where the frick is the rise of skywalker review

where the frick is the rise of skywalker review

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie was the first to actually get the star wars formula right, so any plinkett review would inevitably just become contrarian nitpicking and deliberate misunderstanding of the plot/characters. He recognized this would be the case so wisely called it off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I gave up on the entire franchise after whatever #8 is called. Is #9 worth watching?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        8 was clearly made by a director who wanted to use star wars to tell his own story. 9 was made by someone who actually understood a star wars story needs to build and expand on STAR WARS, but admittedly does have some weak points that are largely caused by 8's frickups and trying to repair them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Movie was the first to actually get the star wars formula right, so any plinkett review would inevitably just become contrarian nitpicking and deliberate misunderstanding of the plot/characters. He recognized this would be the case so wisely called it off

          4/10

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They’re both terrible for different reasons. One is a terrible Star Wars movie, the other is just a terrible movie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you can skip it. The movie is a mess of fetch quests

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        9 is so hilariously bad ig beggars belief. You might want to watch it just because it might give you hope, because even massive powerful corporations like Disney can frick up so spectacularly and are not invincible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow palpatine returned

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, I want more star trek videos.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He can't make a Plinkett review on a movie he produced and helped write. It would be a conflict on interest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't stop him for TFA.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did he review TFA in the Plinkett TFA review? Or did he talk about Star Wars Ring Theory for two hours?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the difference?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Star Wars Ring Theory relates entirely to the prequels and has nothing to do with TFA.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              morelike Cope Theory

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have anything to say?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ring theory was the ultimate attempt at trying to pretend the prequels were good, aka Cope Theory

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is he gooning?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >is he gooning?
                yes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a gay.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ring theory was the ultimate attempt at trying to pretend the prequels were good, aka Cope Theory

                You're both really butthurt

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >those hands
          >the size of that chip
          >that hair
          >only one had is even holding a chip
          AI will NEVER work.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can't make a Plinkett review on a movie he produced and helped write. It would be a conflict on interest.

        >this meme again
        The prequels sucked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're talking about Star Wars, not Space Cop.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    richy richy wanna lick sum dicky

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rise of Skywalker was so bad it doesn't even warrant a review.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they haven't reviewed Andor either though...

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So he's a fat character that goes to star wars films and it's suppose to mirror society? And the funny voice

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Titanic or whatever was the last review they did before the long hiatus was their last good video. Everything after was them failing to recapture the magic. Haaaaaaaaaacks.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Plinkett shtick is worn out. Even in the latest Star Trek one, Mike's alcoholic nihilist ass couldn't even bother to stay in character.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RLM fandom is a house of cards based on the predicate that the prequels are bad. They're not

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She won.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the thing R2D2 is setting on fire?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cthulhu, it's a mascot. It's stupid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, time marches on, and he's still wrong.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what did he see?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A case of the notgays.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jay is a top, my twink friend hooked up with him after matching on grindr.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't "match" on Grinder.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should do shit like Cop Dog and Baby's Day Out again

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're too busy being boring old farts.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 ending copied obscure video game Wonderful 101

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They did a 70-minute long Half in the Bag on it, how is that not sufficient?
    Rise of Skywalker is such a shallow piece of junk movie that there's not much to dig into and discuss, most people saw it just the once in the theater and were left with no desire to touch it ever again

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I want in this world is a Mr. Plinkett review of "Dial Of Destiny"

    Half In the bag was good but they need to disect the trainwreck like a dead baby piglet corpse in a high school bilogy class. Peel it open and see where the organs shut down.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this homosexual try so hard to rip Mr. Plinkett off?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's Civvie11. Youtuber who makes some funny videos I sometimes quote but is also everything Cinemaphile hates wrapped up in a porky package.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks, i wanna watch some cringe

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Best way I can describe him is he's a redditor, who plays doomer shooters like a Cinemaphilener, but tries hard to relate to people on twitter users.

            Again, has some funny videos, but mainly it's going to be groan worthy shit and takes. His older content like Bad Day L.A was better imo

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Professional athletes
    >Supposed to be some of the most fit humans on the planet
    >Needs a 4 minute commerical break 5 times a period so they don't pull a muscle

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beardfat made me appreciate aidsmoby

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