When will The Simpsons finally admit defeat?

When will The Simpsons finally admit defeat?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me why the frick old Simpsons is still stuck in 360p. That's what I want to know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was filmed on betamax in a 4:3 ratio and has a capped definition.
      >just refilm the original cells
      They were destroyed or sold, there's no refilming it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just remake it then

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          With digital animation? I'd rather keep 360p hand-drawn.

          Dunno, best course would be 3D.
          Give it enough time and some mad will recreate all classical episode in Blender and it will look better hand handrawn

          ?t=2

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just remake it then

            [...]
            [...]
            AI upscaling will probably be the most efficient way. But like a lot of re-releases, they may run into some legal trouble with the whatever entities were involved in making the original episode and how a court of law perceives the upscaled episode as different enough.

            > noooo my show doesn't look soulless enough

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least it wasn't vhs, the worst archive format imaginable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source, because I doubt that they wouldn't be using 35mm for a primetime network show.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just remake it then

        With digital animation? I'd rather keep 360p hand-drawn.

        Dunno, best course would be 3D.
        Give it enough time and some mad will recreate all classical episode in Blender and it will look better hand handrawn

        ?t=2

        AI upscaling will probably be the most efficient way. But like a lot of re-releases, they may run into some legal trouble with the whatever entities were involved in making the original episode and how a court of law perceives the upscaled episode as different enough.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because it was filmed on betamax
        It was filmed on film you dumb c**t. You can't "film" animation on tape.

        Source, because I doubt that they wouldn't be using 35mm for a primetime network show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m glad they haven’t upscaled. Upscaling looks terrible.
      If you can’t watch a show in 360p then stop watching old shows and go back to watching modern Simpsons because it is what you deserve.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you didn’t know how bad things really were.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really say that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No!

        Maybe

        So

        Could you repeat the question?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are not the boss of me now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you messed it up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you repeat the question?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      technically

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the simpsons knows they only exist to say they’re still existing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask again later

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not far removed from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWgI2YAupCM

      Simpsons have done the "we're allowed to be shit if we're self-aware about it" shtick for some while.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this is one of my only complaints about the good seasons. Way too many jokes about Simpsons being on T-shirts or on TV.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no defeat while everyone involved is getting paid a mountain of money to keep making new Simpsons. I don't watch it, but I appreciate the hustle.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that numerous people are wholly convinced they're just going to replace the voice actors for the central cast with AI once they die speaks volumes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact that numerous people are wholly convinced they're just going to replace the voice actors for the central cast with AI once they die speaks volumes.

      The Simpsons will outlive us all. In fact, the AI responsible for making the show in the future will probably kill us all.

  6. 3 months ago
    HentaiLand

    When Bart dates Milhouse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already happened

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did Milhouse change sex in the surgery? Really?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, these characters are Shelbyville adults unrelated to Bart and Milhouse playing on the joke that Shelbyville is full of weird clones

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Simpsons theory Springfield was the one who wanted to frick his cousin that's why all Simpsons kids are blonde even tho they are the only blonde ones in the family

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thrillhouse has the genes for it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you watch closely you can tell the tail is actually a buttplug

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hhhot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          whhoa

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 3
    >Sideshow Mel
    No

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think they wiped out every episode that had Sideshow Bob?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his planet needed him him and died on his way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They taped over the Sideshow Bob episodes.
      They're lost media.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that would actually be a good start for a sideshow Bob episode

        Is he still a homicidal maniac who hates Krusty?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...Krusty? Not Bart?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He hates bart more but he did try to kill Krusty a couple of times. Knowing he taped over all his appearances might reawaken that hate

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're actually friends now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did that episode already (the one where Bob brainwashes Bart to kill Krusty) then invalidated it in a later episode where all of Bob's episodes still existed and were being put out on DVD when Bob faked his death

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's whatever the plot needs him to be, same as every other character.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        source?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was a joke, anon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t believe you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That got invalidated in a later episode when Krusty was shilling "best of sideshow bob" DVDs he rushed out to capitalize on Bob's apparent death

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonyrnous

    THEY'LL NEVER STOP THE SIMPSONS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dan Castellaneta won't live forever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        By the time he dies AI will easily replace all his voices
        They basically can right now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think he would sign over rights to his voiced to be used for as long as the human race exists?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't know that, maybe he loves AI

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Made a stink in the 90s for a pay raise
              >Loving getting his pay check deleted

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            well, what's he gonna do with the rights to his voice

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well when he's dead who gives a shit?
            We show times other dead people spoke ad infinitum
            JFK never signed off for his moon speech to be played forever did he?
            What's the difference if it's new words?
            Do YTPs need to be axed cause sentence mixing can make anyone say anything?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            HE might not, but his family sure as frick will to keep those residuals coming in. That's how this AI shit is going to shake out eventually. The Estates/Heirs of actors and musicians will just have studios pay a licensing fee to use their likenesses.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's kind of fricked to just keep an actor's voice going long after they die. Nothing against AI but it's kind of a creepy concept.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So long as there's money to be made, you're going to see a lot of your favorite actors puppetted around on digital strings in the next decade.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's my understanding that the entire simpsons cast has a bit of beef with the rest of the voice acting industry for their job security and ridiculous salaries, i think he and the rest of them would do anything to uphold their kingdom in solidarity with one another
            notice how inactive they were in the strikes last year? it's because they know they're part of the problem

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harry Shearer is 80

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You think Spinal Tap 2 will be any good? There's a lot of potential material for the concept of an old washed up band still playing concerts, and I wouldn't mind seeing more of Michael McKean after Better Call Saul.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Spinal Tap 2
            oh no are they making that?

            The storyline about friendship in the first movie doesn't really brook any sequel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, they will replace him with ai after he dies and when the inevitable riots start, they'll backpedal, fund entire cloning facilities and make a special law exemption just for him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ullman shorts,
      Christmas show,
      Marge's fling,
      Homer's bro,
      Bart in well,
      Flanders fails,
      Whacking snakes,
      Monorail,
      Mr Plow,
      Homer space,
      Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
      Lisa's future,
      Selma's hubby,
      Marge not proud,
      Homer chubby,
      Homer worries Bart is gay,
      Poochie, U2, NRA,
      Hippies, Vagas and Japan,
      Octuplets,
      And Bart's boy band,
      Marge murmers,
      Maude croaks,
      Lisa Buddihst,
      Homer tokes,
      Maggie blows Burns away,
      What else do I have to say?
      They'll never stop The Simpsons,
      Have no fears, we've got stories for years,
      Like - Marge becomes a robot,
      Maybe Moe gets a cell-phone,
      Has Bart ever owned a bear,
      Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
      And something happens a do-do-do-do-doooo,
      Sorry for the clip-show,
      Have no fears, we've got stories for years.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bart get iPad

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now hear me out…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So why was there a bunch of military news in a sexy magazine?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        2004, USA, height of titillation and warfare in mass media. I'd argue the way the early years of OP Iraqi Freedom was presented as titillation itself.J62P

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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought her name was Marjorie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When Lisa heard about this, she said it was empowering to see a woman in control of her body. Wasn't it sweet of her to lie? Bart will never learn about this under any circumstance.
        >When the doctor said I was pregnant, I heard a voice saying "That's the man you're going to marry." The voice was my mother's.
        KEK. I laughed more at this interview page than anything from the show recently.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ... and you're not so big

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      haw haw

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone should contact Disney telling them to ban the entire show and the movie for the same reason they banned the Michael Jackson episode.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what are Ben's thoughts on this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If there was a story from that, we would have heard it.

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        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Trump is a child diddling israelite homosexual. WHAT A SHOCK!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Cinemaphilemblr schizo malding that Vaush accidentally showed his e-girl folder onstream

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vaush is a homosexual and youre a homosexual for referencing that insufferable little homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't deny it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is there a single Lois in TV who's NOT a c**t?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the show stops generating a profit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Simpson's actually MAKE a profit or has it just become so famous there's not really anything that can take it's place even as it continues to bleed?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's making money by being that. If it died, how many people would just... stop using the service or watch TV at that time? There's probably a bunch of boomers who pay money and watch ads purely because of the Simpsons.
        Not really making more as much as preventing loss

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the money originally was in merch

        now they seem to make most of it from the show (which still attracts big names) and Tapped Out or whatever the frick that game is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The money made off the Simpsons is twofold at this point

        1. First run broast TV syndication via local Fox affiliates

        2. Foreign market merchandise sales

        The former is why is took hell and ever to get Simpsons to rerun on cable (and even then was only done to salvage FXX).

        But the biggest reason no one dares cancel Simpsons is the same reason no one dares cancel SNL; it's become such a cultural institution that anyone who kills the show will be vilified to their dying day and have that be their legacy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anyone who kills the show will be vilified to their dying day
          Shut up.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    After all the main VA cast has passed away

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Acknowleding the problem with a joke makes it ok.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the writers had any balls, this would progress into a plotline where Bart tries to watch his favorite episode only to discover that it was taken down for the sake of virtue signaling and never restored once the flash in the pan political event was over.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KRUST+
    Western civilization has fallen

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Lisa so fat?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >screencap of the 1960s Krusty gag
    This misunderstands the joke that in the '60s Krusty ran a boring political commentary show and inexplicably transitioned into children's entertainment by the '90s

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that he wrote guilty and he spelled guilty wrong.

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    Anonymous
  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In case it wasn’t obvious before, this is now a Bortposting thread.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already made the ending

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not available in your country

      Selfish pricks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Don Hertzfeldt couch gag is the most depressing o—

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Maggie isn't watching cartoons on an ipad
        Nah. It's shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >phone is le bad
        deep

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok zoomer

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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dont bother to write good stories or age the characters
    >soulful developments and plots are disregarded so they can tell stupid meta-jokes
    this is why they need a complete overhaul of the writing team

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fox controls production of the antidote that keeps Matt Groening alive.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      incredible

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I plan on watching this show soon. But only up until the end of season 8.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      season 8 ended in may 1997, you're way too late

      move on

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Hulu Futurama better or worse than nu-Simpsons?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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