No way Andy got through puberty without ever jerking off to Jesse. Should've picked the sexiest film of the lot to put over her. So, Old Boy from the lot in OP pic, I guess.
Better yet pick some coming of age college flick with lots of boobs in it because every generation of teenage boys from your Porky's and Fast Times', to your American Pies and Eurotrip up through to like Superbad and whatever younger gen Y had. . . zoomers missed out since they don't like boobs and fun in their comedies, but generally the metaphor would still be better if they at least tried to match the film names up with the purpose/fantasy the toys fulfilled in Andy's life before he becomes a serial killer after growing up under a single mother.
Just because it has guns and violence does not make it masculine. A Streetcar Named Desire is more masculine than any of those movies but I bet you haven't seen it
its alright. a lot of it is "aren't these customers weird" shorts, but since it's a movie, it takes all the weird shit that ever happened to a clerk and sets it into one day
It's a bunch of nothing beyond random jokes like the girlfriend sucking 37 dicks in a row, why people inflated Kevin Smith's ego so much over something so mid I'll never fathom.
It's a bunch of nothing beyond random jokes like the girlfriend sucking 37 dicks in a row, why people inflated Kevin Smith's ego so much over something so mid I'll never fathom.
It was funnier back in the 90's before any random butthole with a video camera could make a movie.
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He Jerked off to Clerks?
Who did he jerk off to in The Dark Knight? Maggie Gyllenhaal? He'd be the first.
Nurse-Joker obviously
The meme isn't about jerking off, but about angsty teenager taste in movies.
No way Andy got through puberty without ever jerking off to Jesse. Should've picked the sexiest film of the lot to put over her. So, Old Boy from the lot in OP pic, I guess.
Better yet pick some coming of age college flick with lots of boobs in it because every generation of teenage boys from your Porky's and Fast Times', to your American Pies and Eurotrip up through to like Superbad and whatever younger gen Y had. . . zoomers missed out since they don't like boobs and fun in their comedies, but generally the metaphor would still be better if they at least tried to match the film names up with the purpose/fantasy the toys fulfilled in Andy's life before he becomes a serial killer after growing up under a single mother.
I never liked Clerks or Donnie Darko though
The rest I'm going to keep remembering through a haze of pleasant memories
I only liked Fight Club and Donnie Darko
God damn that's some shit taste in movies. Apparently, I was born 75 years old.
All those movies except Donnie Darko are college movies, not teen movies
why doesn't he use actual bad movies no one over the age of 15 would like such as pic related
Because it's a s-o-y attack against masculine movies, not bad movies.
Just because it has guns and violence does not make it masculine. A Streetcar Named Desire is more masculine than any of those movies but I bet you haven't seen it
I had woods porn but, hey, different strokes for different folks I guess.
Are there any movies like this that aren't over 10 years old?
I was going to say Joker but that came out in 2012.
>joker
>2012
you ok anon?
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requieum for a dream is a good time except for the mom plot. i feel bad for her
I wish the movie ended with them being successful drug dealers with all the money and heroine they could ever want
when I realized xmen, spiderman, the matrix triology are all stupid as frick.
Disliking Matrix is transphobic
I've never watched Clerks, probably never will.
its alright. a lot of it is "aren't these customers weird" shorts, but since it's a movie, it takes all the weird shit that ever happened to a clerk and sets it into one day
It's a bunch of nothing beyond random jokes like the girlfriend sucking 37 dicks in a row, why people inflated Kevin Smith's ego so much over something so mid I'll never fathom.
It was funnier back in the 90's before any random butthole with a video camera could make a movie.
I died inside the minute my older brother started fingering my pussy when I was ten.
I'm sorry. I hope you find peace.