>the Catholic Church collectively blamed
Every single Catholic, everywhere, at any point in time? Bro not even all of Cinemaphile collectively agrees on anything
When you fully believe and get baptized, there is no israelite or gentile, master or slave, man or woman, there is Christ Jesus. And just a head's up: Jesus really doesn't care how you come to Him. His love is enough for every sect and denomination that does not add to the gospel (sorry Mormons, you got worked.)
There are Catholics and Protestants in Heaven. No matter how you come to Him, just study the word and show love to your neighbors. That's more important than the songs you sing or the candles you light.
It had to happen to fulfill the prophecy. We are all guilty, both israelite and gentile alike mocked and attacked Him. But His love is steadfast.
So if you look at it, God did it for us. I went today at Good Friday mass. Not because I miss Christ, He is in my heart always, but because Christ misses us and longs to be with us again.
>the Catholic Church collectively blamed
Every single Catholic, everywhere, at any point in time? Bro not even all of Cinemaphile collectively agrees on anything
What do you believe in, Anon? Since you're not an atheist, you're at least open to the idea of a higher power, an "unmoved mover"- care to specify to what extent?
>Catholics don't think for themselves >they let others do their thinking for them
When you reject God, you will inevitably worship something else, even your cookie-cutter atheist mentality is an idea that others have shilled and you've bought hook, line and sinker. What makes you think atheism can't also be used to control people, considering how many despots and tyrants of history were either atheists or thought themselves the gods to be worshipped in place of the true divine?
Not an argument friend. May God set you free from the hatred plaguing your heart.
You've clearly got a God-shaped hole in your heart. It's only gonna get bigger and more yearning for God if you lash out at strangers like this.
Catholicism is the true religion, Protestantism is a heresy that came about 1500 years later entirely out of manmade authority.
Christ founded the Catholic Church. Mere men founded the Protestant churches.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Is that what the pedophile wops in funny hats told you to think?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Anon, the real "pedophiles in funny hats" are israelites, and there's far more pedos in the synagogues. But you're not interested in discussing this in good faith, you just want to shit-fljng.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Anon I posted bris as evidence for israeli pedos but all I get is angry Christians posting r/atheism in response.
What specifically do you want to know? I appreciate you asking in good faith.
What is faith to you? It's odd seeing an adult believe in religious texts that is outside of their culture (assuming you were Protestant or just generally not a Catholic before hand).
Reminds me of a math teacher bring latkes and dreidels for holidays. Hope she's doing okay.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>What is faith to you?
As an aside, faith is not the same thing as belief. It's not the idea (justified or not) that something is a certain way. Faith is a decision (conscious or otherwise) to act as though something is a certain way. Anon chose to answer your question as if you were earnest with it, despite lacking conclusive evidence of that. There's all sorts of metaphysical philosophy associated with religions, but there's generally no evidence in the sense that you get in science. But one can make a "leap of faith" and act as though something is true. People can do this for anything, so it's important to be sure that you're picking a good option. So, are the religion's values worthy of high regard? Do they call people to live better lives? If a transcendent superbeing made the universe and gave guidance for living in it, is that what you'd expect to find?
The Hogfather touches on this, but focuses on the importance of fantasy. In the story, fantasy is as physically real as any person, and people's beliefs physically shape the world and its contents. Ideas like justice are abstractions that exist in people's minds, but they reflect ways in which the real world works, as if there really is some ideal order in the world.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Men founded the Protestant church and immediately put Christ in charge. Also removed 7 books of the Bible that had no source in the Tanakh. Putting too much faith in orthoproxy leads to what Paul wrote against in Galatians. But like Gamaliel's wisdom, if God didn't support either then they'd shrivel away and die on their own.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>removed 7 books of the Bible
this isn't the brag you think it is, Luther wanted to remove several NT books because they didn't gel with his personal doctrines
1 month ago
Anonymous
>entirely out of manmade authority
That's all of Catholic tradition you numbskull.
>hurrdurr religion is for idiots who can't think for themselves
You're very ignorant and probably hold some very moronic views if you actually believe this.
I converted to Catholicism as an adult, you people have no idea what you're talking about.
I can think for myself, it's why I chose Catholicism for myself.
Because it's true. Because it's good and holy. And because I'm a Christian who wants to be as close to Christ as possible, and there's no closer place to be to Him than within the Catholic Church - I'm certain of it, and I'm certain God has revealed to me the truth and the authenticity of the Catholic faith and wants me to proclaim it to others.
Look all the crap people choose to believe in, the world is full of bad and misleading ideas and ideologies and only God has the real, full, unadulterated truth and He makes it accessible to all who are willing to seek, follow, and believe in Him.
God bless the Catholic Church. I hope you all come to repent, believe in the Gospel, and become my brothers in the body of Christ in His Church. God bless and have a happy Easter.
Of course, those who are of the truth are the ones who hear Christ's voice - one does not merely become "of the truth" hearing Christ's voice, otherwise everyone who simply read the Bible would be a Christian - rather Christ chooses us to hear His voice and believe in Him.
Question... do you think the list of popes from Peter aka Kefa is legit? I know a lot of Catholics in the scholarly sections aren't like Protestant fundamentalists and see it more as fallable myth with grains of historical record. Kinda like how most Vatican scientists don't view the cosmos or Earth as young earth creationists
1 month ago
Anonymous
>do you think the list of popes from Peter aka Kefa is legit?
Yes.
Anon I posted bris as evidence for israeli pedos but all I get is angry Christians posting r/atheism in response.
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What is faith to you? It's odd seeing an adult believe in religious texts that is outside of their culture (assuming you were Protestant or just generally not a Catholic before hand).
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Reminds me of a math teacher bring latkes and dreidels for holidays. Hope she's doing okay.
Faith is trust or confidence in someone/something. Faith in God is to trust in the truth and reality of God, Jesus said to Peter that flesh and blood did not reveal this to him, but His Father in heaven. I believe in something greater than mankind itself.
Jesus said, "blessed are those who have not seen, and yet believe" for a reason. >It's odd seeing an adult believe in religious texts that is outside of their culture
It's really not that odd. You have to remember that converts are a thing. People want to believe in and belong to things bigger than themselves. My desire for God does not start and stop with what's around me.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Romans 8:24. How can you hope for something you can see?
Oof as a Roman Catholic that's pretty cringe
also the Catholic Church can lie to you a group of people is not the definitive word of our Lord merely interpreters and even priests can conflict in their teachings
just listen to the words of the bible do your research and use the free will God gifted to you
If you were a real Catholic, you'd know that Sacred Scripture, Sacred Tradition, and the Magisterium, not just scripture alone, go hand in hand in revealing the Word of God to us.
You are a wolf in sheep's clothing if you turn your back on the church you claim to be a part of.
1 month ago
Anonymous
In fact, scripture even says: >So then, brethren, stand firm and hold to the traditions which you were taught by us, either by word of mouth or by letter.
-2 Thessalonians 2:15
1 month ago
Anonymous
And Paul even says the Church is "the pillar and ground of the truth". Yes, people within the Church can lie, but the Church itself is founded in truth and upholds the truth.
So phooey on your "the Catholic Church can lie to you" canard.
BASED convert Anon, I'm glad you joined us. Welcome to the club. Rome will prevail in the end. The Gates of the Netherworld shall not prevail against it.
>Rome Rome Rome
What about Jesus? Never hear Catholics talk about what Jesus does in their lives, only how great their "church" is and how right they are.
1 month ago
Anonymous
We literally eat and drink Christ every Sunday.
1 month ago
Anonymous
And the fact that you're proud of believing that lie is why you are so lost
1 month ago
Anonymous
Hey lay off the guy. My wife's been screaming about Jesus for the last half hour, or so the neighbor says.
I ask her, "Honey, you're as dynamic as a frozen cod. Why don't you tell me when you orgasm."
She says she would, but I'm never there.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I've never heard a Catholic thank the Holy Spirit for guidance but Calvinists don't stop praising Him.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I thank the Holy Spirit for guidance all the time, your bait is bad and you should feel bad.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Never hear Catholics talk about what Jesus does in their lives
You clearly don't listen to many Catholics. You reveal your ignorance.
>I got buzzed on communion wine at mass, now I think Jesus lives inside the magic cracker that I worship
Enjoy your brainwashing. Get off Cinemaphile if you're such a saint.
This is the wilderness and many preach into it to spread the Good News so that others may be saved. I have decided to start my ministry here before moving on.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>proselytizing on the internet
I'm here to talk about cartoons.
I'm here. But there's me and one Sephardic guy who did things on Cinemaphile, and this is my first post in this thread. Most of the time, I'm busy working, writing Groucho crap for the next co humor thread, or just pining for the fjords.
A sephard and an old yiddishe ashki walk into a cigar store. The yiddishe buys a box of el-producto and the sephard buys one fake cohiba. The sephard checks out, looks at Sanje the cashier and says "you look like my cousin." The yiddishe looks at the ash tray...
Either way, both spent $50. Fun was had by all. Good night, Irene.
I love the one where Ollie becomes the Chairman and it's literally just Hazbin Hotel, they had no idea what they were doing. And then Saving Purim was a whole other level of self-parody.
Oh yeah, I forgot Cinemaphile was the >Comics & Cartoons except if it's a religious holiday in which case arguments about theology without any reference to comics or cartoons at all are fine
board, my mistake. Frick off.
Give the first three episodes a shot, if you don't like it the show is not for you. Personally, I like it because it uses obscure Marvel characters instead of falling back on MCU wank
I appreciate the lack of MCU wank (that's what scared me away from the show the longest), but it has an identity crisis. It skirts the edge of being an action show, but tries to fit in with all the sitcom musicals by sanding down what should be good fight sequences.
>It skirts the edge of being an action show, but tries to fit in with all the sitcom musicals by sanding down what should be good fight sequences.
This is true. However the scenes would fall apart quickly and badly if the OST wasn't as good as it is. Most of those songs make Molly's musical stuff sound cheesy as frick.
Remember when the Catholic Church collectively blamed all israelites for the death of Christ until 1965?
>until
I still blame them.
>the Catholic Church collectively blamed
Every single Catholic, everywhere, at any point in time? Bro not even all of Cinemaphile collectively agrees on anything
Anon, we're all responsible for His death because of our sins. Admitting to it and believing in Him is when you cease to be like the israelites.
When you fully believe and get baptized, there is no israelite or gentile, master or slave, man or woman, there is Christ Jesus. And just a head's up: Jesus really doesn't care how you come to Him. His love is enough for every sect and denomination that does not add to the gospel (sorry Mormons, you got worked.)
There are Catholics and Protestants in Heaven. No matter how you come to Him, just study the word and show love to your neighbors. That's more important than the songs you sing or the candles you light.
It had to happen to fulfill the prophecy. We are all guilty, both israelite and gentile alike mocked and attacked Him. But His love is steadfast.
So if you look at it, God did it for us. I went today at Good Friday mass. Not because I miss Christ, He is in my heart always, but because Christ misses us and longs to be with us again.
I mean, Matthew 27:25
Catholics don't think for themselves. They let a bunch of pedophile wops in funny hats do that their thinking for them.
Oops meant for
r/atheism is that way friendo
>assuming I'm an atheist
Mindbroken
What do you believe in, Anon? Since you're not an atheist, you're at least open to the idea of a higher power, an "unmoved mover"- care to specify to what extent?
I believe in Goldern P Taintnud. As in, Taintnud of yer Goldern beeswax. The third.
It was my "beeswax" and everyone else's the moment you brought it up on a public forum.
Ah shalom then, how's the kibbutz in Tel Aviv doing?
>Catholics don't think for themselves
>they let others do their thinking for them
When you reject God, you will inevitably worship something else, even your cookie-cutter atheist mentality is an idea that others have shilled and you've bought hook, line and sinker. What makes you think atheism can't also be used to control people, considering how many despots and tyrants of history were either atheists or thought themselves the gods to be worshipped in place of the true divine?
See
then become an hero
Not an argument friend. May God set you free from the hatred plaguing your heart.
You've clearly got a God-shaped hole in your heart. It's only gonna get bigger and more yearning for God if you lash out at strangers like this.
Dabbing on p*pists is righteous.
Catholicism is the true religion, Protestantism is a heresy that came about 1500 years later entirely out of manmade authority.
Christ founded the Catholic Church. Mere men founded the Protestant churches.
Is that what the pedophile wops in funny hats told you to think?
Anon, the real "pedophiles in funny hats" are israelites, and there's far more pedos in the synagogues. But you're not interested in discussing this in good faith, you just want to shit-fljng.
Anon I posted bris as evidence for israeli pedos but all I get is angry Christians posting r/atheism in response.
What is faith to you? It's odd seeing an adult believe in religious texts that is outside of their culture (assuming you were Protestant or just generally not a Catholic before hand).
Reminds me of a math teacher bring latkes and dreidels for holidays. Hope she's doing okay.
>What is faith to you?
As an aside, faith is not the same thing as belief. It's not the idea (justified or not) that something is a certain way. Faith is a decision (conscious or otherwise) to act as though something is a certain way. Anon chose to answer your question as if you were earnest with it, despite lacking conclusive evidence of that. There's all sorts of metaphysical philosophy associated with religions, but there's generally no evidence in the sense that you get in science. But one can make a "leap of faith" and act as though something is true. People can do this for anything, so it's important to be sure that you're picking a good option. So, are the religion's values worthy of high regard? Do they call people to live better lives? If a transcendent superbeing made the universe and gave guidance for living in it, is that what you'd expect to find?
The Hogfather touches on this, but focuses on the importance of fantasy. In the story, fantasy is as physically real as any person, and people's beliefs physically shape the world and its contents. Ideas like justice are abstractions that exist in people's minds, but they reflect ways in which the real world works, as if there really is some ideal order in the world.
Men founded the Protestant church and immediately put Christ in charge. Also removed 7 books of the Bible that had no source in the Tanakh. Putting too much faith in orthoproxy leads to what Paul wrote against in Galatians. But like Gamaliel's wisdom, if God didn't support either then they'd shrivel away and die on their own.
>removed 7 books of the Bible
this isn't the brag you think it is, Luther wanted to remove several NT books because they didn't gel with his personal doctrines
>entirely out of manmade authority
That's all of Catholic tradition you numbskull.
>atheism is a religion which is why I submit to another religion
I never called atheism a religion and I submit to God actually, but go off with your shitty strawman
Religion used to be way easier to control people with than atheism, which can only be used for pretty narrow purposes.
>Religion used to be way easier to control people with
You mean so people don't burn society down in hedonistic anarchy?
>atheism, which can only be used for pretty narrow purposes.
>pregnant men
That's every religion.
>hurrdurr religion is for idiots who can't think for themselves
You're very ignorant and probably hold some very moronic views if you actually believe this.
not him but religion is fricking weird and I dont get it
That's the beauty of it. Why would I risk everything for something as mundane as anything else? I wanna lay down my life for something extraordinary.
I converted to Catholicism as an adult, you people have no idea what you're talking about.
I can think for myself, it's why I chose Catholicism for myself.
Because it's true. Because it's good and holy. And because I'm a Christian who wants to be as close to Christ as possible, and there's no closer place to be to Him than within the Catholic Church - I'm certain of it, and I'm certain God has revealed to me the truth and the authenticity of the Catholic faith and wants me to proclaim it to others.
Look all the crap people choose to believe in, the world is full of bad and misleading ideas and ideologies and only God has the real, full, unadulterated truth and He makes it accessible to all who are willing to seek, follow, and believe in Him.
God bless the Catholic Church. I hope you all come to repent, believe in the Gospel, and become my brothers in the body of Christ in His Church. God bless and have a happy Easter.
>Catholicism is true because... IT JUST IS OK???
It's true because it's of God, and God is Truth. QRD!
Do you have anything specific to say as an adult convert? Usually I see people go to the same church they went to as kids.
What specifically do you want to know? I appreciate you asking in good faith.
Of course, those who are of the truth are the ones who hear Christ's voice - one does not merely become "of the truth" hearing Christ's voice, otherwise everyone who simply read the Bible would be a Christian - rather Christ chooses us to hear His voice and believe in Him.
Question... do you think the list of popes from Peter aka Kefa is legit? I know a lot of Catholics in the scholarly sections aren't like Protestant fundamentalists and see it more as fallable myth with grains of historical record. Kinda like how most Vatican scientists don't view the cosmos or Earth as young earth creationists
>do you think the list of popes from Peter aka Kefa is legit?
Yes.
Faith is trust or confidence in someone/something. Faith in God is to trust in the truth and reality of God, Jesus said to Peter that flesh and blood did not reveal this to him, but His Father in heaven. I believe in something greater than mankind itself.
Jesus said, "blessed are those who have not seen, and yet believe" for a reason.
>It's odd seeing an adult believe in religious texts that is outside of their culture
It's really not that odd. You have to remember that converts are a thing. People want to believe in and belong to things bigger than themselves. My desire for God does not start and stop with what's around me.
Romans 8:24. How can you hope for something you can see?
Oof as a Roman Catholic that's pretty cringe
also the Catholic Church can lie to you a group of people is not the definitive word of our Lord merely interpreters and even priests can conflict in their teachings
just listen to the words of the bible do your research and use the free will God gifted to you
t. lukewarm
If you were a real Catholic, you'd know that Sacred Scripture, Sacred Tradition, and the Magisterium, not just scripture alone, go hand in hand in revealing the Word of God to us.
You are a wolf in sheep's clothing if you turn your back on the church you claim to be a part of.
In fact, scripture even says:
>So then, brethren, stand firm and hold to the traditions which you were taught by us, either by word of mouth or by letter.
-2 Thessalonians 2:15
And Paul even says the Church is "the pillar and ground of the truth". Yes, people within the Church can lie, but the Church itself is founded in truth and upholds the truth.
So phooey on your "the Catholic Church can lie to you" canard.
>just listen to the words of the bible do your research and use the free will God gifted to you
Anon... you're Protestant
I believe in a Catholic church in its literal sense. I pray for the entirety of the Body of Christ every day.
BASED convert Anon, I'm glad you joined us. Welcome to the club. Rome will prevail in the end. The Gates of the Netherworld shall not prevail against it.
>Rome Rome Rome
What about Jesus? Never hear Catholics talk about what Jesus does in their lives, only how great their "church" is and how right they are.
We literally eat and drink Christ every Sunday.
And the fact that you're proud of believing that lie is why you are so lost
Hey lay off the guy. My wife's been screaming about Jesus for the last half hour, or so the neighbor says.
I ask her, "Honey, you're as dynamic as a frozen cod. Why don't you tell me when you orgasm."
She says she would, but I'm never there.
Yeah, I've never heard a Catholic thank the Holy Spirit for guidance but Calvinists don't stop praising Him.
I thank the Holy Spirit for guidance all the time, your bait is bad and you should feel bad.
>Never hear Catholics talk about what Jesus does in their lives
You clearly don't listen to many Catholics. You reveal your ignorance.
>I got buzzed on communion wine at mass, now I think Jesus lives inside the magic cracker that I worship
Enjoy your brainwashing. Get off Cinemaphile if you're such a saint.
This is the wilderness and many preach into it to spread the Good News so that others may be saved. I have decided to start my ministry here before moving on.
>proselytizing on the internet
I'm here to talk about cartoons.
>I converted to Catholicism as an adult because Warhammer
based anon, many protties seething from within their McChapels
You're describing Democratd fr fr
what do you mean? they did it, they even make fun of it all the time and are pretty proud of it
Wtf is happening this is a comic and cartoons board right?
It is yet ANOTHER political cartoon thread
My cute israelite wife
She's still a child anon
She had her bat mitzvah, she's a woman now.
She's israeli, the Rabbi has already declared that all children over the age of three are fair game (real)
Built for abuse.
An episode where Andrea pesters Libby into going to see the Passion of the Christ like cartman does to Kyle in that one episode of SouthPark.
Seems like there’s some israeli guy running a one-man ethnic PR campaign on Cinemaphile. Kinda odd
I'm here. But there's me and one Sephardic guy who did things on Cinemaphile, and this is my first post in this thread. Most of the time, I'm busy working, writing Groucho crap for the next co humor thread, or just pining for the fjords.
>Cinemaphile resident israelite
I like how sephardics fight the hurtful stereotype that israelites are relatable and funny.
A sephard and an old yiddishe ashki walk into a cigar store. The yiddishe buys a box of el-producto and the sephard buys one fake cohiba. The sephard checks out, looks at Sanje the cashier and says "you look like my cousin." The yiddishe looks at the ash tray...
Either way, both spent $50. Fun was had by all. Good night, Irene.
>crj
>amazing first season
>okish second season
>cancelled before third season
>third season scripts leaks and they were awful
I guess sometimes it is ok to end things.
Season 1 was only "ok". Season 2 felt like a waste of time.
I love the one where Ollie becomes the Chairman and it's literally just Hazbin Hotel, they had no idea what they were doing. And then Saving Purim was a whole other level of self-parody.
I wanted to see the episode with Libby trying to write her book while Molly bothered her.
Thanks again mods and jannies for keeping this board on topic about comics and cartoons. Really appreciate all your hard unpaid work.
It's an Easter thread on Easter. Nothing off-topic about discussing Easter.
This is, though.
Oh yeah, I forgot Cinemaphile was the
>Comics & Cartoons except if it's a religious holiday in which case arguments about theology without any reference to comics or cartoons at all are fine
board, my mistake. Frick off.
It's a long title, few people bother to read the whole thing out anymore.
age her up
this maundy thursday an entity visited me its a creature 6feet tall in all white covering it entire body with wings. I am very afraid.
Made for converting to Christianity
Season 1 was only ok. Season 2 was just more of the same and it's boring.
It's sad we never saw Molly and Scratch frick while Ollie jacked off in the corner.
TGAMM S2 was the sponge that sucked up all the shit writers in Disney TVA so Moon Girl Season 2 could be kino
Is moongirl actually good though?
Finished Molly McGee and tried big city greens but the former ain't doing it for me.
Give the first three episodes a shot, if you don't like it the show is not for you. Personally, I like it because it uses obscure Marvel characters instead of falling back on MCU wank
I appreciate the lack of MCU wank (that's what scared me away from the show the longest), but it has an identity crisis. It skirts the edge of being an action show, but tries to fit in with all the sitcom musicals by sanding down what should be good fight sequences.
>It skirts the edge of being an action show, but tries to fit in with all the sitcom musicals by sanding down what should be good fight sequences.
This is true. However the scenes would fall apart quickly and badly if the OST wasn't as good as it is. Most of those songs make Molly's musical stuff sound cheesy as frick.