go out I see plenty of attractive women.
I used to be miserable back when I was in college and it was full of hot young women. Fortunately, my hometown is a dying, ugly hellhole, which ironically makes it less depressing for me as I feel right at home.
>summer time
>can't go outside because of all the cute girls in little shorts and dresses
It's over
I have a foot fetish so summer is like being in hell
Really? Because it's the opposite for me. All those cute colorful toes. It's the next best thing to women walking around with their breasts out.
>women walking around with their breasts out.
That's what it's like. Being around that all the time is bad.
Why not just make some witty remarks at some of the unboyfriended ones (leaving it open if it’s a direct conversation) about the current genre shelf of books?
>cold hard b***h learns to be warm,soft and wholesome
My bf is like that
homosexual
just watched pic related, now I feel empty inside
Why would you harm yourself by watching these movies?
I didn't watch the trailer, and the tagline looked interesting enough
>tfw ex-gf used to keep asking me this
>tfw could never figure out what to say
It’s been six years and I still don’t know how to feel about it
How do I find a gf who
>isn't mentally susceptible to social media and goyslop marketing (and is ok with minimalistmaxxing)
>isn't narcissistic and able to self reflect and constantly reevaluate worldview based on new observations
Don't care if she's ugly as long as she takes care of hygiene and isn't obese
You want dude or some religious freak at this point
Women owe me love and affection.