When and why did he become so painfully unfunny?
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When and why did he become so painfully unfunny?
When and why did he become so painfully unfunny?
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he was never funny
He never got over convincing Kobe to take helicopter lessons
what?
Old round about Willy talked him into taking flying lessons.
Doesn't make sense since Kobe died as a PASSENGER on the helicopter not while piloting.
It was a woman pilot btw
Yeah of course that's what the manifest said. Can't do it unregulated any other way
there are already like four threads about Burr you moron
Go back
it's hilarious that this has become the default thing to say to anyone that disagrees or calls you moronic on here. Did filtered finally run its course?
Anons still use it. They don't even believe these stupid retorts, they think that insulting someone else will give them a glimmer of joy in their dreary day.
>three israelites in one video
Just sum it up for me
Oy vey, dreidel, matza balls
when he sold the drum set and gave away his dog is what people used to say
Nia
I can agree with everything else but making Burr give a fricking pitbull away when they are going to have a baby was 150% right.
Especially because the pitbull was fricking crazy. They had to lock it in another room any time somebody came to visit and it would still bark and attack the door the whole time. I wouldn't let a dog like that under the same roof as my kids.
To be fair, even if thats true, that's the owners fault. Pits are fricking loving creatures and i absolutely love how everyone gets the frick out of our way when they see mine.
You’re a Black person. People would avoid you regardless of whatever other animal is present.
Frick you and your shitbull, I hope it mauls your face off.
Nice bait, too bad women and black men dont post here so this cant be genuine
>Pits are fricking loving creatures
The love to rip kids apart yes.
that still won't stop me adopting about 30 pitbulls a year solely to give them a .45 in the head the moment i bring them home
Based I do this too. I go to the dog shelter and pretend I'm a nice normal guy looking to adopt a dog, then get a pitbull and take it home and use it as living target practice.
holy shit
how do we outlaw pits so this anon doesn't have to waste money on ammo?
shitbulls need to all be killed.
serious schizo shit
TLDR, he fricks Black folk and mocks American heroes. Who cares about anything else
Top kek, I’d seen the webm of his wife kissing that black guy but I was 100% certain the credits were edited in by some anon. Why the hell would Bill agree to finance something like that?
because patrice was a cuck and bill learned everything from him
AND YOU'VE BECOME
WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS DUMB
A FRACTION OF THE SUM
Get it?!
Yikes
There is not an ounce of white in that child
when he hurt Theo Von's feelings and it made me upset
comedy is a young mans game
once they are married for like 30 years and have kids and shit they lose their edge
Mostly true, but it all depends on your act. Part of Bill's act strongly depends on his "genuinity", which falls apart once you know more about him. If you can work being a husband and father into your act in the right way, it can work great. For example, the Irish comedian Dylan Moran did this well i think.
He wasn't ever very funny, he was just unique for a time.
>burr starts talking about his family for 40 minutes
>not a joke to be seen
>just a sad man saying he's forcing his 4 year old daughter to be his parent
>saying he's forcing his 4 year old daughter to be his parent
the point was that he hated seeing his daughter react the exact same way he did as a kid to his dad freaking out. it's not that hard to understand
Infantalizing yourself to the point a 4 year old has to parent you is extremely unhealthy and extremely unfunny. No jokes sighted. Stop simping for burr.
that's literally the point of the story and why he was telling it you moron. that story wasn't supposed to be funny, but I guess trying to explain that is "simping"
>he was being serious when he was talking about being a worthless piece of shit! That makes him funny!
who the frick said the story was funny? and what comedian doesn't talk about being a piece of shit? what are you even trying to say about this particular bit that isn't obvious to anyone
>do standup
>tell story
>ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY CHUD!
>smug Reddit face
you forgot
>go back
my brain fricking hurts from you going in circles so you succeeded
His initial post was criticising Bill for not making jokes anymore. You then randomly decided to explain the point of one of Bill’s stories, and how it wasn’t supposed to be funny, proving his fricking point. The absolute state of Burr gays.
are you explaining what another anon was trying to say, when he was doing an awful fricking job doing it? he specifically talked about his daughter, so I brought it up. Burr obviously was trying to be funny the entire show, but one serious moment means
>he doesn't even make jokes anymore!!
I am, because you are being an obtuse homosexual. His post did not suggest he didn’t understand the moral of Bill’s story, he was criticising him for his lack of actual jokes. Rather than argue his actual point, you just decided to explain the story and then act like that’s what it was all about. Go back and re-read the conversation, you sound like a braindead moron.
I literally quoted the point he made and responded to that. To a specific moment in the special, and then he got into
>that's extremely unhealthy, and extremely unfunny
i'm not saying he should fricking laugh at something that isn't a joke, and that was my point all along.
>I NEVER SAID THE STANDUP COMEDY SPECIAL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
kek am i being gaslit right now on Cinemaphile
Actually it just seems like most people here think you’re a homosexual.
do you really mean that, anon? i really hope you don't call me a moron next 🙁
No, you didn’t. Is your reading comprehension that terrible?
Lol I’m not even the same guy, it’s just hilarious how you’re defending a comedian telling an unfunny story about being a shitty parent in the middle of a comedy set. Are you actually billburr? Pics of waxy testicle head now please
I accept your concession.
You forgot
>smug Reddit face
see
t. Billy big balls
based, this. What is that guy even talking about?
There's no joke. It's not funny.
>that's literally the point of the story and why he was telling it you moron.
WHERES THE FOOKIN JOKES
I just think Bill was a giant pussy as a kid he has an earlier stand-up where he starts crying about his dad buying him a doll because he thinks his dad is calling him a homosexual
Why is he miserable? He wanted dark chocolate
Stand-up comedy was never funny
This. There was maybe one guy who was ever good at it. Stand up fricking sucks.
When he moved to LA
>ladies and gentlemen, imagine dragons
he's actually never been funny. stand up comedy has always been for gays.
Married a black woman that took control of his life.
She made him kick his dog out, he doesn't go as hard on women as he used to.
She took his essence away and they justified it as 'he's got anger problems lol'
She's a controlling c**t and Patrice would have saved him from her if he was still alive
>bill burr mentioned anywhere
>“if only le fat white people bad man were here”
homie shut the frick up
>unironically typing that out and posting it
I even said it out loud
I hate this pasta because patrice was the loser who made him ok with his wife doing the shit she does
lol never saw that Patrice was holding a biscuit.
Burr got a stupid shitty pittBlack personbull.
His wife was in the right, that thing was gonna fricking eat his kid.
>His wife was in the right
Women are never in the right you dumb homosexual.
>that thing was gonna fricking eat his kid.
>his kid
>HIS KID
Proof you're a fricking moron and in the wrong, that pit bull could've saved Bill the embarrassment of openly being a cuck
Okay but Patrice was a LITERAL cuck, for all his tough talk about women
> Black person Black person Black person
shut up child
you are a failure and instead of taking responsibility you blame it on a group
>Mom pull the cable from the router and plug it back in, I need to samegay!
Is there any comedian that remained funny AFTER getting rich as frick?
money and happiness ruins comedians
Maybe the ones that don't do specials much and just have steady road work. Maybe.
Gabriel Iglesias
He wasn't funny to begin with
(You)
I think around the time he got that cartoon
>tells rambling story
>yells occasionally and says frick strategically
>a punchline is never reached
he was never funny
All of us xoomers have realized it's not going to be as good as it used to be.
When he joked about things you care about. Happens all the time.
He has literally never made jokes against something I care about. And if he did and they were funny jokes, I could roll with it.
He's just making the same jokes but with less teeth now.
t. OP
The daily schizo threads about him being "shit" tells me otherwise.
He's still the same, you're just an american right wing cuck
married a nigg
black wife
Around the time he sold his soul to the black woman
Probably after he got cucked into raising the nignogs baby he who his wife cheated on him with.
>married a bed wench
>became a woke moron
>constantly grovels and apologizes while pretending he's le edgy man telling it like it is
Sebastian Maniscalco is still funny despite settling down with a rich creative arts type woman and getting more higher-tier acting roles (Green Book, Irishman)
No he's not
Yes he is, consistently with his older stand up.
He's an insecure guy and probably scared his Disney cameos and celebrity BBQ's will go away if he is at all edgy.