When are we gonna get more shows about angels?

When are we gonna get more shows about angels?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully soon, Hazbin had some, but I can’t remember the last piece of mainstream media that showed angels in a positive light.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mindless drones that do exactly as their master pleases
      What's the appeal?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Angels are kind, caring souls who genuinely want what’s best for you and for you to be happy. Yes that usually means following some rules, but that’s because most people will fall into excess without some guidance and discipline.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Need a sweet angel like gab in my life

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed

            Extremely cute feet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's for me to know and you to play.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What game?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The world ends with me, old man.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the cool, smart angels think for themselves.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funded exclusily by israelites and Ivy Colleges.
          The main man behind it is the israelite that "Home" the shitty black girl / Sheldon Alien movie that flopped so hard it killed his career.

          Every movie he directed is a unmitigated flop. The only thing of note is that he was a """producer""" on how to tame your dragon 1. Which in Hollywood speak. He was essentially gifted money/title by a connection to get his feet off the ground.

          This is the face of who wants you to turn from Christ.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Foolishness machine. foolishness...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gabby comforts Ultrakill Gabriel as the latter sobs over being beaten by a gopro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real Gabby focuses more on helping kids more than spouting lines from the Bible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you think this borderline mentally ill seething over people with wings looks good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they were mindless and completely loyal, there wouldn't be fallen angels.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hazbin's angels ok
      Needed to see more than just the seraphim to get a better grasp on how it is up there

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how back in the 70s and 80s angels were seen as a guiding force that spreads love and encouragement to give people the strength to keep going. Now they're seen as manipulative and controlling, forcing people to conform to the traditional systems in an uncaring world.

    In a way, angels can be seen as representative of capitalism more than of religion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say this is funny, more sad. It shows at one time people were far more willing to believe if not in a higher power, then in the good of existence and the idea that tomorrow might be a better, brighter day. Now people are so focused on themselves that any thought of an outside power influencing them, even if it is benevolent and has their best wishes at hear, is seen as evil.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t's funny how back in the 70s and 80s angels were seen as a guiding force that spreads love and encouragement to give people the strength to keep going. Now they're seen as manipulative and controlling, forcing people to conform to the traditional systems in an uncaring world.
      >In a way, angels can be seen as representative of capitalism more than of religion.

      These things are all cyclical. If you've read Journey to the West in that the Heavens/Gods/Angels are portrayed as incredibly bureaucratic and stifling which was likely what China was like in the period it was written.

      Peoples view of political or cultural authority at any point in history is going to be reflected in the portrayal of supernatural authority figures like gods or angels. If there's a period of immense growth and positive opportunity within the society then it's probably going to be reflected in fiction. I'm thinking about my game now because I have Angels in it, they're portrayed a force that purposely does not intervene, intentionally waits and speculates until chaos runs rampant and only then smites with overwhelming force until order is restored.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HELP ME HELP ME, ANGEL HARE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a nice thought

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off furry shill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8 posts with 2 separate filenames
      What do you think he meant by this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's off his meds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah
          At least he bumps the thread against his wishes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you need to cope, shill

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >shill

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks for le bump XDDD

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so assmad about being pointed out he had to jump IPs
                lmao

            • 3 months ago
              PineappleMango

              Take your meds

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              learn to have fun. janny

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shill doesn't know how image hashes work
        lol

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never, even if it was a show that was genuinely trying to portray Christianity in a good light or maybe admitting and talked about how historical and modern organised religion isn't flawless and has issues but that the messages the Bible preached were still good, Christians would still rip it to fricking shreds because it wasn't sterile enough or preached the correct denomination of the Bible based on what sect is being followed. Granted you'll have a show like VeggieTales which is extremely intelligent and knows its shit and how to correctly approach the subject matter, but anything else taking a scrutinized look at the Bible would immediately be considered heresy and something only a theologian should be able to do. It's why for as edgy as Viv was with hazbin, she didn't dare touch Christ or his disciples, because she knew exactly what would fricking happen if she started making "dead israelite on a stick" jokes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why mainstream media cares, the way to have discourse and discussion is to have both approving and dissenting voices. I mean there is an entire school of thought around Angelology. A cartoon-like all about angels helping sinners better themselves or just providing good messages for kids seems plenty possible while keeping it non-denominational. Honestly don't care about it being sterile, but it just couldn't be focused at kids in that instance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sinners better themselves
        The problem is, what do you mean by "sinners" and what do you mean by "better themselves"? Angel Hare actually touches on this directly, by having VHS Gabby and VCR Gabby differ on morality and therefore what a "sin" is and how to deal with it. Which would a hypothetical non-denomenational angel cartoon be more likely to portray: a world where obeying your parents is always What God Wants, or where there are shades of ambiguity?

        Can you imagine the backlash certain Christians would have to a cartoon that would even imply children have the "right" to disobey parents? So if it isn't completely sterile, it has to be for adults, and realistically, how big is that market?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What more do you want, Fedora tard? You already have pride month, tore down racist statues, and make fun of christianity without drawbacks. You already won, shitlib

      God, I can't believe the Left can such Sore Winners

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What surprises me more that Leftists having depression, lol imagine winning and still being miserable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really expect an industry controlled by Satan to portray Christianity in a good light?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah it’s totally the christians aggressively controlling culture with their screaming about offensive media. 100%. the fat hispanics amazon commissions cartoons from like vivzie are the resistance

  7. 3 months ago
    PineappleMango

    How ticklish do you think Gabby is?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think her hindpaws are her weakness, you would be wrong. That's how she tricks you.

      • 3 months ago
        PineappleMango

        How can they not be her weakness with how big and soft her paws are?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need Gab

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The world would be a better place with her in it, can't imagine some literal heavenly guidance wouldn't do us all a little good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does Gabby need her armor for?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is a guardian after all

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s ceremonial
            Back in in the day it was more of a functional thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And a little abusive parent killing too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Egregore Gabby?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh good, he's gone.
      Anyway,

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank God. Schizoomer needs to be locked up in the nuthouse or something.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angel Gabby, what do you make of my sinful lust to cuddle you by a roaring fireplace?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bunnies make the best angels, on top of more angels in general we need more bunny angels specifically.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luv em

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Furry “fandom” goes on

    [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Pathetic posters. lol. Go back to any of the off topic stuff allowed on Cinemaphile.
      We actually want to discuss the cartoon here. Thanks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Furry garbage is off topic especially when it’s only posted to shill and talk about feet.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got done watching all of it. Extremely fun and I hope the Sisters continue on their work. It is refreshing to see Genuine Nice Christian things being made.
    A breath of fresh air.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sisters
      you mean brothers, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sisters
      you mean brothers, right?

      Nope, they're girls (female)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen the pictures, those are biological men

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gab

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aww

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's sweet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ywn win Gabby's heart
          Why live at this point?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Gabby would be sad if you didn't.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can win her friendship

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Egregore Gabby?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't that just a tulpa?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's like a Tulpa, but multiple people empower it instead of just one person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Multiple autists try to create Angel Hare eye arr ell
                >The divine council watches in concern

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's basically what CareBears are.
    And there was one with Gary Coleman.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Throw her at the enemy like a rock

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zag is cool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get that his wings are supposed to have the same color palette as his trench coat, but they just look dirty to me. Take a bath you stinky detective.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was so pleasantly suprised by Zag. I love his VA's delivery of just about every line.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, his scenes when he stood in for Gabby on Angel Hare are the best IMO. Just phoning everything in and judging the grown man watching kids' cartoons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember an anon asking in another thread what Zag would do if Jonah watched Wild Hare instead of Angel Hare as a kid. It's an interesting thought.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What his problem tbh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gruff and dealing with bullshit he didn't expect

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm considering watching this just because i think he's kind of cute. Is it worth it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. He shows up in the second 'Season', but he's neat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's cute and fun, you will not regret watching it but having to go through season 1 to see him may be asking for much.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bulk of the people that shill this are obsessed waifugays, so not really. Overall it's just incredibly mid analog slop made by cringey youth pastor-esque Christgays too afraid to say anything with an even mild edge since they disarm any sort of conflict of spook almost immediately after it happens. Notice how the only "discussion" this series gets is the aforementioned waifugayging and schizoposting.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Notice how the only "discussion" this series gets is the aforementioned waifugayging and schizoposting.
          So, like everything else on this board?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based artist.
      Now draw all the Characters kneeling in a pew at Church saying their prayers.

      But if you want a JonahxGabby one. I guess draw him showing her the world on his phone. (Like walking in a store or park with his phone facing the world giving his friends a tour)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the artist
        Just like Gabby

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...who's that HUSSY on the left?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's supposed to be the middle rabbit from one of the francis Q&As
            But the spot is on the wrong eye

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That's Michael
              >Inhabits a somewhat controversial and (righteously) violent Christian GI Joe ripoff
              >Or just 'Bibleman but more punching'

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf Zag!?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's silly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Jesus drank wine"

    • 3 months ago
      PineappleMango

      Gee you look very drunk there Gabby. Maybe a paw rub would help you feel a lot better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon...you aren't thinking lewd thoughts about her feet, right? This is a friendly gesture, right?

        • 3 months ago
          PineappleMango

          Of course its friendly. Its just some wholesome Christian family friendly fun.

  21. 3 months ago
    PineappleMango

    [...]

    Get in the jar sinner.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      [...]

      Degeneracy larping and posing as Christianity is the bigger sin.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can use buzzwords, but you can't make it less enjoyable 😀

  23. 3 months ago
    PineappleMango

    [...]

    I only post wholesome family friendly tickling and funny animal people

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    See [...]
    Degeneracy larping and posing as Christianity is the bigger sin.

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    Asking for another vacation eh, Horrorgay?

  25. 3 months ago
    PineappleMango

    [...]

    Go ahead I only post family friendly wholesome things.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's he gonna say?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Why would I when you just regurgitate the same [BUZZWORD]
    Try again, kid.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gabby just makes me happy

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It worked for Marcion. Granted, he was promptly condemned as a heretic, but as my pastor pointed out, he wasn't irrational about it.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Where did the heresy come from? Gabby is very in-line, yannow

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    But that isn't part of the show? Anonymous, are you lying? That's a bad thing to do.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Zag would be less hands-on than Gabby in helping, due to both the medium and his personality. Instead of speaking directly to the viewer, I could see him 'shift' plots to a relevant issue, and 'let them figure it out on their own'.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda funny imagining Zag trying really hard to portray something relevant to the situation while being subtle, and as the target continues to not get it he breaks character more and more out of irritation and his genuine desire for the kid to see clearly, but never actually addresses the 4th wall.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        From what I've seen and read, Zag would be the one to reach for the flaming sword faster than Gabby, who finally drew hers in a last resort "do-or-he-dies" situation.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How much bait is left in your bait pail?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can and will do this all day until he gets inevitably banned, just try to ignore him I guess.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's more likely that Jonah shot his father, but I like the idea of the guy getting bleachscoped by Gabriel the Rabbit through a TV screen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jonah couldn’t have killed his dad. Gabby taught him how to take the gun apart and hide the pieces in places no one would find them. She even told him to stay at a friend’s house so he’d only have the truth to tell. She killed his dad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s obvious it took out his dad in an attempt to remove any male influence from his life to make it easier to groom the child.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabby talks to Jonah about him going away and having an alibi because "he will be asked questions".
      I think Gabby asked Jonah to leave his TV on and go out while his dad was in the house so she could take care of the business.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he thinks underage still uses emoticons and not emojis

    Begone schizoomer.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to let the Word live rent-free in your head anons

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    first season was genuinely great.
    second season tried to hard for a continuation of the story.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Listen, SpongeBob; how long are you prepared to keep this up?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kinds of movies would Gabby like to watch?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably cutesy stuff mixed with hardcore religious stuff. The whiplash between a fluffy romcom and Jesus's torture and crucifixion is insane. At least she'd give an 'inside commentary' on stuff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It feels kind of shallow that Angel's will like religious movies.
        I can imagine an angel watching a sad drama and wishing to aid the characters.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          horror movies in the vein of stuff like Exorcism might be something they'd like watching to take the piss out of or shit talk about demons/cheer on the priests

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shit, angel's will probably love Doom because they get to kill demons

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              gabriel's whole archangel shtick is about being a messenger for god and also the patron of messengers, communication workers, and postal workers so you could work that into the sort media gabby would like

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >messengers, communication workers, and postal workers
                So Gabby would like Death Stranding?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Come on, Jonah.
                One last delivery.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, it's shallow cause it's pretty apparent. I mean, 'religious show' does have a wide umbrella

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more artists used christian mythology in the same manner norse or greek myths are used in media nowadays.
    It'll be cool to have an angel super hero in the same vein as Marvel's Thor or DC's Wonder Woman.
    Angel hare was a step in the right direction and I'm surprised the creators are christian.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would have to divide the mythology from the still-practiced religious parts to make it work. That would leave you, what, demons and angels?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are Michael and Lucifer in DC universe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want them separated, I want the whole cake with bible stories and lives of saints. I know it'll be blasphemous but that's what I want, I'm a fedora tipping atheist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A series focused specifically on the angelic elements would certainly be interesting, though as a Catholic I hardly mind if Jesus or God is mentioned. Can't imagine they can be any worse than say Family Guy or South Park.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well this thread didn't take long to go to shit lol

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Finally, a good take in this thread

    well this thread didn't take long to go to shit lol

    It was always bad, that’s what happens when a bunch of trannies try to force a regular thread

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Gabby wouldn't like you using that language anon

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mods purged most of horrorgays post
    Lol based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think he'd learn his lesson after the 50th time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      too bad one of mine got caught in the cross-fire. that's the price you pay when you have to deal with schizos i suppose.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the true angels.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude cool edgy skeletons lmao unironically seems more childlike than cute cartoon rabbit people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        First time seeing warhammer?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah ive never seen it before ever because its very niche and edgy 12 year olds don't get off on posting it every opportunity

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread died

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the middle of the night

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Gabby licking the screen? Does she do that often? Does she like the taste?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Gabby licking the screen? Does she do that often? Does she like the taste?

        >Hmm... I'm an NSFW artist, but I'm been asked/commissioned to make something with a wholesome character...
        >I know! I'll make her do something that's lustful, but can also easily be seen as just plain silly!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Soul has already drawn explicit sex with Gabby before. The animation was just for fun.

  48. 3 months ago
    PineappleMango

    Do you think Zaggy or Gab is more ticklish?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably equally with their certain weakspots.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't be silly, Jonah. People can't fly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's okay! Just moronic 🙂

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah makes a powerful enemy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Gabby

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gabby starts teaching kids to not fall for updog
      Could have used that in my childhood

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Third Angel
    >'Patience and Justice'
    >Likely a dude
    Hm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this? Kickstarter merch?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, part of a pack some trading cards

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Gabby gave Jonah's dad a chance before ending him, like openly telling him to change his ways?
    Do you think she made him kill himself with the gun? Because why would she tell Jonah to hide the gun instead of throwing it away if not for some later use?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would she have been able to talk to him tho to give him the warning?

      Also if she made him kill himself, why would Jonah need an alibi?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She can only interact when her show is being broadcast on a device so I assume she requires the same thing when she kills the dad/make him kill himself. Jonah just has to leave the TV on and miss that episode when his father is in the house.
        Jonah would need an alibi so he can answer to any question with "I don't know. I wasn't there." and so he wouldn't be scarred. I don't fully believe suicide thing. It's just an idea.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps he left it on and she did the whole
          >draw him close and startle him so he jumps back and then hits his head on something

          That or just straight up induce a heart attack

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >getting killed by cartoon rabbit in a cartoony fashion
            I'm also trying very hard not to go into "Ooooh, I wish Gabby would kill me" territory right now.

            • 3 months ago
              PineappleMango

              Imagine if she tickled someone to death.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And if killing someone through a screen were simple, this place would be pretty deadly

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    JONAH NO

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he could b2 mosty righ NO
      What did she mean by this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did you mean by this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's making a joke about the incomplete text

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trips
      Jonah's masturbation must be stopped.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trips
      Jonah's masturbation must be stopped.

      >trips
      An upside down number of the beast.
      Jonah isn't doing anything bad after all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course he isn't, Jonah's a good boy who doesn't sin.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could Jonah realistically frick or impregnate Gabby?
    Hard mode. She really can't become corporeal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still glass. Can't frick her or get her pregnant.
        Gabby will never experience the joy of motherhood.
        unless (YOU) figure out a way!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still glass. Can't frick her or get her pregnant.
        Gabby will never experience the joy of motherhood.
        unless (YOU) figure out a way!

        What if Gabby came to Jonah in a dream... and he came right back?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Possibly. That could work. Unless she is stuck to things that only have a live broad cast.

          How could Jonah realistically frick or impregnate Gabby?
          Hard mode. She really can't become corporeal.

          What about this?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's proof of the omnibenevolence of God that He doesn't fricking kill us all when we do things like this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What am I even looking at. Is this supposed to help you jack off to her or something?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can actually frick her since the Bluetooth live streamer focused stroker, (yes this is real tech look it up) is connected to the phone/livestream. She can control it and feel it as well. The grips are so that you don't touch the phone.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Unless she is stuck to things that only have a live broad cast
            I figure, if she can jump from analog to digital, she could probably jump from electronics to... whatever goes on in the brain when you're dreaming.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >get the neuralink when it comes out
              >angel bunny waifu in your brain
              there you go. wear some AR goggles for good measure

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >neuralink when it comes out
                Sadly not in our life time you'll have to do what you can do.

                >Unless she is stuck to things that only have a live broad cast
                I figure, if she can jump from analog to digital, she could probably jump from electronics to... whatever goes on in the brain when you're dreaming.

                Feels unrealistic. Otherwise why wouldn't Jonah be schizo and see Gabby in his head all the time. Especially as a young child, it would have been easier for her to keep watch instead of hoping he can see the broadcast.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In israeli mysticism, there's something about demon women who take your sperm when you jerk off and use it to conceive weird demon-human hybrid babies---don't ask me, I heard it from an Ari Shaffir special.
      Perhaps via some ritual, Jonah could get Gabby pregnant by It occurs to me as I write this, this is really silly and weird.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure humans and angels are compatible but he better be ready for giant bunny children

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The smoulder of this chiseled Nephilim is driving me over the fricking wall.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is it always about sex with you people? Get some help

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Zag fumble Gabby so hard?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Gabby save Isaac Moriah from The Binding of Isaac?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s going to brutalize his mom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabby bashes Isaac’s Mom’s head in with a Bible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Gameplay is just stories Isaac makes up to tell his dad, with a possible implication that they're so dark because he was abused by his mother while under her custody and he makes the stories as a coping mechanism.
      So Gabby totally would have killed his mom to save him.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's a fun thought, flemish giant rabbit gabby

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anthro or feral?

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Zag to... kiss me...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I want to see him get flustered at the thought too...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I want to see him get flustered at the thought too...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Three of these posts were mine

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme:

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  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"That's uh...lovely drawing Jonah..."
    You just know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Jonah sucked ass at art as a kid?

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh Jonah...I don't know that I should be your first kiss. ...Well..."

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angels are harder to do because audiences would throw a fit if they are portrayed as the good guys and go all DEUS VULT on anyone.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paws...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pause

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think she came out of the tv and is actually 10 feet tall and strangles his dad to death. Either that or kills him Freddy Krueger style.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I like to imagine it's less of "they can't appear outside of the screen" and more that appearing as cartoons is more discreet and low-profile.

      Additionally, the impression I got with the series is that Gabby tries to play it safe at first, giving Jonah advice and ways to cope with his situation rather getting involved, still trying to play her role like she did from other stories on the official site. But as Jonah's dad kept getting more and more aggressive, she had to get a little more hands-on, instructing Jonah to do stuff in the real world and breaking away from the show more often. Then the 4th tape comes along and she's clearly fed up and prepared to do some shit.

      TLDR its dumb speculation on my part but I feel like Gabby just uses cartoons so she can help people without necessarily blowing her cover, she could probably blip down if she needed.

      • 3 months ago
        PineappleMango

        Do you think Zaggy would be even less merciful? I feel like he would cause an old testament style death like literally shitting your organs out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like you would really have to push Zag for him to get directly involved, He'd be quicker to instruct them on how to fight back.

          But yeah, if you did get him that upset, you'd probably get one hell of a painful death, and I imagine an encounter with Zag would be way scarier than Gabby.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Angel Hare from Jonah’s Dad’s POV was just a traditional Analog Horror

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One way or another, they do need "help" to interact with the real world. Otherwise, Zaggy needing Jonah to fish out a copy of Wylde Hare and play it for him doesn't make sense. Whatever it is Gabby did, had to be more subtle than "welp I guess it's angel time."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He might have just needed it to not shatter Jonah’s mind or something. Also
      Gabby was sorta stuck in the streams so perhaps he figured the solution would be in the cartoons someway

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ this thread is nothing but a bunch of autistic waifu dribble

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give into the bunussy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even a good mascot design lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now I know you're just straight up moronic, the left is straight up better and right is just some shitty attempt at calarts bullshit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank God they went with right.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Thank God they went with right.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gabby looks nothing like calarts slop

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It literally IS calart slop lol are you blind?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >round features is 2010s-era CalArts
                She doesn't even have a bean-shaped mouth.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bean head
                >"muh silhouette"
                >intentionally less detail
                >"muh simple shapes"
                >default 3/4th view

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bean head
                What kinda compass are you reading lad?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>bean head
                It's more like a rounded teardrop.
                >>"muh silhouette"
                Yes, that's a good way to show if a character has a recognizable design. If you can tell what that character is supposed to be from a silhouette, someone did something right.
                less detail
                It's supposed to look like a cartoon from the 80s/90s made on the cheap. They're not parodying Batman TAS.
                3/4th view
                Isn't that trope as old as animation itself? You might as well complain that all the characters have an outline...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"muh silhouette"
                Imagine b***hing about one of the important aspects of character design that’s been around for decades.

                >It's more like a rounded teardrop.
                it's the same oblong nothing shape found in the usual calarts slop
                >Yes, that's a good way to show if a character has a recognizable design.
                The calarts version of character silhouette above all else is the reason character designs have degenerated so much
                >It's supposed to look like a cartoon from the 80s/90s made on the cheap.
                Well they failed at that spectacularly because it looks nothing like it came from the 80s or 90s, the design on the left does.
                >Isn't that trope as old as animation itself?
                Not in the way modern calarts abuses it, no.

                Another thing that distinguishes it as a calarts creature is the amateur line weights and pastel colors, something from the 80s or 90s would have much thicker outlines and a far different color palette.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no rebuttal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the same oblong nothing shape
                Draw Gabby in the format of

                >Thank God they went with right.

                WITHOUT it looking 'off' in any way, and I'll concede your point.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not literally the same shape but it is quite obviously in the same sort of family

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                k

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"muh silhouette"
                Imagine b***hing about one of the important aspects of character design that’s been around for decades.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look how soft and ticklish and big her paws are.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lore accurate
            >Fan interpretation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing but a bunch of autistic waifu dribble
      untrue but don’t let that stop you

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual was only banned for 3 lousy days
    Typical.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual thinks everyone that says anything remotely negative is the same schizo
    might want to start taking meds yourself if you get this pissy over someone not immediately wanting to suck off some shitty calarts wannabe design

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tomar, what would you do if your favorite childhood cartoon started telling you how to dismantle a gun?

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to get the thread back on topic, if there were an angel focused cartoon that wasn't just trying to be something like VeggieTales with repeating bible stories, would the antagonists be representations of the 7 deadly sins, the 72 demons of the Ars Goetia, Satan himself?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not watched a Christian cartoon before? They almost never refer to demons or Satan for obvious reasons.

      k

      >still no rebuttal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gives a weaseling non-response
        >reacts to it as such
        no rebuttal
        k

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh weaseling
          What a homosexual response for defending oblong bean heads

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just say you don't like round features. That's fine.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't like [calarts] features, yes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not all round features equal "generic design trend from the 2010s"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is when it's explicitly indistinguishable from that 2010s trend instead of the 80s/90s trend it's supposedly aping. Literally the only thing missing is a bean mouth and instead it's just a generic furry 3 mouth.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >explicitly indistinguishable
                >just missing the signature feature

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's explicitly indistinguishable from that 2010s trend
                Homie, if you can't draw a beanmouth version of Gabby, just say so.

                If you think the only problem with calarts is a mouth I don't know what to tell you, especially when the design fits pic related to a T

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oh look, this meme doesn't use the EXACT beanmouth, therefore---
                homie, just draw a beanmouth Gabby so we can al laugh and say
                >yeah, that'd look silly if it was official, but it's not

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro I never said anything about a bean mouth, you're the one that can only fathom something being calarts unless it has that one specific feature when it's one of MANY such design features.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I never said
                Who are you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The guy in the reply chain? Do you lack reading comprehension or something?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oh look, this meme doesn't use the EXACT beanmouth, therefore---
                homie, just draw a beanmouth Gabby so we can al laugh and say
                >yeah, that'd look silly if it was official, but it's not

                We already know what a bean mouth calarts rabbit looks like and I'm not seeing the damning similarity

                And before we play the
                >well it's not going to be a 1 for 1
                is that not what the pic of

                >Thank God they went with right.

                implies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying that there can only be one calarts rabbit design? Because that's a downright moronic notion.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's explicitly indistinguishable from that 2010s trend
                Homie, if you can't draw a beanmouth version of Gabby, just say so.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how would gabby react to people worshipping her instead of god?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she'd say the anons here are committing a carnal sin and recite the passages related to the golden calf.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if I just worshipped her paw soft pawsies wawsies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I worship Gabby, she is for hugging and cuddling, not worshipping.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She needs to be worshipped with lots of huggie wuggies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably confusion followed by disappointment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh, dear... it's the Canaanites all over again...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did Gabby Analog-Wholesome back then?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Back then, the only option for spirits was to show up in people's dreams. People didn't always get the right message, though...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She didn’t. If Enoch is to believed, Angel Gabriel singlehanded genocided the Nephilim off the face of the earth.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pray for Jonah.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe that Angel Gabby got Jonah head-pregnant
      Before Marriage!
      Scandelous!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s too late for him. His Bnuuy Syndrome is Terminal.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Gabby treat Elma's traumas and comfort her or she's too far gone?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically a batgirl that was kidnapped, tortured and abused by a masochist and was forced to kill her way out of her imprisonment which caused her to gain trauma-induced schizophrenia.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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