This. As bummed as I am about Hartman, Andy Dick is an incredible talent in his own right. Even if he’s the biggest piece of shit in his personal life, he has never failed to make me laugh. He’s just a funny fricking dude. Even now in his wet brain stupor, you can still see occasional flashes of his comedic brilliance. You guys can’t make me hate him, no matter how many ip2 streamers he rapes. I wonder how fricking fat that frog simp is irl.
Andy's biggest foray in the Hollywood bubble outside of his part on NewsRadio was to play second-fiddle in a Pauly Shore vehicle also starring Tank Girl where he did frick all in the middle of the California desert. He's done nothing except cameos since. He's that much of a menace and a nuisance.
Stopped watching midway through, just a couple of gays sperging out. I look forward to dabbing on his sticky thread if the mods are thick enough to make one.
Talk about Lynchian surreal embarassing.
Imagine getting your ass handed to you by "gangsters" and he had to really think of the right word to say on camera for a moment there, your face is completely and visibly fricked up, you're not even going to go into detail as to what exactly happened, where you were, where the people who did this to you are and why they even did it at all because its just going to be another drunken horror show of you omitting the parts where you were groping other people in the vicinity and while the interviewer/ex-girlfriend of yours is not only trying to hide her laughter at just how fricked up you look, Kermit the fricking Frog codenamed "Froggy" shows up to take part of this seemingly fun interview with an old star of "NewsRadio", is completely stunned silent and immediately checks the frick out cause he doesn't need to explain it to his agent or Miss Piggy.
It almost felt like a warning for him to keep his fricking mouth shut.
y'all mfs actually hyped this shit up so much when it happened I sat there and watched this long gay interview waiting for the frog to show up. It was on screen 20 seconds. Fricking nothing.
It was an apartment a friend of Andy's rented for him to simply give him a stable place tro live and well what d'ya know? He fricking trashed it and had drunk gay orgies with pizza involved.
>When Lovitz joined the cast of NewsRadio as Hartman's replacement, he and Dick got into an argument in which Lovitz reportedly said "I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given Brynn coke in the first place," a remark Lovitz has since apologized for.
>Not much is known what went down over the next near decade, but then, in early 2007, Dick allegedly approached Lovitz at a restaurant and said "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you—you're the next to die." (Uhhh, chill out man). Later that year, in July, Lovitz and Dick got into a physical confrontation at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles. Lovitz demanded an apology from Dick, who refused to apologize, and in turn accused Lovitz of blaming him for Hartman's death. (Not wrong) Naturally, next, Lovitz smashed the living shit out of Dick's head into the bar.
>In the same CBS interview, Lovitz said the following:
>"I just wanted him to say, 'Oh, I'm sorry,'" said Lovitz. "Then he leans into me, 'Well you know why I said that? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman that's the first thing you said to me when you got on the show.' I just lost it so I grabbed him by the shirt and I pushed him against the wall. And he's just smiling at me, and then I realized 'oooh, here's my chance.' So I grabbed him by his shirt and pushed him really hard and I smashed his back and his head into the bar. And I did it again. I would have kept going, but the doorman broke it up."
Imagine being a fly on that wall and seeing The Critic kick the shit out of someone who desperately had it coming.
I can't remember but there was an old Joe Rogan where he mentioned that Farley would show up on the set of News Radio looking like shit to get drugs from Andy a lot. Andy was also linked to the death of another NBC sitcom star who was engaged to Tiffani Thiessen. It was ruled a suicide but Brooke Shields didn't believe it and hired a private investigator. Some crazy shit.
He's literally just an alcoholic border line junkie with bipolar disorder who guys like Farly and Hartmans wife would have hanged around with because he would have always been carrying and up for a party. Same reason drug dealers always have hot girl friends.
No fricking way.
That bastard played a role in killing Farley too???
Someone needs to deliver a bullet in his head. Nobody will remember him and his sticky thread (if the mods are fricking bold enough) will be nothing but celebration gifs.
Andy Dick gets mentioned and immediately people seethe/cry over Phil Hartman acting like he was their dad when they probably couldn't name 3 notable things he did and as if it was Andy's fault he married a crazy crackhead
Phil was Troy McLure and Lionel Hutz on The Simpsons.
Phil played the father in the criminally underated "Small Soldiers"
Phil was Ted Maltin in 'Jingle All the Way'.
In his autobiography, Mike Meyers recalls a conversation he had with Phil about gun ownership and his decision to get one. Mike was against it giving his suburban Toronto upbringing but Phil mentioned how dangerous L.A. was at the time and that he wanted to have protection, despite Meyers' protestations about it.
He also was a gay salesman and a thug in 3rd Rock from the Sun.
It's a testament to his abilities that despite never having had "big" roles, even tiny ones, all his performances were very memorable.
Hartman's wife was a recovering addict with severe mental illness. Hartman loved her and wanted to care for her, and Andy Dick couldn't respect that boundary. Imagine if you were anywhere close to this situation and saw that shit play out. But you're a pathetic nerd who will never know the power of loving someone enough you want to help them. Andy Dick is also a pathetic nerd who only cared about partying and ruined another man's life.
every other person in their life except lovitz doesn't give andy dick a second thought, and even many of hartman's friends and family say he knew his wife was back on drugs and didn't do anything because he was a demented simp
She was a weak homosexual then who lacks personal responsibility but ofcourse since it's a moronic junky prostitute you simps will leap to her defense and exonerate her of all consequences of her personal choices. SAD!
>Reminder that Andy Dick forced Phil Hartmans wife to start doing drugs again and a few days later she killed Phil in their home.
Reminder: no one asked you to come here from Reddit
andy dick was amazing on ben stiller show, news radio and the andy dick show
it sucks that he was maybe involved in hartmans death but it doesn’t make his amazing shit not funny. his wife is still the one that did it, someone else would have offered her more coke or whatever eventually
jon lovitz beating the shit out of him is also funny
andy dick is fricking based ofcourse you prissy little homosexuals can't keep up with an OG earthrocker >NOOO why did you bring the frog? I told you not to do the green screen with Kermit, Jim henson is rolling in his grave in hell
I knew a guy who was groped by Andy Dick at a bar in LA. This was probably in 2008 or so. Apparently everyone who has come across Andy in the wild has a story about him getting handsy
Also my bud didn’t seem to really mind, not because he was gay but because it sounds like everyone knew that was the cost of doing business when hanging out with Andy Dick lol
Old Family Guy did it too.
And its so weird because he was a menace even then. He can literally grope people, get his ass kicked, be in the midst of some scandal, get his ass tossed out of clubs and then have his own podcast 2 weeks later.
Ive seen Andy Dick on numerous degenerate RV alcoholism youtube trips with onlyusemeblade and other trainwrecks. Cant believe he was part of Hollywood at one point
Andy Dick was always just a convenient scape goat because he was such an indefensible frick up that a lot of people already hated.
Hartman unironcally was the idiot for not divorcing his wife, not sending her to rehab, keeping a gun in the house with her around, etc, etc, etc.
You are deluded if you think youtube essayists won't line up to make videos about THE TWO SIDES OF ANDY DICK, THE HIDDEN COMEDIC GENIUS OF ANDY DICK etc
the only funny part about sam hydes foray into streaming was that one of his little zoomer lackeys randomly got his andys phone number and would call him on speakerphone sometimes and he always sounds completely wasted
critical levels of reddit
wouldn't you rather see Andy Dick brought to justice for his innumerable crimes rather than engage in puerile murder fantasies on the internet? this is Cinemaphile: which produces maximum kino?
I will. Kys Lovitz.
This. As bummed as I am about Hartman, Andy Dick is an incredible talent in his own right. Even if he’s the biggest piece of shit in his personal life, he has never failed to make me laugh. He’s just a funny fricking dude. Even now in his wet brain stupor, you can still see occasional flashes of his comedic brilliance. You guys can’t make me hate him, no matter how many ip2 streamers he rapes. I wonder how fricking fat that frog simp is irl.
Show me one funny Andy Dick moment and I will raise Phil Hartman from the dead right now. You can't, because he was never ever funny.
Norm Macdonald podcast. His episode is one of the best.
He isn't funny at all in it. Norm is funny while making fun of him.
cope harder
The Ben Stiller Show and the Pauly Shore movie in the army now were the only times Andy Dixk was good
a daring synthesis
How do they actually look like the other. That's pretty wild.
looks like Opie and Anthony
whos that Tunisian fella on the left
He was genuinely funny in Newsradio. Check out "Flowers for Matthew".
He was funny as a fellow EMH in Voyager. Probly his best role
He was great in Newsradio.
You have utterly abysmal taste. It's really disgusting.
Andy's biggest foray in the Hollywood bubble outside of his part on NewsRadio was to play second-fiddle in a Pauly Shore vehicle also starring Tank Girl where he did frick all in the middle of the California desert. He's done nothing except cameos since. He's that much of a menace and a nuisance.
Not like Hartman’s movie roles were much better, how many shitty Sinbad movies did he play a side role in?
What is the phenotype of these two lads on full display here?
Likely those who would never serve in the army.
>Andy Dick is an incredible talent
This is so stupid I have to know more
How was andy genuinely funny???
Link me the best fricking joke from andy here and now and I'll give you a chance. Otherwise I cosign with OP on this one. He is what his last name is.
Anus & Andy was an iconic comedy duo
this was funnier than Phil Hartman's entire career. Joe Rogan's too. Who is Jon Lovitz? LMFAO
goddamn gen-x humor is so fricking bad. this is the shit Jim Carrey made a career of. this women on instagram level of comedy.
Stopped watching midway through, just a couple of gays sperging out. I look forward to dabbing on his sticky thread if the mods are thick enough to make one.
Andy Dick death thread will be stickied a week
>A scooter. I'm going faster and faster on a scooter
Honestly that bit was an A impression of Tom Green
Don't talk shit about my boy Lovitz.
Kermit is just so done with his toxic ways, didn't say nothing just stood there and watched this whole interview
Talk about Lynchian surreal embarassing.
Imagine getting your ass handed to you by "gangsters" and he had to really think of the right word to say on camera for a moment there, your face is completely and visibly fricked up, you're not even going to go into detail as to what exactly happened, where you were, where the people who did this to you are and why they even did it at all because its just going to be another drunken horror show of you omitting the parts where you were groping other people in the vicinity and while the interviewer/ex-girlfriend of yours is not only trying to hide her laughter at just how fricked up you look, Kermit the fricking Frog codenamed "Froggy" shows up to take part of this seemingly fun interview with an old star of "NewsRadio", is completely stunned silent and immediately checks the frick out cause he doesn't need to explain it to his agent or Miss Piggy.
It almost felt like a warning for him to keep his fricking mouth shut.
kino
how did he prolapsed his mouth
it's weird that I ran across this girl again when watching Stuttering John videos
Why does she have 2 mics?
y'all mfs actually hyped this shit up so much when it happened I sat there and watched this long gay interview waiting for the frog to show up. It was on screen 20 seconds. Fricking nothing.
hahahahah holy shit
His silence was deafening.
jesus christ
Frick him. Can't wait for him to die. He took Phil from us and acted like nothing happened. Unfunny homosexual.
He didn't just pretend nothing happened, he strongly suggested that he had something to do with it.
No, that's not true. He said like it was intentional in an argument and that's when Jon Lovitz beat his ass.
I counted nine
also, source?
It was an apartment a friend of Andy's rented for him to simply give him a stable place tro live and well what d'ya know? He fricking trashed it and had drunk gay orgies with pizza involved.
the apartment of a man who loves frickin and suckin
That's a lot of dildos.
For you
are those shitstains on the stool to the right? Lmao
Do you actually need more than one dildo? Homobros explain yourself
beyond the obvious deep trauma, he's andy dick, so why would he just have one or two?
large? those are average
damn thats worse than Sam Hyde's dildo closet
Telling people he put the Phil Hartman Hex on them is pretty hilarious
YOU DIDN'T KNOW PHIL HARTMAN YOU REDDIT homosexual, GET SOME REAL FRIENDS
the "remembering Andy Dick" video would just be the Norm podcast, he's so out-of-character likeable in that.
I have only sen snippets of it, but he is so entirely lax and chill for the show it almost makes you forget everything he's done even just briefly.
theres a bluebird in his heart that wants to get out
>When Lovitz joined the cast of NewsRadio as Hartman's replacement, he and Dick got into an argument in which Lovitz reportedly said "I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given Brynn coke in the first place," a remark Lovitz has since apologized for.
>Not much is known what went down over the next near decade, but then, in early 2007, Dick allegedly approached Lovitz at a restaurant and said "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you—you're the next to die." (Uhhh, chill out man). Later that year, in July, Lovitz and Dick got into a physical confrontation at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles. Lovitz demanded an apology from Dick, who refused to apologize, and in turn accused Lovitz of blaming him for Hartman's death. (Not wrong) Naturally, next, Lovitz smashed the living shit out of Dick's head into the bar.
>In the same CBS interview, Lovitz said the following:
>"I just wanted him to say, 'Oh, I'm sorry,'" said Lovitz. "Then he leans into me, 'Well you know why I said that? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman that's the first thing you said to me when you got on the show.' I just lost it so I grabbed him by the shirt and I pushed him against the wall. And he's just smiling at me, and then I realized 'oooh, here's my chance.' So I grabbed him by his shirt and pushed him really hard and I smashed his back and his head into the bar. And I did it again. I would have kept going, but the doorman broke it up."
Imagine being a fly on that wall and seeing The Critic kick the shit out of someone who desperately had it coming.
Damn dude. Bravo.
I can't remember but there was an old Joe Rogan where he mentioned that Farley would show up on the set of News Radio looking like shit to get drugs from Andy a lot. Andy was also linked to the death of another NBC sitcom star who was engaged to Tiffani Thiessen. It was ruled a suicide but Brooke Shields didn't believe it and hired a private investigator. Some crazy shit.
He's literally just an alcoholic border line junkie with bipolar disorder who guys like Farly and Hartmans wife would have hanged around with because he would have always been carrying and up for a party. Same reason drug dealers always have hot girl friends.
Tbh hes a piece of shit but hes also the last of a generation of out and pround piece of shit cokeheads, from the 80s/early 90s.
He's going to live forever
There is literally nothing to be proud of there. There's thousands of cokeheads who are better than him. ALL other cokeheads are better than him.
No fricking way.
That bastard played a role in killing Farley too???
Someone needs to deliver a bullet in his head. Nobody will remember him and his sticky thread (if the mods are fricking bold enough) will be nothing but celebration gifs.
not the heckin farleyrino!
i think this is a death threat and should be treated as such
They will and more than half of it will be charting his downward spiral
Andy Dick gets mentioned and immediately people seethe/cry over Phil Hartman acting like he was their dad when they probably couldn't name 3 notable things he did and as if it was Andy's fault he married a crazy crackhead
Being a contrarian doesnt make you look cool anon.
Phil was Troy McLure and Lionel Hutz on The Simpsons.
Phil played the father in the criminally underated "Small Soldiers"
Phil was Ted Maltin in 'Jingle All the Way'.
In his autobiography, Mike Meyers recalls a conversation he had with Phil about gun ownership and his decision to get one. Mike was against it giving his suburban Toronto upbringing but Phil mentioned how dangerous L.A. was at the time and that he wanted to have protection, despite Meyers' protestations about it.
You're damn right I too miss Phil Hartman.
He also was a gay salesman and a thug in 3rd Rock from the Sun.
It's a testament to his abilities that despite never having had "big" roles, even tiny ones, all his performances were very memorable.
Hartman's wife was a recovering addict with severe mental illness. Hartman loved her and wanted to care for her, and Andy Dick couldn't respect that boundary. Imagine if you were anywhere close to this situation and saw that shit play out. But you're a pathetic nerd who will never know the power of loving someone enough you want to help them. Andy Dick is also a pathetic nerd who only cared about partying and ruined another man's life.
every other person in their life except lovitz doesn't give andy dick a second thought, and even many of hartman's friends and family say he knew his wife was back on drugs and didn't do anything because he was a demented simp
Phil Hartman was my father
Reminder that Andy Dick forced Phil Hartmans wife to start doing drugs again and a few days later she killed Phil in their home.
She was a weak homosexual then who lacks personal responsibility but ofcourse since it's a moronic junky prostitute you simps will leap to her defense and exonerate her of all consequences of her personal choices. SAD!
>Never the veganas fault.
Blonde women are soulless stray dogs, feel for him.
>Reminder that Andy Dick forced Phil Hartmans wife to start doing drugs again and a few days later she killed Phil in their home.
Reminder: no one asked you to come here from Reddit
Andy also gave her the gun. Hell, actually he TOLD HER to shoot Phil.
will there be a sticky?
Yeah.
For Phil.
andy dick was amazing on ben stiller show, news radio and the andy dick show
it sucks that he was maybe involved in hartmans death but it doesn’t make his amazing shit not funny. his wife is still the one that did it, someone else would have offered her more coke or whatever eventually
jon lovitz beating the shit out of him is also funny
lots of things can all be funny at the same time
God the 90s had insufferable fashion
I hope John Lovitz pisses on his coffin and has to be escorted away by security
>I want Andy dick
>We have Andy Dick at home
Andy dick at home
Andy Dick is one of the funniest comedians ever and other comedians are just jealous
Jealous of what exactly, and which other comedians?
Froggy's silence was deafening
No but really, if you're not homophobic why not whack off your friend who's a gay guy?
Be better not get a fricking sticky here, I fricking swear.
only if it celebrates his death
>When Andy Dick dies
Wasn't one anon promising that he could make this happen if ever anybody wanted?
Will DJ Qualls or Andy Dick die first anons?
>DJ Qualls
Where would I know this guy from?
New Guy, LOST, Road Trip
From those ads on Cinemaphile
What if Andy Dick is in this thread right now
There was a crazy stream not super long ago of people basically kidnapping him with vodka. It was somethin.
I hit Andy dick in the head with a dinner plate at the Fisherman's Wharf Applebee's in 2014. Fricking piece of shit.
Would you watch a reality show starring these three?
Dick would goad Miller into attacking him, and Heard would just stand there screaming right? I can't think of it going any other way.
i would watch all three of them get violently raped by mountain gorillas.
andy dick is fricking based ofcourse you prissy little homosexuals can't keep up with an OG earthrocker
>NOOO why did you bring the frog? I told you not to do the green screen with Kermit, Jim henson is rolling in his grave in hell
I was laughing uncontrollably for like half an hour when I first saw this
I'm going to maxx him out.
post youtube kino
https://www.youtube.com/live/N9WfACVkyNo?feature=share
I knew a guy who was groped by Andy Dick at a bar in LA. This was probably in 2008 or so. Apparently everyone who has come across Andy in the wild has a story about him getting handsy
Also my bud didn’t seem to really mind, not because he was gay but because it sounds like everyone knew that was the cost of doing business when hanging out with Andy Dick lol
lol same. my name is alfredo and andy touched me more times than I could count. I kind of enjoyed it though
No, they will but nobody will make one for Jon Lovitz thats for sure
Sam Hyde paid him some money to be on WP2
What an butthole
Worst things nusimpsons ever did was allowing him onto the show as a guest star.
Old Family Guy did it too.
And its so weird because he was a menace even then. He can literally grope people, get his ass kicked, be in the midst of some scandal, get his ass tossed out of clubs and then have his own podcast 2 weeks later.
%27mnotNorm
Ive seen Andy Dick on numerous degenerate RV alcoholism youtube trips with onlyusemeblade and other trainwrecks. Cant believe he was part of Hollywood at one point
The fact no one will mourn him because he universally pissed everyone off demonstrates that he is probably the most based person alive
People here are acting like Dick was responsible for those other people being junkies. No, it's their own fault for that and what they did given that.
Phil Hartman should have used better judgment in picking a spouse. Or did Andy Dick force that too?
Andy Dick was always just a convenient scape goat because he was such an indefensible frick up that a lot of people already hated.
Hartman unironcally was the idiot for not divorcing his wife, not sending her to rehab, keeping a gun in the house with her around, etc, etc, etc.
No one will remember you when you die, Dick.
Do you think Andy Dick is really sober enough to type?
How many people will come to your funeral anon?
You are deluded if you think youtube essayists won't line up to make videos about THE TWO SIDES OF ANDY DICK, THE HIDDEN COMEDIC GENIUS OF ANDY DICK etc
the only funny part about sam hydes foray into streaming was that one of his little zoomer lackeys randomly got his andys phone number and would call him on speakerphone sometimes and he always sounds completely wasted
>When Andy Dick dies nobody will make a "remembering Andy Dick" video or podcast
This gave me a genuine smile.
Andy Dick reading that Sinbad joke on Norm MacDonald is the funniest shit of the 2010's.
His appearances on Loveline are gold.
critical levels of reddit
wouldn't you rather see Andy Dick brought to justice for his innumerable crimes rather than engage in puerile murder fantasies on the internet? this is Cinemaphile: which produces maximum kino?
the only funny thing andy dick could do is have his head bounced off concrete by Black folk