When a sex scene started in a movie.
Did your parents make you close your eyes?
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When a sex scene started in a movie. Did your parents make you close your eyes?
No but they made me open my ass.
feet
sex
gross
They made sure there were none before the film started on family movie night until me and my younger siblings were teenagers.
I did it because I was a good boy
(Though I would try to peek through my hands)
literally me
>Watching kinography at a young age with the family
>Sex scene comes up
>Dad lets out a drawn out "OHH YEAH"
>Mom starts nodding her head up and down while going "OHH YEAH"
>Grandma and Grandpa walk in wondering what the commotion is
>See whats happening on the screen then look at eachother and go "OHH YEAH" in unison
Is your family name Yello?
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>well i never i didn't know this would be so rude
>i'm not sure you should be watching this
i'm 32 and she knows damn well i've had sex but she still says this stuff
Did none of your families have remotes? My parents would either flip the channel or fast forward.
we would turn it up full blast and scoot up closer to the set and whack each other off. I wasnt allowed to look but I did that thing where you almost close your eyes but can still see a little bit of some boobs.
watched a movie with my gf last night and she forgot there were multiple fully nude sex scenes in it
was kinda awkward but we fricked right after the movie
frick off
>Did your parents make you close your eyes?
I was watching Caddyshack with my brothers on our big screen, and when the sex scene came on my mom jumped in front of the screen while we jeered her and threw food
I had to keep my eyes wide shut.
No, because I don’t live in a country that is prude to absurd levels while also serving like ~90% of the world’s pornography.
My sister let me watch Trainspotting with her but made me cover my eyes during the sex scene. I peeked goddamnit I peeked.
No my mom would put her hand over my eyes and then grab my penis to make sure I wasn’t playing with it.
No, they hooked me into one of these things
Yes but after I close my eyes and start to molest me but told me I couldn't tell anyone.
My dad was a blockbuster fanatic so we watched movies every night most of the time my dad would avoid renting movies with sex scenes. If there was one I would just leave because I knew what was coming. As an adult if I'm ever watching a movie with them we just kek and talk about them.
I miss footjobs from my girlfriend but then I realize how much I hated her and remember it was a good idea to kick her out.
my dad used to watch pornos in the main room while I was eating dinner
Nah, but sometimes it was hilarious
>back in the day
>dad and I watching random shit on cable channels in living romo
>stops on some movie
>older guy picks up chick off the side of the road
>as they're driving he slides his hand between her legs
>grandma in kitchen notices, comes in and yells "WHAT ARE YOU SHOWING MY GRANDSON!?"
My dad laughed and changed the channel and told her I knew what was happening. He then asked me how I thought he came into existence, then he looked back at her. Funny seeing an old woman turn bright red and scuttle back into the kitchen
>instant boner
i hate myself
why? her feet?
terrible digits, reminds me of that tragedy
>watching Love Actually with family
>the simulated sex scene with martin freeman comes on
>mother rushes up to the tv with a blanket and tries to cover the screen and talk loudly over the dialog (which is completely banal and unrelated to sex, that's the whole joke)
Glowies made me gay
I pushed my cousin down to the floor for trying to block my view of the TV during a bra commercial in '06
One time when I was 12 we were watching a million ways to die in the west my dad and his girlfriend told me to get something in the kitchen when a scene came on
Imagine watching a sex scene with Dakota haha
I don't wanna watch
I wanna do it
I don't think so, because I can clearly remember watching a movie on TV where Rebecca De Mornay was biting Antonio Banderas's ass. Mum only covered my eyes when there was gore on screen.
Why would they put on their sex tape then make Mr close my eyes?