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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE DON'T WANNA GO TO WAR TODAY

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUT THE LORD OF THE LASH SAYS NAY NAY NAY!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE DON'T WANNA GO TO WAR TODAY

      why were they so reluctant?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orcs are like 3 feet tall. I wouldn’t want to fight an army of dudes twice my size either.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this how the orcs looked in the books?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no truly "accurate" depiction of orcs, since Tolkien never really described them in great detail. The only thing that can sorta be gleaned is that orcs generally are comparable in size to dwarves, since Uruk-hai means "Orc-folk" and were more or less concieved to make for a more fearsome enemy in LotR compared to the orcs/goblins of The Hobbit and in Moria. Traditionally, an orc in Tolkien's works are probably more similar to a Goblin in modern fantasy, while Uruk-hai are more similar to the orcs of modern fantasy.

            >Orcs were described as smaller in stature than Men on average, strong but crooked in frame and bow-legged. One "huge orc-chieftain" was described as "almost Man-high", but some must have been of a similar size to Hobbits (Frodo and Sam succeeded in disguising themselves as Orcs in Mordor). Their overall appearance varied: they had long arms and fanged mouths; Tolkien describes them as "swart" or "sallow", although one in Mordor is "black-skinned" and others are described generally as "black" (possibly not a reference to skin colour).
            Tolkien Gateway

            >In a private letter, Tolkien describes orcs as: squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes: in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types."

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE'RE GONNA MARCH ALL DAY
    ALL DAY
    ALL DAY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE THERE'S A WHIP THERE'S A WAY
      LEFT RIGHT
      LEFT RIGHT
      LEFT RIGHT

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THERE'S A WHIP, THERE'S A WAY

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great rendition.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I find the Bakshi and Rankin Bass LOTR movies pretty awful I will say both had killer soundtracks.

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like them for what they are. Especially the RB Hobbit one. The Glenn Yarbough is so romantic and nostalgic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Hobbit was a mire appropriate film for Rankin Bass to cover and it succeeds where RotK fails. Bakshi's film is just a mess.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. The Hobbit works because it's much more of a quaint fairy-tale obviously.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the animated hobbit is indescribably comfy watch it right now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. It's my favorite version of Lord of the rings. Moreso than the bakshi cartoon as well

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