How would you handle this situation?
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"When was the last time you got your ass kicked?"
How would you handle this situation?
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I would just lean back and lift my shirt up a little and place my hand on my gun and tell him to hit me. But the thing is I have an insatiable blood list so I’m actually wanting him to do it
>muh guns
assuming you weren't armed
I'd be armed because we don't live in the paleolithic
>can't grasp the concept of hypotheticals
oogah boogah indeed
Hypotheticals are stupid if it’s not a scenario you’ll ever face. How am I supposed to contemplate what I would do in a situation that I could never be
If someone gives you a hypothetical that would never happen that's your queue to make up some shit about how you'd behave in a manner you never would.
You know, for fun.
>no posturing, tell the truth
is OP saying he doesn't like fun just the same as you saying that would never happen is a no fun response. You two should get married.
The irony
>NY
>Pull out art button
>ask him to press it
Pamela Adlon gives me the impression she'd be a really good frick but an insufferable partner.
You think she would do the Bobby voice during sex?
>[put dick in her butt]
>"THAT'S NOT MY PUSS!"
Her character in Californication was her real self.
louis got the last laugh in the end
he followed the kid home, told his parents what happened and hid abusive dad kicked the shit out of him
i'd do the same
No posturing, tell the truth.
I did this once to my bully and he got his ass beat by his abusive uncle who was my teacher. I told him, he called him into his classroom, beat the living shit out of him (picked him up and slammed him onto a desk, slapped him, kicked him in the shins), and then he made him apologize to me and say he'll never bully me again. I felt bad about it
Don’t.
I'd punch the women in the face, he'd respect it and let me go in peace.
I'd pull my gun out and shoot him
a real thug doesn't talk that much, they attack much faster without all the small talk, armed with this fact i'd deduce that he was a charlatan then slam his head into the table repeatedly until he was no longer conscious 🙂
Well since my life is shit I'd punch him and go for it. I have nothing to lose
You wouldn't let the conversation get that far. Starting shouting like a crazy person, don't engage in their level.
If I was Louis cuck King I'd bring up the interracial breeding grounds and ask them if I can jack off in front of their little white peckers while thinking about BIG BLACK DINGUS
Just sit there staring at him without saying a word.
Honestly, I'd probably get my ass kicked. I've got a short fuse and I'd swing first. Its always been a problem.
Get the frick away from me moron, I will call the cops.
>haha then you'll get beat up 🙂
Ok enjoy the next year in jail for a totally unsolicited assault on an elderly person, we all know white dudes don't get away with this shit. Oh and the civil suit i will launch on your shithead homosexual parents. It'll be a lot of fricking money so prepare to eat ramen for the next 6 years of your life because I have a pretty good israelite doing my legal shit.
As soon as he asked "do you want your as kicked?" I'd do a meek fake look to the side and then roll and lauch of the wall into a tackle and take my chances.
Gotta know when the fight is inevitable and spring then. You're not avoiding it anyway IRL.
I wouldn't say a thing, I'd listen to him because that's what no one did
I laughed, here's a (you)
>Never
I would say “have a good night” and leave. I’m not sure why it’s treated as some impossible situation, drunk idiots try to pick fights all the time. Never any upside in taking the bait.
start sweating and shaking and stuttering and look at the table, the ground, to the left, at my food and fidget with my wallet and fidget with with my fork and then shout "HUH?" and bolt up out of my seat and get close to him noses touching then back up and pull out concealed carry and point it at my head and shove it in my mouth and point it at her and then go to holster and then quickly pull it back up and shoot my foot and grab my foot and scream "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH MY FOOTA AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAH!!!!" and hop around on one foot and crash into the table and break my head open on the ground and die
"After your dad got be impregnating your mom, son" then I would get up and hug him
tell him I need just a couple of seconds
tell the woman to leave and tell him to do what hes gonna do
OR
grab him and hope hes not a good wrestler
I wouldn't scream at a bunch of kids having fun for start
He's like 20 years older than them, does he think the chick is gonna get wet over a fully grown man telling some teens to shut up?
I grab him and start fricking his ass on the table
'Please dont take my sight.' (That's Mark Wahlberg's nephew, Oscar. And CK is an immigrant)
I'd stand up and tell Frodo to frick off back to Mordor before I murdor him.
Then he'd say "what?"
and I'd look at my date for props on the pun and she'd say "what?". . . then I'd say, alright, as pleasant of an evening as this has been I, uh, have to return some video tapes as I make my exit.
Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with AIDS, would you?"
Yeah well I had sex with your wife