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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top. Taub was the only good character in nu-team.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Taub was the only good character in nu-team.
      mogs cameron in every way

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only personality trait is that she's a bawd.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          she only bawds out because she has a death sentence and she's trying to pack as much life into her short time left.
          pretty based

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >limited time left
            >decides to become a doctor, one of the most time consuming jobs out there
            She's not only a bawd, but a brainlet as well.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You really don't understand why she wanted to be a doctor? Who's the brainlet now, kiddo?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Taub's only is that he's a cheating israelite.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which leads to banter and funny moments. Way better than being a bimbo.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Olivia Wilde is so fricking mid, I have no idea what people see in her. Cameron, Cuddy, Adams and Masters all mog.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her dad is incredibly based. It's amazing whata looser she turned out to be.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, FPBP. I've completely forgotten the personality/character of the indian guy and all I remember about the israelite is he had a big infidelity problem because he was a c**t and house made a lot of funny antisemitic jokes at his expense.
      Overall the show is pretty mediocre and only funny if you were there to enjoy the "edgy" humor that was new to television at the time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've completely forgotten the personality/character of the indian guy
        he was kind of like Chase, but more funny and reckless.
        and much less hot, obviously.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top, if only because their narrative arcs actually got to conclude for the most part. The writers were so pissed Kal Penn went to work for the White House (for some reason) that they bizarrely made him commit suicide with zero foreshadowing or explanation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're telling him that if he's never allowed to come back as a main character on the show.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I know why they did it in reali life, I just mean in-universe it made zero sense and ruined Taub's arc too. Very petty stuff, made even funnier by the job Penn took being the equivalent of The Rock being a "Health Ambassador" or something iirc.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Felt like Kutner was suppose to be an eventual replacement for house given their really similar approach to medicine, dress sense and thrill seeking in general

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that episode where Kutner pissed on house's chair and got away with it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      leaving a popular show to LARP as a West Wing extra is maximum cringe

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top had the best dynamics, and their characters continued to be interesting.

    13 actually was a good character and it was peak Wilde, but Taub and Kutner sucked. Funnily, they had several other characters that were way better. Honestly would've preferred Amber over Taub or Kutner. Her dying was a complete fricking asspull for drama anyway, and she'd have been better fit as a more permanent part of the team.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or even that black Mormon, there's so much there.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    top is by far the best, at the end of the series
    >foreman took the reigns of the hospital
    >chase became house's successor
    >cameron became the ER chief at another hospital
    meanwhile
    >taub went back to be a plastic surgeon
    >13 died from huntington
    >kutner killed himself

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chase alone has more solved cases than everyone on the second team combined

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also has more political assassinations.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        More Black person homicides, more pedo sexual abuse and didn't he punch am invalid once?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        More Black person homicides, more pedo sexual abuse and didn't he punch am invalid once?

        Dabala did nothing wrong!
        the Tsibi people are wienerroaches!!!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Damn it Chase we swore an oath!
        >Croikey mate that gollywog was defo didgereedooing heaps of nasty croimes
        >You know I can't stay mad at you Chase, you're back on the team.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          House staying true to his British roots by pardoning an Aussie for the simple fact of having committed enough crimes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah dude.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Chase appreciator

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s the Chase makes out with a nine year old episode
        >it’s the Chase fricks a nun episode
        >it’s the Chase has a sex dream about Park episode
        >it’s the Chase kills a dictator episode
        >it’s the Chase fricks Cameron while she’s high on meth episode
        >it’s the Chase punches House episode
        >it’s the House punches Chase episode
        >it’s the Chase is slandered as having a micropenis episode
        >it’s the Chase gets brutally stabbed episode
        >it’s the Chase quits the doctor bullshit and becomes a surfer episode
        >it’s the Chase’s dad dies, ultimately causing Chase to pressure his patient to get a black market liver transplant in Mexico episode
        Truly a based moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          if only more morons could be that based, then we wouldn't even need smart people anymore

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's the chase sings episode

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's a house and the team start speaking german episode

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still not fully convinced this shit happened, it's like a fever dream watching it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot
          >It’s a Chase takes a bet that he won’t crush it at speed dating and loses episode

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also dont forget
            >Chase murders an African dictator

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fourth line down in the post I’m replying to, learn to read.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                someone how I missed that line, I stand corrected

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was endearing that he was only consciously relying on his personality before then not realizing he was a sexy-man

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OG team. Even the season where House tests all the different candidates was better than the new team episodes.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one was pure kino. Even the white girl and guy were cool.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OG team was so good they remained in nearly every episode even after being replaced lol

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chase mogs everybody else on the cast

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top easy
    >Taub
    Alone he is ok, but the stroy arc with his wife is shit
    >13
    mid and bawd, her crazy bi sex part is cringe, only the huntington part is ok
    >kuttner
    thanks obama

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to see Taub coach the Steelers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sportsgay references are fricking cringe

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the season 8 team

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >season 8
      I regret ever watching those last few seasons. wish I would have only watched 1-4, which were maximum kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        people literally always say this, like NPCs, about every show

        I actually like the later seasons, unless you want there to be a happy ending in which case there weren't any episodes after pic rel

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he like stupid autism genius girl
          >he liked stupid autism genius girl, but this time asian AND ugly
          ok homosexual. enjoy your bad taste

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh no an annoying female character, there sure aren't any of those in any other seasons lmao

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you may not realize this, but annoying isn't a binary trait. there are degrees. For instance, Cameron was pretty annoying, but was also constantly shit on by literally everyone for having the temperament of a wet blanket.

              But the dorks later on might as well be vegan bikers for how fricking annoying they were. every second they were on screen was just 'oh god, this is gonna suck balls again isn't it' tier.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ending episodes seemed good, and were a fitting conclusion for house and co
          but there were 20 other episodes in that season and it just all felt like going through the motions

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty face girl with no personality
      >le quircky fart asian woman
      >old man chase
      >sad taub
      terrible

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chase even starts to look like fricking house in this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He even has the name for it.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    more mouse bites

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >casually ruins your show
    Cameron was insufferable in the original team too I liked her later

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      masters has a great final episode though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time Masters was on screen the only thing I could think about was tearing off her tights and furiously impregnating her

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Corrective rape, a classic.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you misunderstand me, the impregnation is fully consensual because she is my wife

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was fine, like Cameron on crack

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      soulful

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It always saddens me when I remember chase's actor went on to star in one of the worst shows ever made, chicago fire. I can only imagine he does it for the paycheck. It's schlock only a boomer could watch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >worst shows ever made
      How could it get 11 seasons then?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's low quality shlock pumped out to entertain boomers and housewives. The same deal as Law & Order.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any other based soap operas like House? They are pretty comfy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      House isn't a soap opera, it's a procedural drama, and the GOAT procedural drama at that

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    was there a reason BTS for why they axed Kutner the way they did. It always came across a super abrupt and "studio exec meddling" kinda shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He accepted a job at the Obama administration and didn't realize this would mean he'd have to get written out of the show somehow, in a big fricking hurry. They could have put him on a bus or something, but it seems they were pretty fricking angry at him for not warning them in advance and killed him off as a punishment so that he'd never be able to return.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    somebody please post the funny webm

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show is a joke after season three.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    house M.D is a zoomer tv show
    check all the zoomzooms pogchamping at chase sleeping with women
    https://www.twitch.tv/kekkai1722

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't decide. I love both.

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