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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Captain America civil war

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if the Mandarin, one of Iron Man's coolest oldest most recognizable villains, was fake
      This was such shit

      >Marvel civil war movie
      >doesn't have the Stamford Incident
      Why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Pretty much.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never cared in the slightest, homosexual.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hung in there until recently. I thought surely they'd get the picture after The Marvels publicly humiliated them but no, the stream of bland diversity slop continues. For me, the Fantastic Four casting was the last straw, although most others here probably abandoned the MCU well before then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For me, the Fantastic Four casting was the last straw, although most others here probably abandoned the MCU well before then

      Uh yes, I think most abandoned it after Endgame. I watched some post-Endgame stuff, mainly out of boredom.
      >Black Widow
      >WandaVision
      >Falcon and Winter Soldier
      >Hawkeye
      As you can see, I just watched stuff that had the old characters, because all the new ones are bad. People think capeshit died organically, but it was killed with horrible decisions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I stuck with it for so long because I invested hundreds and hundreds of hours reading these books back when they were good (long ago). I held out hope that Feige would course correct but the window for that has closed and it didn't happen. So now I just shitpost about it like everyone else

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I held out hope that Feige would course correct but the window for that has closed and it didn't happen

          No, it hasn't, and it seems like they're completely blind to what people want. How did The Marvels even come into existence?
          >movie with not one, but three characters nobody likes
          Then you have something like Eternals, which is a whole cast of new characters, and nobody cared. It's like they're unloading at a target with an assault rifle, and none of the bullets landed. There's no aim at all to what they're doing.
          Like you said, The Fantastic Four cast doesn't look good either. It honestly feels like Marvel is getting their ideas (for casting) from Twitter or something, which is a really small percentage of the world. They shouldn't be surprised that everything bombs, when they do that.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2008.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, Downey's a fruity-c**t. I guess I'm ok with Iron Man being a homo, but it was obviously just some fricking cash-cow film to extract $$$ from tweens.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apologies, I meant "zesty".

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing zesty about the film at all, he bangs a cutie within minutes of meeting her

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actor is genuinely the character.
              It's pretend anon, these aren't real events. I hear musicals are making a comeback, your new bandwagon awaits...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Actor is genuinely the character
                What a moronic notion

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                but Downer Jr's heterosexual because his character might be???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When did you realized that the MCU was a joke?
      Around same time as you anon it was either Iron man 3 then Thor 2 cemented it.

      how fckin old are yah filtered boomer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was the only marvel film I can actually call a good movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Man 1 is the only good MCU movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        IM1 isn’t even an MCU movie. Disney didn’t buy them out til later.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when Disney+ hijacked it
    went from 2-3 movies a year building up to an Avengers movie to a tv content farm throwing shit at the wall with no direction

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched any of this shit. It's for children.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Man 2 but it was driven home by your picrel, yeah.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the Russos mog him overall

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I watched Agents of S.H.I.T.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man he was so fricking cool imagine making a really cool villain then making him a gay actor and swapping him out for a moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comic book movies came off the hype of actual directors doing 300 and Sin City and actually using the material as reference and stylistically. Then Nolan did 2 somewhat serious Batman movies (and third satire 'frick you' one).
    Marvel didn't do any of that. They cherrypicked A story from 70+ years of material and did the lowbrow version, so now they have nothing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ignoring Sony's Spider-man success?
      Yeah, you right anon.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratt dance off shit. It was hated here for some time.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Man 3 was the first movie that had way too much comedy. It was kinda downhill from there although there were still some movies with restraint.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strange, im3 is better than the new ones

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The multiverse saga was not enough foundation to make it intelligent enough to go for years and years. It unravels with one phrase: if you die in this universe, your other universe copies of yourself live on. Bye bye stakes. They should have set a limit, either this story is a fun 18 month storyline that begins and ends with Loki, includes various other "What If" type projects and is just a lighthearted breather in between Endgame and Dr. Doom Saga OR they use Kang and give him a special "Ray Gun" that can erase ALL copies of a character in ALL TIMELINES. This would be literally what the TVA is seeing with the "thread unraveling" - it is explained that timelines are crumbling in chaos because one entire character was erase from all timelines, lets say Ant Man. Now stakes are on like Donkey Kong. The ending of Quantumania is The End of Scott Lang. Ant Man gets hit by Kangs Death Gun and we see you can erase a character from all timelines. Its not a Ray Gun "point and shoot" of course you need to put someone in a stasis for a while to erase them giving The Avengers time to rescue future characters.

    what we have is a really weird storytelling going on, if you think about it half or more of what Marvel puts out... had nothing to even do with Multiverse. Its like we have several things going on:
    The Thunderbolts - Black Widow, Falcon & The Winter Soldier, Hawkeye, Secret Invasion kinda
    The Cosmicverse - Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel, Moon Knight, Guardians of the Galaxy and The Marvels

    So IMO not only did you have a bad premise for a Phase you also had several subplots going on that muddled the narrative. I do not think there is enough proof superhero fatigue is real.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I do not think there is enough proof superhero fatigue is real.

      Superhero fatigue will be proven if people stop discussing it. There are daily thread about Marvel on Cinemaphile, so it still lives in everyone's head rent free. The truth is everyone wants more capeshit, but not the stuff they're making.
      Maybe they should make yet another superhero movie with only women, because all the previous ones bombed by accident.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Man 3 would of been fantastic if not for the shitty mandarin twist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When he surgically removed the Arc from his chest I checked out. That’s what made IM cool in the first place and paved the way for “any bozo can throw an IM suit on” when in the original movie only he could wear it because the arc was attached to him and powered by his heart.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pepper getting her own suit, operating flawlessly enough to save a problem strong male tony easily failed at
      It was the beginning of the end for a lot of reasons. Mandarin writing arc was problem too.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mandarin went over your head. It was commentary on terrorist figures being used in the media to manipulate a population, and to a lesser degree false flags and using military vets as pmcs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up everyone wanted Foo man Choo

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew it was capeshit as a kid before the mcu existed because im not moronic

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman, Hulk, the xmen movies, fantastic 4 and Ironman 1 made me really excited for a MCU.
    Then i realised Marvel IP was a shitshow, we were never gonnna get all these guys together on the same screen, and then we get meh shit like Ironman 2 and Captain America that killed any excitement i might've had.
    And then later when they pick up and get better, it's just the least interesting Marvel heroes (minus Hulk, but the Mark Ruffalo version never got his own movie for some reason)
    I wanted Spiderman, the x-men, Blade, Fantastic 4 to team up. But we got SHIELD, Black Widow and hawkeye instead

    Also like you pointed out, they fricked up a lot of their villains. (Red Mask, Mandarin, etc.)

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Age of Ultron, Thor 2 was the first real disappointment.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't mind the tone of the MCU until Guardians 1, it was downhill from there and led to shit like Thor 3+4

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Age of Ultron, the CGI was so dog shit I had to stop watching. It's a shame, Ultron was actually a good villain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes you feel any better, in the animated "What If?" show, Ultron proved he could've killed Thanos in seconds and dabbed on the rest of the Avengers with the stones.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best part of that animated crap was Ultron spending an entire episode getting progressively stronger until he breaks out of Reality. Kino.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the first time grapefruit man has been dabbed on

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world stopped caring here
    And maybe it was a little late
    But they were still right to quit

    They absolutely should have followed through and stopped making MCU movies right here, it wasn't even as good as Infinity War but it was a fine spot to say goodbye

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a fun ride until Endgame, which was a thoroughly disappointing finale, and everything since has been really gay. The correct answer was to leave characters alive to be recast later, not kill them off. You've traded real characters that people want to see for shit like Kamala Khan who can't even get over in the comics.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Age of Ultron, Ultron becoming mostly a quippy sarcasm character past the first act.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a better formula for TV like Buffy than movies.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they canceled avengers EMH because "it wasn't like the movies"

    Alternatively when they made ant-man just some guy instead of a genius scientist like he was in the comics.

    I know marvel and DC comics suck but they suck less than these shitty movies that aren't anything like the source material.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Age of Ultron. Every other line every character said was some dumb Joss Whedon quip.

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