Where did Rey pee pee poo poo?
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Where did Rey pee pee poo poo?
Where did Rey pee pee poo poo?
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there's no underwear in space why would there be poop
But she's on a planet, not in space.
Anon, we're all in space
what?
You're the alien, dude.
Yeah but I don't have space for your nonsense.
The Millennium Falcon has a bathroom
In BB8
in my mouth
>make your house in a scavenging hotspot
Sequels were so stupid
MY first thought also. I would give it under a week for a break-in/potential gangrape to occur
>no Rey jigglefrick deleted scene
it's OVER for NuWars
imagine how loud the clapping on those cheeks would be. the fans are literal homosexuals for hating rey
maybe if it were themepark rey
hard pass on movie rey
In the sand.
>Reddit
The poo gets condensed into pellets with Jedi magic until fusion occurs.
Shit outside like dog
What is Rey's tax policy?
Stool pit in the sand and also bathes in sand like a chinchilla
She squats in the desert like a filthy Indian, but never walks beyond the legs of the AT-AT so the sand there is stained brown.
She force ghosts it
She dug a little hole then buried it like a cat.
>Jokku's scavengers stay away, wary of traps she's reportedly installed in her home and her willingness to use the quarterstaff she carries for self defense.
OH NOOOO NOT A HECKIN GIRL WITH A STICK! RUN!
She would have been killed and half eaten with her remains hidden by the sand. I still remember she takes a punch in the face from one the aliens and no sells it. Just keeps going back to her stick fighting. No blood. No swelling. Stupid fricking movie.
Who cares? It's just a movie.
I hate when people try to treat fricking movies like they're real "universes." It's just a movie.
There was a bathroom on the Millennium Falcon, there should be one on the AT-AT
Better yet, who raised her as a kid growing up?
She raised herself. She's strong and independent.
Man, these city kids are fricking hilarious.
in my mouth
She's in the middle of a giant litter box, she can make sissies and boom-booms anywhere she wants.
There's like two scenes of her shelter/home. Some autist made an entire diagram of it? Kek
AYOOOO DIS homie DIDN'T OWN THE STAR WARS CUTAWAY BOOKS
These books were the bomb
Not just Star Wars, there were a lot of cutaway picture books by the same publisher
Cutaway books are so fricking cool
A few days ago I was walking home and heard this loud splashing sound, when I turn to find it there’s this fat, pantsless homeless women between two parked cars, with piss fricking pouring out of her. I legit didn’t even know women peed that loud. I fricking hate this shithole.
hot
should have seen if she would let you walk up and jack off in her face
It's actually kind of a plot hole that nobody slapped their wiener on Rey's big wet chompers while she was midway thru dropping a log outside
yep. men have the perk of the penis that hones our stream. women basically just gush vile pis. that's why they have to wipe.
Until I met my wife and became intimate with female bathroom practises I never realised how vile they are. The piss runs over their arse and their entire downward facing area and they just wipe it off with toilet paper. Don't even get me started on the amount of them who don't wash their hands.
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
continue
She sells them to that trader in exchange for food. I’d imagine that a wet slippery poo would fetch a good price on a desert planet.
her pee and poo bypass the compressor
she sold her fecal matter to Glup Shitto
>Glup Shitto
>Gulps Shit
This is why there are no toilets in Star Wars. Everyone just pays Glup Shitto to show up and eat their waste, he’s probably the richest being in the galaxy
He does it for free so as to not corrupt his work with the temptation of Mammon
They should have shown her home better in the movie if this is what it was like. I just remember the scavenging
that movie is not the one you want to show her home though, i remember this one sequence with her hydrating some bread or something, it's filmed like a fricking commercial, it has absolutely no star-warsness or cinematic magic to it. It's done in that way where the camera is saying to you 'look, look at this' as if it's an entity in the fiction. you're not supposed to feel that in star wars. there's no salvaging jj directed shit like 'if only this was added or subtracted'. it's pure fake dreck top to bottom
They could have fleshed out her home life a lot more like Star Wars did with Luke before his big adventure but she bypassed the hero's journey.
how does she wash her pussy
Unwashed desert beaver stank
She’s is perfect so she doesn't need to
Better question where did she jerk off at.
ever owned a cat?
very likely the robot is a portable pooftery
girls don't poop, they pee but is the same liquid that comes out when they are jerk off so it's ok to just pee anywhere for them
Good morning, sir
rey is magic so she just avada kedabras it away
I was her personal toilet. She kept me locked in a cage 23 hours a day and let me have 1 hour of free roaming time in the evenings. Whenever she had to go I tilted my head back and she peed and pood into my mouth and I used my tongue to clean her up. I miss tho days
this just made me realize, you don't see enough of the actors taking piss and shit breaks during movies. this should be a thing as it's something we can all relate to.
They should fart on camera too. And it should be filmed in 3D and Smell-o-vision.
they should finger their ass while their jerk off to hardcore porn as well
Why take the time to block out the name? seems moronic
Bros how many times was she raped in that planet?
do you not see all that brown outside and to the left of the entrance? that's not shadow; tatooine has like 8 suns
>Where did Rey pee pee poo poo?
in my mouth haha
The entire planet is a litter box
maybe if we build golf courses with sand traps in india we can train them to bury their shit like cats