>but-but the mainstream critics gave it 77%?! >the audience must not know what the movie is about... >in completely unrelated news Top Gun: Maverick is still vastly overperforming
WE DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!
Is this any good? Directed by the same guy who did Maverick and it just came out on Netflix. It has Jussie Smollett's sister in it though. (I found out by looking at her Early Life just not that Jussie is actually half israeli). kek
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Watched it two days ago. The premise is good enough, but it doesn't manage to deliver properly at the end and kind of just ends. Could have been a better movie.
My local place has moved Top Gun down to a few showings a day and they are all selling out. Lightyear has so many showings and each one is getting like 5 tickets sold prior to show-time, can't say how many people are showing up at the time obviously, but that's still hilarious. Nobody cares about this film.
To be fair, I don’t know what the frick Lightyear is about either. I saw the trailer and can’t remember a thing about it. If I had a kid, I would have no reason to bring him to this movie unless they were really specifically into space stuff or Buzz Lightyear in particular.
>Buzz and humans use a spaceship and get stranded on an alien world >Buzz has a black female friend who helps him try to use the ship to try and get help >Turns out the ship only flings you further into the future so he first goes 4 years and eventually 60 years >He returns to find everyone he knows is dead and the remaining humans are fighting against some robot army led by Zurg >Buzz teams up with the granddaughter of his black friend along with a guy from New Zealand and some old Hispanic woman >Blah blah blah turns out Zurg is a different Buzz from further in a future where he kept using the ship to find a way to undo everything and has figured it out >Buzz realizes this will "kill" the people of the time line he's in and defeats Zurg and explains how the people chose to stay after
That Disney/Pixar has been shit since like 2009? I accept that. Tangled was the last hood Disney movie and Pixar ended with Wall E
2 years ago
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last good pixar movie was Up which came out in 2009
Basically everything in the US, literally every aspect of life, went to shit around late 2006-2009
2 years ago
Anonymous
Up kind of sucked. They had the first 15 minutes which everybody jerks off over and then everybody conveniently forgets the rest about some old guy and talking dogs and a bird or some crap
2 years ago
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why are all these starter packs always just full of consoomer shit?
Is that all modern humans have to relate to each other with? Products that were marketed to them in X or Y year?
Fricking sad.
2 years ago
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What else are you supposed to use that's representative in a way that's broadly attributable?
2 years ago
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I dunno, maybe certain sayings or activities.
2 years ago
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It's not a starter pack, the pic depicts things that came out in 2007 or were first hinted in that year and turned out to be shit, mainly related to nerd culture and such, implying that year was the beginning of the end.
>audiences have no idea what this movie about the most beloved character’s origin story
Yeah, that can that happen for a movie that looks like it was scrapped together to squeeze out some nostalgia bucks.
>audiences have no idea what this movie about the most beloved character’s origin story in a 4-film franchise is about
This is 100% certified cope
they're just saying "the plot and premise of the movie sucks and people are not interested" in a professional way. and theyre right. the premise is dogshit
>2017: "'Go woke, go broke?' lmao everyone will watch our trash anyway, you anti-SJWs are just coping" >2019: "Haha anti-SJWs? I thought those died out in 2015... haha" >2022: "D-disney corporation hasn't gone bankrupt yet!! You didn't win! You didnt' win!!!"
Lol
The part where they learn big corporations don't actually support them in any meaningful way and neoliberal politicians never actually cared about their issues beyond symbolic gestures to get their vote.
>making fun of corporate media for fronting identitarian ideology is the same thing as believing they do it in a meaningful way
Cope moron. Corporatism is across the spectrum but panders in the form of neoliberalism.
2 years ago
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Neoliberalism isnt real, moron.
2 years ago
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>Neoliberalism isnt real
It's a nebulous amalgamation of corporatism and liberalism by way of identitarianism. Saying it isn't "real" is moronic.
2 years ago
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Neoliberalism is studied intensively by political scientists in multiple sub fields.
t. Associate professor at a state university
2 years ago
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If by studied you mean endorsed and promoted by then yes
Wrong. gays are rubbing it in your face correlating corporates pandering with progress.
The term rainbow-washing isn’t even about the obvious fake pandering, it’s about corporations not using their profits from lgbt pandering for LGBT causes.
But the inverse isn't true either. It's not like they secretly support white nationalism. Corporations are soulless entities that get their marching orders from the most powerful israeli billionaires and NGOs that structure their diversity, inclusivity, and equity. If Nazis were in charge they would enthusiastically support us. But whether they are true believers or not doesn't make a difference because they're still engaged in an operation to dismantle white civilization.
They know that, they just use the societal standing granted by the corporate oligarchy to torment regular people. They are just eunuchs this phenomena isnt new. Eunuchs knew they weren’t actually liked but it didn’t matter
>down almost 46% in one year
What are you talking about? (inb4 ALL DA STOCKS ARE DOWN THO). Not almost 50% in steady losses over the course of the last year, moron.
Good thing you have a time machine so you can invest in the stock 5 years ago making it somehow relevant to this conversation. Oh wait--you'd still be down 10% you absolute fricking moron.
They've been raising their prices and gouging shit like fast passes over the past year or two, so it's pretty obvious things are nosediving over there if they have to jack up the bottom line
Very difficult for a mega corporation to go broke when they own so many subsidiaries as you just demonstrated with that image.
I don't believe any private entity should be able to control so much which is something I have in common with socialists. Normally lefties are on board with stuff like this too, unless the mega corp is woke in which case they go full corpo shill mode. That's one of the main reasons I don't view myself as a lefty anymore.
>Very difficult for a mega corporation to go broke when they own so many subsidiaries as you just demonstrated with that image.
This post proves "lefties" are complete morons and should never have a hand in the stock market.
The economic system as it currently works should be reformed so that economic power can't be so concentrated in the hands of an unaccountable mega corp like Disney or more importantly Blackrock and Vanguard. Sorry not sorry if that would make your portfolio tank bud. Maybe you should have sold back in November.
You don't even know what a mega-corporation looks like, moron. You don't know the difference between banking conglomerates and corporations. You're stupid. Don't talk about the economy until you read more than ideology about muh feels, moron.
>Normally lefties are on board with stuff like this too, unless the mega corp is woke in which case they go full corpo shill mode
Let me guess, you're an American who thinks 'leftie' and 'liberal' are synonyms?
Even reddit is trashing this movie. How bad do you have to be where fricking reddit shits on your woke movie. To be fair though they dance around the real issues with why nobody saw it and blame oh toy story fatigue
Faulty logic from 2015. It’s not about making a profit right now. It’s about controlling a monopoly and suddenly changing cultures, expectations, and norms so that they can future generations fully accept.
>it's not about making money right now
moron. It's always about making money. This is why Biden has absolutely no hope of reelection (even if he weren't already a senile almost 80-year-old).
>It’s not about making a profit right now. It’s about controlling a monopoly and suddenly changing cultures, expectations, and norms so that they can future generations fully accept
That's moronic. It's always about money. And they're losing.
At this point the filthy rich have money that makes money.
They don’t need to make money off films, if such inhibit people from organising and taking their money back, it’s a smart move.
Can't go broke if you make a slightly less woke movie every once in a while that right wingers flock to and subsidize the woke propaganda that doesn't make as much money
>le trolling >le woke > what the frick ever you homosexuals want
i just watched a movie that didn't have any black people in it. it just came out this year
>lightyear director isn't israeli >star command cartoon of 1999-2000s was made by a israelite
with goys you lose
If they adapted the show into a movie they'd have to pay all the writers and creators extra. Corporations hate doing that so they like to re-create as much as possible. They own LIghtyear, why do they have to spend more on extra light years shit when they could just make up new characters?
The other problem is that they have to make sure the new material looks sufficiently different from the old one. Which is why it's gritty and realistic and stupid.
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m8 I get that and I know it's a shitty practice what with corpo libtard taking popular IP and Blackfying them to an unimaginable eldritch horror, but what's this have to do with that anon's claim that the creator of the Star Command cartoon are israeli?
>Jews and Muslims will die off like dinosaurs
I am literally shaking right now. I am very saddened by such a terrible antisemitism by a very prolific actor. I will never buy any Marvel or Disney products.
>SJW MOVIES AND TV SHOWS THAT BOMBED
Watchman tv show
last 2 star wars movies (solo and skywalker)
Ghostbuster remake
Oceans 8
Charlie angels remake
Terminator dark lesbians
Men in Black: International
Wrinkle in Time
Doctor Who
Black Christmas(2019)
The terror: season 2
Sense8
Cloak and dagger
Birds of prey
Dark Phoenix
Batwoman
Star Trek Picard
Raya and the last dragon
Tomb raider 2018
Lovecraft Country
The Owl House
Black Widow
NO TIME TO BOND
Star Trek Discovery
NETFLIX BEBOP
DISNEY SIDE STORY
Powerpuff live action - before launching
Cruela
Halo
lightyear
SJW movies that sold well >THE LAST OF US II
Gilete lost 8 BILLION dolars
Netflix lost 40 BILLION dolars
>Get based be graced
Sonic The Hedgehog
Snyder Cut
Demon slayer
Angry BIRDS The movie.
300
RAMBO: LAST BLOOD
Sanic 2
TOP GUN 2 >jurassic world 3????
moderately faithful to the source material + no social justice commentary whatsoever + white male black female couple with an actually hot black female in the year 2022
That whole bullshit with the fat black lady could and should be cut off in future films. It's 2022. I don't want to see fat mammies overacting and being Black personish.
With sonic also yeah his wife is black but it's a complete sidenote there's no mention of it, no her b***hing about whites or anything, if you were blind and listened to the movie you'd never notice she was black, which is how it should be unlike 99% of today's movies were the black characters scream about how black they are every 5 fricking seconds
How has there not been a movement to cancel chris evans for disrespecting the culture and morality of the majority of the world? He’s quick to shit on Christians but let’s see him take on the one true prophet Mohammad blessed be his name
As a brown dyke myself, I legit wondered, was there a need for this character to be a POC lesbian??? Also why is she ugly. Couldn't they animate her to look like fricking Gabrielle Union or something.
>Also why is she ugly
All "diverse" characters are ugly, its part of the "inclusivity".
Games are filled to the brim with ugly Black folk, watch last the last E3 (i think from 2 years ago), literally all the trailers have a nappy haired Black person with butch face, not even exaggerating.
>As a brown dyke myself, I legit wondered, was there a need for this character to be a POC lesbian??? Also why is she ugly. Couldn't they animate her to look like fricking Gabrielle Union or something.
Characters in kid's shows often seem to get drawn to have roundness all over the place to denote an UwU soft cute side to the character. The more sharp angles on a character the more evil (or at least mature )they're meant to be.
Makes them look like ugly potato things or oddly fat.
If they made them look like actual people there would also be the problem it could turn off the fatties.
It is the order from above, from Walt Disney's trannie grandson who demands this nonsense, that is why you see these casts in Star Wars, MCU and the cartoons
>Also why is she ugly. Couldn't they animate her to look like fricking Gabrielle Union or something.
They believe all traditions including beauty are social constructions made by white men to oppress everyone. Thus they need to reinvent beauty standards by making ugly characters.
>Putting their money with their mouth is.
So their mouth is rapidly evaporating? I guess that makes sense in the context of the general decline of legacy media.
Asch test says 33% of people are moronic, gullible, easy to impress consumers. As a whole however no one wants degenerate filth in their media. Especially not in Children programming.
>Red: Countries where homosexuality can lead to imprisonment and, in some cases, a death sentence >[rainbow flag has red in it] >[with all the disease and mental illness they spread around they're accidentally telling the truth above all places homosexuality exists "freely"]
kek
This just makes me hate gays even more. They are in the most tolerating countries in the world and still b***h at the host populations for tolerating them
>ideologues produced within a corporate culture known for its output of propaganda over the past 100 years are the true voices of an independent cinema
Frick leftists are moronic.
The corporate suits ARE the ones that make movies nowadays. Everything is made by committee now. There is no artistic direction. There is just what generates the most revenue. They literally have their analytics people feeding them info on what sells. They decided to listen to social media addled employees instead of the numbers guys.
we live in a post-picard and post-ryan-johnson world now. Some people need to be fricking smacked when they reach for the steering wheel, and they don't know how to drive
one thing that hasnt changed is one moron reading another morons take and going mental about how that's somehow the consensus of the board. you're so fricking stupid
Iger specifically removed the scene knowing it would create a shitstorm. However Chapek took control and reversed Iger's "neutrality" regarding Florida's politics. DeSantis' don't say gay thing created pressure on Disney from social media and their own employees to do something, so Chapek basically started a war with Desantis and put the scene back in to frick with him. Desantis retaliated by removing Disney's self-governing status, but it's unlikely to go through as Disney world has $20 billion in debt and Desantis would get mauled for wasting that kind of money on a feud with Disney. Desantis himself only won by like 20-30,000 votes, and it will be a huge battle for him to get reelected in a few years given how much hes mobilized democrats against him
Holy cope. He has one of the highest approval ratings of any governor in the US and the only reason he won't be reelected is if he decides to run for president.
it's a meme being pushed by republicans who don't want to admit there won't be a GOP President again after 2024-2028 or so.
Hispanics have already turned places like New Mexico, Nevada, and Colorado into blue states when they used to be solid red. Texas/Florida are next.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Many Hispanic counties flipped from democrat to republicans in 2020. Not one flipped the other way around. Keep coping.
2 years ago
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>Spics love being called Latinxes, paying $6 a gallon for gas, double for food, and having their children groomed, and they certainly love persecuting Christians
Hispanics are some of the most hardcore religious, anti gay, pro gun people there are. You show up in a hispanic house with that woke shit and you'll get 15 different people beating your ass with their sandals
2 years ago
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> Hispanics are some of the most hardcore religious, anti gay, pro gun people there are
Yeah, but they love their gibs more. So they’ll vote for the D candidates to collect gibs and tell them to frick off whenever homosexual bullshit gets pushed on them. And they have minority armor so they can get away with it. Le Based Hispanics are pure Republican cope.
2 years ago
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>Collect gibs >Ignore gun laws >Shoot Black folk during riots and get a media blanket
Ngl am jealous.
2 years ago
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LK would get fricking destroyed by chicago Black folk.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't confuse Hispanics with Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans are the Black folk of Latin America.
No, Hispanics are an ethnocultural group created by the guys in the right colonizing the lands of the girl on the left. Which meant that anyone from Spaniards living there, Amerindians converting to their ways, immigrants and slaves from all other the world and everyone who mixed in Latin-America to varying degrees "became" Hispanic-Americans.
In that drawing you have an Amerindian with a Caucasian dude.
it's a meme being pushed by republicans who don't want to admit there won't be a GOP President again after 2024-2028 or so.
Hispanics have already turned places like New Mexico, Nevada, and Colorado into blue states when they used to be solid red. Texas/Florida are next.
>Hispanics have already turned places like New Mexico, Nevada, and Colorado into blue states when they used to be solid red.
homie that’s white Californians. It hispanic votes keeping those states red. Just like it only white people pushing troony and lgbt nonsense world wide. >Texas/Florida are next.
You dumb frick. It was Hispanics that gave trump a landslide and kept Texas red. co/umblr upset Hispanics aren’t pet Black folk that blindly vote because of race.
2 years ago
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>it only white people pushing troony and lgbt nonsense world wide
Specifically white liberal college educated women. Somehow they've gotten control of ideological anchors of the US and therefore the world.
2 years ago
Anonymous
go woke go broke
Cope.
This is why Cinemaphile laughs at you cry more /misc/ waaaaaaaahhhh!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile is too busy watching all their cartoons and comics get woked to death. They're too busy drying their own tears to laugh at anyone.
2 years ago
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>a bunch of homosexuals and libtards went on and on making Lightyear threads about how it already destroyed the chuds >CNN article about Lightyear bombing >mentions chud movie still doing well as a non sequitur (i.e. like pottery) >NOOOO!!!! Cinemaphile is laughing at you!
HAHAHAHA
2 years ago
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>"oh no, trannies and women laugh at us on the cartoon board!"
Cinemaphile gets ass blasted on the daily by /misc/, gtfo newbie. leftoids think they own boards, they don't, you can delete /misc/ but you won't remove the /misc/ out of Cinemaphile
2 years ago
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>defending shitlords
2 years ago
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>letting "shitlords" live rent-free by constantly bringing in /misc/ as a slur whenever you're losing an argument
2 years ago
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>Burger flippers laugh at edgy mutts
Oh no!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile is just tumblr refugees, the board is overrun with moronic Disney shit because everything else gets drowned out by the trannies
2 years ago
Iceman
/co/umblr has been fricking trash since 2012.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kinda like capeshit and Cinemaphile huh
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick up, Cinemaphilemblr is a meme that anyone who gets offended about “Black person” not being a top jej post claims.
It’s shit for many reasons, mainly because cartoongays, but tumblr is not one of them.
gay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Cinemaphile >/pol/
Uhhhh we're on Cinemaphile anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Just like it only white people pushing troony and lgbt nonsense
Blacks hate gays but libtards are lucky they're dumb enough to not notice they're being herded under the same tent.
2 years ago
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They also love sucker punching random elderly Asians, but #STOPASIANHATE, Whitey!!!
2 years ago
Anonymous
They've hated Asians for a really long time. Comes from the Korean propensity to purchase and run convenience stores. Blacks are jealous that they run a business and the fact most of them have probably been run out of a store by a Korean for shoplifting. It's even a fricking trope in all their ""thoughtful"" hoodrat movies.
Latinos in Florida are mostly Cubans and Venezuelans that scaped from communist shitholes and now you have the c**t of AOC talking about socialism in America obviously they will turn on you
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I've never met a Latino who thinks the term "Latinx" is anything other than completely moronic.
Desantis isn’t perfect by any stretch but being the only governor vocally opposing all the federal overreach from COVID counts for a lot. Not to mention how much faster working families were able to get back to normal in Florida vs other states with schools reopening. It literally just took an ounce of common sense for him to stand out in a positive way.
>voting against their interests.
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE VOTING AGAINST YOUR INTERESTS!!!
I love how libtards' last bastion of cope is indignant condescension to voters.
. Also, levels of education are shown in the poll. Gee, can you be a smart boy and figure out why the lowest approval ratings track those that only attended high school AND black voters??
Yeah.. latinos are polling very far right now that they figured out progressives want to choose the gender of their children and then rape then. >it will be a battle
Bigdoubts.jpg
>latinos are polling very far right now that they figured out progressives want to choose the gender of their children and then rape then.
/misc/ is this dumb
[...] >Hispanics have already turned places like New Mexico, Nevada, and Colorado into blue states when they used to be solid red.
homie that’s white Californians. It hispanic votes keeping those states red. Just like it only white people pushing troony and lgbt nonsense world wide. >Texas/Florida are next.
You dumb frick. It was Hispanics that gave trump a landslide and kept Texas red. co/umblr upset Hispanics aren’t pet Black folk that blindly vote because of race.
Latinos are that vote republicans are uncle toms traitors and voting against their interests.
My dad was born in 1940. He said he could reconcile it any other way. Two men kissing for him is is like watching a two men hovel shit into their mouth willingly. It was never something he could get behind.
Don't these same kind of woke libs say it isn't censorship because "muh private company" or whatever excuse? Who knew they were complete hypocrites about that huh.
Btw i'm not a Republican or even an American because they always resort to "no u" when exposed. I hate hypocrisy no matter who does it.
Hi, sandBlack person here, just gave this a thought and why it's unofficially banned in most Muslim countries...
I seriously think the theater will burn down if some parent took their kid to watch a family friendly movie and saw some gay sexual shit in it >inb4 kissing isn't sexual
To Arabs, kissing on the lips is sexual you deviant prostitutes.
>saw trailer for this movie >says something about Andy watching a movie in 1995 that made him like Buzz Lightyear >”THIS is that movie”
So in 1995 there was a kids movie with black lesbians kissing in it? Yeah I don’t think so
Even dumber than that shit: >Zurg is Buzz from the future who kept going forward in time to learn how to stop the original accident that stranded everyone on that planet >He's defeated and killed at the end >Buzz no longer has an arch nemesis
It's like these people don't understand that Buzz was created a simple thing to sell toys with a cartoon show to go along with to market more toys to kids. It's as stupid as Gen-Xers today trying to make He-Man "super cereal" despite it being nothing more than a 30 min ad for toys reusing the same 5 animations over and over. You can't make a franchise of toys if you have the hero defeat and kill the arch nemesis in their first encounter. This movie was nothing more than some shitty sci-fi story someone on the staff had and they just shoe-horned the Buzz Lightyear stuff into it.
Even dumber than that shit: >Zurg is Buzz from the future who kept going forward in time to learn how to stop the original accident that stranded everyone on that planet >He's defeated and killed at the end >Buzz no longer has an arch nemesis
It's like these people don't understand that Buzz was created a simple thing to sell toys with a cartoon show to go along with to market more toys to kids. It's as stupid as Gen-Xers today trying to make He-Man "super cereal" despite it being nothing more than a 30 min ad for toys reusing the same 5 animations over and over. You can't make a franchise of toys if you have the hero defeat and kill the arch nemesis in their first encounter. This movie was nothing more than some shitty sci-fi story someone on the staff had and they just shoe-horned the Buzz Lightyear stuff into it.
>Zurg is Buzz from the future who kept going forward in time to learn how to stop the original accident that stranded everyone on that planet
In Toy Story 2 they clearly establish that Zurg is Buzz Lightyear's father. Is this like the Star Wars sequels, where the people making it have never seen the original movies?
>In Toy Story 2 they clearly establish that Zurg is Buzz Lightyear's father.
That Buzz Lightyear lore no longer counts. THIS is the REAL Buzz Lightyear.
Probably because it doesn't look interesting. Boring colours and setting for a character who's supposed to be going on wild adventures across space. Oh and they ruined his arch nemesis, Zurg, by making it evil Buzz from the future who he defeats in their first encounter which just killed the entire point of the franchise. Imagine if Luke killed Vader in first Star Wars. There goes your iconic bad guy now. Ironic too as they made their relationship exactly like that of Luke and Vader where in the Toy Story2 Zurg claims to be Buzz's father.
This girl and the lesbian kiss stuff isn't even a big deal. The bland color pallete and how generic/soulless the whole movie looks is the real offender.
Having actually seen the movie, the dykes are barely in it and Izzy and her friends spend most of the movie fricking up and needing to bailed out by Buzz. It's not really woke. It's boring as sin but it isn't woke
>However, after a four-minute test, he finds that four years have passed on T'Kani Prime, due to the effects of time dilation from having traveled at relativistic speeds. Buzz is introduced to Sox, a robotic feline, and continues testing the hyperspace fuel. With every test, four more years pass on T'Kani Prime, until eventually over 62 years have passed. During this time, the colony develops while Alisha raises a family with her wife Kiko, subsequently dying of old age.
If they're marooned on a random planet how did the dyke manage to breed?
>how did the dyke manage to breed?
Artificial insemination, artificial womb, adoption, fake child i.e. robot/cyborg (sci-fi equivalent of cat lady). If we being real, then it's obviously an adoption, since gay and pedophilia goes hand in hand.
If they’re marooned on a planet with limited resources, how did he get a dumb robot cat as a gift?
Would Andy have purchased a Buzz Lightyear toy after watching THIS film!
I knew this flick was going to suck when they DIDN'T remove the dyke kiss for foreign markets
Normally it's done for massive movies where the money from them wouldn't really matter but they do it anyway to squeeze as many shekels as possible, the fact that they didn't showed that they knew this was going to be a flop and wouldn't be worth the effort of releasing there
older movies had less defined characters that people could project themselves on to.
how often was sexuality stated outright?
would the lesbians have loved Zena warror princess as much if she was advertised with her pronouns and preferences?
would Solo been better recieved without all that lando pansexual bullshit?
Normies dont want to think about that shit and anyone else wants to pretend.
But we cant pretend anymore, disney films are no longer imagination fuel, they are overtly lessons in how to think
They will eventually cave to their more conservative audiences.
Unfortunately they will never apologize for the damage they have done to society for promoting this degeneracy
> hey you wanna watch gritty reboot of a fictional cartoon from a cartoon movie about toys from decades ago?
It's not dykes, it's franchise inbreeding gone full Hagsburg. Never go full Hagsburg.
>manchildren being mad over a children's movie about toys
Looks like chuds laughing about corporate hubris and a bunch of libtards are seething about it to me. Cope.
>leftist film critics jerk off the toy story franchise for almost 30 years as a masterwork of animation >dismiss criticism of Lightyear as “lol it’s just a movie about toys”
If the movie was a hit among kids, sure. But it's a bit of a dud and no one seems to care. Disney has rented out cinemas for it anyways though because they have that kind of muscle.
Larry Fink deposited $10bn to Disney's account for making this movie. You don't need public money to survive as a business anymore. Just put tons of gays and inter-racial couples on everything and Mr Fink has you covered.
No man wants unobtainable women in their fantasy. Buzz Lightyear is for boys and everyone knows it. Not giving boys eye-candy is a fricking no-no. I sincerely hope the c**t running and any women in a high position of power get dumped unceremoniously.
>Just how bad it did in the box office?
It be bombin homie. (85 million against a 200 million production budget that doesn't count marketing expenses).
Kinda funny when the international market is what has been keeping disney afloat. Did their execs change reigns? Disney was appealing and became the strongarm for China for about several years now. What did they think would happen if they bit the hand that fed them
It's more than that single second. It's the articles that shilled the kiss. It's the celebrities defending it as if it's this generation's Rosa Parks. It's the boring trailers, and the even more boring movie. It's the dumb plot twist and the presumption that something worthwhile was made in spite of the world rejecting it.
See, the thing the racists in Hollywood don’t get, is I may be brown but Africans are a different matter altogether.
Never once did they face the challenge of migration, never once did they dominate their environment to the point the megafauna could not compete.
Give me representation, I guess maybe, but not fricking Black folk.
go woke go broke
2017 is over. you dont have to outraged by kid movies anymore
Cope.
>but-but the mainstream critics gave it 77%?!
>the audience must not know what the movie is about...
>in completely unrelated news Top Gun: Maverick is still vastly overperforming
WE DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!
I'm so happy their trash is failing!
Is this any good? Directed by the same guy who did Maverick and it just came out on Netflix. It has Jussie Smollett's sister in it though. (I found out by looking at her Early Life just not that Jussie is actually half israeli). kek
Watched it two days ago. The premise is good enough, but it doesn't manage to deliver properly at the end and kind of just ends. Could have been a better movie.
My local place has moved Top Gun down to a few showings a day and they are all selling out. Lightyear has so many showings and each one is getting like 5 tickets sold prior to show-time, can't say how many people are showing up at the time obviously, but that's still hilarious. Nobody cares about this film.
The Mouse fears Cruise Control.
To be fair, I don’t know what the frick Lightyear is about either. I saw the trailer and can’t remember a thing about it. If I had a kid, I would have no reason to bring him to this movie unless they were really specifically into space stuff or Buzz Lightyear in particular.
That would mean something if the article didn't point out the fact it has no family friendly competition.
Imagine if Buzz fought against Zog instead of Zurg?
nobody but incels and shitskins would care.
>Buzz and humans use a spaceship and get stranded on an alien world
>Buzz has a black female friend who helps him try to use the ship to try and get help
>Turns out the ship only flings you further into the future so he first goes 4 years and eventually 60 years
>He returns to find everyone he knows is dead and the remaining humans are fighting against some robot army led by Zurg
>Buzz teams up with the granddaughter of his black friend along with a guy from New Zealand and some old Hispanic woman
>Blah blah blah turns out Zurg is a different Buzz from further in a future where he kept using the ship to find a way to undo everything and has figured it out
>Buzz realizes this will "kill" the people of the time line he's in and defeats Zurg and explains how the people chose to stay after
It's stupid as frick.
>one white person in movie
>they had to make an old evil racist boomer version of him that shuns "the new buzz"
God it's so fricking pozzed.
This doesn't at all sound like an 80s or 90s movie that would spawn a massive toy franchise on the level of TMNT/Transformers/Power Rangers/etc.
>To be fair, I don’t know what the frick Lightyear is about either
by the marketing this shit had
its about homosexuals kissing
where were you when Pixar officially became straight to video (or in this case disney+) garbage?
>it's just garbage anyway!
You're still bargaining but I can tell you may soon reach the acceptance phase.
That Disney/Pixar has been shit since like 2009? I accept that. Tangled was the last hood Disney movie and Pixar ended with Wall E
last good pixar movie was Up which came out in 2009
Basically everything in the US, literally every aspect of life, went to shit around late 2006-2009
Up kind of sucked. They had the first 15 minutes which everybody jerks off over and then everybody conveniently forgets the rest about some old guy and talking dogs and a bird or some crap
why are all these starter packs always just full of consoomer shit?
Is that all modern humans have to relate to each other with? Products that were marketed to them in X or Y year?
Fricking sad.
What else are you supposed to use that's representative in a way that's broadly attributable?
I dunno, maybe certain sayings or activities.
It's not a starter pack, the pic depicts things that came out in 2007 or were first hinted in that year and turned out to be shit, mainly related to nerd culture and such, implying that year was the beginning of the end.
here, the second they were bought out by disney years ago.
>audiences have no idea what this movie about the most beloved character’s origin story in a 4-film franchise is about
This is 100% certified cope
>audiences have no idea what this movie about the most beloved character’s origin story
Yeah, that can that happen for a movie that looks like it was scrapped together to squeeze out some nostalgia bucks.
most beloved character? you're tripping. there is no one universal pick. frick, i'd watch a rex movie over this or woody
>origin story
it's a fricking toy lmao
they're just saying "the plot and premise of the movie sucks and people are not interested" in a professional way. and theyre right. the premise is dogshit
> the premise is dogshit
Explain dr.strange and the Batman then
i don't think i will
Disney is dying!
>2017: "'Go woke, go broke?' lmao everyone will watch our trash anyway, you anti-SJWs are just coping"
>2019: "Haha anti-SJWs? I thought those died out in 2015... haha"
>2022: "D-disney corporation hasn't gone bankrupt yet!! You didn't win! You didnt' win!!!"
Lol
We're not even at the best part yet.
The part where they learn big corporations don't actually support them in any meaningful way and neoliberal politicians never actually cared about their issues beyond symbolic gestures to get their vote.
Right wing people are the only folks under the impression that corporate pandering means megacorps actually support liberal causes.
>making fun of corporate media for fronting identitarian ideology is the same thing as believing they do it in a meaningful way
Cope moron. Corporatism is across the spectrum but panders in the form of neoliberalism.
Neoliberalism isnt real, moron.
>Neoliberalism isnt real
It's a nebulous amalgamation of corporatism and liberalism by way of identitarianism. Saying it isn't "real" is moronic.
Neoliberalism is studied intensively by political scientists in multiple sub fields.
t. Associate professor at a state university
If by studied you mean endorsed and promoted by then yes
Wrong. gays are rubbing it in your face correlating corporates pandering with progress.
The term rainbow-washing isn’t even about the obvious fake pandering, it’s about corporations not using their profits from lgbt pandering for LGBT causes.
They do as a means to an end immigrants for example are not beloved but are useful for consolidating power in a ~~*modern democracy*~~
But the inverse isn't true either. It's not like they secretly support white nationalism. Corporations are soulless entities that get their marching orders from the most powerful israeli billionaires and NGOs that structure their diversity, inclusivity, and equity. If Nazis were in charge they would enthusiastically support us. But whether they are true believers or not doesn't make a difference because they're still engaged in an operation to dismantle white civilization.
They know that, they just use the societal standing granted by the corporate oligarchy to torment regular people. They are just eunuchs this phenomena isnt new. Eunuchs knew they weren’t actually liked but it didn’t matter
>anons laugh at failing woke thing
>troony: LOOK THEY'RE SO MAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
every time
>lol it's for kids why are you mad there's gay shit in it?
That's exactly why people are mad, smart guy
No one is mad, they're just not interested.
You don't need to constantly psychologically rape children to turn them into fricking gays like you are.
2014 is over, you can stop being a social justice warrior and join in on the fun.
>go woke go broke
Then why doesn't Disney ever go broke?
israeli mafia black money
>down almost 46% in one year
What are you talking about? (inb4 ALL DA STOCKS ARE DOWN THO). Not almost 50% in steady losses over the course of the last year, moron.
I don't even have to look it up to know that it'd be a different story if you clicked 5Y
Good thing you have a time machine so you can invest in the stock 5 years ago making it somehow relevant to this conversation. Oh wait--you'd still be down 10% you absolute fricking moron.
buy low, sell high
>buy low, sell high
Why do you act like all 3 Disney wars movies + IW and End Game combined create revenue equal to the theme parks which got fricked by Covid.
Like look it the frick up how much the parks did in 2019
Luckily they've got the Starcruiser Hotel and Storyliving to offset their losses
>lost 50% of total value
Cope.
Yes exactly the company will live and die by the parks and the movies will only ever have marginal effect on its earnings.
They've been raising their prices and gouging shit like fast passes over the past year or two, so it's pretty obvious things are nosediving over there if they have to jack up the bottom line
It's easy to forget that Disney makes most of their money from the parks and cruises. The movies are just IP farms at this point
It's insane how expensive Disney World is, and it's not that great.
>(inb4 ALL DA STOCKS ARE DOWN THO)
Not even a media company, moron. Try again.
if anyone is wondering before they look at this shit, almost none of it applies to Cinemaphile
Both ears and most of the face are different television companies and film IPs.
Can't go broke when you get bailed out by a literal trillionaire every time you put stuff he likes in your content
They're hoping Fink bails them out.
I prefer the OG Disney business model myself
Blackrock and Vanguard are there
Wtf does Disney wanna do with Gopro???
Very difficult for a mega corporation to go broke when they own so many subsidiaries as you just demonstrated with that image.
I don't believe any private entity should be able to control so much which is something I have in common with socialists. Normally lefties are on board with stuff like this too, unless the mega corp is woke in which case they go full corpo shill mode. That's one of the main reasons I don't view myself as a lefty anymore.
>Very difficult for a mega corporation to go broke when they own so many subsidiaries as you just demonstrated with that image.
This post proves "lefties" are complete morons and should never have a hand in the stock market.
The economic system as it currently works should be reformed so that economic power can't be so concentrated in the hands of an unaccountable mega corp like Disney or more importantly Blackrock and Vanguard. Sorry not sorry if that would make your portfolio tank bud. Maybe you should have sold back in November.
You don't even know what a mega-corporation looks like, moron. You don't know the difference between banking conglomerates and corporations. You're stupid. Don't talk about the economy until you read more than ideology about muh feels, moron.
>Normally lefties are on board with stuff like this too, unless the mega corp is woke in which case they go full corpo shill mode
Let me guess, you're an American who thinks 'leftie' and 'liberal' are synonyms?
blackrock funding
They made way too much money before going full moronic/political. That's why. Past success is carrying Disney.
It’s “get woke, go broke”, not “go woke, go broke” you stupid mongrel
Same difference. Cope troony.
Nobody cares troony
That's not even how it works.
Even reddit is trashing this movie. How bad do you have to be where fricking reddit shits on your woke movie. To be fair though they dance around the real issues with why nobody saw it and blame oh toy story fatigue
Faulty logic from 2015. It’s not about making a profit right now. It’s about controlling a monopoly and suddenly changing cultures, expectations, and norms so that they can future generations fully accept.
>it's not about making money right now
moron. It's always about making money. This is why Biden has absolutely no hope of reelection (even if he weren't already a senile almost 80-year-old).
>It’s not about making a profit right now. It’s about controlling a monopoly and suddenly changing cultures, expectations, and norms so that they can future generations fully accept
That's moronic. It's always about money. And they're losing.
At this point the filthy rich have money that makes money.
They don’t need to make money off films, if such inhibit people from organising and taking their money back, it’s a smart move.
Can't go broke if you make a slightly less woke movie every once in a while that right wingers flock to and subsidize the woke propaganda that doesn't make as much money
>a slightly less woke movie every once in a while that right wingers flock to
Such as?
fobp
It doesnt seem like the corps are going broke fast enough
>le trolling
>le woke
> what the frick ever you homosexuals want
i just watched a movie that didn't have any black people in it. it just came out this year
Wow, one whole movie? That settles it then.
A world where I don't have to be reminded Black folk have made it into space
I'd like this too.
israelites always overplay their hand. Always.
>lightyear director isn't israeli
>star command cartoon of 1999-2000s was made by a israelite
with goys you lose
But israelites are the ones pushing all the woke stuff
>>star command cartoon of 1999-2000s was made by a israelite
Uwotm8? Both creators of Star Command aren't israelites
If they adapted the show into a movie they'd have to pay all the writers and creators extra. Corporations hate doing that so they like to re-create as much as possible. They own LIghtyear, why do they have to spend more on extra light years shit when they could just make up new characters?
The other problem is that they have to make sure the new material looks sufficiently different from the old one. Which is why it's gritty and realistic and stupid.
m8 I get that and I know it's a shitty practice what with corpo libtard taking popular IP and Blackfying them to an unimaginable eldritch horror, but what's this have to do with that anon's claim that the creator of the Star Command cartoon are israeli?
What about a world where they are all in space?
northman
There is only one: The Northman
I didn't know they made grape-flavored Tang.
Ironic...
lol I lost respect for Chris Evans with the whole "sorry guys I didn't know my penor was visibile in my camera roll that one time ;)"
>Jews and Muslims will die off like dinosaurs
I am literally shaking right now. I am very saddened by such a terrible antisemitism by a very prolific actor. I will never buy any Marvel or Disney products.
Fricking glorious.
I hope this image gets spam tweeted at him daily.
>my pozzed movie is better than your pozzed movie
ok but where is the amogus?
pottery
pottery
fricking perfect
>SJW MOVIES AND TV SHOWS THAT BOMBED
Watchman tv show
last 2 star wars movies (solo and skywalker)
Ghostbuster remake
Oceans 8
Charlie angels remake
Terminator dark lesbians
Men in Black: International
Wrinkle in Time
Doctor Who
Black Christmas(2019)
The terror: season 2
Sense8
Cloak and dagger
Birds of prey
Dark Phoenix
Batwoman
Star Trek Picard
Raya and the last dragon
Tomb raider 2018
Lovecraft Country
The Owl House
Black Widow
NO TIME TO BOND
Star Trek Discovery
NETFLIX BEBOP
DISNEY SIDE STORY
Powerpuff live action - before launching
Cruela
Halo
lightyear
SJW movies that sold well
>THE LAST OF US II
Gilete lost 8 BILLION dolars
Netflix lost 40 BILLION dolars
>Get based be graced
Sonic The Hedgehog
Snyder Cut
Demon slayer
Angry BIRDS The movie.
300
RAMBO: LAST BLOOD
Sanic 2
TOP GUN 2
>jurassic world 3????
what a strange list you've concocted
i just got tired of anti consumer behavior and i noticed that almost all series that have that sell like shit
>nigresse
>based
looool
qrd on sonic 2?
turns out that if you make a product that panders towards your fanbase they will like it and give you money for it
its almost like poeple dont buy things they dont want huh
moderately faithful to the source material + no social justice commentary whatsoever + white male black female couple with an actually hot black female in the year 2022
That whole bullshit with the fat black lady could and should be cut off in future films. It's 2022. I don't want to see fat mammies overacting and being Black personish.
With sonic also yeah his wife is black but it's a complete sidenote there's no mention of it, no her b***hing about whites or anything, if you were blind and listened to the movie you'd never notice she was black, which is how it should be unlike 99% of today's movies were the black characters scream about how black they are every 5 fricking seconds
>if you were blind and listened to the movie you'd never notice she was black,
Yes, white washed black ladies are the best. I want to date or marry one.
That loudmouther sister of hers rants about white people though.
they actually did a very good job of adapting the plot of the sonic 2 genesis game.
>they actually did a very good job of adapting the plot of the sonic 2 genesis game.
It's sonic 2 + 3 since Knuckles is in there.
Surprisingly likable human supporting characters carry the second act so the film makers can save money for a ludicrously fun finale.
How has there not been a movement to cancel chris evans for disrespecting the culture and morality of the majority of the world? He’s quick to shit on Christians but let’s see him take on the one true prophet Mohammad blessed be his name
OH NO NO NO NO
It's almost like... ERRRR... People hate gay people being forced down their throats.
As a brown dyke myself, I legit wondered, was there a need for this character to be a POC lesbian??? Also why is she ugly. Couldn't they animate her to look like fricking Gabrielle Union or something.
The Real problem is that they neeed to stop: Stop Putting Gay In Children Programming! No one wants their kids exposed to that!
brutal lol
but i agree completely
Brown people aren't attractive and dykes are genuinely repulsive. Accurate representation in media.
>Also why is she ugly
All "diverse" characters are ugly, its part of the "inclusivity".
Games are filled to the brim with ugly Black folk, watch last the last E3 (i think from 2 years ago), literally all the trailers have a nappy haired Black person with butch face, not even exaggerating.
>As a brown dyke myself, I legit wondered, was there a need for this character to be a POC lesbian??? Also why is she ugly. Couldn't they animate her to look like fricking Gabrielle Union or something.
Characters in kid's shows often seem to get drawn to have roundness all over the place to denote an UwU soft cute side to the character. The more sharp angles on a character the more evil (or at least mature )they're meant to be.
Makes them look like ugly potato things or oddly fat.
If they made them look like actual people there would also be the problem it could turn off the fatties.
That sounds interesting. But anime doesn't seem to have this problem
for me its Vanessa Williams
It is the order from above, from Walt Disney's trannie grandson who demands this nonsense, that is why you see these casts in Star Wars, MCU and the cartoons
>as a brown dyke
Lmao lesbianism is nothing more than overdeveloped neurosis
>Also why is she ugly. Couldn't they animate her to look like fricking Gabrielle Union or something.
They believe all traditions including beauty are social constructions made by white men to oppress everyone. Thus they need to reinvent beauty standards by making ugly characters.
Why is that baboon wearing Blonde fake hair?
Because she's been brainwashed into accepting "european features as the epitome of beauty." I wonder if it's a wig or glued on.
ayo wipipo be da devil, dey do be like dat doe, as a brown dyke myself!
Pretty based of Pixar to thumb their noses at various world governments and release the movie they want.
Pretty based that they're down 200 million!
Putting their money with their mouth is. Do they have that expression in whatever authoritarian censorship shithole you live in?
>Putting their money with their mouth is.
So their mouth is rapidly evaporating? I guess that makes sense in the context of the general decline of legacy media.
Asch test says 33% of people are moronic, gullible, easy to impress consumers. As a whole however no one wants degenerate filth in their media. Especially not in Children programming.
>I'm not like the other girls, tee hee.
Yes you are, Flo.
She lived an incredibly rich life of service to other people and was generally excellent. Read a book Black person.
I think she was only too self aware of what she was. Would have made a wonderful wife!
I love their tears. Light year was Woke and then went Broke
>Putting their money with their mouth is.
Nobody has that saying, it is an esl saying maybe.
Made less than jurassic park which is a disaster with critics, OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE Black folk HEAD!
This literal exact same poster, one week ago:
>REEEEE BLACK WOKE WOMAN IN JURASSIC PARK I'M LOSING MY MIND!!!
MFW other countries are way more homophobic than the US, which is the only country that homosexual leftists REEEE about constantly.
>Red: Countries where homosexuality can lead to imprisonment and, in some cases, a death sentence
>[rainbow flag has red in it]
>[with all the disease and mental illness they spread around they're accidentally telling the truth above all places homosexuality exists "freely"]
kek
This just makes me hate gays even more. They are in the most tolerating countries in the world and still b***h at the host populations for tolerating them
>listen to your moronic employees instead of listening to the people who buy tickets
So now we openly advocate for corporate suits having the final say over the people actually making the movie. This place has changed.
>ideologues produced within a corporate culture known for its output of propaganda over the past 100 years are the true voices of an independent cinema
Frick leftists are moronic.
The corporate suits ARE the ones that make movies nowadays. Everything is made by committee now. There is no artistic direction. There is just what generates the most revenue. They literally have their analytics people feeding them info on what sells. They decided to listen to social media addled employees instead of the numbers guys.
But Lightyear is bombing.
Yeah the artistic direction of Buzz Lightyear: Monkey Pox on the space now with more pozz than ever
Anything anti-leftist I’m for, yeah.
You homosexuals have no power here
people that making the movie has gone too far. Time to get leashed and whipped.
>implying it was wrote by writers who wouldve made something good otherwise
we live in a post-picard and post-ryan-johnson world now. Some people need to be fricking smacked when they reach for the steering wheel, and they don't know how to drive
the chad ceo vs the virgin art school student
one thing that hasnt changed is one moron reading another morons take and going mental about how that's somehow the consensus of the board. you're so fricking stupid
It actually is a bit more complicated than that.
Iger specifically removed the scene knowing it would create a shitstorm. However Chapek took control and reversed Iger's "neutrality" regarding Florida's politics. DeSantis' don't say gay thing created pressure on Disney from social media and their own employees to do something, so Chapek basically started a war with Desantis and put the scene back in to frick with him. Desantis retaliated by removing Disney's self-governing status, but it's unlikely to go through as Disney world has $20 billion in debt and Desantis would get mauled for wasting that kind of money on a feud with Disney. Desantis himself only won by like 20-30,000 votes, and it will be a huge battle for him to get reelected in a few years given how much hes mobilized democrats against him
Holy cope. He has one of the highest approval ratings of any governor in the US and the only reason he won't be reelected is if he decides to run for president.
>his numbers are even higher now
I love living in Florida so much bros
n...n..noooooooooo
> Hispanics supporting gop
Wut
it's a meme being pushed by republicans who don't want to admit there won't be a GOP President again after 2024-2028 or so.
Hispanics have already turned places like New Mexico, Nevada, and Colorado into blue states when they used to be solid red. Texas/Florida are next.
Many Hispanic counties flipped from democrat to republicans in 2020. Not one flipped the other way around. Keep coping.
>Spics love being called Latinxes, paying $6 a gallon for gas, double for food, and having their children groomed, and they certainly love persecuting Christians
Hispanics are some of the most hardcore religious, anti gay, pro gun people there are. You show up in a hispanic house with that woke shit and you'll get 15 different people beating your ass with their sandals
> Hispanics are some of the most hardcore religious, anti gay, pro gun people there are
Yeah, but they love their gibs more. So they’ll vote for the D candidates to collect gibs and tell them to frick off whenever homosexual bullshit gets pushed on them. And they have minority armor so they can get away with it. Le Based Hispanics are pure Republican cope.
>Collect gibs
>Ignore gun laws
>Shoot Black folk during riots and get a media blanket
Ngl am jealous.
LK would get fricking destroyed by chicago Black folk.
Don't confuse Hispanics with Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans are the Black folk of Latin America.
Hispanic isn’t a race.
Yes.
No, Hispanics are an ethnocultural group created by the guys in the right colonizing the lands of the girl on the left. Which meant that anyone from Spaniards living there, Amerindians converting to their ways, immigrants and slaves from all other the world and everyone who mixed in Latin-America to varying degrees "became" Hispanic-Americans.
In that drawing you have an Amerindian with a Caucasian dude.
>Hispanics have already turned places like New Mexico, Nevada, and Colorado into blue states when they used to be solid red.
homie that’s white Californians. It hispanic votes keeping those states red. Just like it only white people pushing troony and lgbt nonsense world wide.
>Texas/Florida are next.
You dumb frick. It was Hispanics that gave trump a landslide and kept Texas red. co/umblr upset Hispanics aren’t pet Black folk that blindly vote because of race.
>it only white people pushing troony and lgbt nonsense world wide
Specifically white liberal college educated women. Somehow they've gotten control of ideological anchors of the US and therefore the world.
This is why Cinemaphile laughs at you cry more /misc/ waaaaaaaahhhh!
Cinemaphile is too busy watching all their cartoons and comics get woked to death. They're too busy drying their own tears to laugh at anyone.
>a bunch of homosexuals and libtards went on and on making Lightyear threads about how it already destroyed the chuds
>CNN article about Lightyear bombing
>mentions chud movie still doing well as a non sequitur (i.e. like pottery)
>NOOOO!!!! Cinemaphile is laughing at you!
HAHAHAHA
>"oh no, trannies and women laugh at us on the cartoon board!"
Cinemaphile gets ass blasted on the daily by /misc/, gtfo newbie. leftoids think they own boards, they don't, you can delete /misc/ but you won't remove the /misc/ out of Cinemaphile
>defending shitlords
>letting "shitlords" live rent-free by constantly bringing in /misc/ as a slur whenever you're losing an argument
>Burger flippers laugh at edgy mutts
Oh no!
Cinemaphile is just tumblr refugees, the board is overrun with moronic Disney shit because everything else gets drowned out by the trannies
/co/umblr has been fricking trash since 2012.
Kinda like capeshit and Cinemaphile huh
Frick up, Cinemaphilemblr is a meme that anyone who gets offended about “Black person” not being a top jej post claims.
It’s shit for many reasons, mainly because cartoongays, but tumblr is not one of them.
gay.
>Cinemaphile
>/pol/
Uhhhh we're on Cinemaphile anon
>Just like it only white people pushing troony and lgbt nonsense
Blacks hate gays but libtards are lucky they're dumb enough to not notice they're being herded under the same tent.
They also love sucker punching random elderly Asians, but #STOPASIANHATE, Whitey!!!
They've hated Asians for a really long time. Comes from the Korean propensity to purchase and run convenience stores. Blacks are jealous that they run a business and the fact most of them have probably been run out of a store by a Korean for shoplifting. It's even a fricking trope in all their ""thoughtful"" hoodrat movies.
Latinos in Florida are mostly Cubans and Venezuelans that scaped from communist shitholes and now you have the c**t of AOC talking about socialism in America obviously they will turn on you
I've never met a Latino who thinks the term "Latinx" is anything other than completely moronic.
Desantis isn’t perfect by any stretch but being the only governor vocally opposing all the federal overreach from COVID counts for a lot. Not to mention how much faster working families were able to get back to normal in Florida vs other states with schools reopening. It literally just took an ounce of common sense for him to stand out in a positive way.
Turns out they really hate being called Latinx
not really cope, dude won by 15,000 votes and approval polls don't mean shit in the post-2016 election era
There's a good chance he'll be reelected, also a big chance he'll lose.
>approval polls don't mean anything because the media was bias against Trump in 2016!!!
Fricking cope.
>actual polls numbers from a 3rd party are a meme being pushed
FRICKING COPE!
>highest approval rating among those from Florida
Wow. Meth heads and rednecks thinks he's a great guy.
See spoiler:
. Also, levels of education are shown in the poll. Gee, can you be a smart boy and figure out why the lowest approval ratings track those that only attended high school AND black voters??
Yeah.. latinos are polling very far right now that they figured out progressives want to choose the gender of their children and then rape then.
>it will be a battle
Bigdoubts.jpg
>latinos are polling very far right now that they figured out progressives want to choose the gender of their children and then rape then.
/misc/ is this dumb
Latinos are that vote republicans are uncle toms traitors and voting against their interests.
>voting against their interests.
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE VOTING AGAINST YOUR INTERESTS!!!
I love how libtards' last bastion of cope is indignant condescension to voters.
gross
My dad was born in 1940. He said he could reconcile it any other way. Two men kissing for him is is like watching a two men hovel shit into their mouth willingly. It was never something he could get behind.
Don't these same kind of woke libs say it isn't censorship because "muh private company" or whatever excuse? Who knew they were complete hypocrites about that huh.
Btw i'm not a Republican or even an American because they always resort to "no u" when exposed. I hate hypocrisy no matter who does it.
Hi, sandBlack person here, just gave this a thought and why it's unofficially banned in most Muslim countries...
I seriously think the theater will burn down if some parent took their kid to watch a family friendly movie and saw some gay sexual shit in it
>inb4 kissing isn't sexual
To Arabs, kissing on the lips is sexual you deviant prostitutes.
Would have been cool if she was that blue alien chick from the cartoon
you want to erase blackness? dat's wayciss!
I was out the second they used Chris Evans as his VA. If you weren't out then, your fault.
This. Tim Allen is right there.
Tim Allen is in the movie, he plays Buzz's dad and at the end he asks him to voice the merch and cartoons after getting corporate deals.
>saw trailer for this movie
>says something about Andy watching a movie in 1995 that made him like Buzz Lightyear
>”THIS is that movie”
So in 1995 there was a kids movie with black lesbians kissing in it? Yeah I don’t think so
Good point.
Here's the REAL movie
Even dumber than that shit:
>Zurg is Buzz from the future who kept going forward in time to learn how to stop the original accident that stranded everyone on that planet
>He's defeated and killed at the end
>Buzz no longer has an arch nemesis
It's like these people don't understand that Buzz was created a simple thing to sell toys with a cartoon show to go along with to market more toys to kids. It's as stupid as Gen-Xers today trying to make He-Man "super cereal" despite it being nothing more than a 30 min ad for toys reusing the same 5 animations over and over. You can't make a franchise of toys if you have the hero defeat and kill the arch nemesis in their first encounter. This movie was nothing more than some shitty sci-fi story someone on the staff had and they just shoe-horned the Buzz Lightyear stuff into it.
>Buzz literally defeats himself
Pottery.
>In a post-credits scene it is revealed that Zurg survived.[3]
>No one’s ever really gone. No one’s ever really gone.
>somehow emperor zurg has returned
>Zurg is Buzz from the future who kept going forward in time to learn how to stop the original accident
Based, but SoP is actually good
The kidnapping joke scene is going to stick with me for years. You could argue it was arch, but it well acted and directed. SoP was a delight.
>Zurg is Buzz from the future who kept going forward in time to learn how to stop the original accident that stranded everyone on that planet
In Toy Story 2 they clearly establish that Zurg is Buzz Lightyear's father. Is this like the Star Wars sequels, where the people making it have never seen the original movies?
>In Toy Story 2 they clearly establish that Zurg is Buzz Lightyear's father.
That Buzz Lightyear lore no longer counts. THIS is the REAL Buzz Lightyear.
>That Buzz Lightyear lore no longer counts. THIS is the REAL Buzz Lightyear.
that's exactly the mentality behind Nu Wars
Excellent point.
>In 1924
>Andy's grandfather saw a movie that made him fall in love with Disney
>"THIS is that movie"
Probably because it doesn't look interesting. Boring colours and setting for a character who's supposed to be going on wild adventures across space. Oh and they ruined his arch nemesis, Zurg, by making it evil Buzz from the future who he defeats in their first encounter which just killed the entire point of the franchise. Imagine if Luke killed Vader in first Star Wars. There goes your iconic bad guy now. Ironic too as they made their relationship exactly like that of Luke and Vader where in the Toy Story2 Zurg claims to be Buzz's father.
This girl and the lesbian kiss stuff isn't even a big deal. The bland color pallete and how generic/soulless the whole movie looks is the real offender.
Having actually seen the movie, the dykes are barely in it and Izzy and her friends spend most of the movie fricking up and needing to bailed out by Buzz. It's not really woke. It's boring as sin but it isn't woke
why does the cartoon black woman remind me of jenny nicholson
There I fixed the movie for y’all
>implying zoomers on Cinemaphile will ever know who is that supposed to be
Probably not but if they used the buzz cartoon characters it would have at least been visually interesting
>However, after a four-minute test, he finds that four years have passed on T'Kani Prime, due to the effects of time dilation from having traveled at relativistic speeds. Buzz is introduced to Sox, a robotic feline, and continues testing the hyperspace fuel. With every test, four more years pass on T'Kani Prime, until eventually over 62 years have passed. During this time, the colony develops while Alisha raises a family with her wife Kiko, subsequently dying of old age.
If they're marooned on a random planet how did the dyke manage to breed?
Ehhhh something something space science STOP ASKING QUESTIONS CHUD
>how did the dyke manage to breed?
Artificial insemination, artificial womb, adoption, fake child i.e. robot/cyborg (sci-fi equivalent of cat lady). If we being real, then it's obviously an adoption, since gay and pedophilia goes hand in hand.
So the movie explains the dyke gets pregnant by artificial insemination while marooned on a random planet. Sure, makes perfect sense now.
If they’re marooned on a planet with limited resources, how did he get a dumb robot cat as a gift?
Would Andy have purchased a Buzz Lightyear toy after watching THIS film!
I knew this flick was going to suck when they DIDN'T remove the dyke kiss for foreign markets
Normally it's done for massive movies where the money from them wouldn't really matter but they do it anyway to squeeze as many shekels as possible, the fact that they didn't showed that they knew this was going to be a flop and wouldn't be worth the effort of releasing there
superior spaceman coming through
older movies had less defined characters that people could project themselves on to.
how often was sexuality stated outright?
would the lesbians have loved Zena warror princess as much if she was advertised with her pronouns and preferences?
would Solo been better recieved without all that lando pansexual bullshit?
Normies dont want to think about that shit and anyone else wants to pretend.
But we cant pretend anymore, disney films are no longer imagination fuel, they are overtly lessons in how to think
I bet it sucks would rather watch the TV show.
>alicia hawthorne
wait that homie is a girl?
Oh one more time!
They will eventually cave to their more conservative audiences.
Unfortunately they will never apologize for the damage they have done to society for promoting this degeneracy
>They will eventually cave to their more conservative audiences.
Not until after the white race is extinct
LIGH YEA
> hey you wanna watch gritty reboot of a fictional cartoon from a cartoon movie about toys from decades ago?
It's not dykes, it's franchise inbreeding gone full Hagsburg. Never go full Hagsburg.
>manchildren being mad over a children's movie about toys
How did it come to this?
>manchildren being mad over a children's movie about toys
Looks like chuds laughing about corporate hubris and a bunch of libtards are seething about it to me. Cope.
>leftist film critics jerk off the toy story franchise for almost 30 years as a masterwork of animation
>dismiss criticism of Lightyear as “lol it’s just a movie about toys”
Typical lefty tactics. Everyone of them is a disingenuous nutjob
If the movie was a hit among kids, sure. But it's a bit of a dud and no one seems to care. Disney has rented out cinemas for it anyways though because they have that kind of muscle.
Larry Fink deposited $10bn to Disney's account for making this movie. You don't need public money to survive as a business anymore. Just put tons of gays and inter-racial couples on everything and Mr Fink has you covered.
I really dont know why woke characters are always ugly. It really goes over my head.
Ugly people with an ugly worldview create ugly art.
No man wants unobtainable women in their fantasy. Buzz Lightyear is for boys and everyone knows it. Not giving boys eye-candy is a fricking no-no. I sincerely hope the c**t running and any women in a high position of power get dumped unceremoniously.
Just how bad it did in the box office?
>Just how bad it did in the box office?
It be bombin homie. (85 million against a 200 million production budget that doesn't count marketing expenses).
Is this the third pixar movie that bombed in the box office
>muh children cartoons
The virgin disneyshit the chad bluey
Sneed.
If your going to watch children cartoons, at least watch shit that isn't homosexual propaganda
Is this from a toilet paper ad?
its just something they keep as a backup to excuse the failure of a bad movie. Who's going to object? Are you a racist or something?
>Are you a racist or something?
Yes
Where's the kissing scene? I can't find it anywhere...
Oh look, she's got the exact same hairdo as Reva.
Kinda funny when the international market is what has been keeping disney afloat. Did their execs change reigns? Disney was appealing and became the strongarm for China for about several years now. What did they think would happen if they bit the hand that fed them
I refuse to believe that the movie underperformed because of a single 1 second kiss.
Silent majority is tired of it.
We’re going to vote for some psychos in 2022 because gays couldn’t keep their shit private.
It's more than that single second. It's the articles that shilled the kiss. It's the celebrities defending it as if it's this generation's Rosa Parks. It's the boring trailers, and the even more boring movie. It's the dumb plot twist and the presumption that something worthwhile was made in spite of the world rejecting it.
This whole "inclusion" thing is turning the world more racist than it should be
See, the thing the racists in Hollywood don’t get, is I may be brown but Africans are a different matter altogether.
Never once did they face the challenge of migration, never once did they dominate their environment to the point the megafauna could not compete.
Give me representation, I guess maybe, but not fricking Black folk.
>oh no, two women kissed, this makes me mad for some reason
Grow up.
Damn right it makes me mad, where’s the nasty puss smashing? Scissoring like life itself depends on it?
Pfft gay.
You give off incel vibes.
I frick my boyfriend every day.
Do you have 50 million dollars? No? Then Lightyear beat you
Did I blow 100 million dollars?
No?
Then I’m not as moronic as the producers of this gay shit with no audience.
Walt Disney should have had sons instead of daughters. His greedy goyim family sold it to israelites
you all need friends and hobbies jesus christ you kids are such reactionary losers today
Dey heeeeeea
A… Eolf?
Confusing get m8, you almost had it.
Ew! That's some disgusting design. You can have pretty black people. This one is fricking horrible. I can't even tell if it's a girl or a dude.
LMAO WTF IS THAT NYUGGAH
Not only is there lesbian kissing in the movie, the one b***h gets pregnant and has the other's kid.
Black person