Which movie captures the contemporary british experience best?
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Which movie captures the contemporary british experience best?
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How do they afford BMW's?
Financed
They live in shitshacks where electricity barely works. They're like Black folk, they'd rather starve if it means having an iphone
Coz they put the 'benz on tick that they aint paid yet.
Leased and repossessed in 6 months.
I know a few guys like this who always drive fancy cars. They never own one. They "purchase" one on finance, and trade it in a few years later for another model, same as with phones.
Seems better than to spend actual money on shit that is worth jackshit in a few years anyway.
Either way, they are still paying for the depreciation on the car's value, plus extra lease insurance etc
The entire car industry is a giant ponzi scheme now. The old hire purchase model meant people weren't buying cars fast enough to keep the industry going, so they switched to a setup where after a couple of years you basically get given a choice of paying off the whole remaining sum at once, or you just return the car and take out a new loan for a new car - since *technically* they only have to get the banks to approve you credit for the portion of the car's value that lies within that ~2 year window, and since they know fine well nobody will ever be paying the lump sum, they can get the banks to agree to finance *much* more expensive vehicles than on the old agreements *and* be assured of a constant need for new models of vehicle every couple of years. On top of that, they can make money a second time around by leasing the "used" cars to rental companies, and then get a benefit again once they're done with them as there's now so many "used" cars floating around that they've tanked the secondhand market.
It's hugely irresponsible, unsustainable, and growing at such a rate that when the bubble pops we could well have another 2008 on our hands - but hey, Line Goes Up and that's all that matters to these chucklefricks.
>there's now so many "used" cars floating around that they've tanked the secondhand market.
Used cars are cheap now?
>the next global economic crash will be caused by Deano's desire to have a sick ride for impressing his mates at on 5 a side and the occasional cheeky Nando's with the missus.
God damn them all, I was told we’d cruise the roads on Japanese gold, grab some slags, shed no tears
Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Deano’s privateers
By being called Deano
What kind of jobs do these people do?
Fitness influencer.
Deano jobs.
Manager at JJB
More like BBBJ
Recruitment agencies, call center managers, and managing MLMs
recruitment, finance, managers at places like jd sport
Usually they're into cryptos or pyramid scams, they have no real life skills and they're too insufferable to be around real workers. Most of them still mooch off their parents
The kind of low-end middle management type office/business class jobs that require no qualifications beyond the ability to make friends and brown-nose people.
all the jobs that used to be the preserve of the middle class
Call centre manager
on finance
Despite the deano meme poking fun at them, in reality these types are pretty well off with stable lives.
This. I'm no deano but its obviously middle class spergs on here projecting their jealousy
>i-i can't afford one so it must be finance!
I've worked with a couple of deano types. A lot of the time shit like the beamer is on finance or part finance but not because they couldn't afford it. They're often just morons who don't realise that loans cost more than upfront cash or that even if they crash the car they still have to pay it off. Had one mate who got a beamer on finance because he thought if he wrecks the car then the finance goes away. He genuinely said why would I risk my own money on a car I might crash. 20% interest on his loan as well and surprise surprise, he crashed it and was shocked to find out he still had to pay off the loan. He then proceeded to use his savings to purchase another one but for cash this time.
The cars are leased a lot of the time too. You frequently see it with blacks in the US who spend every last dime of disposal income on status symbols they can't afford.
They likely dont own it and pay monthly for it. At the end of the year they can turn in in and exchange it for a newer model. In short they just hire the car and will never own it. Thats why you see single mothers driving own in brand new Range Rovers etc
It's a 2 series
I think movies are totally disconnected from reality now. It’s not something they can show
tyrannosaur
Tamers12345’s Sonic Underground
Sodom and fricking Gomorrah.
Love Actually 2. I fly to London with a backpack full of condoms and run through slags.
i expected fatter slags tbh
It’s london, cream of the crop
Its actually Manchester. Theyre all going to a particular nightclub where professional football players hangut in the hope of snagging a millionair boyfriend. Theyre literally WAGS in the making.
No, that house of Fraser junction is in London.
Why don't women wear clothes unless you tell them to?
As soon as they are given the chance women dress as whorish as possible
filming people like this is very weird
slags aren't people
SEEEEEEEEX
AHHHHHHHH, SAVE ME CRACKERMAN
Corr, lovely slags.
nasty imagine that would be your daughter
What happened to dressing modestly?
Pure English roses
protestants are degenerates
at least mudslimes are fixing that in
t: Christianity Extended Universe believer
is ireland looking much better now
would
Extremely white for London
how easy are these slags? Like accessible to your average Cinemaphileer?
Slim to none. These girls are looking for multi-millionaire professional football players. Thats why theyre all going to the same nightclub.
The remnants of the British Empire
those poor footballers
I wouldn't get up for any of them
so fricking gross
There's a line between looking tacky and hot and looking tacky and disgusting and these women cross that line.
British girls are pretty cool.
God, I love slags.
Maybe the brits aren't so different after all. They put makeup on their pigs too.
Let's stop fighting, bros.
Look at all those slags
they look like they frick american white boys
No such thing
Disgusting slags
God I hate modern women so much
depressing
gott strafe england
Would all of them
I am so thankful that my Dad's ancestors left that island.
>my Dad's ancestors
weird roundabout way of saying "my ancestors"
my dad's ancestors = my ancestors
you don't need to identify with your parents in 2024
>my dad's wife's son's ancestors
He's admitting that's a mutt, ie, specifically an American.
He might be being based enough to admit that he doesn't get to inherit his dad's lineage because he's mixed. Either that or he's adopted or something.
>Which movie captures the contemporary british experience best?
Terry Gilliam's Brazil
why?
Because it's been made to capture the contemporary british experience.
ive kind of known people like this, its genuinely impossible to make conversation though, being so different we may as well be different species.
What do Deanos like to talk about? Reality shows and crypto?
The footy
football, cars, whatever bollocks they put on tv these days
other than that ive not a clue
Not sure about films but Original Pirate Material is the soundtrack
Are British women really slag like Cinemaphilemates? I always had a skewed perception that they were exceptionally hot from 007 movies, Spice girls and such what’s the average bong slag like?
the proles are slags, so the spice girls are slags, but most bond girls are middle class or up
gemma arterton is your average sanitary towel wearing pub going london girl
which bond movie was she in
The one with uh, Peru and oil.
that doesn't count, she's in it for 5 minutes. that's like saying the one who dies in the first 5 minutes of goldfinger is a bond girl.
Doesn't matter how long she's in it. She's the sacrificial lamb Bond Girl.
Strawberry Fields in Quantum of Solace.
>what’s the average bong slag like?
I have never had a girlfriend
what are some deano kinos?
geordie shore
that's reality tv moron
Wolf of wall street. Green street is chavcore kino.
Shiskin thread. Hating their superiors as usual.
Step aside, Deano
Posting pikeys is cheating
I'd impregnate number 4.
I'd do them all as long as they are clean.
would have to wash their makeup off first though.
Is there any pikey kino other than Snatch?
This guy is lying right?
Bong genes strike again
I visit England annually. London chicks are straight up not hot. Central England, like Nottingham chicks are fricking smoking hot. Heartbreakers. Smoke shows. I'd marry a Nottingham girl and play the "try not to get Straw Dogs'd" challenge in a heartbeat. London, I don't even get out of bed.
You can't explain that.
I hate the scum takeover so much. Norfs, chavs, Deanos, everyone currently in London or Manchester, frick them all.
How do they have tans when they don't have a sun
Boot polish.
nil by mouth
i tried showing my american girlfriend some english kino like this is england, chuckle brothers, dick and dom in the bungalow etc.
i dont think she liked it
Have you tried Atonement?
>Atonement
average chick doesn't have the attention span for that
slags up me arse
This is england
this is england is set in the 70s , you're about 50 years off
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Frick me those hips
>77th
tfw no english rose gf
Filth. Scottish technically but whatever.
>when a smashed slag enters your kebab shop at 1 am
Left lad works for gchq
Right lass works for mi5
i love being english i just wish everyone else would frick off and let us be miserable in peace
corr, chippy tea lads! Waaheey!!!!
Need to see Daisy in some proper slagkino
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