Which Bond actor had the worst last movie?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No time to die fricking sucked

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which Bond actor had good movies?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all except Lazenby

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dalton's two were both kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roger Moore, had the worst movies period

        OHMSS is kino and you're a homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lazenby´s one is great, frick off, you fricking moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lazenby sucked shit as a professional actor but the movie itself is pretty good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All but Craig.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sean Connery went out with Sir Billi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the best scotland had to offer
      no wonder they voted no.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir Billi is kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't be silly

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the movie which starts out with Bond threatening a woman's life by strangling her with her own bra. And it's the worst in the series?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And it's the worst in the series?
      read the title again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shpeak up darling; I can't hear you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's also two gay assassin, two lesbian interacial disney fan, multiple ads for las vegas, a moon rover chase sequence, a doppleganger and two cats and 1 red head bond girl that carries the entire film on her shoulders.
      Still not as bad as never say never.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see
    >Diamonds are Forever - garbage
    >On Her Majesty's Secret Service - overrated these days but passable (incredible score by the way)
    >A View To A Kill - also garbage, but Zorin is here.
    >License to Kill - the best movie in the series
    >Die Another Day - First act elevates it above DaF and AVtaK but not great
    >No Time to Die - Probably the most boring of the movies, but it had to follow Spectre so it was fricked from the beginning.
    Overall I'd say Diamonds are Forever. Funny how only Dalton managed to end his reign on a high note.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A View to Kill is worse simply because it has Roger Boore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A View To A Kill - also garbage
      >License to Kill - the best movie in the series
      jesus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the exception of Dalton & Lazenby who barely even took off as the character. Each actor's last was always their worst. Diamonds Are Forever, A View to a Kill, Die Another Day, and No Time to Die were all embarrassing.

      I think there's two reasons the last Bond films for each actor tend to suck. One is that, by that point, they're usually phoning it in, disenchanted with the role, and perhaps too old as well. The other reason is that if the film turns out to be naff, it's a good reason/excuse for Eon to turn around and say "we want a new Bond," thus making it that actor's last one (and they'll probably agree if reason 1 applies)
      They're not entirely separate reasons, they kind of feed into each other a bit, but it's the way I see it. There's a couple exceptions:
      >Dalton only had his two movies and was keen (and contractually obligated) to do a third, until the legal behind-the-scenes bullshit kept dragging on for years and he eventually just left the role out of frustration
      >Brosnan wanted another movie after Die Another Day and had been told by Eon they'd do one with him, but was then essentially fired over the phone

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically liked a view to a kill. It felt like a tired old 1970s boomer at war with the 80s.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weet ik

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Craig. No Time To Die isn't even a Bond movie, it's a parody of one.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW Dalton only had two Bond films in eight years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the leaks are true, his third movie would have been a comedy again

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TFW no Dalton GoldenEye.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goldeneye wasn't going to be the 1991 movie

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Property of a Lady. But still.
            If only Dalton was Bond from back in FYEO.
            We missed out on so much Dalton Bond kino.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Craig
    >almost three fricking hours long
    >direct sequel to another shit movie
    >Craig is at least 5 years too old for the part
    >Bond is now a whiney b***h crying over some french prostitute
    >terrible villain who's plot is completed half way through but then wants to destroy the whole world for no reason
    >kills off Bond AND Felix
    >no fun or humor
    >pozzed to hell and back

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kills off bond
      i thought the reason he changes was because 007 died at some point in his sexcapades

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this describes all of the Craig films more or less

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brosnan. Die Another Day is awful. And no, "but I le grew up with it!!" isn't a valid reason to like it.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    With the exception of Dalton & Lazenby who barely even took off as the character. Each actor's last was always their worst. Diamonds Are Forever, A View to a Kill, Die Another Day, and No Time to Die were all embarrassing.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Connerry
    Never Say Never Again was boring, but not especially terrible
    >Lazenby
    OHMSS was okay overall with kino moments
    >Moore
    View to a Kill was campy but fun, still a good effort from Moore even if he was obviously too old for the role
    >Dalton
    License to Kill is certified kino
    >Brosnan
    Die Another Day is probably the worst in the franchise, the clear winner
    >Craig
    Aside from the issues that plague the entire Craig era, a reasonably competent spy thriller, even if it's not especially James Bond. Certainly watchable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NSNA doesn't count, and it's also 0/10 worthless shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but wasn't NSNA retroactively included in the official films when MGM bought the rights after McClory died?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought that OHMSS was highly regarded and it increased with time.
    >Imagine turning down a seven picture deal because and and your agent thought that Bond wouldn't survive the 1970s.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he fricking sucked so god bless his moronic agent

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was better than Moore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enters your franchise with no acting experience whatsoever
      >fricks around on set all the time
      >completely alienates the director, his castmates, and the producers
      >ends up being in one of the best Bond films ever
      >leaves

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. It would be unthinkable if that happened again.
        Or is it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think OHMSS is a mixed bag. The cinematography is excellent though. It's a very nice looking movie even if some of the editing in the action sequences is grating. It's probably my favorite Bond movie along with Skyfall in terms of how it just looks, and it's a lot less flashy about it than Skyfall so it feels more impressive.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that poor director worked his way into that position via previous Bond films and they never used him again.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favourite scene

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it kino?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All right then

      ?feature=shared

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I never miss.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem, Never Say Never Again is canon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      then that makes Thunderball not canon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Canon to what?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually don't mind this one. It's no sillier than Goldfinger which is a fan fav for some reason.

    No Time to Die was fricking atrocious. Properly awful from start to finish and so long too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for some reason
      You kidding?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brosnan. A View to a Kill is bad and Diamonds are Forever is also bad but Die Another Die is just atrocious.

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