When I'm in a theater I like to pretend it's the opening premiere for my movie I directed and I'm surrounded by all my friends and family
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When I'm in a theater I like to pretend it's the opening premiere for my movie I directed and I'm surrounded by all my friends and fami...
Frick you
>When I'm in a theater I like to pretend it's the opening premiere for my movie I directed and I'm surrounded by all my friends and family
Lmao
Thats a fun outlook to have
>Frick you
This is funny as well idk why
i dont
Good shit
>Ahem, henlo?
Its not plugged in anon
>Its not plugged in anon
then who was phone?
>then who was phone?
Not your gfs dad of course
I like to pretend the woman sitting by my side is my date
Based I do that every time I open a door for a woman
>I like to pretend the woman sitting by my side is my date
Ahh i do this too.
I like to pretend she's scared and wants my wiener secretly as well. Sometimes they talk to me. I rhink they csn tell i am imagine we are dating
What if the film is cringe though
>What if the film is cringe though
Thats all part of the fun of pretending it is your movie.
That's really cool, anon. I'll start doing this
And the 5 minute standing ovation at the end like in Cannes? How do you replicate that?
>the 5 minute standing ovation at the end like in Cannes
No crowd in history has ever applauded for more than 1 minute to anything
The time I played Scarborough Fair at the school talent show would be a lot longer than that
you had a timer?
It was really long because I hummed the whole thing
>opening night of my film (inside my mind)
>blacks start hooting and hollering when the MC has to face his crippling masturbation addiction
>"yo this lil homie finna dissociate and close himself off from his loved ones!"
>funny joke
>everybody laugh
>roll on snare drum
>curtains
>t. Pic rel
i'm going to the new exorcist movie next week. should i try this?
>i'm going to the new exorcist movie next week. should i try this?
Yeah, please report back
>people in my theater doesn't react at all, to anything
Are they autistic or is this a normal thing in other parts of the world?
This isn't a bad thing anon. You can make some noise if some startling happensm if you go to a theater where there are blacks it is never quiet.
count your blessings. Here in muttland mouthbreathers will talk to the characters like they can hear them.
>count your blessings. Here in muttland mouthbreathers will talk to the characters like they can hear them
This. Monkeys will screech and ruin the movie. Everyone looks at their phones during the movies now. Its fricking moronic
You will never be American esl. We can see your ip moron lmao
wholesome
>get druk and watch a kino dialogue scene
>pause movie and pace around the room delivering the lines like I'm doing multiple takes
>>get druk and watch a kino dialogue scene
movie and pace around the room delivering the lines like I'm doing multiple takes
Very based. Just don't overdo the drinking anon. It will be 5 years sober for me on Monday next week.