believe it or not black people are huge in the trans community but for the sake of the obvious message n program you're right. probably an asian one too
People bought it because the Harry Potter ip remains very popular amongst both millenials who grew up with it and the current generation of kids. It still makes a lot of money.
Chik fila does great because its the only fast food place that can handle large crowds.
20 car line in chikfila drive thru will take the same time as a 5 car line in mcdonalds.
Its because they e-verify. All of their employees are American citizens. Even the dumb high school kids they get work harder than the broken down 40 year migrants that mcdonald's uses.
Bro what the frick are you talking about? It’s is now essentially THE children’s book of the entire world. Every kid everywhere reads it. Pretty much without fail.
As far as large media empires go, yes. Occasionally a smaller film might be made with some sort of creative vision but it will be rare. Also the possibility of regular people making their own movies with AI that will be low quality but potentially have some good ideas in them. Otherwise, just stick to things made no later than 2012.
no one in media has understood why anything was successful for a century, because for the entirety of the last century entertainment has been a near-completely captive market where you had the choice of consuming what the industry shat out or you could go frick yourself.
now, just recently, people have gained the capacity of choice and now they're, en masse, choosing the thrice regurgitated shit of youtube and twich over anything the industry can put out now, because that's really all they needed.
look at the theater productions of HBO's Rome and recognize those were the youtubers of their time, and realize that's all the plebeians need.
>author expresses vague concerns slightly out of step with rigidly enforced talking points >bullied by millions for a prolonged period of time until she decides to stand up for herself and grows more assertive in her opinions >brave woman refusing to be pressured to sound apologetic and agreeable
isn’t that exactly the type of character arc you people usually wet your pants for?
>take a series that is going to inevitably do well by having the length to be a relatively unabridged adaption of the books >add in unnecessary bullshit >have to cut out book material to accommodate it
It’s going to be the hobbit all over again, but unlike the hobbit this will have at least 8 seasons rather than one movie to realise it’s happening, a second movie to realise it’s not going to change and a third movie to just get it over with.
>blonde white girl malfoy >Hermione still white brunette bombshell “nerd” >Ron, following blackwashing logic for gingers, becomes the black troony of the group >Hermione forces herself to “like” ron until she sees girl malfoy bullying Harry in increasingly sexual ways, making her jealous >both girls fight over him until he lets them start a harem with him >Hermione and girl malfoy bond over teasing and tormenting Harry every chance they get >Ginny is still inexplicably white, and also hot, and joins the harem later on >Ron has a bunch of separate scenes for his troony stuff that are easy to fast forward through
there everyone’s happy, and Harry Potter is safe for another generation
I saw it and you offered no proof for your conspiracy theory. Work at a Barnes and Noble for a few months or check out the HP store in New York or Orlando. The brand sells quite well no matter how much it makes alphabet people seethe.
Absolutely deranged cope.
It was a Ubisoft clone with an incredibly high value IP attached that had been in demand for literal decades. Pretending that it was a top seller due to a tiny % of the population being their insane selves as usual is utterly delusional.
i represent "the lost demographic", the ones who don't give a single shit about anything unless there is something notable about it, and holy shit we don't give a shit about very much at all.
hahaha they warned you for announcing a report or sage lmao
Man, getting jannied clearly made you even more deranged.
Thanks hotpocket frens, this is hilarious.
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>he switched to mobile to hide from the jannies
OH NO AHAHAHA
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you've locked yourself into believing your imaginary enemies would exert n more effort than you would to decieve you into thinking there is more than one of them.
reflect on that.
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Recently I've been noticing a lot of cases where I will make a post, someone will reply to me, and then a third person will reply to them in a way that isn't obviously different from my post.
Samegayging doesn't really tend to be a problem outside the most cancer threads on the most cancer boards (/LULZ/, Cinemaphile, /vg/)
>this global best selling IP is a global best seller because of something to do with trannies maybe
lmao what the frick are you even saying? deranged freak
Harry, of course
Snape grooms Harry into roleplaying as Lily Potter, much as Snape once did, and Harry goes native
It turns out the reason her sacrifice saved him from Voldemort in the first place was resonance between their souls, which were in fact both FEMALE.
Harry would have transitioned sooner but the fragment of Voldemort's soul he had inside him, being a horcrux, made him think he was male. To become who SHE was meant to be, she had to kill herself and come back from the dead so the male taint could be cleansed from her spirit.
you may (rightfully) resent how this shit takes over and ruins shows/movies, but it’s the most impressive method to completely implode franchises and sour audiences for a generation. If you’re against franchises/constant re-recycling in general this should be something you appreciate.
at this point, even if Hollywood writers had a gun their to their heads preventing them from forcing troony/race/feminist paint jobs, would the product still be any good? no it would still be written like a sloppy CW show where everyone quips.
The show will be terrible and if they do go out of their way to make it "woke" all they will do is give right wing "critics" millions of views as they make titles like HARRY WOKER IS A INSULT
A quarter of the original publicity was from hardcore christians complaining about witchcraft, and most of the die hard fans were/are most deeply into the fanfic culture which twisted relationships far beyond what Rowling was intending.
Hermione will be black. That’s pretty much 100% guaranteed. I’d be fricking shocked if they cast a white girl. Harry will probably be a brown guy so they can still maintain his whole “jet-black” hair stuff.
instead, there’s going to be a full episode about an OC character using polyjuice potion to be her truest self, and every straight white male trying to hold her down. Maybe even McGonnical ignorantly coming down on her for abusing the potion at first then realizing the error of her ways by the end.
guanfrickingtee it.
seeing as the originals can never be done away with, I will simply enjoy the monstrosity for what it is: a seething and impotent attempt to tarnish Rowling’s legacy. Trannies will seethe forever at her but literally NOTHING can stop her franchise from being a household name.
>the writing itself has absolutely nothing to do with transphobia and doesn't communicate it in any way >but the author is transphobic >so we need to change the writing of the story, which again has nothing to do with the author's transphobia, in order to distance it from the problematic author
Okay, well if you want to alter the story to get away from the writer, maybe you should, I don't know, ADAPT A NEW FRICKING STORY AND JUST LET GO OF THIS IP THAT IS APPARENTLY SO AGAINST YOUR MORAL """CODE""" HOLY FRICK I'M SO FRICKING SICK OF THIS STUPID SHIT. I'M SICK OF THESE CREATIVELY BANKRUPT REBOOTS. I'M SICK OF CULTURE WARS PENETRATING EVERY MILOMETER OF FICTIONAL ENTERTAINMENT. FRICK IT ALL
>try to find the article >find other magic instead >Laur Flom spends hundreds of hours ripping off the covers of Harry Potter books, tearing out their title pages and rebuilding them with self-designed covers that don’t mention who wrote them. >Since January 2022, Flom has rebound some 30 books — four complete sets of the seven-book series, one of which they kept, and two individual books for separate clients. Each book takes about 12 hours to finish, and Flom allots two months to do a full set, for which they charge about $1,185.
The only ones manufacturing the controversy were the trannies attacking and keeping lists of people who dared to play a video game, you disingenuous freak. You need to realize already that people like Harry Potter more than you and your axe wound.
>for instance, i wouldn't even know there was a game if you weren't talking about it
You were pissing and shitting yourself because people playing it were literally genociding you, don't even try to pretend otherwise.
Every single character.
This, it's the only way to repair this disgusting franchise
>she/him
Wat
I'm guessing (and it is only a guess, since who knows how these freaks think) that he/ she goes by either pronoun. They accept both.
it's troony telling women what's healthy for them.
the white ones, if any
believe it or not black people are huge in the trans community but for the sake of the obvious message n program you're right. probably an asian one too
Voldemort will be a blue-eyed blonde-haired white male
he kind of already was
He will bring up the bnp and how great it is
>we have to CLEAR OUT the mudbloods
>Marix Lopez
>Marix
google marix lopez right now
Behold, the all-female cast of Harry Potter
That photo looks incredibly British.
Would Rowling let it happen?
>Not having a troony in your movie is transphobia
>btw, slippery slope is a fallacy
>slippery slope is a fallacy
Only if there's just a single data point.
ONLY PEOPLE WHO WERE CHILDREN WHILE HARRY POTTER MOVIES/BOOKS WERE ROLLING OUT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HARRY POTTER
AND ONLY A FRACTION OF SUCH PEOPLE
NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HARRY POTTER
LET IT THE FRICK GO
>LET IT THE FRICK GO
make me fatso
didn't stop the game from doing extremely well this year
tons of people bought the game specifically because of the "transphobia" manufactured controversy.
same reason Chick-fil-A is doing so great.
People bought it because the Harry Potter ip remains very popular amongst both millenials who grew up with it and the current generation of kids. It still makes a lot of money.
Chik fila does great because its the only fast food place that can handle large crowds.
20 car line in chikfila drive thru will take the same time as a 5 car line in mcdonalds.
Its because they e-verify. All of their employees are American citizens. Even the dumb high school kids they get work harder than the broken down 40 year migrants that mcdonald's uses.
Ah, your life must be so painful if you must tell yourself such lies.
I'll say a prayer for you. May god forgive your wayward soul.
You overestimate the amount of the people who give a frick about culture war bullshit. Most who bought it just wanted to play a wizard game.
>only people who grew up with something can like it
Bro what the frick are you talking about? It’s is now essentially THE children’s book of the entire world. Every kid everywhere reads it. Pretty much without fail.
>Marix Lopez (SHE/HIM)
So is entertainment/media done for good? I generally don't understand how anything is made anymore, especially because of the strike and moronation
As far as large media empires go, yes. Occasionally a smaller film might be made with some sort of creative vision but it will be rare. Also the possibility of regular people making their own movies with AI that will be low quality but potentially have some good ideas in them. Otherwise, just stick to things made no later than 2012.
no one in media has understood why anything was successful for a century, because for the entirety of the last century entertainment has been a near-completely captive market where you had the choice of consuming what the industry shat out or you could go frick yourself.
now, just recently, people have gained the capacity of choice and now they're, en masse, choosing the thrice regurgitated shit of youtube and twich over anything the industry can put out now, because that's really all they needed.
look at the theater productions of HBO's Rome and recognize those were the youtubers of their time, and realize that's all the plebeians need.
Everything will be wiped out by AI. It's a completely new media where everyone can be an omnipotent god
What the hell is even transphobic in HP?
The lack of trannies
Nothing but the author of the books is an infamous terf
>terf
kys
Shut up that's what she's called herself
>author expresses vague concerns slightly out of step with rigidly enforced talking points
>bullied by millions for a prolonged period of time until she decides to stand up for herself and grows more assertive in her opinions
>brave woman refusing to be pressured to sound apologetic and agreeable
isn’t that exactly the type of character arc you people usually wet your pants for?
you infamously need to have a nice day
ONLY PEOPLE WHO WERE CHILDREN WHILE HARRY POTTER MOVIES/BOOKS WERE ROLLING OUT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HARRY POTTER
AND ONLY A FRACTION OF SUCH PEOPLE
NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HARRY POTTER
LET IT THE FRICK GO
What defines something as 'women's health'?
>take a series that is going to inevitably do well by having the length to be a relatively unabridged adaption of the books
>add in unnecessary bullshit
>have to cut out book material to accommodate it
It’s going to be the hobbit all over again, but unlike the hobbit this will have at least 8 seasons rather than one movie to realise it’s happening, a second movie to realise it’s not going to change and a third movie to just get it over with.
Controversial Opinion: Make Malfoy gay so that one of the reasons he's forever seething and Harry is because he's tsundere
There is nothing in the books to even indicate that he isn't gay already
Uncontroversial opinion: Make Malfoy a girl
>blonde white girl malfoy
>Hermione still white brunette bombshell “nerd”
>Ron, following blackwashing logic for gingers, becomes the black troony of the group
>Hermione forces herself to “like” ron until she sees girl malfoy bullying Harry in increasingly sexual ways, making her jealous
>both girls fight over him until he lets them start a harem with him
>Hermione and girl malfoy bond over teasing and tormenting Harry every chance they get
>Ginny is still inexplicably white, and also hot, and joins the harem later on
>Ron has a bunch of separate scenes for his troony stuff that are easy to fast forward through
there everyone’s happy, and Harry Potter is safe for another generation
I saw it and you offered no proof for your conspiracy theory. Work at a Barnes and Noble for a few months or check out the HP store in New York or Orlando. The brand sells quite well no matter how much it makes alphabet people seethe.
Obviously Harmonie. But instead of an operation, she just uses "genderus transformius" spell
Absolutely deranged cope.
It was a Ubisoft clone with an incredibly high value IP attached that had been in demand for literal decades. Pretending that it was a top seller due to a tiny % of the population being their insane selves as usual is utterly delusional.
>no u
Burdon of proof is on you to show the game did well for reasons other than the series being a bestseller in both the book and movie worlds.
Signatures are against the rules. Enjoy your 3 day vacation
Sorry to be the one to break it You’re not the center of the world. Nobody gives a frick what you heard about or haven’t.
i represent "the lost demographic", the ones who don't give a single shit about anything unless there is something notable about it, and holy shit we don't give a shit about very much at all.
>I represent
No. No you don’t. You don’t even represent NEETs because you’re a giant looser
Yes. Yes i do.
Your argument is invalid.
I accept your concession.
>n-nOOOOO I AM IMPORTANT I WIN LALALALA
Absolutely pathetic. haha
You. Are. Brown.
Man, getting jannied clearly made you even more deranged.
Thanks hotpocket frens, this is hilarious.
>he switched to mobile to hide from the jannies
OH NO AHAHAHA
you've locked yourself into believing your imaginary enemies would exert n more effort than you would to decieve you into thinking there is more than one of them.
reflect on that.
Recently I've been noticing a lot of cases where I will make a post, someone will reply to me, and then a third person will reply to them in a way that isn't obviously different from my post.
Samegayging doesn't really tend to be a problem outside the most cancer threads on the most cancer boards (/LULZ/, Cinemaphile, /vg/)
I appreciate you’re making the effort to stop posting like a homosexual, but it’s hilarious that the threat of a Janny clearly rattles you this hard
hahaha they warned you for announcing a report or sage lmao
>Should disingenuous journalists be alive?
>Being the original author should not give them the right to veto reality
TOTAL JURNOS DEATH
EXTERMINATE THEM ALL, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
>she/him
how does that work?
why does he write for women's health?
I refuse to believe shit like this isn't the CIA just trying to frick with people and see how much insanity they will tolerate.
>this global best selling IP is a global best seller because of something to do with trannies maybe
lmao what the frick are you even saying? deranged freak
only harry knew sectumsempra
Harry, of course
Snape grooms Harry into roleplaying as Lily Potter, much as Snape once did, and Harry goes native
It turns out the reason her sacrifice saved him from Voldemort in the first place was resonance between their souls, which were in fact both FEMALE.
Harry would have transitioned sooner but the fragment of Voldemort's soul he had inside him, being a horcrux, made him think he was male. To become who SHE was meant to be, she had to kill herself and come back from the dead so the male taint could be cleansed from her spirit.
this is now a fricked up headcanon I can NEVER forget.
I will now read your wizard book.
you may (rightfully) resent how this shit takes over and ruins shows/movies, but it’s the most impressive method to completely implode franchises and sour audiences for a generation. If you’re against franchises/constant re-recycling in general this should be something you appreciate.
at this point, even if Hollywood writers had a gun their to their heads preventing them from forcing troony/race/feminist paint jobs, would the product still be any good? no it would still be written like a sloppy CW show where everyone quips.
I gained an appreciation for The Last Jedi for this very reason
The show will be terrible and if they do go out of their way to make it "woke" all they will do is give right wing "critics" millions of views as they make titles like HARRY WOKER IS A INSULT
A quarter of the original publicity was from hardcore christians complaining about witchcraft, and most of the die hard fans were/are most deeply into the fanfic culture which twisted relationships far beyond what Rowling was intending.
Hermione will be black. That’s pretty much 100% guaranteed. I’d be fricking shocked if they cast a white girl. Harry will probably be a brown guy so they can still maintain his whole “jet-black” hair stuff.
>mfw polyjuice potion will never be real
instead, there’s going to be a full episode about an OC character using polyjuice potion to be her truest self, and every straight white male trying to hold her down. Maybe even McGonnical ignorantly coming down on her for abusing the potion at first then realizing the error of her ways by the end.
guanfrickingtee it.
its called poppers
>chamber of secrets adaptation
>polyjuice plot
>ron has to turn into a girl
>this spans a 5 season long plot where he becomes a transwoman
I hope half the cast is trans and the show is awful.
Anything from the HRT trolley, huns?
seeing as the originals can never be done away with, I will simply enjoy the monstrosity for what it is: a seething and impotent attempt to tarnish Rowling’s legacy. Trannies will seethe forever at her but literally NOTHING can stop her franchise from being a household name.
>the writing itself has absolutely nothing to do with transphobia and doesn't communicate it in any way
>but the author is transphobic
>so we need to change the writing of the story, which again has nothing to do with the author's transphobia, in order to distance it from the problematic author
Okay, well if you want to alter the story to get away from the writer, maybe you should, I don't know, ADAPT A NEW FRICKING STORY AND JUST LET GO OF THIS IP THAT IS APPARENTLY SO AGAINST YOUR MORAL """CODE""" HOLY FRICK I'M SO FRICKING SICK OF THIS STUPID SHIT. I'M SICK OF THESE CREATIVELY BANKRUPT REBOOTS. I'M SICK OF CULTURE WARS PENETRATING EVERY MILOMETER OF FICTIONAL ENTERTAINMENT. FRICK IT ALL
>You're a queer, Harry
>>It was a Ubisoft clone
Why is this such a big thing now? I swear Ghost of Tsushima was originally supposed to be Assassins Creed Jap edition.
>try to find the article
>find other magic instead
>Laur Flom spends hundreds of hours ripping off the covers of Harry Potter books, tearing out their title pages and rebuilding them with self-designed covers that don’t mention who wrote them.
>Since January 2022, Flom has rebound some 30 books — four complete sets of the seven-book series, one of which they kept, and two individual books for separate clients. Each book takes about 12 hours to finish, and Flom allots two months to do a full set, for which they charge about $1,185.
The only ones manufacturing the controversy were the trannies attacking and keeping lists of people who dared to play a video game, you disingenuous freak. You need to realize already that people like Harry Potter more than you and your axe wound.
>for instance, i wouldn't even know there was a game if you weren't talking about it
You were pissing and shitting yourself because people playing it were literally genociding you, don't even try to pretend otherwise.