I was out with friends and a new gf that I met through them and she chewed up some steak and fed it to me mouth to mouth in public and I have never seen my friends more shocked and disgusted. Good times.
Ted would've hated the film since the idea of nature it promotes is a modernist effeminate hippy one rather than a legitimate one
also muh strong women, lmfaoing at any anprim who defends that
you are moronic. prince ashitaka is the hero of mononoke, he's the only one that has the correct mindset, and is shown consistently to be the most powerful physically.
>since the idea of nature it promotes is a modernist effeminate hippy one
Did we watch the same movie? It showed nature as a brutal, merciless, murderous force at odds with human flourishing.
Ted would've hated the film since the idea of nature it promotes is a modernist effeminate hippy one rather than a legitimate one
also muh strong women, lmfaoing at any anprim who defends that
"Uncle" Ted was a sociopathic psychopath that should have put to death. He could have led a peaceful life in nature but he chose to fulfill his sick fantasies of killing people.
My favorite ghibli movie by a wide margin. It's a shame they didn't make any other edgy movies like it. Shit like Kiki where nothing fricking happens are the worst.
I've watched thousands of hours of anime, reading manga is one of my main hobbies. I've been here since 2007 at least and have use Cinemaphile once to post a Berserk chapter. It's just looks like insane fanatics with no concept of quality.
Cinemaphile is the same I guess with all the shill spam but it's hard to believe Cinemaphile has the same level of payed trash posters.
what a forgettable crappy movie, no idea why people love to fellate it so much
the only thing I remember is boy getting infected with some demon virus and becoming so strong he could shot arms off with a bow and arrow from trained and armoured soldiers
Yeah that part was awesome then it becomes some stupid shit about Billy Bob Thornton in his most unenthused role ever hopping around like a frog man while girl power hour goes on as all the prostitutes tell the men what to do until we get to hear Agent Scully clearly begrudgingly give the most lazy VA performance in history.
I don't care about that I just wanted to see shit actually happening. I've watched a couple of this dudes movies and i don't mind slow-paced character development but it felt like nothing was happening half the time. Funnily enough the poppy hill one is -literally- about basically nothing and I didn't get the same lazy boring vibe from it.
>no idea why people love to fellate it so much
For me, its the Arthurian romance and Germanic Sagas that does it for me >magical forest >medieval village >talking to his steed >talking animals >a young Prince in exile because of a curse he got fighting a vile beast >making love with a forest Princess and then leaving her for an important task >fighting an evil Queen >the presence of a mysterious primordial God like being that makes humanity look like just another animal species with redundant trivial politics and infighting >a moral tale >death and rebirth
It could be because there are few other films like this and it could be because I watched the film while high on magic mushroom chocolate. I do wish Lady Eboshi was treated as the villain as she is and damned for it. Running a town full of left out prostitutes, lepers, and cucked men doesnt make her bloodlust redeemable and should be a tragic character flaw.
I always tear up during this scene, it's so fricking beautiful. How it sets up their relationship in a really intimate yet not explicitly romantic way. Only Miyazaki could come up with something so fine.
Women are soulless beings that can never even come close to feeling an IOTA of the bliss a man feels while looking at a girl he likes. We're talking pure heavenly bliss. Men are the real romantics and the object of our affection are beings that don't love us at all. What a fricking nightmarish reality.
yeah this movie is kino and it makes me wish i could find a hostile girl and make her like me and no one else
>I'll cut your throat, that'll shut you up
>you're beautiful..
And I will cheer for your death. For in that moment, you'll become free of suffereing.
do you promise? will it be soon?
Women are not allowed to post here.
I was out with friends and a new gf that I met through them and she chewed up some steak and fed it to me mouth to mouth in public and I have never seen my friends more shocked and disgusted. Good times.
WEIRD BIRD PEOPLE
nice
I bet Uncle Ted would've liked this film. She's anprim and somewhat bird-like while regurgitating the food for him. It freaking rocks.
ghibli is all tedcore
all of miyazaki's movies are gynocentric crap
Ted would've hated the film since the idea of nature it promotes is a modernist effeminate hippy one rather than a legitimate one
also muh strong women, lmfaoing at any anprim who defends that
you are moronic. prince ashitaka is the hero of mononoke, he's the only one that has the correct mindset, and is shown consistently to be the most powerful physically.
>since the idea of nature it promotes is a modernist effeminate hippy one
Did we watch the same movie? It showed nature as a brutal, merciless, murderous force at odds with human flourishing.
"Uncle" Ted was a sociopathic psychopath that should have put to death. He could have led a peaceful life in nature but he chose to fulfill his sick fantasies of killing people.
Huh?
Did I stutter?
Yeah
try not sounding like a troony in your next post
he killed less people than the average alphabet spook
This isn't the creepy tranime pedophile board. Go back.
Anon, this is Princess Mononoke. Get off the board, now. Basic film.
Dilate
Princess Mononoke is more Cinemaphile approved than your troony slops
Trannies didn't exist (and they still don't) when Princess Mononoke was first released, stfu.
i will never have a gf
nobody here will anon, not even the people that pretend otherwise
My favorite ghibli movie by a wide margin. It's a shame they didn't make any other edgy movies like it. Shit like Kiki where nothing fricking happens are the worst.
nausicaa and laputa are both great THOUGH, agreed the rest suck
Porco Rosso is kino
Was it rape?
people used to clean their teeth by chewing on a stick
before ~~*agriculture*~~ cavemen had flawless teeth
>tfw no gf to chew your food for you
guess I'll kms now
She probably never brushed her bush either. So what?
bump
fyi looks like ops can bump their own threads again, we're back in business moronbros
where do you find these types of lass?
through here!!!
should make the outside environment black and white
not my pic but good idea
>AI Waifu
not even once
>he wants a waifu created by another man's hand and imagination
gay
yuuka isn't ai thoughsoever
Miyazaki films, mostly.
Or fans of Miyazaki films.
Of course not. She's still a Japanese, you silly.
Mononoke was Miyazaki's last truly great film before he lost his mind and devolved into (lavishly produced) shoujo nonsense.
I broke up with my girlfriend and she's still willing to come over and frick me even though I don't want to get together with her.
she sounds moronic
well she is a woman
she will NEVER be a woman
Many such cases. I've banged every ex post break up. People praise getting strange but familiar has its points too.
Yea it sucks my ex was a dumb b***h but the sex was fire I probably still would if she wasn't living with some gay now
i've been keeping a duplicate Cinemaphile thread alive with lazy bait but it kind of sucks
few years ago there was a few Cinemaphile threads about how you can't get a discussion going on Cinemaphile. hasn't changed
I've watched thousands of hours of anime, reading manga is one of my main hobbies. I've been here since 2007 at least and have use Cinemaphile once to post a Berserk chapter. It's just looks like insane fanatics with no concept of quality.
Cinemaphile is the same I guess with all the shill spam but it's hard to believe Cinemaphile has the same level of payed trash posters.
i made an aot canned food thread on Cinemaphile once, it got a ton of replies. the secret is just that Cinemaphile has terrible taste.
what a forgettable crappy movie, no idea why people love to fellate it so much
the only thing I remember is boy getting infected with some demon virus and becoming so strong he could shot arms off with a bow and arrow from trained and armoured soldiers
Yeah that part was awesome then it becomes some stupid shit about Billy Bob Thornton in his most unenthused role ever hopping around like a frog man while girl power hour goes on as all the prostitutes tell the men what to do until we get to hear Agent Scully clearly begrudgingly give the most lazy VA performance in history.
are mononoke haters all subgays?
frick it's over i meant dubgays
I watched it on TV years ago man, I'm not paying for this shit.
>Yeah that part was awesome
I thought it was ridiculous how the bow didn't break itself drawing arrows with such force
>uhh the science says that shouldn't work! i did the math!
reddit tier
Miyazaki is a power fantasy tripping homosexual like every asian is
I don't care about that I just wanted to see shit actually happening. I've watched a couple of this dudes movies and i don't mind slow-paced character development but it felt like nothing was happening half the time. Funnily enough the poppy hill one is -literally- about basically nothing and I didn't get the same lazy boring vibe from it.
>no idea why people love to fellate it so much
For me, its the Arthurian romance and Germanic Sagas that does it for me
>magical forest
>medieval village
>talking to his steed
>talking animals
>a young Prince in exile because of a curse he got fighting a vile beast
>making love with a forest Princess and then leaving her for an important task
>fighting an evil Queen
>the presence of a mysterious primordial God like being that makes humanity look like just another animal species with redundant trivial politics and infighting
>a moral tale
>death and rebirth
It could be because there are few other films like this and it could be because I watched the film while high on magic mushroom chocolate. I do wish Lady Eboshi was treated as the villain as she is and damned for it. Running a town full of left out prostitutes, lepers, and cucked men doesnt make her bloodlust redeemable and should be a tragic character flaw.
INDIRECT KISSU
i wonder if there was some reason i used to watch this with my older sister all the time
>sucks my semen out of my pp
>sloshes it around mouth
>here, food's ready
>tfw no primal wolf girl gf
My life has been over before it even started.
what's stopping you from getting one?
They don't really exist
you don't really want one, they don't speak english
>Young girl raised by wild wolf
>Rich hag in the fortress with gunpowder
Pick one Cinemaphile
It's only like this in anime, but evil b***hes win every time with me
Reminder that the women of Iron Town are all ex-prostitutes.
How many wolves did she fricked?
Haha imagine if Ashikata fricked her wolf mother like his b***h like a tree hugger hippy wouldn't it be terrible haha
I always tear up during this scene, it's so fricking beautiful. How it sets up their relationship in a really intimate yet not explicitly romantic way. Only Miyazaki could come up with something so fine.
God I love this movie.
cringe
What the frick
Is this even a ghibli film? what one?
Stable Diffusion (2023)
the movie is called "Princess Mononoke"
you follow Ashitaka as the story unfolds
Lady Eboshi is the main character and hero of the story
bravo Hayao!
the real main character was the cia monk with the high heel sandals. he killed a forest god and manipulated everyone and got away with it
she was my childhood waifu
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfa63
god I loved that movie
This movie was so shitty and boring. Howls Moving Castle was much better
In my 22 years on this planet this was the most boring movie I have ever seen. So it’s forced in media.
Literal normie shit, people over hype this shit because an old communist man who hated his family made this shit
I guarantee the girl with nose rings and trannie hair loves this crap.
>STOP THIS MOVIE WAS MY CHILDHOOD
Boring
Well of course she does
IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT ?!
Women are soulless beings that can never even come close to feeling an IOTA of the bliss a man feels while looking at a girl he likes. We're talking pure heavenly bliss. Men are the real romantics and the object of our affection are beings that don't love us at all. What a fricking nightmarish reality.
Sorry homosexual but I'm not falling for your psy-op
You are too young to post here.