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his head come off
>a fellas skull as fallen off, I'd hate that it would worry me
Gandalf probably cast the fingerus regrowus spell or something
Only after he accidentally cast a lot of fingerus assholus spells
This. RoP was the real LOTR adaptation.
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LOL, LMAO even, RoP is Fanfic that doesn’t even adhere to the source material.
woah, you can tell it's a good show because of the CGI backgrounds!
why even bother adding this stuff if they're not even going to make it about the silmarillion
>beaten off
That's what happens when you jerk off too hard
>mods have no fingers
Blame Tolkien
>evil people's base is Mordor (murder)
>big boss is at Mt. Doom (really?)
>place that has a hard time being defended is Gondor (gone door)
>evil sidekick is Grima Wormtongue (ffs)
>Big boss (Sauron) right hand man's name is Sauronman (jfc)
>Character has daddy issues - Fathermir
>Ring borrower - Borrowmir (ffs)
>I am no man - is a woman
Frick you Tolkien you fricking hack
Tolkien was taking from folklore, when Germanic names were more connected to what they reference. sone cultures still do this. it’s not anything outlandish.
what you’re expecting is modern layers of irony where the evil mountain is named Heaven’s Paradise or something.
In the book, it was a hobbit and no "man" (human) that struck through Sauron's armor and eventually defeated him.
the movies removed a lot of good stuff, like Shelob transforming into a total babe.
>Sauron's armor
Ummm do you mean the Witch-King of Angmar? Cause he’s a whole different dude to Sauron.
the armor belonged to Sauron, the witch king leased it for the tax deductible
Then it's a good change i'd say there was more than enough hobbits and that little thing would make the girls that are into tolkien feel part of it. It's kind of tender in a way.
Aren't hobits basically humans but like bred to be small?
>I am no man - is a woman
It's a hobbit in books.
>doom means bad thing
CGI wasn't capable of it at the time. It's just how things were back then you wouldn't understand.
Its well established that flying on the eagles has regenerative properties
Why didn't they just fly Boromir to...anywhere?
you flipped the top image
Frodo slept it off at Rivendell. It's all good.
What was the tax policy on fingers?
finding a movie mistake doesn't make you special or negate anything
finding a movie mistake makes you special and negates anything
all the bad additions to the film were thought up by a woman
That isn't his arm around Sam. It's Sam's arm looping around Frodo.
When he replaced Glorfindel with Arwen and had her cast 'le magic elf spell" to drive out the nazgul instead of it being the power of Elrond's ring.
saars please be of noticing this error of continuity i have founded thank you
it's a prosthetic. they had tonnes of that stuff on set. Gandalf could easily cast a prosthetic finger spell
>OP rotated the top image to make it look like the same hand
Bravo OP. You got em
top image is flipped you douchenozzle.
can someone please dox OP
hey OP, I got Jacksons raw unedited material from Fellowship, its about 11h long. Tell your name and address and ill send it to you
OP is a homosexual
how do medieval people write in stylised fonts by hand on a piece of paper with a wooden stick dripping with ink and still maintain a non-crooked paragraph?
very carefully
The power of modern education, everyone.
Almost like it was a skill they would develop and practice from youth because there was no alternative.
Zoomers really can't believe in handwriting and consider it witchcraft.
best educated tucker fan
WAIT A MINUTE THIS homie AINT WRITTING IN ELVIS HE IS WRITTING PLAIN ENGLISH
GRRM would never
That's what you get by paying taxes. Hobbitcare works flawlessly.
Right after watching it. Jackson had experience in horrors and made LOTR a horror. Forces of Mordor, monsters are great, disgusting, terrifying.
Forces of good? Hobbits lack charm, elves got completely butchered, they are not ethereal, magical beings.
Evil is authenthic, good is fake af, Hackson just doesn't get this shit.
Such a horrible take.
I've watched The Lord of the Rings in full a good many times and I never noticed Frodo lost half a finger.
Yeah, if you have read the books, you would have known that Hobbits can grow their limbs back
you know Gandalf is a wizard, right? and he's not a regular, run of the mill wizard either. he's that homie with a spell book for real. lol