WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!?

WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Iron Giant
    >The Incredibles
    >Ratatouille (after original director Jan Pinkava left)
    >Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
    >Tomorrowland
    >Incredibles 2
    Brad Bird movies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how Ray Gunn will turn out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomorrowland fricking sucks.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Church.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Mansley the most misunderstood character in all of cinema?

    >Shitty desk job (assumed)
    >Finally gets the chance at a big break, a giant fricking alien robot, and it's real
    >Gaslit to hell and back for just doing his job, which is to try to expose and stop a monstrous machine that was literally sent to destroy the planet
    >Ridiculed relentlessly and treated like human garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He deserved an impromtu execution he recieved after almost nuking civilians.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Until he ordered the nuke he would probably have been let off. Ordering the nuke was like he basically commited ULTRA TREASON.

        He nearly nuked an american town. He's lucky if he ever sees the light of day.

        He was going to wipe a small American town off the face of the Earth just because he was proven wrong.

        And the guy in the submarine hit that button also knowing full well where it was going.

        Probably got a promotion for not questioning orders

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since the guy with his finger over the button can't see what the giant sis doing, he can only trust the person giving orders would make a proper risk assessment. If hogarth didn't talk the giant down from APOCALYPSE MODE, it could easily have destroyed like half the country. Nuking was the only thing that could disable it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until he ordered the nuke he would probably have been let off. Ordering the nuke was like he basically commited ULTRA TREASON.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He nearly nuked an american town. He's lucky if he ever sees the light of day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was going to wipe a small American town off the face of the Earth just because he was proven wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah the movie established pretty early on that Mansley is an egotistical petty jackass with a vindictive streak a mile long, which is probably why he ended up in a seemingly unimportant dead end position when he first shows up as he probably pissed off all the wrong people

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's in my pants sir, in my pants.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUPERMAN THAT HOE

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Duos that win are unable TO RUN AGAIN!!!
    >WHERE'S OUR POSITION MANSELY?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God those two are so out of place

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the giant Mansley? This ones normal sized.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE GIANT SQUIRREL FUTA, MANSLEY?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the general is fricking hardcore, giant death robot impervious to tank fire bearing down on him and wiping out his entire command and he's still rattling off shots from his pistol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The man knows the power of .45 ACP.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soldier running horizontally on another plane
      >dude exiting through the side of the tank
      didn't notice those until now

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OVER THERE

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE MIANT, GANSLEY?!?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win? The Iron Giant or a Giant Mansley?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giant Mansley can probably summon a giant missile

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what if he's confronted by the Iron General?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's down there, somewhere. Let me take another look.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S THE AGE OF CONSENT, MANSLEY?!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, sir! I appear to be a little lost...can you show me the way to the church?

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