Which episodes were kino
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Which episodes were kino
Which episodes were kino
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>The episode where the one black guy in the kitchen walks out with hundreds of dollars worth of food and wine every night
And the chef was punchable and the waitress was frickable
Doesn't he have some transformer nickname like Swindle or something
Based Black person
His name was Buzzard
Italian restaurant with alcoholic owner and qt chaotic evil waitress qt making it worse just because she thought it was funny.
It's in season 6 I think.
Also the one with the actual psychotic blonde.
The Nino episode and the one with the twins.
Wasn't he a schizo
Hello, my name's NINOOOO
Was it autism?
The one about Gordon's career
that still looks like it would have been nice with a different cheese.
The British ones are all good, Gordon belittles fat people just for exisiting.
Link? I've only watched mutt ones
I don't have a link for the UK show but here's a good one
I'm moronic and forgot it
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heres a clip of the same episode
I am not of sound body or mind. OP posted Hells Kitchen. I posted Kitchen Nightmares.
Janny pls ban
>people called me big man when I was skinny (broad)
>gave me a complex
>I ate my feelings
>became big man
UK ones are great, seemed more organic and you actually can pick up some kitchen tips. US ones are reality tv drama
i fricking hate how they force a weird dr. phil therapy session in the us one
It’s gotta be the
>you mean the mouse you planted there; yeah we already know about it.
kino
Come to think of it, Gordon never apologized for that stunt.
the los angeles one with the homosexual manager who does nothing, the mexican cook quits in the end and leaves. the boss is a pushover.
the one with the terrible italian restaurant ran by the irish heritage woman. with the drug addict trevor who left the place.
the australian failed novelist who opened a terrible burger place in los angeles. and has a schizo wife who takes prozac who fired the chef fat guy.
the coptic los angeles one where the egyptian woman has the brainlet son mark who is funny at failing(i have actually met the mother from this episode, my uncle bought her mom's house after she passed away and she came to see the house one last time)
the weird diner episode where they had the autistic father who hoarded stuff in the resturaunt.
the fat twins who look like tweedle dee and tweedle dum who have the restaurant in pasadena.
>the australian failed novelist who opened a terrible burger place in los angeles. and has a schizo wife who takes prozac who fired the chef fat guy.
He died a little while ago.
good he had horrible breathcp
>the fat twins who look like tweedle dee and tweedle dum who have the restaurant in pasadena.
>that pathetic sparring match between them
>Gordon tryunot to laugh
>the australian failed novelist who opened a terrible burger place in los angeles. and has a schizo wife who takes prozac who fired the chef fat guy.
I hate this guy so much.
Don't forget took an inheritance meant for his son and spent it running the restaurant into the ground
>the australian failed novelist who opened a terrible burger place in los angeles. and has a schizo wife who takes prozac who fired the chef fat guy.
Alan was the bastard son of an Australian mafia boss who got cucked out of any inheritance. Then convinced his son to invest the inheritance money he received into a shitty restaurant that eventually closed.
Several of these restaurants had shady shit going on that isn't talked about but that one infuriated me the most.
I sell beer in Los Angeles. The Capri with Jeff and Jim was by far one of the most annoying accs i ever had.
They were straight up moronic. Constantly kept losing their liquor license. Constantly kept breaking the beer draft tower that we gave them. Kept forgetting to order then would expect a delivery same day.
And yes they loved to pull that annoying shit where they pretend to be each other all the time. Surprised it lasted as long as it did. Been gone for a while now though.
Amy’s Baking Company, though technically it was the Internet shitstorm following that was truly kino.
That was the one episode they didn't need to make fake drama for. Amy is very much insane.
>What about my lunch?
Gordon looked so genuinely fricking confused that a person like her could exist.
Hotel Hell where he had a mandate outin that he gets naked each episode
The mot punchable hotel one was the renovated school with the overly effeminate cis male who was doing the murder mysteries. I wanted to punch him so badly. It was so bad, it has to be fake.
ywnbaw
People meme on the “thin crust pizza” but the whole Pantaleones episode is golden.
>I heff to disagree.
The very first UK one where the "head chef" is a 19 year old absolute mongoloid who served Gordon rotten scallops
He actually rushes outside to puke, great episode kek
I just watched that one. Kld was a literal mouthbreather.
I felt like later season Gordon would've fricking fired him the moment he fricked up his own family's dinner and find a replacement. Why didn't he?
Because it was not up to him to fire him??
He consults the owners to make decisions like that all the time throughout the show, since he's there to make managements to save their business. I don't remember the moronic boy chef to be a relative to the lady owner.
Oh I didn't know that. From what is shown in the episodes it seems as if he only advices or strongly encourages owners to get rid of useless employees.
all the british ones
The one where Gordon actually managed to save the restaurant
Gordon and Fox BTFO
There's a few comfy british ones where he visits pubs or restaurants or whatever that are owned by old couples with hardly any employees and everyone pretty much gets along and Gordon gives them some good criticism, which they take. Those ones are nice.
For me, it's the wimpy Long Island greek getting frustration about his Chad dad out by boxing with Gordon
>Actually listened to Gordon's advice
>Beat the wall
>Survived the coof lockdowns
>Owns two restaurants now
Lido? More like kino.
There was an ep with a portside seafood restaurant that had a tiki/nautical theme and Gordon turned it into a dull blue/grey/white painted bland restaurant. One of the bartenders rightfully said it was shit.
Tiki restaurants are peak boomer comfy
>80% percent of restaurants he "helped" have failed
>most closed right after episode aired
kek what a shitty cook
Most of the ones in the British series were doomed anyway. Restaurants have the highest turnover of any business, most fail, and fail like the places he was visiting.
The one place that was around for 40 years and had and lost a star was a bummer. A restaurant that's been around 40 years is really, really, really fricking rare.
I was glas to see the American black chick with the soul food place in Bristol is still going. She seemed like a nice woman.
the point of the series isn't really to "save" failing restaurants, they are usually too much in the red to stay in the business anyway, or have a competitor taking away their customers. The point of Kitchen Nightmares is usually just to help owners get out of debt as much as possible and then sell their place with some profit- which happens most of the time for the restaurants in the series. But that explanation is too complex for average viewer, so simple "saving restaurants" is used as a draw instead.
>Amy's Baking Company is closed. Amy closed the restaurant in September due to landlord troubles and after much online drama to open an online cookery school. Amy and Samy now live in Israel.
Lolwut
I feel bad for Samy. He seemed like a decent israelite that got sucked into the allure of a blonde non-israeli woman. Many such cases.
He took that QT's tips, though.
The ones with cute waitresses.
And, the old UK ones, with chill music, no annoying narrator, and no ADHD jumpcuts.
I like the Scottish chick in Paris, because her breasts are out the whole time, and the update is the place closed and the last time she was seen, she was a streetwalker in Paris, after losing all of her father's money.
The Italian restaurant with the old weird guy that says to Gordon he's a manager but he's actually a busboy.
Galleria 33. Peak italian kino.
Which is better, the US or the UK one? I've seen neither
US version is funnier because of the autistic editing and music. UK version is less chaotic and more comfy. Both are pretty entertaining, so just pick which sounds more appealing.
The best episode is Mill Street Bistro with Joe Nagy. Followed closely by Amy's Baking Company and Sebastian's
>that episode where the owner diarrhea shits on the carpet and doesn't clean it
>also customers cant use the closet cus its filled with her shit
That hag was straight out of some creepy fairytale. What the frick was her problem?
Yep, b***h was creepy as frick.
Ramsey is a simp
For his wife? Yeah.
I've watched a lot but couldn't remember on top of my head. But I do really like the vegan restaurant episode, complete with a bittersweet ending with Gordon finding a promising protege to salvage from the shitshow
Didn't the blonde become a hooker