Where were you when the normies finally discovered the horrible truth about Jupiter?
Where were you when the normies finally discovered the horrible truth about Jupiter?
Where were you when the normies finally discovered the horrible truth about Jupiter?
If it weren't for Jupiters lots of space rocks would have already reseted the population of the earth multiple times.
>t. Jovian
Problem, Earthlings?
Shut your trap before we drop a colony on you.
sounds tasty
it would just pass right through, that's why they're always such smug bastards
>it would just pass right
It would get smashed to dust 1/3 way in. Jupiter's gravity is insane.
Every colony drop only increases Jupiter’s power
Just cut off their supplies, they already have to ration breaths per day.
Nice Gundam 00 screenshot.
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Thanks for the input, Jovian
It's eaten a lot. It will eat much more.
In addition to that, it could have been a lot worse.
What we know about exoplanets so far is that the overwhelming majority of gas giants migrate inward as they form until they're roasting almost up to their star's photosphere, taking out any inner planets in the process.
We know that this did not occur in our own solar system because Jupiter and Saturn developed an almost perfect 2:1 resonance, preventing either from moving inward.
Curiously, a similar situation seems to have unfolded around the star 47 Ursa Majoris, which is of high interest to the scientific community because of the probability of potentially earth like inner planets.
In english doc.
Jupiter or Saturn alone could've eaten Earth, but both of them being there together prevented that.
Moe.
Well I'm glad they have each other, that's a good thing.
Jupiter and Saturn would have eaten Earth ages ago if it weren't for both highly conveniently existing in roughly the same space together. Which is pretty goddamn unusual.
Boy in sure am glad that their out there and were in here but i wanna know is. Where's the 9th planet?
Nibiru is out there, don't you worry, it's probably orbiting that brown dwarf star that we can't seem to find on the edges of our solar system.
Hey, maybe its an anti-matter planet like in 2001 Nights. Should be named Lucifer.
On the other hand, a number of space rocks that wouldn't have otherwise even come close to the inner planets have been pulled in by Jupiter and entered our solar system.
It works both ways, it shields us about as much as it throws shit our way.
So you're saying Jupiter killed the dinosaurs?
Jupiter just likes collecting cool rocks, lay off.
do you think he has any UNCUT GEMS in there?
Those red dots under the cap look like eyes.
Jupiter just wants to share the diet plan, my guy.
that's literally how planets form moron
give us back the moon. It's my right to its earthen clay.
Typical anti-geocentric trash.
Sol and the universe belong to Earth
We belong to Earth
We can't say goodbye
I held you forever
I belong to you
You belong to me~
>Sol and the universe belong to Earth
Typical comment from someone with a soul weighed down by gravity.
Gravity makes existence possible. Get fricked spacenoid.
oldtypes could never
>a soul weighed down by gravity.
Gravity is a fundemental force of the universe and the cornerstone of theory of relativity.
"Weighed down by gravity" for a living organism is no different from breathing and no amount of spacenoid propaganda can change that.
You are weighed down by gravity and drunk on oxygen, you are no better than a lizard chasing a fly.
>Earthnoid cannot understand metaphors
Another proof of their inferiority. You should just stay quiet and let the superior human race rule, as the UN Charter said before you racists got scared of an imaginary replacement and hid the truth.
It might be literal. It is like 150 years in the future. They might have discovered a way to detect gravity and prove that on earth you are “weighed down” by more gravity than in space
>They might have discovered a way to detect gravity and prove that on earth you are “weighed down” by more gravity than in space
You're a few hundred years late m8
>few hundred
More like 7 years late. Gravitational waves were never directly observed till 2015
We've had ways to measure gravity for way longer than that
leave Jupiter to me
Hop on.
End of Getter Arc is Ryoma returning and soloing Scirocco in this bastard
SRW31 MAKE IT HAPPEN
God, I hate Jovians
Did they ever explain how they produced water and oxygen at the jupiter empire?
Water is an extremely common substance. You can split it to make oxygen. A couple of comets would serve their purpose for generations.
Plus you can always attempt to land on Europa.
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SAY THAT TO MY FACE FRICKER NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
I'M SORRY DAVE, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT...
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE
>Water is an extremely common substance
What? Then how come we've only recently found a little bit in Mars?
Because obviously being common doesn't mean it's EVERYWHERE in abundance.
In just our solar system, Neptune and Uranus are 'water giants', to illustrate how common it is in the universe.
Yeah and were surounded by ring composed of dead planets, What of it?
But Jovians have the best suits
>I-it's not fat! It's just got a big frame!
The-O is just Scirocco manifesting his inner ugly bastard.
Are those a pair of tiny arms built into its skirt just to hold beam sabers?
That is pretty cool actually.
Yeah. You should watch Zeta.
It's a very neat final boss. Extremely fast for something that looks like an American covered in butter waving around a shotgun.
yep, it's all fun and games until the big guy starts teleporting behind you
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
good article hookline to start a /m/ thread
but
gay post from OP
what is that thing? Are those 6 arms?
I think it's a scatch build of the titania. The-O's sister suit
Kit never ever huh? Looks like the forearms split into two grievous-style, but are the shoulder pads 2 arms each too? Is this thing just an octopus?
I’m pretty sure only the shoulders turn into sub arms. I can’t find anywhere that the forearms actually do anything. But they look like they should
>getter pose with zeta fricked over in the background
>main focal point is the massive crotch
Scirocco's ghost personally drew this out of cope
>getter
gunbuster frick
No, no, you got it right first time, Getter Dragon did it first.
it's the hitler pose actually
He can’t do the hitler pose. the Jovian’s are supposed to be the israelites
>the Jovian’s
The Jovian's what?
>other hand not holding his bicep
nah that's just a crackhead not knowing what to do with his arms pose
Look at his limp arms, his hunched over posture, he looks ashamed. Compare with the proud gunbuster arm stretch, full of energy and showing off to the world
you missed a couple
Never ever kit even more than other never ever kits due to having even it's name taken by a Kampfer variant
Hit every branch on the ugly tree on the way day.
I ain't entirely a fan of CF calling their modded Kampfer the Titania but at least it looks good.
https://gumpla.jp/hg/818680
Nice wiener, bro.
Nemesis
No that's something WAY scarier.
It could kick Jupiter’s ass
Why doesn't Jupiter, the largest of the Senshi, not simply eat the others?
The only thing Jupiter chokes down is wieners.
Jupiter doesn't choke.
>Unicron was right around the block all this time.
We're fricked.
Everybody already knew that Zeus is a dick since a long time, even the ancient Greek knew it since then.
Abadox?
>itt: saturn worshipper propaganda
Sunrise is run by japanese freemasons
Dude, Jupiter is harmless bro. Don't know why everyone is so freaked out about.
Jupiter isn't real. Get worked, marks.
Onore Jupiter and Jovians
We really need to hurry up to the center of the earth and turn on the planet engines before that thing wakes up.
>WARNING: SOLAR ANOMALY IN PROGRESS
Weekly World News actually made a parody picture of this news. Poor Pluto.
It's just a gas cloud.
It's not a planet.
That's really rude of you to say.
ur mom's a gas cloud
>jupiter is actually a star
we can't stop winning jupichads.
>*failed star
Jupiterians are the joke of the solar system.
>Tomorrow's Joepiter
Good pun.
a dead jovian is a good jovian
Honestly, decades of misleading headlines regarding space made me lose care
I remember watching that chinese movie about humanity attaching a shitload of engines to the Earth to move it away in search of a better solar system to live in, and Jupiter was one of the antagonists.
ZA POWER has been unleashed.
The Mechanization has begun.
The age of humanity has ended.
IT'S UNICRON!
King Of Planets GaoGaiJupiter?
Hellstar Remina
Imagine Makoto Kino's reaction.
James Webb Telescope dropped new pics of Jupiter if anyone cares.
post them James
>the asteroid umbrella has bits of rock inside it
You don’t fricking say…
it has tokyo in it
why did this thing resemble Jupiter? was that just a (cool looking) coincidence?
I think the artists traced over Jupiter because it looked cool
Reminds me of all these various mecha anime classics on this recommendation chart.