Meg or Jo ae the only ones who are wife material. (RIP Beth, and Amy's a prostitute in the making).
Jo disqualifies herself by being willing to marry some nazi, so Meg it is! (In the back in pic related)
>go to a bar >order a few very very expensive drinks >start eyeing all the girls you wanna frick in the building >wait for one of them to eye you back or get close to you >start downing your drinks and tell her you dont have anyone tonight
Congratulations you now get to frick, anon thank me later by posting some really good shit on gif later. Frick a b***h for me tonighr anons.
>start downing your drinks and tell her you dont have anyone tonight
this is the complete opposite of what you should do
women are attracted to men who are already taken, don't be an idiot and imply you're alone
Even when girls hit their early growth spurt they're still only like an inch taller on average. these two clearly aren't average, he's gotta be like 6'5" and she 5'0", he should be taller than her at pretty much every stage. so FRICK YOU
not true, I didn't get to 6'1 until senior year of highschool. I just grew like 6-7" in a like 10 months.
my highschool crush/oneitis hadn't seen me for about a year before that point. somehow (i can't even remember anymore) we started texting, and when I invited her over to have a fire in the backyard of my house (parents were out for the weekend),
she just looked at me in shock when I opened the door to greet her, and she ended up staying over with us fricking all night. I was a khv before that night kek, no idea how i pulled it off
to keep it autism related, I immediately kicked her out the next morning like a sperg, and then completely scared her off with my autism in the next couple weeks. we never hooked up again
thanks for reading my blogpost, it just came to my head reading that post. right now i am now completely alone in my room like the rest of you bastards
None. This day is asinine. Women and men can't truly love each other. The dynamic is that the stronger being, the male, had the female as his slave and bred her to produce offsprings. No love or pleasant emotions involved.
I've spent thousands of dollars on erotica commissions depicting me and Hailee Steinfeld in a loving relationship because I'm in love with her. I think it's my brain coping with my being a wizard but I can't stop myself. I don't think I'd ask a woman out without a gun to my head. Seeing josh allen on TV makes me want to die.
You know that you can get AI to write it for free, right? I'm not linking to the site I use that isn't censored, because you homosexuals will ruin it. You can even put yourself in the role alongside her, or just flirt with her.
Just use character.ai but it's pretty buckbroken in terms of NSFW stuff, install a SIllyTavern-like AI chat program if you have a good enough PC and create a custom Hailee AI chatbot.
>so pathetic that you commission someone for heavily personalised erotica >they can't even be bothered to spell Hailee's name right
lol and might I add, lmao
Yeah, I ask him that shit every time, and I don't understand why people can't write their own stuff. It's like no different to writing a Cinemaphile post. If you read someone else's story, you're basically a cuckold. Maybe he gets off on that.
Lazy and low IQ, it seems. Anyone who can't write their own shit is just an NPC. I guess I'll add that anon to the list of people that get filtered on sight.
Don't listen to the other people here, if it makes you happy and gives you positive stimuli and you look forward to doing it and it's something you enjoy then whatever. Life's too short, anyway. I do this but with chat bots and AI image software depicting what if i had the balls to ask out my one-itis high school crush.
>Seeing josh allen on TV makes me want to die.
The chances of you ever interacting with Hailee in real life (and I mean her 'real' self, not a fake public-facing persona at a meet and greet or similar) are so slim that she may as well be a fictional character to you. Therefore, as with any fiction you can simly choose what or what not to consider 'canon'. Therefore you can simply consider her relationship with Josh Allen non-canon in your mind, and it shouldn't bother you as much.
I am not single, but I’m aware of someone whose fate is even worse than being single: married and miserable with no way out. Be careful what you wish for.
I'm doing the same thing as I do every day
listen to pop music from early 2000s while writing entirely fictional autobiography of my life in which I had sex with every single woman I had ever come across or could have realistically be around at any point in time.
This time I'm going to a different HS that just so happens to be attended by every celebrity/athlete from my country in ages they'd be at when I was there.
>while writing entirely fictional autobiography of my life in which I had sex with every single woman I had ever come across or could have realistically be around at any point in time.
Nice, I'm glad there's another thinking person on Cinemaphile. People don't realise that you don't need to a good writer to write a story; You just need to be able to understand what you wrote. When I write shit, it's awful, but it's good enough for me (to help me imagine what's happening). For example >Anon wakes up. It's morning. Maybe my waifu is with me. I get a phone call from my bro, he wants to go out. Maybe we talk about where we're gonna go. Then the next move would be meeting up with any friends who exist in that world. Then, I can just write everything that happens in that day.
That's a summary, but I'm trying to say that it's really easy to write shit, and there's no excuse to have someone else write it. If you write a story, then it's exactly what you want. You can make yourself rich, you give yourself friends, and now your life is perfect.
yeah my writing is shit too, I just write it the same way I write my journal, it's just there to help me daydream with some consitency when I daydream without writing I just forget about it and have to start over with something new in a while but when writing I'm somehow on point so I can keep the same fantasy on for months at the time, daydreams without writing last me a week or something at most
>while writing entirely fictional autobiography of my life in which I had sex with every single woman I had ever come across or could have realistically be around at any point in time.
Nice, I'm glad there's another thinking person on Cinemaphile. People don't realise that you don't need to a good writer to write a story; You just need to be able to understand what you wrote. When I write shit, it's awful, but it's good enough for me (to help me imagine what's happening). For example >Anon wakes up. It's morning. Maybe my waifu is with me. I get a phone call from my bro, he wants to go out. Maybe we talk about where we're gonna go. Then the next move would be meeting up with any friends who exist in that world. Then, I can just write everything that happens in that day.
That's a summary, but I'm trying to say that it's really easy to write shit, and there's no excuse to have someone else write it. If you write a story, then it's exactly what you want. You can make yourself rich, you give yourself friends, and now your life is perfect.
I'm doing the same thing as I do every day
listen to pop music from early 2000s while writing entirely fictional autobiography of my life in which I had sex with every single woman I had ever come across or could have realistically be around at any point in time.
This time I'm going to a different HS that just so happens to be attended by every celebrity/athlete from my country in ages they'd be at when I was there.
Thank god for you guys existing and writing this. I feel like someone out there understands me on a deep, deep level. I hope you are well in your lives. I've written about 14 stories where i'm a James Bond-like figure and have adventures with exotic females and villains. It's addicting as frick. I could make a living off of this. I went to a creative writing course but I never took it anywhere 4 years after due to having to pay bills and taking a good paying job. I hate it and hate everyone there. I am glad you guys exist and we can talk.
>it's just there to help me daydream with some consitency
Yep, that's the point. I'm guessing you're a schizoid, if you've done exactly what I have during my life. You write a story just to help you imagine it. I rarely keep the shit I write too, and I just start new ones the next time.
I've actually got a system when I write, to make it even less effort. For example, the character is called Anon, and he's talking to a Friend.
A "Where do you want to go for breakfast?"
F "I don't know. You pick"
A "Let's walk around a choose a place"
That's how I would write it, because it's like the least effort possible. You want to know how I do thoughts?
"I wonder where she is" A
I developed the system, when I started writing on my phone, because it was slower than a keyboard.
I don't even want sex that much, if I get horny I can just jack off and get it over with. I wanted someone to be together with romantically but I've discovered recently that monogamy is dead so I've given up on that too. I've decided to drop romance entirely and just spend time with and love my friends.
marrying this days,is like puting a chain on your neck and let the b***h pull from it while you bark like a dog and you ask for a blowjob one time per month.
>At this point I state it just as a matter of fact.
No, you say it because it bothers you. Nobody even asked, and you posted it for attention. Reply after the hide, and keep in mind I have most of the board filtered, and I'm filtering threads right now.
Of course, I'm not pretending that I'm happy to be in this situation. Only noting that it doesn't bother me to the point of making me wanting to do something about it
I’m hanging out with a friend tonight, getting drunk, watching Extraction and getting roped into some board game I’ve never heard of.
I didn’t realize what day it was. Huh. Kinda gay.
This also a great choice
I'd probably cry though, since I'll never have an 1800s waifus
Why doesn't your country celebrate Saint Valentine, anon? You do know about Saint Valentine (what the holiday is actually about) right?
>crying because you don't have a gf
That's kind of pathetic. Who is your favourite March sister?
Meg or Jo ae the only ones who are wife material. (RIP Beth, and Amy's a prostitute in the making).
Jo disqualifies herself by being willing to marry some nazi, so Meg it is! (In the back in pic related)
The cast of 'Making an American Quilt' doesn't look the same as I remember it
>the hill scene
I've come so close to confessing my feelings for a girl like this
>I'm so lonely scene
this gutted me
Someone post the NTR version
Why are you gay
i just watch regular movies because im not a whiny b***h
For me, it's Drive
How do you feel about the sequel?
The House that Jack Built
>go to a bar
>order a few very very expensive drinks
>start eyeing all the girls you wanna frick in the building
>wait for one of them to eye you back or get close to you
>start downing your drinks and tell her you dont have anyone tonight
Congratulations you now get to frick, anon thank me later by posting some really good shit on gif later. Frick a b***h for me tonighr anons.
How do you order the drink? Do you wait in line or yell out for the barman?
Just do what they do in movies. Order a "beer". The barman will know what kind of beer for you.
>>wait for one of them to eye you back or get close to you
This won't happen
Dawg 1 cheap beer is $9. An expensive drink is like $50 for a few sips of mixed shit. How much do you intend to spend?
Move out of israelite York or Latino Angeles
THAT'S JUST THE PRICE EVERYWHERE IN CANADA, EVEN IN SMALL TOWNS
>start downing your drinks and tell her you dont have anyone tonight
this is the complete opposite of what you should do
women are attracted to men who are already taken, don't be an idiot and imply you're alone
frick that gay image, a height difference like that would manifest in childhood too. Instead it just looks like he grew up and she stayed a kid
women start maturing at 11 while men don't until 13 or 14. that's why middle school girls are often taller than boys.
Even when girls hit their early growth spurt they're still only like an inch taller on average. these two clearly aren't average, he's gotta be like 6'5" and she 5'0", he should be taller than her at pretty much every stage. so FRICK YOU
I’m 6’5 and only overtook my peers at 12 or so
Do you lift? Are you hot?
>Do you lift?
Yes, but I'm not zealous
>Are you hot?
I'm not handsome, no.
Ugh
Based big and ugly anon.
>mfw someone wants to know what I look like
I didn't care about Jo at all.
not true, I didn't get to 6'1 until senior year of highschool. I just grew like 6-7" in a like 10 months.
my highschool crush/oneitis hadn't seen me for about a year before that point. somehow (i can't even remember anymore) we started texting, and when I invited her over to have a fire in the backyard of my house (parents were out for the weekend),
she just looked at me in shock when I opened the door to greet her, and she ended up staying over with us fricking all night. I was a khv before that night kek, no idea how i pulled it off
to keep it autism related, I immediately kicked her out the next morning like a sperg, and then completely scared her off with my autism in the next couple weeks. we never hooked up again
thanks for reading my blogpost, it just came to my head reading that post. right now i am now completely alone in my room like the rest of you bastards
I just smoke myself into derealization or depersonalization, whichever comes first. Wish I had ketamine instead.
Life sucks, then you die
Irreversible
Kim Possible
>dorky loser gets the hot girl
does it make you feel better about yourself?
None. This day is asinine. Women and men can't truly love each other. The dynamic is that the stronger being, the male, had the female as his slave and bred her to produce offsprings. No love or pleasant emotions involved.
>being single on Valentine’s day
I'm not single. I'm with my waifu, always. Next year is gonna be our 10th anniversary.
I had intercourse with a female in the past three months so im not that mad.
I cope by drowning in cash and work.
t. florist
What's florist job like anyway? Do you actually grow stuff or do you just order and arrange flowers.
Run florist, run!
how much you make this week?
300 USD dollars
I'm going to watch The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and finish the half a bottle of whisky I have left
Who wants to go out on wednesday? Valentines should be hard stuck to a Friday in Feb.
It's Ash Wednesday in my country. Valentine's day is not celebrated here.
you celebrate what the warehouse owners tell you to celebrate,so that you can consoom more.
duh.
Thinking about my ship
A loser thread made by a loser
Black person post made by a Black person
>ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT NAGGING OR ALIMONY
Con Air
I've spent thousands of dollars on erotica commissions depicting me and Hailee Steinfeld in a loving relationship because I'm in love with her. I think it's my brain coping with my being a wizard but I can't stop myself. I don't think I'd ask a woman out without a gun to my head. Seeing josh allen on TV makes me want to die.
Based. You're also romance book poster right? You're my 2nd favorite Cinemaphile anon after torrent announcer anon.
You know that you can get AI to write it for free, right? I'm not linking to the site I use that isn't censored, because you homosexuals will ruin it. You can even put yourself in the role alongside her, or just flirt with her.
Chatgpt?
Just use character.ai but it's pretty buckbroken in terms of NSFW stuff, install a SIllyTavern-like AI chat program if you have a good enough PC and create a custom Hailee AI chatbot.
Absolutely not. Non of that cucked shit. I'm feeling generous, so it's perchance org.
>so pathetic that you commission someone for heavily personalised erotica
>they can't even be bothered to spell Hailee's name right
lol and might I add, lmao
I had them start with Hailey as I didn't want them to know how obsessed I was with Hailee but eventually I realized it didn't matter
can't you just write it yourself? or get a fricking AI to do it? jesus christ man.
The ai stuff isn't as good as a real person doing it
>can't you just write it yourself?
Yeah, I ask him that shit every time, and I don't understand why people can't write their own stuff. It's like no different to writing a Cinemaphile post. If you read someone else's story, you're basically a cuckold. Maybe he gets off on that.
I'm too lazy and I have my own writing to do
>I'm too lazy
>proceeds to post on Cinemaphile
Lazy and low IQ, it seems. Anyone who can't write their own shit is just an NPC. I guess I'll add that anon to the list of people that get filtered on sight.
I've written two novels but I'm terrible at erotica, which is why I get someone else to do it
do you and Hailee have threesomes with any of her celebrity friends?
Don't listen to the other people here, if it makes you happy and gives you positive stimuli and you look forward to doing it and it's something you enjoy then whatever. Life's too short, anyway. I do this but with chat bots and AI image software depicting what if i had the balls to ask out my one-itis high school crush.
>Seeing josh allen on TV makes me want to die.
The chances of you ever interacting with Hailee in real life (and I mean her 'real' self, not a fake public-facing persona at a meet and greet or similar) are so slim that she may as well be a fictional character to you. Therefore, as with any fiction you can simly choose what or what not to consider 'canon'. Therefore you can simply consider her relationship with Josh Allen non-canon in your mind, and it shouldn't bother you as much.
I am not single, but I’m aware of someone whose fate is even worse than being single: married and miserable with no way out. Be careful what you wish for.
I've seen what it's like. I hope things get better for her. I don't get why, he doesn't spoil her. He should be working not her.
Lol. What a jealous cuck you are.
>she should be married to me and not him 🙁
He's clearly more likeable than you, even without a job.
I'm doing the same thing as I do every day
listen to pop music from early 2000s while writing entirely fictional autobiography of my life in which I had sex with every single woman I had ever come across or could have realistically be around at any point in time.
This time I'm going to a different HS that just so happens to be attended by every celebrity/athlete from my country in ages they'd be at when I was there.
>while writing entirely fictional autobiography of my life in which I had sex with every single woman I had ever come across or could have realistically be around at any point in time.
Nice, I'm glad there's another thinking person on Cinemaphile. People don't realise that you don't need to a good writer to write a story; You just need to be able to understand what you wrote. When I write shit, it's awful, but it's good enough for me (to help me imagine what's happening). For example
>Anon wakes up. It's morning. Maybe my waifu is with me. I get a phone call from my bro, he wants to go out. Maybe we talk about where we're gonna go. Then the next move would be meeting up with any friends who exist in that world. Then, I can just write everything that happens in that day.
That's a summary, but I'm trying to say that it's really easy to write shit, and there's no excuse to have someone else write it. If you write a story, then it's exactly what you want. You can make yourself rich, you give yourself friends, and now your life is perfect.
yeah my writing is shit too, I just write it the same way I write my journal, it's just there to help me daydream with some consitency when I daydream without writing I just forget about it and have to start over with something new in a while but when writing I'm somehow on point so I can keep the same fantasy on for months at the time, daydreams without writing last me a week or something at most
Thank god for you guys existing and writing this. I feel like someone out there understands me on a deep, deep level. I hope you are well in your lives. I've written about 14 stories where i'm a James Bond-like figure and have adventures with exotic females and villains. It's addicting as frick. I could make a living off of this. I went to a creative writing course but I never took it anywhere 4 years after due to having to pay bills and taking a good paying job. I hate it and hate everyone there. I am glad you guys exist and we can talk.
>it's just there to help me daydream with some consitency
Yep, that's the point. I'm guessing you're a schizoid, if you've done exactly what I have during my life. You write a story just to help you imagine it. I rarely keep the shit I write too, and I just start new ones the next time.
I've actually got a system when I write, to make it even less effort. For example, the character is called Anon, and he's talking to a Friend.
A "Where do you want to go for breakfast?"
F "I don't know. You pick"
A "Let's walk around a choose a place"
That's how I would write it, because it's like the least effort possible. You want to know how I do thoughts?
"I wonder where she is" A
I developed the system, when I started writing on my phone, because it was slower than a keyboard.
Warm bodies (2013) and
Point break (2015) to celebrate with my waifu while druking until i start a puking
I play Final Fight. A guy fighting an army of thugs to rescue his love, can’t get more romantic than that.
Starting a new tradition. Every year I’m single, I just get a hotel, and frick a hooker.
>can't get more romantic than that
oh rly?
I don't even want sex that much, if I get horny I can just jack off and get it over with. I wanted someone to be together with romantically but I've discovered recently that monogamy is dead so I've given up on that too. I've decided to drop romance entirely and just spend time with and love my friends.
>TFW married unlike all you losers
marrying this days,is like puting a chain on your neck and let the b***h pull from it while you bark like a dog and you ask for a blowjob one time per month.
You poor fricking soul
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
I haven't either. Why does it bother you so much?
At this point I state it just as a matter of fact.
If it truly genuinely bothered me I'd probably do something about it long ago, which I'm obviously not doing
>At this point I state it just as a matter of fact.
No, you say it because it bothers you. Nobody even asked, and you posted it for attention. Reply after the hide, and keep in mind I have most of the board filtered, and I'm filtering threads right now.
Of course, I'm not pretending that I'm happy to be in this situation. Only noting that it doesn't bother me to the point of making me wanting to do something about it
is there anything more pathetic than an anon larping as a psychiatrist on a Mongolian bathhouse forum?
don't frick this up bro, only one more year until you get your wizard powers
I’m hanging out with a friend tonight, getting drunk, watching Extraction and getting roped into some board game I’ve never heard of.
I didn’t realize what day it was. Huh. Kinda gay.
having sex with another man is only gay if you dont do it ironically
You guys should kiss
Why did you remove the last panel where she gets BLACKED?
>never posts the other five
why?