When will i get my own tyler durden randomly spawn on me?
Im 35 year old dead beat working man on a shit job with no future
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When will i get my own tyler durden randomly spawn on me?
OP... haven't you realized.
we're your Tyler Durden
it's been just you posting on here all along.
You mean, youre all me all along???
There ya go.
Why do you think you're so tired all the time?
because your mom keeps me up all night
got em
that's a self-own if i've ever seen one
frick u bro
buy me dinner first, and I'll consider it.
why would I be shouting slurs at myself??
Don't you understand...
you shouting slurs at yourself is your version of beating yourself up.
It all translates.
because you're a gay israelite Black person and you know it
you and I aren't so different after all
because deep down inside you know you are a beta cuck
>same digits
it's confirmed
you have to have Chad potential embedded within you. Sorry, OP
Go on an all-carb diet, you can induce schizophrenia as a side effect of pellagra
>a house full of condiments and no food
i never understood what this meant until recently
I think you have a learning disability then.
OP you are tyler
Just start punching yourself and ramming your face into a wall
My headcanon is that Tyler Durden was an evil spirit. At one point in the story he is being dragged by an unseen force in a way he couldn't do to himself.
How was it explained in the book scripture?
I haven't read it all the way through, I just read the additional chapter at the end after the building explodes.
you already have a tyler durden except he's invisible and instead of making you do insane shit he protects you from change so your life is just stasis until you die. the gay palahniuk got it backwards.
>tfw boss asks me why i got a black eye and a bloody lip on monday morning
Heh...he would never get it
It's a Tulpa go to /x/
can you actually see a tulpa? That's some schizo shit. Is that what they spend their time doing over there?
Whenever you're ready, gaygit.
They're mostly just sucking each others wieners, per usual. And no you moron you can't give yourself hallucinations by powering up. Fricking moron. Those morons just down a bunch of cough medicine and end up in a ward then LARP like they made their waifu real before getting rangeb& for being ass rapists.