When did you realize you are George?

When did you realize you are George?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First time I watched the show

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realize you are Banya?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banya was wrong.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you still haven't realized it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What they didn't show you was Banya moved to LA and got his own sitcom deal, made several successful movies and owns a vineyard in northern California.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Banya got killed by a mugger

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm so George
    No your a fricking normies and a moron. You are essentially a woman to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      then frick me you homosexual

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least he can get dates and has friends

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the ocean called and I couldn't banter back.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    George has jobs, money, an apartment in new york, sex with multiple women and friends
    I am not George

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most jobs we see George work he is utterly miserable and incompetant. He also spends a significant amount of time trying exploit unemployment. Sounds like an awful existence.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're sitting on a laoatian basketweaving forum at 9 in the morning on a wednesday offering your serious critique of a show that stopped airing 20 years ago.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A life about nothing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          * a quarter century ago

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3rd episode

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I started going bald at 18

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      21 for me. Shit sucks. I never wanted to be a hat guy but thankfully there are more hats out there that aren't the usual team hats. Sunday Afternoons, Angry Minnow Vintage, Tentree to name a couple good sites for hats.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        women have caught onto that, they call it 'hatfishing'. if you're not settled down by the time your hair starts to go you're simply not going to have a happy life
        >t. was NW3 in high-school graduation photo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      21 for me. Shit sucks. I never wanted to be a hat guy but thankfully there are more hats out there that aren't the usual team hats. Sunday Afternoons, Angry Minnow Vintage, Tentree to name a couple good sites for hats.

      I'd an hero if I went bald

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It definitely does suck. People treat you differently. If you get to a point of certain success and money it wont matter as much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sucks immensely, but not enough to justify heroing. In the absolute worst case scenario you can just wait until you're in your 30s, women (including younger ones) get way less picky at that point, since having a full head of hair is less expected at that age.
        Technically you can make it work it in your 20s too, it gets progressively easier as time passes (being bald as a 21yo is waaaay harder than being bald as a 27yo).
        Again, it sucks a lot, but you can make it work. Almost all bald men eventually figure out how to do it.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My personality is a mix of Joe Davola and George with the sexual appeal of Newman

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

    Sure, George wasn't family, but in the grand scheme of things double dipping isn't morally wrong as long as you aren't caught.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude was grieving and blew it out of proportion pretty much looking for any other reason to be upset.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >double dipping isn't morally wrong as long as you aren't caught.
      if it become morally wrong if you're caught then it's just morally wrong.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is liking George, adulthood is realizing Kramer is the best character on the show

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Childhood is wanting to be Kramer.
      Teenhood is transitioning to become Elaine.
      Adulthood is accepting you've become George.
      Elderhood is realizing you've always been Jerry.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am too shy to be george, he somehow has the courage to confront people over the smallest of things.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm basically Elaine

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a realistic apartment for a NYC mail man?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a union mail man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC he had a lot of medical textbooks and a human anatomical poster in there. Could Newman have been the Lopper?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he just was a learned man with many different interests (the most famous example is him actually being a decent poet). He worked just to have more time for himself, his studying and the occasional romantic fling (that's why he is so explixit in his disdain for his job)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the 90s why not

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a union mail man

      postal workers make a pretty decent amount after a few years
      no way is the post 2010 version of newman living in manhattan though
      he's black and lives in bronxville

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HuuuuhHOOOOOhh George is getting angry!!

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people really grossed out when you pee in the shower? That's dumb

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends if there's someone in there already

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes literally me except for the crucial fact that he;s swimming in pussy

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I were George

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seinfeld is completely israeli
    Why are you morons fellate is so much knowing that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer a show where israelites openly israelite and are shown to be bad people instead of one with a israeli cast play non israelites and try to preach morals that don't apply to them

      when dealing with a israelite, ask yourself
      >what would george do?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Antisemites are really just tsunderes

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I noticed I'm a coward too

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he said "I don't want to be remembered. I wanna be forgotten."
    Me too, George, me too...

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When l realized looking angry and agitated while at work makes you look more productive than you already are.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was unemployed and had to move back home.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he run out of the burning apartment pushing kids and old ladies out of the way

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was George. I'm Mike.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me OP.
    How long are you going to try to meme Seinfeld among zoomers?

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a puddy

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