The mere fact that they tried to make mickey mouse, goofy, and donald duck swing weapons around and look "badass" is enough to label the first one as ultra-autistic. You should be embarrassed for ever playing it outside of your young childhood.
quite the contrary, at least the disney shit I slurped up at 13 had demons and evil shit in it, and even had final fantasy attached to it
nowadays grown men unironically collect and fawn over and proudly display their disney shit that is clearly marketed towards infants
the problem is right there in the execution
the entire part about the concept that works is "it's disney meets final fantasy"
anything they try to do beyond that simple idea is fricked
the coolest parts about the first one were donald and goofy fighting and casting magic, the interesting combo battle system, and the personal moments like seeing cloud or sephiroth
but of course that is all very surface level shit that only works the first time you see it
they tried to mix it up already by the second one with the awful keyblade mixing forms bullshit and everyone hated that, then they obviously changed teams and focused on insane story shit that nobody ever cared about
now the series has come full circle, and it only appeals to people who like the concept and dont care at all about the actual games
Nomura's wild wild is much, much better than the "here's a recreation of a disney movie with Sora, Donald, and Goofy standing awkwardly in the background" shit the later games turned into.
My disc always froze during the end credits at fricking Pinocchio so I never knew what to expect next. It made KH2 better, but by the time I beat it, I was just trying to finish it. I liked the GBA Chain of Memories game a lot but KH2 pretty much shit all over it by the end. Never bothered with 3. The PSP one was repetitive as frick and even more stupid besides Aqua.
KH is one of things that really triggers my retroactive-FOMO/nostalgia by proxy, simple and clean, and sanctuary make me tear up sometimes, just from having hear them in commericals for it as a kid, I remember later watching cutscenes on youtube. I wonder if wasn't a poorgay, and got to play/watch all the shit I wanted to as a kid, but was never able to, if I would have gotten the shit out of my system, and be in a better place in life now.
I feel like Kingdom Hearts has some sort of MKultra shit going on. No one who ever played this game simply put it down and walked away, they constantly replayed it, and none of these people ever turn out normal
https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/12dqebo/tiktok_video_made_by_audrey_hale_showing_off_her/
I was a bit disappointed with KH3, and not because I'm old. I was surprised by the lack of content -- no star wars world, no marvel world, etc. I also play on easy mode, so that might take away from the fun.
I waited until the game was $20 to buy it. It really is a fun experience. I never cared for how convoluted the story became and the ridculous number of tie in games on various consoles
Why does Kingdom Hearts even exist in the way it does? Why hasn't there been any more hyper autistic crossovers between two completely different companies?
Why do I vividly remember this song and image. Nothing else. It's burned into my brain. I believe the following line is "please,oh (burn maybe instead of oh) baby, don't go"
Remember when KH was about Disney meets Final Fantasy and not Nomura’s convoluted OC donutsteel autism?
It's disney cartoon characters in action scenes, it was always ultra-autistic in the truest sense.
compare KH1 to KH3. It’s downright quaint compared to that clusterfrick
The mere fact that they tried to make mickey mouse, goofy, and donald duck swing weapons around and look "badass" is enough to label the first one as ultra-autistic. You should be embarrassed for ever playing it outside of your young childhood.
quite the contrary, at least the disney shit I slurped up at 13 had demons and evil shit in it, and even had final fantasy attached to it
nowadays grown men unironically collect and fawn over and proudly display their disney shit that is clearly marketed towards infants
that was just the first game, and half the second.
Frick, i hate Nomura so much.
the problem is right there in the execution
the entire part about the concept that works is "it's disney meets final fantasy"
anything they try to do beyond that simple idea is fricked
the coolest parts about the first one were donald and goofy fighting and casting magic, the interesting combo battle system, and the personal moments like seeing cloud or sephiroth
but of course that is all very surface level shit that only works the first time you see it
they tried to mix it up already by the second one with the awful keyblade mixing forms bullshit and everyone hated that, then they obviously changed teams and focused on insane story shit that nobody ever cared about
now the series has come full circle, and it only appeals to people who like the concept and dont care at all about the actual games
literally no
Nomura's wild wild is much, much better than the "here's a recreation of a disney movie with Sora, Donald, and Goofy standing awkwardly in the background" shit the later games turned into.
Got it memorized?
BURN, BABY!
SNEEEEEEEEED OH BABY, DONT CHUCK
FRICKING AND SUCKING IS THE WAY THAT YOURE KEKING ME TONIGHT
My disc always froze during the end credits at fricking Pinocchio so I never knew what to expect next. It made KH2 better, but by the time I beat it, I was just trying to finish it. I liked the GBA Chain of Memories game a lot but KH2 pretty much shit all over it by the end. Never bothered with 3. The PSP one was repetitive as frick and even more stupid besides Aqua.
Renting kh2 from blockbuster and beating it for the nth time was the highlight of my middle school life
I played like two hours of KH3 and couldn't be fricked to play it anymore, it sort of felt like an imposter to the series.
Did I frick up /t/v/?
KH is one of things that really triggers my retroactive-FOMO/nostalgia by proxy, simple and clean, and sanctuary make me tear up sometimes, just from having hear them in commericals for it as a kid, I remember later watching cutscenes on youtube. I wonder if wasn't a poorgay, and got to play/watch all the shit I wanted to as a kid, but was never able to, if I would have gotten the shit out of my system, and be in a better place in life now.
Live action movie when and who is gonna get Black personfied?
Still best girl.
Roxas got cucked hard
I feel like Kingdom Hearts has some sort of MKultra shit going on. No one who ever played this game simply put it down and walked away, they constantly replayed it, and none of these people ever turn out normal
https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/12dqebo/tiktok_video_made_by_audrey_hale_showing_off_her/
I never played it but I definitely remember the commercial
I was a bit disappointed with KH3, and not because I'm old. I was surprised by the lack of content -- no star wars world, no marvel world, etc. I also play on easy mode, so that might take away from the fun.
what intrigued me most when seeing the commercial as a kid was seeing jack skellington, also the music seemed unique for the era/medium
I waited until the game was $20 to buy it. It really is a fun experience. I never cared for how convoluted the story became and the ridculous number of tie in games on various consoles
Remember that one time Sneed and Chuck met Sora in the Simpsons world and made fun of his fancy gummy bear ship?
This would be best adapted into a Cinemaphile show tbh. I wonder how they would do the hair?
Why does Kingdom Hearts even exist in the way it does? Why hasn't there been any more hyper autistic crossovers between two completely different companies?
Why do I vividly remember this song and image. Nothing else. It's burned into my brain. I believe the following line is "please,oh (burn maybe instead of oh) baby, don't go"