>when you spend all the budget on the cgi and vfx

>when you spend all the budget on the cgi and vfx

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is Ezekiel Sims a villain? And why is he wearing that onesie?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was always a tremendously flawed man in the comics, but this just feels like they're "killing the past" without actually coming to blows with Peter Parker.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably "wrong things for the right reasons". He's either trying to stop the other Spider-women going rogue or is trying to get to them before an evil entity steals their powers (which would tie into one of his comic storylines)

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man by CW

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do fan films have higher budgets than cw shows?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        not on paper

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      True it does give me CW vibes but the CW gave us The Secret Circle and vampire Diaries which were good so I don't mind

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spider-Man by Calvin Klein

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything about this movie feels like something out of a fever dream (not in a good way)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna be a hilarious crash along with kraven

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been getting over the flu, the trailer premiered when I was already feeling trippy and it actually gave me anxiety and made me feel nauseous.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this will be The Marvels all over again, but at least it was funny watching Brie's character written as a complete moron. This thing on the other hand smells like teen emo edgy shit from miles away, but it will still gross more because it's spider-related shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but it will still gross more because it's spider-related shit
      M-morbin' time?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like an action figure I had as a kid.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      just flip the colors.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit, I was thinking about it yesterday.
        Unironically a Web Commando would be a much cooler idea for a hero or even a villain, than bastardizing Ezekiel.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      just flip the colors.

      https://www.wattpad.com/amp/32095401

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick? Creepypasta kek I remember making this figure Spider-Man wearing Carnage symbiote.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the issue. This movie looks fun and hype. Hot chicks, lots of action, fast paced (I'm assuming) and it's part of the venom universe? Sign me up

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he was in the amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony's desperation to kickstart a universe with only Spider-man supporting characters never fails to surprise me
    friendly reminder they are planning on making a movie about El Muerto wich appeared in only 1 fricking issue

    At this i wouldnt put it past them to actually adapt Trouble

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A whole universe surrounding Spiderman isn't bad. Spiderman being the main hero is a dope idea. If anything it's when he branches out to other heroes that I get bored. There's times where he teams up with other heroes and that's fine but he loses his atmosphere when he gets too ingrained with other heroes. The fact that they're building up to spiderman is a cool take

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A whole universe surrounding Spiderman isn't bad
        the only Spider-man character who'se got enough story and hype to carry his own movie was Venom
        making a movie about every fricking Spider-man character is fricking lame as evidenced by Morbius and the lackluster reception to this
        You wont be filling movie theathers with a movie about Peters Landlord

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          True I don't think every character needs a movie but the fact that they're branching out to side characters/villains before the main hero shows up is cool. Especially if they do what venom did and revamped his origin

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Especially if they do what venom did and revamped his origin
            Venoms revamped origin fricking sucked and the character was nothing like in the comics
            they made a generic comedy duo and inserted Venom into it
            No one wants to watch Spider-man characters without Spider-man

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well it's building up to it. This madame web movie is the first in this universe. And they're going to reveal their Spider-Man eventually. I think it'll be Andrew Garfield but we'll see. There's also speculation that they'll have Miles as their Spider-Man with Peter dying from a Villain Team up. we shall see

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Well it's building up to it.
                They want people to sit through the movies NOW. Promising it'll be cool in the future doesn't help, because the movies suck ass in the present day.
                And they suck ass because they're pre-emptive spinoffs without the thing they're spun off from. They're missing a centre, so there is nothing to guide them or how they should feel, leading to a completely schizophrenic 'universe' of half-assed films that solely exist to prostitute out an IP.

                I cannot fathom anything more insane than putting up with these movies because you hope they'll retroactively be made worthwhile when some version of Spider-Man turns up to do crossovers with them all. If anything, it detracts from the possibility of this Spider-Man being the focus of his own story because he now has to resolve this whole moronic universe that's been drawn out beforehand.
                You could just consume normal and well-told stories instead of this ass backwards corporate clusterfrick

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Morbo sucked ass for sure but Venom is doing decent and this movie is clearly an origin story that leads up to this universe Spider-Man. MCU has a worse problem with people saying The Marvels is filler with the ending being the only thing note worthy (which is leading up to more multiverse shit that’s already been done to death in their movies) at least the Venom-verse is mostly self contained with the only outlier being the Vulture

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shitting on the MCU but trusting Sony and claiming Venom is doing decent
                Dude jsut blind, MCU sucks but the whole Sony shit is even worse, get some taste AND STOP WATCHING CAPESHIT

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think concepts like Venom or Morbius could work as a stand-alone film.

                The problem is that Snoy DOESN'T CARE if they work or not, they only see them as stepping stones towards something much more profitable that hopefully has Spider-Man involved.

                It's like a smaller, parasitical and cartoonishly greedy version of the MCU's formula.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't see them having Peter as their main spiderman. Even if he's introduced I firmly believe they will make way for Miles. Why? He's black, popular and still hasn't been done in Live action. This would also help normies not he confused with two spider men. OR once they introduce him he won't ever be standalone and will feature Venom in his films

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >miles
                >popular
                >has to appear in media where Peter is already an established character or an ensemble of spider people
                >popular

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Idk I see people loving his suit and the fact that it's a black guy as Spiderman already has major woke points for people who care about diversity

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and hype to carry his own movie was Venom
          >making a movie about every fricking Spider-man character is fricking lame as evidenced by Morbius and the lackluster reception to this

          Morbius failed because they took. Sci-fi vampire concept and turned it into a shitty generic vigilante movie from the 2000s

        • 6 months ago
          Broken_Gizmo

          So you DON'T want a movie where we see that damn door fixed?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a universe surrounding Spider-Man though, it's a bunch of side characters giving bloated spinoffs where Spider-Man is conspicuously absent outside of some glorified cameos.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh the MCU had a build up before the team ups. This is a build up towards Spider-Man the main hero of this universe. I rather a self contained story like this with side characters being fleshed out in their own movies vs the mess the MCU currently is

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The main difference here being all the characters in the MCU that got their solo movie were characters that starred in their own comic franchise. They didn't need to be excised from another starring comic and given a bunch of filler in a sad attempt to try and establish their own aborted franchise. Like they didn't try to establish a fricking Jarvis movie just because RDJ made Iron Man massively popular. The truth is none of these side characters are fleshed out enough to carry their own movie successfully and especially not when their main claim to fame is completely absent since Disney is somehow the smarter company in the room for not wanting to taint their flagship's brand.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              MCU is currently flopping. Give venom-verse a chance. Madame Web looks a lot better than The Marvels and everyone is saying it will reveal this Universe’s Spider-Man which imo will be hype as hell

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the first person to say that

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better not because of the budget, but it looks fun and action packed, also that’s not true the comments on all the trailers say it looks fun or a mess meanwhile The Marvels is filled with only hate or obvious shills

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                the comments on all the trailers are Morbius jokes

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing people are looking forward to in the mcu now is the spider-man college trilogy. Especially with the fallout of no way home reverting Peter back to his loner roots

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>they didn't try to establish a fricking Jarvis movie just because RDJ made Iron Man massively popular

              The Agent Carter CBS show is a Jarvis (Howard Stark's butler) and Peggy Carter spy/buddy cop and it's great

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember when they took S.H.I.E.L.D and turned it from Cinemaphile super spies in cool uniforms into a bunch of homosexual hipsters in their 20s

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They greenlit the Muerto movie as a vehicle for some homosexual rapper, who has since dropped out. I think it hasn't been officially cancelled to save face and pretend they were doing the movie for anything other than the rapper.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At this i wouldnt put it past them to actually adapt Trouble
      That would be too based for any major film studio

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turning a bunch of side characters meant to bounce off Spider-Man into their own protagonists (while devoid of the character they all have in common with) is completely moronic
      After Venom 3, which is stated to be Hardy’s last movie, this joke of a universe will be cancelled

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        MCU shills are so hateful holy shit

        This shit won’t have fans
        Also I won’t see The Marvels and I’m glad it’s a flop, MCU deserves a wake-up call

        Comic nerds are hyped because it looks action packed and fun. That’s all a superhero movie like this needs to be. It’s also an origin story and is said to reveal Spider-Man which fanboys will want to see who it is.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because it looks action packed and fun.
          ...Amy, are you off of your meds again?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody wants another origin story for anyone, especially not Spider-Man

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The theory is it’s Andrew as the Spider-Man but there’s also a theory that this Spider-Man will be killed in place of giving us a live action Miles. This is an origin movie for the Girls in the movie anon not for Spider-Man

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody wants to see that

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay so don’t watch it ?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I won't. Neither will anyone else. Nobody is interested in this aside from making fun of it or a handful of bored normies with zero standards

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't bad bunny drop out of the project?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it gives me serial killer vibes

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he wants to kill all the Spider people
    >he's unstoppable threat, basically Terminator
    Use MORLUN you frickers, what's the point of using Ezekiel if he's completely different character story-wise

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Use MORLUN you frickers
      you just know they are keeping him in a safe for the innevitable live action Spider-verse movie

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        When they finally decide to make one (somewhere between Aunt May tv-series, El Muerto 3 and The Vulture:Young Again), the superhero and multiverse fatigue is going to be so high, literally no one will watch this movie

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody wants a movie of the comic spiderverse story

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          nobody wanted this fricking movie and a kraven movie yet here we are
          ill admit i wanted a Morbius movie but that could only work with a hard R rating

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick no, leave Morlun in the dustbin of history where he belongs

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You get Spider-man in the MCU
    >But with none of his supporting cast or villians because Sony wants to parade them around in their own failed cinematic universe
    >they wont stop because even if they all flop they always have MCU money to fall back on
    enjoy

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this clearly practical suit look like was made by a shitty AI? How is that even possible

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When this movie is better received compared to The Marvels ima laugh in y’all’s faces

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit won’t even make 200 million
    Probably not even 150

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’ll still have better fan reception compared to The Marvels. Screenshot this.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This shit won’t have fans
        Also I won’t see The Marvels and I’m glad it’s a flop, MCU deserves a wake-up call

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care, just want to see cute girls

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s another thing. The girls are actually attractive and have cool outfits? Sex sells. Look at this gooner right here

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can already Sweeney's breasts on full display in Euphoria, why watch this for her digitally-reduced bust

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        because she's not in a spider suit in euphoria

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Budget?

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he looks cool.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do too. It’s a good spin on an “evil” or “anti” Spider-Man with the more aggressive eyes and the web pattern making it look more alien and otherworldly. The lack of a chest spider is a good choice too, the suit gives off the idea of Spider-Man but with enough differences to let people know it’s someone else with their own agenda

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will so go watch this movie, the worst thing it could be is boring

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thinking man sometimes you just gotta hope you’ll be entertained

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t look like it’ll be boring since they’re marketing it as action filled.

      >being hunted down by an evil Spider-Man looking motherfricker

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and can't afford decent lighting

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you spend the budget on everything but the cgi

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, they spent all their money on the CGI cape

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y'know, the CGI is bad, but given the year and the budget I can forgive it, what bothers me more, is that they have all the live-action Spawn doubles and they just keep rocking their action back and forth but it's only a few frames. If you're gonna do that just have them in mostly static poses like crouching or shaking their arms, don't have that one guy skittering from side to side, or the other one swinging his head around.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was the 90's?

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At the very least we’re getting a hot super heroine. Has there been a hot super hero girl since WonderWoman?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean supergirl from the fl*sh was pretty hot

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You right. I forgot about her since I didn’t even finish the first season. I think they have all the seasons on Netflix. I’ll probably binge it since I need something to watch. Green Arrow and Flash take place in the same universe right?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >supergirl from the fl*sh
        Yeah.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 out of 4 of the main cast is hot.

      Based

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 out of 4 of the main cast is hot.

      Watch the trailer for how they actually act in it. Would rather watch paint dry and see amouranth riding her banana floatie in her twitch streams on mute

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen the trailer. The acting isn't great but I didn't think it was dog shit terrible. It's a superhero movie, anon. Have you seen any of the MCU movies? The same forced comedy they have? This at least feels organic. Like when the black girl threw the rock. That's shits relatable as frick. That's the first thing I'd do if someone told me they could see the future

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          amazing, an actual Sony marketer

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't even seen the venom sequel. I've only watched the first movie. If this movie is good I'll catch up with Venom for sure but that's pretty much in. Idk how you can't fathom some people are genuinely interested in this

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Outside of coomers, the trailer spoiled everything, the acting and dialog is shit, it's essentially a final destination movie but with cw actors. And this will lead to another universe with a brand new spider-man since it isn't connected to amazing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                We don't know what the twist will be regarding spiderman.

                Venom 2 was ten times better than the first one. Morbius was mediocre and Kraven looks like garbage. But this hot woman squad looks kino.

                I'll have to give Venom 2 a watch. Not really interested in the other two but I may watch Kraven depending on how it's supposed to connect. I already know Moby Dick had the ending eluding to the possible sinister six build up

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                the twist will be Madame Web has a vision of Spider-Man in the post-credits scene

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it's already alluding to spiderman being a thing with Uncle Ben and I think Peters mom being confirmed for the movie. The twist will either be Andrew being the spiderman (already established no need for an origin) or him dying in place of miles (or a miles vision) i can feel it in my big toe

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is Peter's dad a paramedic then? Isn't he supposed to work in oscorp?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is he? I thought it was Uncle Ben? Idk honestly. Even if it's not Andrew it will for sure show us this version of Spiderman. The twist will probably be showing live action Miles as well

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's Uncle Ben. Peter's dad isn't in the movie

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ian Scott isn't playing Uncle Ben. He was casted as Peter's dad or else this movie would be taking place in the 60s.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Venom 2 was ten times better than the first one. Morbius was mediocre and Kraven looks like garbage. But this hot woman squad looks kino.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aktually Spider-Man's suit was inspired by that one villain who wrecked havoc on NY a few years ago

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 out of 4 of the main cast is hot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't envy the costumer who was instructed to make Sydney Sweeney look flat, but it looks like they succeeded.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the spider costume is gonna send nerds through a complete 180.

        [...]
        Watch the trailer for how they actually act in it. Would rather watch paint dry and see amouranth riding her banana floatie in her twitch streams on mute

        >see amouranth riding her banana floatie in her twitch streams on mute
        Well shit, now you have a new request for when you drop another $500.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So the spider costume is gonna send nerds through a complete 180.
          It's limited, but judging by this

          At the very least we’re getting a hot super heroine. Has there been a hot super hero girl since WonderWoman?

          shot it looks like she's gonna be pretty flat in the spider-suit too.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It all looks cgi as well

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assumed it was inspired by Kaine's original look, just without the cape or hair.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I’ll be damned it does look like Kaine’s suit. That has to be intentional

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically big bad dude goes after a bunch of hot chicks and they fight back and kicks ass? Sounds dope

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also the games have Miles and Peter at the same time what's to say they don't have Miles and Gwen without multiverse shit?

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks more like The Boys budget, where it's their version of a Spidey parody. The Boys comic did a Spidey knock off, right?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Boys comic did a Spidey knock off, right?
      They made a passing mention to one that had a gay uncle.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't look that bad. Y'all trippin

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did I say bad? No, I said it was visually similar to the Boys production value and material that they use.

        And don't use "Y'all", you sound like a jackass

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Umm asses are hot. Are you a home of sexual or something?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >asses
            Men have asses too you realize right?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not following here. You check out guys asses? homosexual confirmed

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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