>RLM end
RLM is only a fourth of the way through its run. Their best days are still ahead. In 30 years we are gonna look back on this era as the "low point but still has some gems"
>Mike is too masculine >Mike “THE NOT GAYS” >the effeminate man who demands all relationships be gay or interracial >the man obsessed with gay sex >the man who “ironically” crossdressed as a joke >the man who is part of a fandom that is highly associated with pedophilia >masculine
Kek. Mikegays are this delusional
them getting cast in low budget B movie productions when the zoomers who watch them grow up and become directors, some obscure imdb trivia footnote 65 year olds who cameo in shit, like all those failed Hollywood people they obsess over
Not sure. Jay's rich and Mike seems comfortable enough in life. They could have stopped uploading a long time ago. I would say Rich lol, fricking legend.
All of them going their separate ways. Rich will do unboxing videos, Jay will make video essays. All 3 of them will sit in the celebrity zoo area of "cons" to make ends meet.
They'll retire and do their side gigs. Rich will do woodworking, Jay will probably continue to edit in his free time has he pursues other avenues of interest - maybe getting into the indie horror production scene, and Mike will die an alcoholic...or do some ghost stuff.
If somehow they get Star Trek brand away from Alex Kurtzmann and Secret Hideout productions and into the hands of someone competent then RLM will be struggling for content. All the superhero trash is flopping so theres less to talk about there. Star wars nobody cares. The best episodes are Mike and Rich, lifetime Star Trek nerds, torturing themselves by having to watch STD and Picard. Vastly more entertainment value to be had watching them slowly die inside than anything nu-trek has created.
Any reason they can't just start producing serious media, but under a different name, so people don't immediately identify it as "Youtuber stuff", which I'm sure they would hate.
How hard would it be to produce like a Dark Star for a example? Find some writers and craftsmen with talent, who are never going to get hired in the industry, and just let them do their thing. Macauley Culkin can star in it.
a serious production would force them to confront the limits of their skill and the realization they are not as smart or talented as they think they are.
better to sit on the sidelines and make snide jokes
Seriously, why not? He's an established enough celebrity who can at least act a little (I assume), and is probably never going to be in a "real movie" again.
They never really spent a whole lot of time on superhero movies after the first couple years of Marvel-mania and admitted years ago that they don't do HitB episodes on them since they are all kind of the same movie anyway.
I re-watched their Phantom Menace review today and it doesn't hold up.
They start off by complaining that TPM is too complicated. Trade disputes?! Who cares! A New Hope started with a space battle between plucky rebels and the powerful empire! That's all the audience needs to know- good and evil!
But then they spend the next hour complaining that the trade dispute isn't explained, the political situation doesn't get enough attention, the treaty the trade federation wants Amidala to sign isn't explained. All in between the edgy serial killer jokes of course.
So which is it? You want a simple good and evil movie, or a movie about trade politics? Absolute midwit review.
They don't want to make movies anymore, they don't even enjoy watching movies enough to form a review worthy opinion.
It kinda feels like it's already over but they have nothing else so they keep doing the bare minimum.
Better question is what could possibly rekindle their interest in doing stuff.
Same only recently i realized it's been like 5 years since he last popped up and the other canadian does come at least yearly. Guess he's too busy with real shit to travel internationaly for a podcast.
i will watch until they are old and decrepit. i will age as well, and will still chuckle heartily at my friends who have given me so much joy over the years. i like to think on my death bed i will be watching the newest rlm. mike, jay, and rich will be there, gray haired and borderline senile, making the same jokes about some shitty movie series long past its relevancy. they will smile, and laugh, and go into occasional coughing fits, as will i, and the all past humor at the expense of old people will be brought up, the irony not lost on them. it will be a keen and poignant observation on age and loss, still funny, mike will crack a joke, rich will retort, and their mortality will weigh just a little heavier on them.
>Mike will die from liver cancer. >Jay will be gay and move back in with his mother in Albuquerque >Rich will go off and be a voice over for WW2 holocaust documentaries >Josh will blow his brains out in front of all of them before hand and they will not react at all or be even a little surprised. >Jim Maxwell and Macauley Culkin will take over and change the show to only talking about Ishtar
>if subscriber/patreon numbers don't peter out
They keep going until Mike's heart gives out in his early 60s >if they do
Mike becomes a freelance voice actor and editor, scrapes by
Jay gets a real job and does indie horror on the side
Rich becomes a twitch streamer until his insufferable Pre Rec personality resurfaces and things get ugly
Josh is the most obvious future suicide I've ever seen, when he mentioned he's never been camping I got a real bad feeling
Not with a bang
Mike dies or Jay gets busted for child porn, whichever comes first.
>RLM end
RLM is only a fourth of the way through its run. Their best days are still ahead. In 30 years we are gonna look back on this era as the "low point but still has some gems"
Mike dies.
One of them troons out or gets sexual allegations against them.
Mike dies or Jay troons out.
Why do you need Jay to troon out so much? You've been spamming this for at least two months now.
Mikegays can’t accept that Mike is the gay one and most likely to troon out.
Mike is too masculine and well ugly to try even if he had the impulse to.
>ugly
That doesn't seem to any troon.
>Mike is too masculine
>Mike “THE NOT GAYS”
>the effeminate man who demands all relationships be gay or interracial
>the man obsessed with gay sex
>the man who “ironically” crossdressed as a joke
>the man who is part of a fandom that is highly associated with pedophilia
>masculine
Kek. Mikegays are this delusional
The phone you're posting from was specifically made for gays and women.
mikes liver could not handle hrt
chudcels lose their mind when a male has hair that's longer than 0 inches
When Mike develops liver cirrhosis probably
them getting cast in low budget B movie productions when the zoomers who watch them grow up and become directors, some obscure imdb trivia footnote 65 year olds who cameo in shit, like all those failed Hollywood people they obsess over
Their audience is mostly millenials
when they PUT A PRICE OF THIRTY THOUSAND DIRHAMS ON THEIR HEAD
Next they will be hailed as the true messengers of GOD!
These men are pawns
Mike is the heart of it all, once alcohol does him in its all over. I noticed he wasn't drinking the last few episodes, is he giving up alcohol?
hope not, hes too funny drunk.
Rich poisons all their booze and they keel over one by one during the most epic Best of the Worst ever.
>When and how will RLM end?
they better come up with an interesting plot for the end thegn make a big production out of it
These hucksters won't do it. They've based their entire careers on half-assing everything.
What's his fricking problem?
He's us.
being a stand up comedian and yet somehow the least funny guest on RLM?
hopefully by George Lucas via rifle. They’re only alive because he allows them to live.
Rich dies of diabetic heart attack.
Jay leaves after marrying his husband
Mike blows his brains out while drunk and alone in the RLM warehouse
Jay is milking this to the last penny. He will only leave if he is legally forced to, or RLM becomes so unpopular it's no longer profitable.
what will be the big twist at the end
Not sure. Jay's rich and Mike seems comfortable enough in life. They could have stopped uploading a long time ago. I would say Rich lol, fricking legend.
> Rich lol, fricking legend.
Oh dude you're missing out on fishtank, what are you even doing here?
Did AI bot post this?
No I'm just saying, your zoomer slop is reaching peak kino.
Cringe.
>IfIHadAHiFi is a noise rock band
Yep, definitely cringe.
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This is the most homosexual thing I've read all day.
All of them going their separate ways. Rich will do unboxing videos, Jay will make video essays. All 3 of them will sit in the celebrity zoo area of "cons" to make ends meet.
All Good Things retrospective
Kino ending.
>no Mike
>no watch
I can't be the only one who thinks this
me too. the others lack the depressed alki attitude.
They'll retire and do their side gigs. Rich will do woodworking, Jay will probably continue to edit in his free time has he pursues other avenues of interest - maybe getting into the indie horror production scene, and Mike will die an alcoholic...or do some ghost stuff.
Jay admits he’s gay and Mike in an alcoholic rage attacks him.
*rapes
fixed that for you
If somehow they get Star Trek brand away from Alex Kurtzmann and Secret Hideout productions and into the hands of someone competent then RLM will be struggling for content. All the superhero trash is flopping so theres less to talk about there. Star wars nobody cares. The best episodes are Mike and Rich, lifetime Star Trek nerds, torturing themselves by having to watch STD and Picard. Vastly more entertainment value to be had watching them slowly die inside than anything nu-trek has created.
they should do what starwarstheory does and make their own Trek fan films, not shitty liker he makes though
Any reason they can't just start producing serious media, but under a different name, so people don't immediately identify it as "Youtuber stuff", which I'm sure they would hate.
How hard would it be to produce like a Dark Star for a example? Find some writers and craftsmen with talent, who are never going to get hired in the industry, and just let them do their thing. Macauley Culkin can star in it.
a serious production would force them to confront the limits of their skill and the realization they are not as smart or talented as they think they are.
better to sit on the sidelines and make snide jokes
But it would just be putting forth money, which I'm guessing they have at this point. They would become professional investors, essentially.
>Macauley Culkin can star in it.
kek
Seriously, why not? He's an established enough celebrity who can at least act a little (I assume), and is probably never going to be in a "real movie" again.
best of worst good too.
They never really spent a whole lot of time on superhero movies after the first couple years of Marvel-mania and admitted years ago that they don't do HitB episodes on them since they are all kind of the same movie anyway.
Mike will anally vore Jay and Rich.
YES ONIONS YES MONMON THE FAT RABBIT
>they're still SEETHING about The Batman nearly two years now
rent free
ridicule isnt seething my little punjabi shitposter
They'll just stop uploading.
>When and how will RLM end?
they'll get bored and put out a quick video saying they're done with this shit
when redditors finally realize it's just a bunch of fat dudes with shit opinions about movies they don't care about and stop watching it
When a crazed Plinkett-fanboy burns down the warehouse with the RLM crew inside.
I re-watched their Phantom Menace review today and it doesn't hold up.
They start off by complaining that TPM is too complicated. Trade disputes?! Who cares! A New Hope started with a space battle between plucky rebels and the powerful empire! That's all the audience needs to know- good and evil!
But then they spend the next hour complaining that the trade dispute isn't explained, the political situation doesn't get enough attention, the treaty the trade federation wants Amidala to sign isn't explained. All in between the edgy serial killer jokes of course.
So which is it? You want a simple good and evil movie, or a movie about trade politics? Absolute midwit review.
They don't want to make movies anymore, they don't even enjoy watching movies enough to form a review worthy opinion.
It kinda feels like it's already over but they have nothing else so they keep doing the bare minimum.
Better question is what could possibly rekindle their interest in doing stuff.
behold. the only qualified regular on rlm
i miss jim
Same only recently i realized it's been like 5 years since he last popped up and the other canadian does come at least yearly. Guess he's too busy with real shit to travel internationaly for a podcast.
His wife probably doesn't let him take that much "me time."
Covid broke him actually. He won't travel to america lest he be mistaken for an evil antivaxer
The frick is "visual effects in a supporting role"?
man pol really did a number on the quality of this site
i will watch until they are old and decrepit. i will age as well, and will still chuckle heartily at my friends who have given me so much joy over the years. i like to think on my death bed i will be watching the newest rlm. mike, jay, and rich will be there, gray haired and borderline senile, making the same jokes about some shitty movie series long past its relevancy. they will smile, and laugh, and go into occasional coughing fits, as will i, and the all past humor at the expense of old people will be brought up, the irony not lost on them. it will be a keen and poignant observation on age and loss, still funny, mike will crack a joke, rich will retort, and their mortality will weigh just a little heavier on them.
>being such a loser you follow this friend simulator
A Noiselund video
>Noiselund
pure kino
>Mike will die from liver cancer.
>Jay will be gay and move back in with his mother in Albuquerque
>Rich will go off and be a voice over for WW2 holocaust documentaries
>Josh will blow his brains out in front of all of them before hand and they will not react at all or be even a little surprised.
>Jim Maxwell and Macauley Culkin will take over and change the show to only talking about Ishtar
>if subscriber/patreon numbers don't peter out
They keep going until Mike's heart gives out in his early 60s
>if they do
Mike becomes a freelance voice actor and editor, scrapes by
Jay gets a real job and does indie horror on the side
Rich becomes a twitch streamer until his insufferable Pre Rec personality resurfaces and things get ugly
Josh is the most obvious future suicide I've ever seen, when he mentioned he's never been camping I got a real bad feeling
Never. Somehow at the old folks home Mike will trick other residents into watching black spine tapes with him in the common room
He won
left RLM on bad terms
When will they have Yatzee on? would be super kino