It's more likely than waifubots at any rate. First versions are going to require VR though, hologram tech is still way more primitive than people realize.
I would say 5-10 years for convincing VR waifus, then another 5-10 for AR/Hologram waifus. Then another 5-10 for full dive VR waifus. Affordable robo-waifus are going to the final iteration in the pipeline and quite frankly by the time they become viable biological designer waifus will probably be feasible as well.
Yea but they're much more primitive and limited than the shit in movies.
Most """holograms""" aren't actually holograms at all, they are light projections on translucent media to give the illusion of a 3 dimensional object while being only 2 dimensional. Most examples of holograms you see in theme parks and tech demos and shit are just really elaborate Pepper's Ghost tricks (projecting light onto glass). True holograms, in the sense of 3 dimensional object of light, don't exist outside of some highly specialized examples in research laboratories and the extent of their capabilities is really primitive.
Real sci-fi holograms aren't even on the table at this point, and certainly they won't be commercially available for a long time even when/if someone works how to make them work on scale with commercial applications.
VR and AR at least already exist, full dive VR is in the earliest stages of being worked on in a commercial sense, and even robotics exist even if they are prohibitively expensive, heavy, and poor at replicating natural movement. Holograms aren't even on the horizon.
It's more likely than waifubots at any rate. First versions are going to require VR though, hologram tech is still way more primitive than people realize.
I would say 5-10 years for convincing VR waifus, then another 5-10 for AR/Hologram waifus. Then another 5-10 for full dive VR waifus. Affordable robo-waifus are going to the final iteration in the pipeline and quite frankly by the time they become viable biological designer waifus will probably be feasible as well.
maybe 20 years absolute max
lets be real, they'll always be online and part of a hive mind. say one bad word and you'll get banned. they'll have no individualism because it'll all be one ai running every bot. its unironically over before it even began...
If we can have local ai, we sure can have local jois anon
Maybe you'll not have the specs to run it
But it will get done for sure, that much I know, because it never ever NOT happened, with any tech
This recent Dall-E 3 thing has made me realize 2 things: Insane shit is definitely possible and it's already here; and the frickers are going to keep every bit of it behind lock and key, and the dumb normalBlack folk will thanks them for it because they're scared of troles offending them.
we're pretty close, there's already AI waifu services with still photorealistic imagery or fluid 2D/3D animation. That will improve greatly over the next 10 years (and if you have an RTX 4090 you probably already have the compute for it). AI voices are almost already there. Today's AR glasses and headsets can already simulate her walking around the house. invisible hologram emitters installed around the house are still a while away, especially in the consoomer space. But I think lightweight AR headsets will become as prolific as airpods before holograms take-off, and by that point holograms become more and more unnecessary.
This is going to be sold to women as well and I don't doubt it will include a service where women can select from a small variety of sperm and effectively have them easily and comfortably preform eugenics instead of having to take it from a bank
It's sad that hypothetical tech like this would imply the tech to end all mental illness and relationships would be way easier to cultivate but it wouldnt matter anyways because people would prefer the artificial version
Im not an incel but women are so garbage nowadays, so fricking dumb, uninteresting, boring, egotistical, egomaniacs to the point its a turn off. All the good ones are taken and its not worth it to go through the time and effort to get the average woman in 2023.
A Joi would make most of the female population incels.
>a hologram that tells you what you want to hear even if they're messianic delusions and whom you can't even frick
boooring, give me the repliprostitutes
Don't you dipshits realise that you are going to be priced out of any of the good ones just like you are now? It will cost them absolutely nothing to have a base model like this but how will they charge the higher demographics more if everyone gets the best? Most of you will have to settle for some dumb BIPOC that tries to get you to watch AI generated "reality tv".
I know. I just want a slender, muscular hologram prostitute to wear thigh highs and 5 inch heels, and to bend over and spread butthole and give me jack off instructions in a dominant, cougar demeanor.
When the good part of the world goes broke then woman don't want men on an average anymore, because they want someone self sustainable and things like a home and children.
Then it will be made and you can use it. 100 years they have A,I glasses that read your mind and virtualize what you want through a mobile connection to the internet A.I machines.
It would have to be VR goggles connected through the internet to a machine because the cost and size and energy to physically have it near would be too much. Everything built directly to the internet.
When can I expect to be a brain in a jar, because it's a lot easier to make that immortal than a 6 foot 200 pound body?
How long could you look at screens without the ability to do anything physically before you pull the plug on yourself? I'd probably be able to keep entertained for 200 years. especially if I could game with a neuralink
That is a horifically awful and boring fate, the frick. What you want is to have your physical brain existing in this reality plugged in to a virtual universe matrix style. Something that the entire or at least a portion of the human race is plugged into. You could be occupied in something like that maybe forever
Barklay would probably end up committing mass murder, if he didn't have his holographic England where he has sex with his female friends and kills his male friends with a sword
I expect that once android AR glasses release it will take about 2 years before you can download one from github. It'll be primative but better than anything we have now.
ironically Meta/facebook are going to save you. their next or next-next gen of AR glasses will have decent avatar functions, Unreal ENgine metahuman quality. all it will take is a dev company to make it happen.
maybe 20 years absolute max
>wait 20 years for joi
>finally get one
>she starts getting on my nerves after a couple of days
>delete her
true story
>Ana de Armas frickdolls for every Anon on earth! - Some homie
It's more likely than waifubots at any rate. First versions are going to require VR though, hologram tech is still way more primitive than people realize.
I would say 5-10 years for convincing VR waifus, then another 5-10 for AR/Hologram waifus. Then another 5-10 for full dive VR waifus. Affordable robo-waifus are going to the final iteration in the pipeline and quite frankly by the time they become viable biological designer waifus will probably be feasible as well.
Pretending is free
fpbp
>fp
newbie detected
CNN is already kvetching about ai girlfriend apps.
now we just need holograms
>jerk off instruction
But you can just a girlfriend now.
10-20 years for the AI side, though probably longer to be affordable and visually indistinguishable from a real person
indefinite for the hologram side, that shit will probably never happen, at least not the way it is depicted in scifi
There are holograms now.
Yea but they're much more primitive and limited than the shit in movies.
Most """holograms""" aren't actually holograms at all, they are light projections on translucent media to give the illusion of a 3 dimensional object while being only 2 dimensional. Most examples of holograms you see in theme parks and tech demos and shit are just really elaborate Pepper's Ghost tricks (projecting light onto glass). True holograms, in the sense of 3 dimensional object of light, don't exist outside of some highly specialized examples in research laboratories and the extent of their capabilities is really primitive.
Real sci-fi holograms aren't even on the table at this point, and certainly they won't be commercially available for a long time even when/if someone works how to make them work on scale with commercial applications.
VR and AR at least already exist, full dive VR is in the earliest stages of being worked on in a commercial sense, and even robotics exist even if they are prohibitively expensive, heavy, and poor at replicating natural movement. Holograms aren't even on the horizon.
It'll be a breakthrough or nothing at all.
yeah but if that glass has a dickhole that'd be sweet
From a big machine. No hologram will travel with you in a car
Classic.
lets be real, they'll always be online and part of a hive mind. say one bad word and you'll get banned. they'll have no individualism because it'll all be one ai running every bot. its unironically over before it even began...
If we can have local ai, we sure can have local jois anon
Maybe you'll not have the specs to run it
But it will get done for sure, that much I know, because it never ever NOT happened, with any tech
> local ai
> "i insert my member into your entrance" -tier reponses from something 13-30B ai model
frick off with that cope-shit
This recent Dall-E 3 thing has made me realize 2 things: Insane shit is definitely possible and it's already here; and the frickers are going to keep every bit of it behind lock and key, and the dumb normalBlack folk will thanks them for it because they're scared of troles offending them.
Can someone make one for Kiernan Shipka or Taylor Swift?
15 years seems reasonable.
Next Tuesday. My dad works at waifu.inc
I would give me purpose
we're pretty close, there's already AI waifu services with still photorealistic imagery or fluid 2D/3D animation. That will improve greatly over the next 10 years (and if you have an RTX 4090 you probably already have the compute for it). AI voices are almost already there. Today's AR glasses and headsets can already simulate her walking around the house. invisible hologram emitters installed around the house are still a while away, especially in the consoomer space. But I think lightweight AR headsets will become as prolific as airpods before holograms take-off, and by that point holograms become more and more unnecessary.
Not in your lifetime
5 years after your death
with how advancements go, inmersive VR will come first, and by then only richgays and other pedantic gays will care about robots, but holograms LMFAO
>heightmogged by my AI gf
better soon because it's the only way I will ever approach happiness because my preferences are WAAAY to high for my bottom tier status
Can't wait.
Literally never
intangible AI girlfriends are absolutely becoming a reality very soon. There's too much money to be made.
this tbh
the human race is 100% over when this happens though
How did they get away with naming Ana De Armas' AI onahole character as Jerk Off Instructions?
Before I watched the movie I thought that he fell in love with a Jerk off instruction bot
Never. Women will burn society to the ground before they let their singular bargaining chip be taken away.
>businesses care more about what women think than taking lonely simp money
heh
This is going to be sold to women as well and I don't doubt it will include a service where women can select from a small variety of sperm and effectively have them easily and comfortably preform eugenics instead of having to take it from a bank
It's sad that hypothetical tech like this would imply the tech to end all mental illness and relationships would be way easier to cultivate but it wouldnt matter anyways because people would prefer the artificial version
never, we're gonna kill all incels first you must know that?
Get on with it
>JOI
Sednes mi na moi
Probably never. Technological progress is stalling out for some reason in the West.
Im not an incel but women are so garbage nowadays, so fricking dumb, uninteresting, boring, egotistical, egomaniacs to the point its a turn off. All the good ones are taken and its not worth it to go through the time and effort to get the average woman in 2023.
A Joi would make most of the female population incels.
You can buy a Gatebox.
Oh wait, you can't, because it's already being de-waifuized for the western version.
>a hologram that tells you what you want to hear even if they're messianic delusions and whom you can't even frick
boooring, give me the repliprostitutes
At least BPD prostitutes will frick you, at first.
Except for the crazy b***h from BR1, the replicants seem more balanced than the average woman, it must be the gene editing
>more balanced than average woman
That isn't saying much lol
Don't you dipshits realise that you are going to be priced out of any of the good ones just like you are now? It will cost them absolutely nothing to have a base model like this but how will they charge the higher demographics more if everyone gets the best? Most of you will have to settle for some dumb BIPOC that tries to get you to watch AI generated "reality tv".
never, AI will never become sentient. youre gonna be stuck making "le hot chics with my fetish" and artists will keep making art
KEK, you thought JOI was sentient?
He is an artist. Compared to artists JOI was sentient
Make sense, homosexual.
artists are barely sentient
you are so dumb I have to explain that to you
Joi is not an artist. She is a hologram run by software. What the literal frick are you on about, spergie?
The anon is the artist. He is comparing himself to JOI which is why he thinks she is sentient.
That is why I used HE and not SHE
what did he mean by this
you want it to be, it never will be
Never mind. Go smoke some more meth, Black person.
>two different anons one pro AI the other anti-AI
>you think both are the same because you are moronic
kek
>AI thinks we're both anti-AI
we need to kill it soon bro
I know. I just want a slender, muscular hologram prostitute to wear thigh highs and 5 inch heels, and to bend over and spread butthole and give me jack off instructions in a dominant, cougar demeanor.
When the good part of the world goes broke then woman don't want men on an average anymore, because they want someone self sustainable and things like a home and children.
Then it will be made and you can use it. 100 years they have A,I glasses that read your mind and virtualize what you want through a mobile connection to the internet A.I machines.
It would have to be VR goggles connected through the internet to a machine because the cost and size and energy to physically have it near would be too much. Everything built directly to the internet.
When can I expect to be a brain in a jar, because it's a lot easier to make that immortal than a 6 foot 200 pound body?
How long could you look at screens without the ability to do anything physically before you pull the plug on yourself? I'd probably be able to keep entertained for 200 years. especially if I could game with a neuralink
That is a horifically awful and boring fate, the frick. What you want is to have your physical brain existing in this reality plugged in to a virtual universe matrix style. Something that the entire or at least a portion of the human race is plugged into. You could be occupied in something like that maybe forever
not soon enough
>Daddario
I wonder if shes responsible for their killer guitar strings. ernie ballers can suck a fat one
>ernie ballers can suck a fat one
NYXL until death.
Those are top-tier
I like their flats. On acoustic I like Thomastik Plectrum
i think its more likely that we'll have a matrix style vr world
Never.
Eventually
Unless I can actually frick it, like in a holodeck, it's useless.
my favorite thing about Star Trek is the absurd, insolvable societal problems that holodeck technology would cause just by existing IRL.
qrd?
Barklay would probably end up committing mass murder, if he didn't have his holographic England where he has sex with his female friends and kills his male friends with a sword
I expect that once android AR glasses release it will take about 2 years before you can download one from github. It'll be primative but better than anything we have now.
2 weeks
Jerk off Instruction. LOL gottemmmmm! Suck my dick!
French cinéma
It's probably gonna be more like this
That's what it is right now. These things are in flux, however.
ironically Meta/facebook are going to save you. their next or next-next gen of AR glasses will have decent avatar functions, Unreal ENgine metahuman quality. all it will take is a dev company to make it happen.
Hopefully in my lifetime, so that women can become obsolete.
realistic voice, realistic graphics, perfect digitral cloning? 10 years
hologram tech? 100 years