>when the temple veil tears in two

>when the temple veil tears in two

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the Catholic Church collectively blamed all israelites for the death of Christ until 1965?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >until

      I still blame them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Catholic Church collectively blamed
      Every single Catholic, everywhere, at any point in time? Bro not even all of Cinemaphile collectively agrees on anything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, we're all responsible for His death because of our sins. Admitting to it and believing in Him is when you cease to be like the israelites.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you fully believe and get baptized, there is no israelite or gentile, master or slave, man or woman, there is Christ Jesus. And just a head's up: Jesus really doesn't care how you come to Him. His love is enough for every sect and denomination that does not add to the gospel (sorry Mormons, you got worked.)

        There are Catholics and Protestants in Heaven. No matter how you come to Him, just study the word and show love to your neighbors. That's more important than the songs you sing or the candles you light.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It had to happen to fulfill the prophecy. We are all guilty, both israelite and gentile alike mocked and attacked Him. But His love is steadfast.
        So if you look at it, God did it for us. I went today at Good Friday mass. Not because I miss Christ, He is in my heart always, but because Christ misses us and longs to be with us again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Matthew 27:25

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Catholics don't think for themselves. They let a bunch of pedophile wops in funny hats do that their thinking for them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oops meant for

        >the Catholic Church collectively blamed
        Every single Catholic, everywhere, at any point in time? Bro not even all of Cinemaphile collectively agrees on anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        r/atheism is that way friendo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          >assuming I'm an atheist
          Mindbroken

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you believe in, Anon? Since you're not an atheist, you're at least open to the idea of a higher power, an "unmoved mover"- care to specify to what extent?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I believe in Goldern P Taintnud. As in, Taintnud of yer Goldern beeswax. The third.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was my "beeswax" and everyone else's the moment you brought it up on a public forum.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah shalom then, how's the kibbutz in Tel Aviv doing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Catholics don't think for themselves
        >they let others do their thinking for them
        When you reject God, you will inevitably worship something else, even your cookie-cutter atheist mentality is an idea that others have shilled and you've bought hook, line and sinker. What makes you think atheism can't also be used to control people, considering how many despots and tyrants of history were either atheists or thought themselves the gods to be worshipped in place of the true divine?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          [...]
          >assuming I'm an atheist
          Mindbroken

          then become an hero

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument friend. May God set you free from the hatred plaguing your heart.
            You've clearly got a God-shaped hole in your heart. It's only gonna get bigger and more yearning for God if you lash out at strangers like this.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dabbing on p*pists is righteous.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Catholicism is the true religion, Protestantism is a heresy that came about 1500 years later entirely out of manmade authority.
                Christ founded the Catholic Church. Mere men founded the Protestant churches.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that what the pedophile wops in funny hats told you to think?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the real "pedophiles in funny hats" are israelites, and there's far more pedos in the synagogues. But you're not interested in discussing this in good faith, you just want to shit-fljng.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I posted bris as evidence for israeli pedos but all I get is angry Christians posting r/atheism in response.

                What specifically do you want to know? I appreciate you asking in good faith.

                What is faith to you? It's odd seeing an adult believe in religious texts that is outside of their culture (assuming you were Protestant or just generally not a Catholic before hand).

                Reminds me of a math teacher bring latkes and dreidels for holidays. Hope she's doing okay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What is faith to you?
                As an aside, faith is not the same thing as belief. It's not the idea (justified or not) that something is a certain way. Faith is a decision (conscious or otherwise) to act as though something is a certain way. Anon chose to answer your question as if you were earnest with it, despite lacking conclusive evidence of that. There's all sorts of metaphysical philosophy associated with religions, but there's generally no evidence in the sense that you get in science. But one can make a "leap of faith" and act as though something is true. People can do this for anything, so it's important to be sure that you're picking a good option. So, are the religion's values worthy of high regard? Do they call people to live better lives? If a transcendent superbeing made the universe and gave guidance for living in it, is that what you'd expect to find?

                The Hogfather touches on this, but focuses on the importance of fantasy. In the story, fantasy is as physically real as any person, and people's beliefs physically shape the world and its contents. Ideas like justice are abstractions that exist in people's minds, but they reflect ways in which the real world works, as if there really is some ideal order in the world.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men founded the Protestant church and immediately put Christ in charge. Also removed 7 books of the Bible that had no source in the Tanakh. Putting too much faith in orthoproxy leads to what Paul wrote against in Galatians. But like Gamaliel's wisdom, if God didn't support either then they'd shrivel away and die on their own.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >removed 7 books of the Bible
                this isn't the brag you think it is, Luther wanted to remove several NT books because they didn't gel with his personal doctrines

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >entirely out of manmade authority
                That's all of Catholic tradition you numbskull.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >atheism is a religion which is why I submit to another religion

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never called atheism a religion and I submit to God actually, but go off with your shitty strawman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Religion used to be way easier to control people with than atheism, which can only be used for pretty narrow purposes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Religion used to be way easier to control people with
            You mean so people don't burn society down in hedonistic anarchy?

            >atheism, which can only be used for pretty narrow purposes.
            >pregnant men

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's every religion.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hurrdurr religion is for idiots who can't think for themselves
          You're very ignorant and probably hold some very moronic views if you actually believe this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not him but religion is fricking weird and I dont get it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's the beauty of it. Why would I risk everything for something as mundane as anything else? I wanna lay down my life for something extraordinary.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dabbing on p*pists is righteous.

          I converted to Catholicism as an adult, you people have no idea what you're talking about.
          I can think for myself, it's why I chose Catholicism for myself.
          Because it's true. Because it's good and holy. And because I'm a Christian who wants to be as close to Christ as possible, and there's no closer place to be to Him than within the Catholic Church - I'm certain of it, and I'm certain God has revealed to me the truth and the authenticity of the Catholic faith and wants me to proclaim it to others.

          Look all the crap people choose to believe in, the world is full of bad and misleading ideas and ideologies and only God has the real, full, unadulterated truth and He makes it accessible to all who are willing to seek, follow, and believe in Him.

          God bless the Catholic Church. I hope you all come to repent, believe in the Gospel, and become my brothers in the body of Christ in His Church. God bless and have a happy Easter.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Catholicism is true because... IT JUST IS OK???

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's true because it's of God, and God is Truth. QRD!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have anything specific to say as an adult convert? Usually I see people go to the same church they went to as kids.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What specifically do you want to know? I appreciate you asking in good faith.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, those who are of the truth are the ones who hear Christ's voice - one does not merely become "of the truth" hearing Christ's voice, otherwise everyone who simply read the Bible would be a Christian - rather Christ chooses us to hear His voice and believe in Him.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Question... do you think the list of popes from Peter aka Kefa is legit? I know a lot of Catholics in the scholarly sections aren't like Protestant fundamentalists and see it more as fallable myth with grains of historical record. Kinda like how most Vatican scientists don't view the cosmos or Earth as young earth creationists

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >do you think the list of popes from Peter aka Kefa is legit?
                Yes.

                Anon I posted bris as evidence for israeli pedos but all I get is angry Christians posting r/atheism in response.
                [...]
                What is faith to you? It's odd seeing an adult believe in religious texts that is outside of their culture (assuming you were Protestant or just generally not a Catholic before hand).
                [...]
                Reminds me of a math teacher bring latkes and dreidels for holidays. Hope she's doing okay.

                Faith is trust or confidence in someone/something. Faith in God is to trust in the truth and reality of God, Jesus said to Peter that flesh and blood did not reveal this to him, but His Father in heaven. I believe in something greater than mankind itself.

                Jesus said, "blessed are those who have not seen, and yet believe" for a reason.
                >It's odd seeing an adult believe in religious texts that is outside of their culture
                It's really not that odd. You have to remember that converts are a thing. People want to believe in and belong to things bigger than themselves. My desire for God does not start and stop with what's around me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Romans 8:24. How can you hope for something you can see?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oof as a Roman Catholic that's pretty cringe
            also the Catholic Church can lie to you a group of people is not the definitive word of our Lord merely interpreters and even priests can conflict in their teachings
            just listen to the words of the bible do your research and use the free will God gifted to you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t. lukewarm

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you were a real Catholic, you'd know that Sacred Scripture, Sacred Tradition, and the Magisterium, not just scripture alone, go hand in hand in revealing the Word of God to us.
              You are a wolf in sheep's clothing if you turn your back on the church you claim to be a part of.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In fact, scripture even says:
                >So then, brethren, stand firm and hold to the traditions which you were taught by us, either by word of mouth or by letter.
                -2 Thessalonians 2:15

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And Paul even says the Church is "the pillar and ground of the truth". Yes, people within the Church can lie, but the Church itself is founded in truth and upholds the truth.
                So phooey on your "the Catholic Church can lie to you" canard.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >just listen to the words of the bible do your research and use the free will God gifted to you
              Anon... you're Protestant

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I believe in a Catholic church in its literal sense. I pray for the entirety of the Body of Christ every day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BASED convert Anon, I'm glad you joined us. Welcome to the club. Rome will prevail in the end. The Gates of the Netherworld shall not prevail against it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Rome Rome Rome
              What about Jesus? Never hear Catholics talk about what Jesus does in their lives, only how great their "church" is and how right they are.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We literally eat and drink Christ every Sunday.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And the fact that you're proud of believing that lie is why you are so lost

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey lay off the guy. My wife's been screaming about Jesus for the last half hour, or so the neighbor says.
                I ask her, "Honey, you're as dynamic as a frozen cod. Why don't you tell me when you orgasm."
                She says she would, but I'm never there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I've never heard a Catholic thank the Holy Spirit for guidance but Calvinists don't stop praising Him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thank the Holy Spirit for guidance all the time, your bait is bad and you should feel bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Never hear Catholics talk about what Jesus does in their lives
                You clearly don't listen to many Catholics. You reveal your ignorance.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I got buzzed on communion wine at mass, now I think Jesus lives inside the magic cracker that I worship
            Enjoy your brainwashing. Get off Cinemaphile if you're such a saint.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is the wilderness and many preach into it to spread the Good News so that others may be saved. I have decided to start my ministry here before moving on.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proselytizing on the internet
                I'm here to talk about cartoons.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I converted to Catholicism as an adult because Warhammer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based anon, many protties seething from within their McChapels

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're describing Democratd fr fr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean? they did it, they even make fun of it all the time and are pretty proud of it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is happening this is a comic and cartoons board right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is yet ANOTHER political cartoon thread

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My cute israelite wife

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's still a child anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She had her bat mitzvah, she's a woman now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's israeli, the Rabbi has already declared that all children over the age of three are fair game (real)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for abuse.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An episode where Andrea pesters Libby into going to see the Passion of the Christ like cartman does to Kyle in that one episode of SouthPark.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like there’s some israeli guy running a one-man ethnic PR campaign on Cinemaphile. Kinda odd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here. But there's me and one Sephardic guy who did things on Cinemaphile, and this is my first post in this thread. Most of the time, I'm busy working, writing Groucho crap for the next co humor thread, or just pining for the fjords.

      >Cinemaphile resident israelite

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how sephardics fight the hurtful stereotype that israelites are relatable and funny.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A sephard and an old yiddishe ashki walk into a cigar store. The yiddishe buys a box of el-producto and the sephard buys one fake cohiba. The sephard checks out, looks at Sanje the cashier and says "you look like my cousin." The yiddishe looks at the ash tray...
          Either way, both spent $50. Fun was had by all. Good night, Irene.

          >crj

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >amazing first season
    >okish second season
    >cancelled before third season
    >third season scripts leaks and they were awful

    I guess sometimes it is ok to end things.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 was only "ok". Season 2 felt like a waste of time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the one where Ollie becomes the Chairman and it's literally just Hazbin Hotel, they had no idea what they were doing. And then Saving Purim was a whole other level of self-parody.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to see the episode with Libby trying to write her book while Molly bothered her.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks again mods and jannies for keeping this board on topic about comics and cartoons. Really appreciate all your hard unpaid work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an Easter thread on Easter. Nothing off-topic about discussing Easter.

      this maundy thursday an entity visited me its a creature 6feet tall in all white covering it entire body with wings. I am very afraid.

      This is, though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, I forgot Cinemaphile was the
        >Comics & Cartoons except if it's a religious holiday in which case arguments about theology without any reference to comics or cartoons at all are fine
        board, my mistake. Frick off.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a long title, few people bother to read the whole thing out anymore.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    age her up

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this maundy thursday an entity visited me its a creature 6feet tall in all white covering it entire body with wings. I am very afraid.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made for converting to Christianity

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 was only ok. Season 2 was just more of the same and it's boring.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad we never saw Molly and Scratch frick while Ollie jacked off in the corner.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TGAMM S2 was the sponge that sucked up all the shit writers in Disney TVA so Moon Girl Season 2 could be kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is moongirl actually good though?
      Finished Molly McGee and tried big city greens but the former ain't doing it for me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Give the first three episodes a shot, if you don't like it the show is not for you. Personally, I like it because it uses obscure Marvel characters instead of falling back on MCU wank

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I appreciate the lack of MCU wank (that's what scared me away from the show the longest), but it has an identity crisis. It skirts the edge of being an action show, but tries to fit in with all the sitcom musicals by sanding down what should be good fight sequences.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It skirts the edge of being an action show, but tries to fit in with all the sitcom musicals by sanding down what should be good fight sequences.
            This is true. However the scenes would fall apart quickly and badly if the OST wasn't as good as it is. Most of those songs make Molly's musical stuff sound cheesy as frick.

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