When will Marvel show that Bombshell is the soulmate of Miles Morales.

Not Gwen Stacy, not Kamala Khan, not Starling but Lana Baumgartner

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    comics are shit.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would gartner her Baum, if you know what I mean

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles has a fetish for female villains. She's not the only one he likes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her mom too?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop hanging on some minor character that haven't shown up since the 1930s, anons

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We stan and simp for Lana Baumgartner the sexy israeli Bombshell.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >israeli
            >constantly complains about 'rich white dudes'
            Hrmmm.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is she israeli? Because it was never hinted at that

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was in Champions

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think she mentioned during the CRADLE arc that her ancestors were captive in the Holocaust or something.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're telling me a mutant israeli girl was imprisoned by the government, and Magneto didn't do anything to make the entire situation worse? That event somehow became even more unbelievable.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think Lana is a Mutant by 616 standards, only Ultimate ones. She doesn't have an activated X-gene.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did an arc on that a few years back in X-Men Blue, Ultimate mutants are still mutants according to Ms. Sinister. Just with the bonus of a virus in their system that can be replicated and spread to forcefully mutate and activate X-Genes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even sure she fits that criteria since the only reason she has powers is because her mom was pregnant when she volunteered for Roxxon mad science experiments that apparently had nothing to do with WWII stuff that created mutants. She's classed as a mutant because anyone in Ultimate who was born with powers is classed as a mutant.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait does she KNOW she’s from a different universe?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No she doesn’t.
                Miles’ family, Gahke and his family, And Lana and her mom have no idea they were brought over to the 616 universe.
                Miles has a vague recollection. And Gwenpool and the Maker knows the truth.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                U Reed told Miles that they were both from another universe at the start of Hickman's Ultimate Invasion thing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                A Marvel comic released in 2009 was allowed to have a teenage girl dressed like this.
                It's crazy how things changed in just 6 years following that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                U Spider-man was a really good comic that ended when Peter died.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more implied than anything, but you know what they're talking about. But yes, the whole event was stupid so I didn't really worry about particular characters not getting involved. I just wanted it to be over. It was good to see Cyclops still remembered the Champions though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it might have been a Soviet gulag thing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lana should join the church of Magneto.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >his hair smells very good
        do whe add this one to the milesgay shill list along with
        >his suit is "cooler"
        >he is best cuz he has more powers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her mom too?

      Obviously. Nothing makes a Hero greater than banging a Villianess'es Mom.

      Hopefully while she watches/wants to join in.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miles has a fetish for female villains.
      don't all heroes, really?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lana is prepared to bear Miles’s children

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not a "name" so twitter morons don't like or know her and writers like Ahmed and Ziglar are unabashed racists who don't want a black boy cavorting with a white girl.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which should be the rule. Black people should only mingle with black people. I'm glad Spider-Gwen and Miles are not an item.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that Gwen, the absolute worst, most nonsensical choice gets pushed so much. Thankfully it's ignored outside the movies and Sitting in a Tree. Lana is best girl though and they do her so dirty. I don't even remember the last time she showed up. When his uncle died (again (but not really))? Starling is not that interesting nor is her chemistry with Miles as good.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles should hook up with Araná

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible character

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next year is HER year!
    She WILL appear in the book!
    She WILL participate in Gang War!
    She WILL win Miles' heart!
    She WILL marry him!

    LANA!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lana is great side chick potential. Even baby momma material.
      But is she waifu material?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's the one.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always wanted Uncle Aaron to hook up with Lori Baumgartner Bombshell, so Lana and Miles become step-cousins.
          Then they can do the “What are you doing step-cousin?” meme.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're getting that with Cindy in the Insomni-verse.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now Miles can join Johnny Blaze and Nightcrawler in Marvel's "I fricked my Step-Sister," club.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does Silk’s dad get with Rio in that game?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post credit teaser to plot of Rio dating again and trying to get Miles to meet him. Morales usually has to dip to do Spider stuff so he keeps missing him. No marriage or anything but still gonna get some of that 'technical' incest stuff.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Miles has a girl already.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hailey is not in the comics.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tiana Toomes.
                Vulture's granddaughter, Scarlet. I'm not sure how much longer Ziglar is going to keep her active though. He might be trying something with the Mutie Speedster Hightail or maybe Gust.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The way Miles talks to and about Hightail, she seems considerably older than him, but maybe he's just making Hightail sound older than she is. Ahmed seemed set on Tiana though, and I don't see any real signs Ziglar is going to undo that. Which is a shame, because I don't find Tiana nearly as charming as pretty much any of Miles' other options.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Marvel Unlimited brought back that initial friction of Tiana being ruthless, along with the spat the 2 had at the start of Ziglar's run. One wrong move in gang War and it might be over.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                With the exception of like Kamala, Hailey, and Barbara every love interest Miles has had was older than him. It's not too unusual. He kinda has a type.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                We are talking about the game. Not the comics

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does Miles get a lot of false-shipping with superheroes?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does that happen with anyone but Lana and Kamala? I feel like the latter gets teased every now and then but is never going to happen.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of his love interests are super powered with Insomniac's Hailey being a rare instance where an un-powered girl 'won' (at least for now)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name examples

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the case with all new superheroes? None of them have long lasting relationships

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of the teen ones at least

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that just reflective of teen relationships? Highschool sweethearts going on to become decades long married couples are far fewer than those that end up with multiple relationships throughout their life.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bombshell is true endgame though. She can wait for Miles. She knows she’s not his first girl, but she’ll make sure she’s his last.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It'll be her turn soon enough.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s hot. The fact she has no boyfriend is pathetic

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people used to ship Bombshell with Ult Peter
    >then he died and they started shipping her with Miles
    Just goes to show how bland of a concept Miles is. Also that you all are self-inserting homosexuals.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I question what the point was of Bendis giving her a crush on Miles if he was never gonna do anything with it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He left the book and Marvel? How was he going to pick up that plot later?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who said anything about later? He did Jack shit with it in the very run he established it in and when he did give Miles a girlfriend it was just some OC that he made to parallel the 616 Miles

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He set it's groundwork/dynamic and even fully realized the heroic parallel between the two, something Starling hasn't done yet, despite being the only female his age that he has ever interacted with since they started dating. That didn't change until Ziglar took over. The encounter with Vulture is literally a lay up of a story that is completely unique to Tiana, but as of yet it hasn't happened. A complete waste and one of the reasons Tiana falls out of favor for other love interests by anyone that ACTUAL reads the book.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon Miles is just going through the cycle most heroes do. He doesn't have a defined love interest yet, so every writer that gets their hands on him pushes a new one, and many times they're new OCs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a teen playing the field. Can’t blame with all those hotties he hangs around.
        I’d hit on the villainesses too.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t forget Miles got to bang time-displaced Jean Grey too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jean's a scary girlfriend.
      She'll mind rape you to love her forever.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    classic

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half of these posts are phonecuck talking to himself

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      30 posters anon.
      64 replies

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bombshell is a cutie with the mouth of a sailor

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t find any hood R34 of Bombshell/Miles

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weaving fluids 4 and Ultimates

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not about to go and have Miles get killed by a mango.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lana's criminal boyfriend gets shot in the head and the hit man uses a mango to silence the shot.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Poor girl

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        cmon dude, the meme isn't that old.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have more questions.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's not to get? Mangos are deadly.

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