Where did it all go wrong for Tom Holland and where did it all go right for Timothee Chalamet?
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Where did it all go wrong for Tom Holland and where did it all go right for Timothee Chalamet?
>Gay sex with israeli director
Vs
>Gay sex with italian director
What's the difference?
Which one is which?
if you can't tell, you have a long way to go
I need a movie where these twinks fight each other to the death.
Tom was cucked out of his chance to break out as a strong lead, for Spider-Man 1 he had to be carried by RDJ, then it was Sam Jackson and Gyllenhaal in Spider-Man 2, then a cameo ensemble in Spider-Man 3
Nobody believes in Tom to carry anything on his own. When has he ever
agents
Timothee has hunter eyes, that's it
>Timothee has hunter eyes, that's it
>Timothee has hunter eyes, that's it
No he doens't. he has alot of upper eyelid exposure and NCT. But he is still better looking than Tom and he is taller. His voice is also more pleasant sounding even though it's not very deep. Tom does have a nice physique though.
Being pigeonholed as a capeshit character will destroy the longevity of a young actor's career.
>nothing notable besides Disney capeshit
>Where did it all go wrong for Tom Holland
Genetics, he is a manlet and no amount of shilling will fix the natural repulsion general audiences have for him
>attractive guy
vs
>gay israelite rat with half of his face melting
both gay twinks, but Holland looks like absolute shit now, he's aging rapidly
one is israeli while the other isn't
Funnily enough Tom beat out Timmy for Spider-Man
>Tom when Zendaya got back from shooting Dune 2 with Tim: "Can you at least take a shower when you get back? I don't want to have to smell him on you"
One got railed by a dude
Holland did the gay humiliation ritual while Chalamet is given the charismatic lead roles even though he's not suited for them.
Tom's agent took a long victory nap after getting him Spider-Man.
Bong genes kicked in high gear for Tom
One starred in capeshit, the other joined up with auteurs
Americans will always win out over europoors.
>gf on a press tour to promote how she cucked you with 2 guys at once
>before that she cucked you with the guy who's your superior in every way
>before that she cucked you with Hunter Schafer
>meanwhile you're getting reverse buck broken and starring alongside the ugliest allegedly female, allegedly human nog modern talent scouts could find
Cinemaphile will tell you humiliation rituals are a meme
Zendaya...
This is why Josh O'Connor is Luca's new fave, after Chalamay is now a WB movie star.
I hope he'll do one last gaykino with him before the last DUNC.
Luca's plate is so full, he gets Julia Roberts, Daniel Craig now. Is Chalamay really needed, after his Wonka press tour started with dating Kylie Jenner and not as "the star of Bones & All"? Actually, Josh can play a bigger age range, no need for Luca to rely on Wonka.
Tom Holland is hideous and Tim is the king of twinks.
Shouldn't have taken the spider role.
Tobey is the one true Spider-Man.
Tom is speed running twink death. He's also just not a good actor compared to Timmy.
Plus, he's never sold sick Xbox controllers
A challenger appears.
Doesn't count because he's a chad
This guy might be actually moronic it's kinda based
Tim unironically has acted in more art-house and small time productions than Tom who has simply preferred appearing in more tent-house blockbusters.
In an age where every single Blockbuster from this side of hell is flopping like a fat frick, how would studios pick their main stars - with the tried and tested dude, or the dude who has appeared in Marvel movies as a glorified placeholder for the character, at best?
Genuine auteurs win out every fricking time.
MCU vs. arthouse start + shilling climate change (this guarantees his top spot because "climate" policies are the future direction worldwide)
Tom has this permanent teenage presence that's rapidly fading away. Plus he has this fricking squeaky voice that's hard to take seriously, the fact that he's a manlet like others have said is irrelevant. A lot of actors are manlets but have actual screen presence, Tom is just kind of there.
>black man in the video
Uhh... I'm starting to think the memes are real.
Where can I bet money that these two are gonna play Naruto and Sasuke in the live action movie?
Tom Holland is a polite British zoomie who is canonically a bottom. Timothee is a gigachad.
Women love Zendaya so much because she has this sense of smug superiority to every guy she's with.
How long have these 2 been together jesus
Early Life?
Tom went too hard on the gay stuff. Women are repulsed by men who take dick. Also, his Spider-Man is a total b***h.