WHERE'S YOUR WIFE

WHERE'S YOUR WIFE

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know I'm only 21 but I ask myself this question every day.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She never actually existed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry for your loss

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        had to have something in the first place to lose it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still in bed because since she lost her job all she’s done is sit on her 35 y.o. ass and play Ark all night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does she let you frick her while she plays?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >play Ark all night
      my sympathies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't she at least play something less shitty?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s literally just Ark and Elder Scrolls with her, the up all night/sleeping all day shit is getting old real fast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s literally just Ark and Elder Scrolls with her, the up all night/sleeping all day shit is getting old real fast

      Im not a gaymer but why do women like ark so much anyways? Also anyone else think its weird how much women are getting into vidya these days?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        “These days”, gamer girls have been a thing for a while, your just now noticing because of bimbo streamers and the trend of things that were considered nerdy like games, comics, etc being latched onto by “normies”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think girls like dinos in general, they appreciate them differently then male autists though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >they appreciate them differently then male autists though.
          In what ways do they appreciate them differently?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tell her ass it's tradwife time and hand her a broom

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im pushing 30 and yet i havent had an actual date in almost 10 years. Lay me some slack douchebro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lose weight, clean yourself, become interested in music or normal things.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Im already interested in music, but i need to shower more and to lose weight

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I turned 24 earlier this month and I've never so much as held a girl's hand, let alone kissed one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I have kissed one girl, and held hands with like, two... but no GF and still a virgin...

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Upstairs working hard to support my crazy ass.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ded

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ON THE TWO DIMENSIONAL PLANE WHERE YOU'LL NEVER FIND HER

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the only true measure of happiness comes from an outside force independent from your own mind, body and soul
    >implying you alone are incapable of achieving self-fulfilment because
    >implying that not achieving this arbitrairly defined milestone is indicative of some kind intrinsic failure of one's character
    Take it from someone who knows, love is overrated, anons. There's more to this brief existence than where and how you get your dick wet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this sounds like copium overdose but i dont care at this point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >copium overdose
        Not that there would be anything wrong with that? Life is full of should ofs, could ofs, would ofs, grass is always greeners, etc. Dwelling on them only leads to misery so make the best out of the cards life is currently dealing you.

  10. 1 month ago
    andrea davenport

    i like boys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then where's your husband idiot?

      [...]
      Holy frick this is only tangentially a smiling friends thread. Meds, dude.

      This.
      This IS NOT a Smiling Friends Thread.
      This is Cinemaphilegioyc/ relationship advice general.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'M FRICKING WORKING ON IT, OKAY!?

    Proposing is daunting as shit, man.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a girlfriend who I eventually plan to make my wife.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Smiling gays get so much sadistic satisfaction out of telling the miserable circumcised male abuse victims of Cinemaphile that they need to go outside and conform?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because you've never been abused you're just trapped in an idyllic middle class quagmire of a life because you're afraid of leaving your comfort zone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because you've never been abused you're just trapped in an idyllic middle class quagmire of a life because you're afraid of leaving your comfort zone.

      Holy frick this is only tangentially a smiling friends thread. Meds, dude.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No offense dude, but if i am old as you say, you are about to be buried in the graveyard

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm almost 32 and a kissless handholdless virgin.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been a wizard for about four years now and I've pretty much given up

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's 2 months to become wizard

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's good for a wife!?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 20, I still got time.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like men

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