this show is on the list of things Cinemaphile can't have a normal and rational discussion about because they're obligated to hold a certain opinion about it and fricking screech on it till your mom comes home
Cinemaphile is literally re.ddit
i want you to go on re.ddit and start a topic on any of the following things >donald trump >pineapple on pizza >cereal in after the milk >bacon >funko pops >france
you all already know what the general 'approved' statement to have about all of these is gonna be, you don't even need to go and check, as soon as you read the phrase you instantly imagines a red.ditor with their superwoman tshirt and their 'dont talk to me before my coffe' mug and their HECKIN PUPPERINO speak, and you instantly knew what they were gonna say, didn't you?
this is how i feel when i come to Cinemaphile, open a thread on certain topics and you don't even need to read the comments, you just instantly know how the thread is gonna go, you can probably script it out at this point with how predictable it is and how eager people are to say their mandatory lines
this is the state of the website and you know it
Yeah, and specifically the scripted part co is slowly turning into a replica of Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile where real discussion threads can't surpass 5 posts and culture war shit stay up for days until it hit the bump limit
Yup, I recall anons asking if we could ever tell if AI took over Cinemaphile and like half the posts were bots
I think now, the answer to that is "no we couldn't"
Not because the AI would have to be super advanced or anything, but on the contrary, the users have become so moronic that they could be mimicked by a computer with the same processing power as a Simon Says toy
you have to be a schizo to think "cartoon Satan should stop spending whole days being depressed, jacking off and vaping" is an alt-right or religious message. it's a conclusion that no logically functioning mind could ever come to
and you have to be terminally online to be in every single thread about this series
have you ever listened to Zach talk about his beliefs even once
3 months ago
Anonymous
a guy says he hates israelites and wishes all gay people should have their feet melted off, ONCE and people never let it go jessus christ
3 months ago
Anonymous
You are making shit up
3 months ago
Anonymous
He is making shit up, but all of Zach’s political beliefs are staunchly right-wing and are mostly informed by religious rhetoric. I’m not going to get into it here, because I have before and people just pretend I’m lying when I say all the shit he’s said on the channel, but you have to remember that Neopuritangay provided actual quotes from him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Kind of a shame is Zach is one of those hyper political/religious whack jobs. Why can't he just be normal?
3 months ago
Anonymous
New internet did this to everybody, which is also why everybody’s okay with it
3 months ago
Anonymous
Kind of a shame is Zach is one of those hyper political/religious whack jobs. Why can't he just be normal?
New internet did this to everybody, which is also why everybody’s okay with it
>i want you to go on re.ddit
Stopped reading here, homosexual. You clearly don't have my best interests at heart and you're trying to lead me to a second location.
You mean like, where can you watch it? On cable, on the Adult Swim app, on HBO Max, on iTunes, on DVD and Blu-ray. Probably on some pirate sites too. Lots of places
because Cusack isn't an evil alt-right frickknuckle
if reports are to be believed, the show is actually going to fall apart because of the gap in his and Zach's ideologies
It'll be out when it's out.
And we like that
this show is on the list of things Cinemaphile can't have a normal and rational discussion about because they're obligated to hold a certain opinion about it and fricking screech on it till your mom comes home
I don't care if it's been fifteen years I'lll never recognize those things as Cinemaphile.
nice diversionary, Christcuck
And it begins. Cinemaphile honestly and truly ruined this show for me.
Shit your diaper
Tell neopuritangay to shit his diaper, not me.
Just stop going to Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile as a whole, your life will get better
In production
Cinemaphile is literally re.ddit
i want you to go on re.ddit and start a topic on any of the following things
>donald trump
>pineapple on pizza
>cereal in after the milk
>bacon
>funko pops
>france
you all already know what the general 'approved' statement to have about all of these is gonna be, you don't even need to go and check, as soon as you read the phrase you instantly imagines a red.ditor with their superwoman tshirt and their 'dont talk to me before my coffe' mug and their HECKIN PUPPERINO speak, and you instantly knew what they were gonna say, didn't you?
this is how i feel when i come to Cinemaphile, open a thread on certain topics and you don't even need to read the comments, you just instantly know how the thread is gonna go, you can probably script it out at this point with how predictable it is and how eager people are to say their mandatory lines
this is the state of the website and you know it
Yeah, and specifically the scripted part co is slowly turning into a replica of Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile where real discussion threads can't surpass 5 posts and culture war shit stay up for days until it hit the bump limit
Yup, I recall anons asking if we could ever tell if AI took over Cinemaphile and like half the posts were bots
I think now, the answer to that is "no we couldn't"
Not because the AI would have to be super advanced or anything, but on the contrary, the users have become so moronic that they could be mimicked by a computer with the same processing power as a Simon Says toy
admittedly in this case it's just one terminally online schizo sperging out at an otherwise not particularly controversial show
>terminally online schizo
How’s that shit taste
you have to be a schizo to think "cartoon Satan should stop spending whole days being depressed, jacking off and vaping" is an alt-right or religious message. it's a conclusion that no logically functioning mind could ever come to
and you have to be terminally online to be in every single thread about this series
have you ever listened to Zach talk about his beliefs even once
a guy says he hates israelites and wishes all gay people should have their feet melted off, ONCE and people never let it go jessus christ
You are making shit up
He is making shit up, but all of Zach’s political beliefs are staunchly right-wing and are mostly informed by religious rhetoric. I’m not going to get into it here, because I have before and people just pretend I’m lying when I say all the shit he’s said on the channel, but you have to remember that Neopuritangay provided actual quotes from him.
Kind of a shame is Zach is one of those hyper political/religious whack jobs. Why can't he just be normal?
New internet did this to everybody, which is also why everybody’s okay with it
Samegay
>i want you to go on re.ddit
Stopped reading here, homosexual. You clearly don't have my best interests at heart and you're trying to lead me to a second location.
You mean like, where can you watch it? On cable, on the Adult Swim app, on HBO Max, on iTunes, on DVD and Blu-ray. Probably on some pirate sites too. Lots of places
On the computer of some editor in Georgia
DERPAMINE
up your ass, homosexual
>Hey guys maybe gooning to interracial porn 7 times a day isn’t healthy
Reeeeee
So you’re Christian AND racist
okay okay okay
that was funny
Why only Zack makes Cinemaphile mad? Nobody talks about Cusack
because Cusack isn't an evil alt-right frickknuckle
if reports are to be believed, the show is actually going to fall apart because of the gap in his and Zach's ideologies
Zach isn't alt right you fricking idiot
He is, and it’s only getting worse
What is your evidence?
Wow, i like zach more now
Tell me something you like about the show wholeheartedly
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