When did you become Scrooge?

When did you become Scrooge?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I've refused to go to the past 2 or 3 family Christmas gatherings but I still like the vibes and spirit around it so I'm about 50% there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy the Christmas spirit. I just have no one to spend it with. And I dislike my family immensely.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    even when my family was broke, even when things were bad, even when I was alone for the holidays, I always enjoyed Christmas season.

    never a scrooge

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I let a good woman who loved me walk away.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me, but twice.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me but probably about 10 times at least.
        t.36 and still just having one night stands

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When did you become Scrooge?
    When I became the last single cousin.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      At Thanksgiving this year, multiple cousins were asking if I was dating anyone. Turns out, my mom had asked them to inquire and help me get a gf. It was clearly awkward for them, but they were at least trying. As the oddball weird guy in our generation, I know they're probably unsure about my prospects, but they did my mom the courtesy of at least trying, so I appreciate them for that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >help me get a gf.
        No one has ever tried to do this for me. My sisters tried to set my cousin up. Why not me? I think I know the answer though. I'm too based.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm too based
          iktf.
          Also best version here.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            where are the muppets

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            George C. Scott is the only Scrooge, I will accept Scrooge McDuck.

            Muppets and this are probably the best versions.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I realized that Christmas really is humbug.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was scrooge throughout high school and college, but I've sort of had my christmas eve moment already, so even though I do take issue with much of the world, I've begun to see some of the beauty

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Scrooge, we're collecting donations for Black Lives Matter. What would you like to donate?
    >N

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Growing up I witnessed Christmas going from a time of family love and togetherness to a commercialized celebration of consumerism, debauchery and obesity. Around 2003 I'd say

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spend xmas alone every year
    AMA

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    George C. Scott is the only Scrooge, I will accept Scrooge McDuck.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when they stopped making new christmas songs so i have to listen to the same 8 on repeat for an entire month

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought presents for everyone in my extended family again this year, so no Scrooge here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell the truth, anon; do you really think the family and friends are planning to share the Christmas spirit with the likes of us?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to go to a "friendsgiving" dinner tonight. There's gonna be an honest to God troony there. Like a real one. What do I do bros?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope they don't smell like literal shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking bail. You won't miss friends like those anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I have to go to a "friendsgiving”
      >have to
      Honest question; what’s forcing you? That sounds worth faking an emergency for

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what’s forcing you?
        I'm running out of friends. I still like the dude. Its only mostly his fault his wife is the worst.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you're stuck for this one, but in future arrange to do only manly activities with him so you can avoid his wife and her friends.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Scrooge, I love Christmas. But Christmas after lockdown I did feel pretty bah humbug when I wound up celebrating it alone in my shitty college apartment because my parents decided they were going on holiday to Mexico. Santa punished them by giving them coronavirus for Christmas despite them trusting the science juice.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Around trayvon martin/Michael brown. I realized most people are genuine morons and don’t deserve the time of day. Still love Christmas though

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its weird to see how so many people celebrate holidays with their extended family. For me I always viewed it more as something that only happens in movies. Probably for the best though since I'm a shut in hermit

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably around 2010

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I visited the board that we call Cinemaphile

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never. I like Christmas quite a bit. Autumn/Winter is the only portion of the year I really like.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scrooge as in becoming a misanthrope and penny-pincher? Sometime around early 2010s.
    Scrooge as in hate family and Christmas? Never, still my favourite time of year.

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