This except not. Start with Neetche then read Klages. Everything else is useless and you don't need an understanding of what some olive eating gays in the Mediterranean thought. If you really wanna read the Greeks at least do it properly and read pre socratics. Everyone that wrote between the Socrates era up to the birth of neetche was a moron. And then again up until the birth of klages
>Spider-Man >Spider-Man 2 >Spider-Man 3 >X-Men >X2 >X-Men: First Class >X-Men: Days of Future Past
+>Blade >Blade II >Iron Man >The Avengers
been a marvelgay for at least 15 years and these have been my favorites
I haven't watched a single one of those movies, haven't seen endgame haven't seen infinity war
the last capeshit I watched was that Superman age of zod of whatever the frick with Michael Shannon
watch iron man
read a summary of thor (wikipedia)
watch a video recap of avengers 1
watch a video recap of avengers 2
watch guardians of the galaxy
watch infinity war
watch endgame
Endgame is not a satisfying ending. Time travel, and now the multi-universe shit is a poor direction. MCU has run its course, and the people who grew up with it grew up. They don't want to continue the endless BS.
I expected Endgame to be a space road trip movie with the og Avengers which would end with a Thanos rematch but Disney wanted it to be a literal clipshow of fan favourite MCU moments which makes for awful cinema.
This. I consoom every piece of cape media like a good goy, even the Disney+ shows and Endgame is legitimately one of the worst things they've put out. Nothing past it is good enough to justify getting to it if you aren't already there with the possible exception of Spider-Man, but I'm also a dumb bawd for Spider-Man so I can't trust my own opinion on that. I showed up hours in advance of the first Endgame showing in cosplay despite having assigned seating for le heckin kino experience and I think the only thing that kept me from walking out was that my friend drove.
>>I'm a paypig bawd for daddy Marvel but man, they sure missed the ball this week!
That realistically should be more damning than someone too good for capeshit talking shit.
SPOILER ALERT: All the dusted people come back, Thanos is defeated, the MCU will now, & forever be, heralded by all the B List & C List superheroes who were just benchwarmers for the real Avengers, THE END.
The mcu movies are fine for blockbusters but they have zero cultural impact. People NOW don’t rewatch them.
I don’t see kids even 10 years into the future watching these movies .
If you watched every Marvel film up to Endgame but still couldn't easily see that they would bring everyone back with time travel then you're the exact audience for MCU movies
Except realistically everyone knew they weren't really dead after Black Panther and Spiderman went. Literally the most popular characters at the time with already announced sequels in the works.
With a rope around your neck.
Self-reflection and Christ
Start with the Greeks
Unironically, this. Do not fall for the marvel meme. I fell for it and deeply regret watching the entire saga until Endgame.
based Cinemaphile poster
Start with the Somalis.
Step one: Buy some Windex.
This except not. Start with Neetche then read Klages. Everything else is useless and you don't need an understanding of what some olive eating gays in the Mediterranean thought. If you really wanna read the Greeks at least do it properly and read pre socratics. Everyone that wrote between the Socrates era up to the birth of neetche was a moron. And then again up until the birth of klages
Blade and the Spiderman trilogy, and nothing else
Based af
Is anyone a human being anymore?
This guy doesn't have children. I doubt he even has a GF.
Take solace in knowing people like him never produce offspring.
zoomers don't watch star wars. Why do they assume future zoomers will like super heroes films?
Future generations won't have the attention span to watch a whole movie, kinema is dead.
My aprtment is invaded by flies
This is basically how I see every Cinemaphile user raising their non existent kids
Spoilers bro seriously I never watched marvel shit before
>Spider-Man
>Spider-Man 2
>Spider-Man 3
>X-Men
>X2
>X-Men: First Class
>X-Men: Days of Future Past
+>Blade
>Blade II
>Iron Man
>The Avengers
been a marvelgay for at least 15 years and these have been my favorites
don't recall asking
Neither did I. Stfu.
Nobody asked that you didn't ask lol
The Avengers is the only rewatchable one among the Avengers films. You don't need prior knowledge of other movies just to enjoy it.
X2 is still kind of hard to beat since Mystique's makeup design and Romjin's commitment on staying practically naked.
Imagine exposing your kids to capeshit, of all the bad trends
I haven't watched a single one of those movies, haven't seen endgame haven't seen infinity war
the last capeshit I watched was that Superman age of zod of whatever the frick with Michael Shannon
A the trash bin.
>Is Agent Cooper really trapped in the Black Lodge? Dad, we have to watch the next season now!
>Frick you, we're waiting 25 years.
lel
>making your son wait 25 years to watch the worst season
If it was an accurate cartoon, you'll depict the Cinemaphile character eating the shit and saying "This is disgusting. More, please"
>Dad, let's watch the next John Malkovich kino
I'm going to watch this bros. I'm gonna start living healthy from here on out so I can see this kino.
I really want to break into that vault
watch iron man
read a summary of thor (wikipedia)
watch a video recap of avengers 1
watch a video recap of avengers 2
watch guardians of the galaxy
watch infinity war
watch endgame
then stop. you're done
Don’t care about cape shit. Old SW is better
EU is fricking garbage and it was rightly mocked. The new movies just lowered the bar by that much.
>marvelgay calling something shit
Like you would know what kino is
>Marvelgay
Last marvel movie I saw was Iron Man 2 with my mom at the theater. Rent fricking free.
Just start at the beginning since it all goes downhill from there anyway.
>people like this have children while the average anon can't have sex
Reckon evolution has failed lads.
>there's no chance this guy has any kids
>WHY WONT WOMEN SLEEP WITH ME????
lol absolute moronation. yet so entertaining
I wouldn't let my kid watch Endgame, Infinity War is the canon ending.
Endgame is not a satisfying ending. Time travel, and now the multi-universe shit is a poor direction. MCU has run its course, and the people who grew up with it grew up. They don't want to continue the endless BS.
I expected Endgame to be a space road trip movie with the og Avengers which would end with a Thanos rematch but Disney wanted it to be a literal clipshow of fan favourite MCU moments which makes for awful cinema.
That would've been kino, Anon. That would've been kino.
This. I consoom every piece of cape media like a good goy, even the Disney+ shows and Endgame is legitimately one of the worst things they've put out. Nothing past it is good enough to justify getting to it if you aren't already there with the possible exception of Spider-Man, but I'm also a dumb bawd for Spider-Man so I can't trust my own opinion on that. I showed up hours in advance of the first Endgame showing in cosplay despite having assigned seating for le heckin kino experience and I think the only thing that kept me from walking out was that my friend drove.
>I'm a paypig bawd for daddy Marvel but man, they sure missed the ball this week!
Shut up.
>>I'm a paypig bawd for daddy Marvel but man, they sure missed the ball this week!
That realistically should be more damning than someone too good for capeshit talking shit.
>Found the autist
Whom are you quoting?
>wait a year
Are they actually, unironically waiting for movies?
Suffering is not knowing how my 2 part capeshit will end after the first part where they seemingly lost.
Honestly, why would you bother?
SPOILER ALERT: All the dusted people come back, Thanos is defeated, the MCU will now, & forever be, heralded by all the B List & C List superheroes who were just benchwarmers for the real Avengers, THE END.
LOL based
Watch Raimi Spider-Man and Legion, that's it.
hell yea, it's yah boy miles UwU
i volunteer to make him babies xD
The mcu movies are fine for blockbusters but they have zero cultural impact. People NOW don’t rewatch them.
I don’t see kids even 10 years into the future watching these movies .
If you watched every Marvel film up to Endgame but still couldn't easily see that they would bring everyone back with time travel then you're the exact audience for MCU movies
>Time travel was the only issue with Endgame
>But I see it right there, ready to go
>You still have to wait, because reasons
Many such cases
Except realistically everyone knew they weren't really dead after Black Panther and Spiderman went. Literally the most popular characters at the time with already announced sequels in the works.
Given the unsatisfying conclusion that was endgame and everything since, i'm just gonna tell my kids thanos won.
It really is a religion to these people isn't it
Just as long as they skip Captain Marvel.