ugh, thats not what the story is. Ali wasnt the leader of the 40 thieves, or even a member. Ali was some merchant who found a band of 40 thieves who stored their treasures in a magic cave that would only open if you said the password. He figures it out ""open sesame" and takes all the treasure.
massah
there's no rule against wishing for the genie to suck your dick
He can't make anyone fall in love, anon. Not even himself.
Stupid sexy Genie.
No love, it's a purely transactional arrangement
Not with a dick like that, honey.
Who was talking about love? It is about power.
It was a different time.
is it weird that I like the way her mouth/face moves when she speaks?
not even sexually.
She’s very cute.
Best part of the remake.
I want to thank the anon who recommended the King of Thieves soundtrack. I've never heard it before and it fricking rules.
>ARE YOU IN OR OUT?!
Songs were pretty meh but it is a shockingly good film considering they didn't have to try at all, and how awful Return of Jafar was due to this fact.
dasrite
I have an archived copy of the 35mm scan so Disney's revisionists can never frick with me.
Same
Wait, what did they frick with?? Also I need it.
Avoid Bluray slop like plague.
croud ghosts against chinese rerigion.
(jk ur a gay)
ayo hol up
so yo be sayun
we wuz geniez n shieet
BIG
BLUE
BALLS
ugh, thats not what the story is. Ali wasnt the leader of the 40 thieves, or even a member. Ali was some merchant who found a band of 40 thieves who stored their treasures in a magic cave that would only open if you said the password. He figures it out ""open sesame" and takes all the treasure.
Why didnt Jean Knee know this?
He doesn't say that he was the leader of the 40 thieves, he says he "got" them, as in got the problem or a situation.
shieeeet