Wheel of Time

One day till this abomination returns. Any guesses how they'll further ruin it?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, they made another season of that shit show?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you ruin what was the peak girlboss feminist fantasy book?
    It's even worse than Witcher in that regard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >peak girlboss feminist
      You could've just said you never actually read them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What I assume he means is "how could they ruin plausibly deniable male centered fiction" by just cutting out Richards narrative monologues that make it clear what's happening, and keeping things implied when they become too obviously WoT like.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon what the frick are you talking about?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have no clue man, I lost the plot around when the quotes started and just tried to stick a landing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every woman in the books is the exact type of mega c**t that rey and captain marvel are accused of being. Cope.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          and through being so literally caused the apocalypse - nearly twice

          it's not exactly subtle m8

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          who accuses rey or captain marvel of being c**ts? That would be a semblance of a personality of which they have none

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marvel definitely gets it, not sure about Rey though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and they get fricking BTFO by the male hero who's going insane while doing it. If you think those c**ts are presented as competent or justified in what they do you completely missed the point.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They also promptly become good characters after being dicked down.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated how Nynaeve went from being an actually competent, strong woman to lusting for Lan's dick in every single internal monologue

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is literally how women are, anon. They're strong womyn until they meet a Chad who doesn't bow to them, then all they can think about is getting his seed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Male main character has a harem, He has 3 love interests and refuses to even consider not having all 3.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >to bait with the Jak o' the Shadows

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what fricking books did you read homie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >peak girlboss feminist
        You could've just said you never actually read them.

        These guys clearly haven't read the books. The author was a pretty outspoken radical feminist,.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No because I didn't watch it and I'm not going to.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've read the series multiple times since I was a young teenager. I made the mistake of watching Season 1. I won't make the mistake of watching Season 2. It's irredeemable rubbish.
      Robert Jordan's heirs should be garroted metaphorically.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Robert Jordan's heirs should be garroted metaphorically.
        I'm not Harriet's biggest fan either but people need to stop blaming her for the show. Jordan sold the rights when he was alive and the production companies have gone above and beyond to make sure the rights never revert back to his estate.

        He expressed his displeasure with how the studios treated the rights but knew he would never be given creative control over a film or tv adaption so he took the money and never looked back. Harriet had nothing to do with this abomination getting made.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I stand corrected then. Dumb frick Jordan sold his baby to soulless executives himself. It's a shame he didn't live long enough to see it butchered.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            A couple of Japanese studios were interested in an anime adaptation once. Jordan said no because they only wanted the first three books, not all of them.

            Imagine the kino we have been denied through that decision.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is why artists should never have total control. Virgil would have destroyed the Aeneid if he could.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've read the series multiple times since I was a young teenager.
        I mean you don't really have room to talk shit about other peoples taste

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one day until this drops
    >Amazon hasn’t even bothered to shill on Twitter, Reddit, or Cinemaphile
    >all discourse will be overshadowed by Live Action One Piece, Ahsoka, and even the end of the weekly series drops will be overshadowed by Loki s2
    I’m predicting slop, not even the shitposting kind. Just more media that has zero cultural impact

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are we getting more male nipple tweaking funerals though?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, reddit shills this show themselves by banning anyone talking shit about it, the twitter show fan circles are all cringy LARPers who pretend to be characters in the show, and based /wot/ drives out amazon shills on sight. Amazon is probably content to sleep on this piece of trash and focus on salvaging RoP

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have that gif of the earth benders dancing while that weird rock floats by but I imagine it’ll be like that with 200% more ugly girl magic.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it’s legit better than RoP.
    Anyone who watched RoP and not this is just trying to feel included to LoTR hype like a woman latching onto men’s hobbies for attention.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think it’s legit better than RoP.
      Not exactly a very high bar.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're going so far in the other direction it's only wheel of time in name. Which is a good thing. I want these idiots to fail on their own merits.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but I want to watch it. I know it will be awful just like season 1 but the desire is there.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never stop changing things. Keep going!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to see how they will shit in jordan story again
      it's so bad that become funny

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Star Wars effect.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to add "male channelers can recognize each other from a halo-like glow".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the books

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you misunderstand something? That's a new show only addition to the list of other dumb changes they made, it's not from the books.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did YOU? Logain describes seeing rand in the books.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Logain can see the glow around ta'veren, just like Siuan. It has nothing to do with Rand being a fellow male channeler, but the show changed it to be so. There was a "preview" scene that showed Rand talking with him that confirmed this change. Male channelers don't see a glow around other channelers that indicate channeling or the ability to do so in any situation, unlike the women. Read the books.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also Rand is asking him to teach him, so no Asmo.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, nor will I ever know.
    Watching the first season was punishing enough.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was almost impressive how Amazon managed to GoT season 8 this series in only one season.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is she wielding a dagger lol wtf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was stilled at the end of S1 (unless she gets better like Loial from getting stabbed with the Shadar Logoth dagger).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait she's stilled at the end of s1
        and Loial is stabbed by the shadar dagger??
        lol wtf wtf

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wait she's stilled at the end of s1
          Who knows, really. It's not like they care about pesky things like the rules of the setting so they can just make shit up. Ishamael rekts her immediately and one of her final scenes in the show is pic related, but they'll most likely use some cop out like "oh he just shielded her very strongly".

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and Loial is stabbed by the shadar dagger??
          Straight in the heart, but don't worry, Rafe confirmed that he's gonna be alright.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wait she's stilled at the end of s1
            Who knows, really. It's not like they care about pesky things like the rules of the setting so they can just make shit up. Ishamael rekts her immediately and one of her final scenes in the show is pic related, but they'll most likely use some cop out like "oh he just shielded her very strongly".

            frick this bullshit, sooooo glad i ended up missing s1

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm genuinely curious to see how they'll asspull themselves out of these.

              [...]
              These guys clearly haven't read the books. The author was a pretty outspoken radical feminist,.

              You can stop baiting now.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    360 degrees in that homie

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sanderson "involved" in this season like the last one, iirc he pretty much spent all of production saying "hey dickheads follow the books" and Rafe just kept telling him to frick off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I don't think so. I don't think he was even involved with all of season 1. He seemed pretty surprised at how bad the last 2 eps were.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped the show when I saw a sorceress with a hijab. Like, she just had a hijab presumably because the actress was a muslim or something. She was one of several sorceresses who weren't brown-skinned and DIDN'T wear hijabs. So I guess IRL representation is more important than world building.

    The show was unbearably shit before that, but that was just the last straw for me. I think that was around episode 3.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The costumes were extremely poor in general. They weren't supposed to be color coded like fricking power rangers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It did seem like they might have dialed that back this season

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruin it

    How can you ruin something that was already terrible? The first season was fairly faithfull, asking for anything more I feel would be asking too much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The first season was fairly faithful
      lol
      lmao

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon is keenly aware of when the show that he doesn’t like starts
    >makes a thread to b***h about it before a single episode
    This has to be a shill attempt to create buzz even if it’s complaining. I cannot for the life of me imagine anyone pathetic enough to make a thread about a show they specifically didn’t like, a year after they didn’t like it. The show sucked, I stopped watching it at like episode 4, and then forgot it existed. But for you this show being bad is some sort of emotional scar or what? Please tell me it’s just shilling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look homie the Cinemaphile threads are just stealth book threads. The show is just an excuse.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So post it in Cinemaphile. Oh wait, they’d shit on you for having bad taste, nvm

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like you're stuck with us :^)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you're on Cinemaphile bellyaching over someone making a thread about a show you don't like.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I’m insulting the people who make threads I don’t like. I’m beginning to notice how much time and effort people put into crying over corporate products.. but then still consoom the products. In my mind if a business does something that makes me mad enough to get emotional they’re dead to me. I don’t buy their shit, I don’t talk about them, I don’t whine about it, I don’t guerrilla market for it, I don’t follow news about it. This attitude of crying that your consumer preferences aren’t met is just shameful to me. It’s like if you went to a grocery store every week and they sold you rotten apples.. so you spend an hour complaining to the manager.. then an hour getting upset and complaining to your friends.. then went back next week.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet here you are, hypocrite, crying about threads you don't like instead of simply paying them no mind. Curious!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >curious!
            hey Sara, is browsing Cinemaphile a part of your marketing budget? seems like a waste of money.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Curious!
            is browsing Cinemaphile a part of your marketing budget, Sara?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >smug, supercilious attitude
          >hypocrite
          >food analogy
          You have to go back

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The story is centered around the last dragon, A rare male magic user
    >The center of the movie poster is a woman
    lol
    trash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean she's front and centre because Rosamund Pike is the only notable actor out of all of them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's only like a main character in books 1-2.
      After TGH, her involvement in the story is diminished and she even fakes her death at the end of book 5 from which point on she doesn't come back for a long time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't fake her death, weird take

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the dragon reborn is male, this is reiterated and said millions of times in the first book
    >the very first line in the show says that the dragon reborn can be anyone, men or women

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