I wish to be immortal, without the drawbacks of being a human who has over-lived his lifespan but while retaining my humanity in every subtle and recognizable way, physically, mentally and in spirit, outside of mortality.
I want the ability to travel back in time, to my own body, with all knowledge and experiences accumulated, but retain a shred of childhood wonder that I did at that age.
So you know, the Djinni doesn’t give a shit about the wording. If he finds it funny he will give you exactly what you wish for, but he’s just as likely to add something extra because frick you, and trying to form a loophole free wish will have him laugh and make whatever shit he’s got planned even worse.
The only exception was the wish that sealed him back, because the mere act of granting it prevented him from further malevolence.
>but he’s just as likely to add something extra because frick you
No. The point is that they will give you exactly what you wish for but in a way that has an unforeseen effect you will regret. You can always spot the morons who don't quite get it when they reply with shit like "granted, but then a plane crashes on you and you die lol", like
wish granted
coincidentally ww3 starts tomorrow and you're the only survivor
The drawback is supposed to come from the wish itself, not because the djinn just pulled something you never wished for out of his ass.
Granted.
Afterward, the Seth Rogan Act is memorialized forever, effectively making him immortal in the hearts and minds of China. It becomes a national obsession. Chinese children are brought up on steady diets of Seth Rogan movies, and soon, there are two billion Seth Rogan fans on the planet.
>I wish that you, the granter of this wish, considered me your greatest ally that is essential to any of your plans to such a degree that you would erase your own existence to prevent any negative emotions and outcomes from happening to me because you consider me indispensible and inextricably linked with your own happiness and prosperity. >Two, I wish that any and all wishmasters past present and future with no exceptions become biologically genetically and in physical appearance nordic teenaged girls with physical appearances that adhere to the most sought after female beauty standards by my definitions. >For my last wish I wish all wishmasters were danderes archetypes who have the exact same opinions of me that you would after the stipulations of my first wish had been fulfilled.
Now grant my wishes, put on this cute outfit, and open the portal wishmaster.
The Wishmaster transfers his powers to you, becoming himself unable to grant wishes anymore. He uses his wicked cunning and malevolent intellect to enslave you and forces you to grant all his wishes without you being able to twist them because you are not an evil djinn.
Oh. That's easy you wish a paradox because if it's something like someone saved you from a fire when you were an infant then the wish can occur because the wish never occurred and Jin have to complete the wish
Pussy from a bad b***h.
Wish granted
A lioness appears and slowly eats you alive
That's not what I wished for. For one, there isn't a female dog anywhere in sight. Apply yourself, homosexual djinn.
I wish to be immortal, without the drawbacks of being a human who has over-lived his lifespan but while retaining my humanity in every subtle and recognizable way, physically, mentally and in spirit, outside of mortality.
wish granted
coincidentally ww3 starts tomorrow and you're the only survivor
>put's you in space
I want the ability to travel back in time, to my own body, with all knowledge and experiences accumulated, but retain a shred of childhood wonder that I did at that age.
So you know, the Djinni doesn’t give a shit about the wording. If he finds it funny he will give you exactly what you wish for, but he’s just as likely to add something extra because frick you, and trying to form a loophole free wish will have him laugh and make whatever shit he’s got planned even worse.
The only exception was the wish that sealed him back, because the mere act of granting it prevented him from further malevolence.
When Djinn's don't follow the rules is when Reality Paradox happens
>but he’s just as likely to add something extra because frick you
No. The point is that they will give you exactly what you wish for but in a way that has an unforeseen effect you will regret. You can always spot the morons who don't quite get it when they reply with shit like "granted, but then a plane crashes on you and you die lol", like
The drawback is supposed to come from the wish itself, not because the djinn just pulled something you never wished for out of his ass.
wish granted
you are now an indestructible statue that captures your obese and racid stature
>immortal
already happened in the movie
he turns a woman into a manequinn
Why is AI moronic like these posters
i wish to stop existing
i wouldn't wish, i would listen to what he has to say and that's what no one did
To be you
he cute!
I wish you were free Genie!
To frick the lead singer of Nightwish
Seth Rogan dies in a Chinese steel mill accident
>*steel mill owned by a chinese man across the street blows up and kills your mother in her sleep*
Granted.
Afterward, the Seth Rogan Act is memorialized forever, effectively making him immortal in the hearts and minds of China. It becomes a national obsession. Chinese children are brought up on steady diets of Seth Rogan movies, and soon, there are two billion Seth Rogan fans on the planet.
peace on earth
>tfw the planet explodes as a result
>*deletes women*
For a 9/11 times 100 to happen, a 900/1100 if you will
>*81.81818182 black Black folk rape ypu to death*
Triple world hunger and quadruple student debt.
*triples the black population*
Give every blind person eyesight for a month.
>I wish that you, the granter of this wish, considered me your greatest ally that is essential to any of your plans to such a degree that you would erase your own existence to prevent any negative emotions and outcomes from happening to me because you consider me indispensible and inextricably linked with your own happiness and prosperity.
>Two, I wish that any and all wishmasters past present and future with no exceptions become biologically genetically and in physical appearance nordic teenaged girls with physical appearances that adhere to the most sought after female beauty standards by my definitions.
>For my last wish I wish all wishmasters were danderes archetypes who have the exact same opinions of me that you would after the stipulations of my first wish had been fulfilled.
Now grant my wishes, put on this cute outfit, and open the portal wishmaster.
i wish star wars was fun and not destroyed again 🙁
at this point, i'd take the "it was all a dream/vision" cop out just to reset it
I wish you'd get lost.
>ask for a 12 inch dick
>end up with a midge roommate named Richard
t-thanks, Wishmaster
I wish that you could see into my mind and understand I actually want you to win and conquer earth.
For my second wish I wish I was dead right now and nothing could resuscitate me.
I wish you couldn't grant wishes anymore.
The Wishmaster transfers his powers to you, becoming himself unable to grant wishes anymore. He uses his wicked cunning and malevolent intellect to enslave you and forces you to grant all his wishes without you being able to twist them because you are not an evil djinn.
or just transport you inside of a mirror, in another dimension, etc.
I wish Uwe Boll had $10B and the film rights to every major franchise.
Oh. That's easy you wish a paradox because if it's something like someone saved you from a fire when you were an infant then the wish can occur because the wish never occurred and Jin have to complete the wish