Tossup between Jake, Snoopy, or Courage. Scooby, Gromit, Krypto, and Pluto are all fine choices too. Dudley incidentally gets you fricking brutalized, Spike's a good guard dog but that's about it, and Brian's insufferable.
>Brian Griffin
No, he'd probably give everyone STDs and be a freeloader with no charm >Dudley
Just no >Pluto and Spike
Both are generally just a dog, so not really adding anything else.
If I had the choice of THREE dogs, I'm probably going with courage, snoopy, and...probably krypto
Courage moves fricking mountains for the people he cares about. Gromit is pretty similar from what I've seen, but I have little experience with his stuff
I'm torn about including Jake or not. On the one hand he's a best bro/surrogate father figure that will help you get girls, on the other hand if you include him you'd have to exclude either Courage, Gromit, or Snoopy and they're all disgustingly S-tier picks.
Why would they even include Brian and Dudley on this fricking list lmao, they're like anti-picks. Like what fricking moron would go "Hmm yes I want the dog that causes people around him to get into incredibly painful situations!" or "Oh man Brian Griffin, now there's a character I'd like to be around for the majority of my day!"
Nah, Gromit is reliable and will back you up. Snoopy ain't ever gonna be a lick of help, he just lives in his own little world. You'll be lucky if Snoopy doesn't laugh right in your face at the end of the day.
Scooby to hang with
Gromit to build shit with
Spike to defend my house.
Jake is too sentient and is banging some unicorn thing and has a dozen kids. Krytpo and courage are gonna invite shit over I don't want to deal with. Snoopy is a menace and flies his frickin doghouse about. And Brian can frick off. But Brain would be a good dog.
>Courage
He's willing to be brutally tortured just to save you >Brian
Easily the worst pick >Spike
He'd probably pummel you if you don't do what he says >Scooby
Great dog but would eat your entire house >Jake
Good but his superpowers could cause issues if we get in an argument >Tuff puppy
Annoying and obnoxious >Krypto
Same as Jake >Pluto
Not a bad choice, just meh compared to the rest >Gromit
Smart, helpful and loyal, also no barking >Snoopy
Another lovable one
Conclusion: Courage, Gromit, Snoopy
>He'd probably pummel you if you don't do what he says
no Spike has been consistently portrayed as very loyal to his owner, if anything he'd be too much of an asskisser to get your attention
Brian and Jake are intolerable, Spike's selfish, Snoopy's irritable and overly independent, Pluto isn't a planet and is also a flake, Krypto would come with moral issues about why he isn't actively saving the innocent that I don't want to deal with, and Dudley has a day job.
Scooby is a good choice if it wasn't for his insatiable hunger leaving me bankrupt. Jake and Tuff Puppy are obnoxious. Pluto and Spike are whatever. I just don't care for Snoopy. No one will ever pick Brian.
jake would be the best bro. he's basically a human already, and has powers. brian is also basically a human but i feel the same way about him that quagmire does. i don't know anything about tuff puppy but im guessing he's a moron who has to be saved by the cat. also what if they put mr peanutbutter on this list
The only two on the right worth considering are Pluto and Snoopy, I know people like scooby but he’ll eat you outta house and home. I think I’d pick Courage, Jake and Grommit. My reasoning is all three of these dogs cook and I’d like to see what they cook up.
Anyone who doesn't say 'Courage' is a loser
If you pick Courage all the freaky shit from the show starts happening to you
That's fine. I don't ever get out of my chair.
Courage would save me.
You have to at least admit that Krypto is another good pick.
Gromit and Krypto are also acceptable answers but yeah Courage is probably the best one
pluto is just a regular dog so him
Jake, Snoopy, Courage
My heart says snoopy, but having a super dog would be really really cool.
Courage, Snoopy and Grommet
I’d also request to be in the room when they put Brian down, just to make sure it sticks
Tossup between Jake, Snoopy, or Courage. Scooby, Gromit, Krypto, and Pluto are all fine choices too. Dudley incidentally gets you fricking brutalized, Spike's a good guard dog but that's about it, and Brian's insufferable.
Gromit
Courage and Grommit then maybe butch, pluto, or snoopy but honestly they don't matter the former two could end world hunger and still be good boys.
>Brian Griffin
No, he'd probably give everyone STDs and be a freeloader with no charm
>Dudley
Just no
>Pluto and Spike
Both are generally just a dog, so not really adding anything else.
If I had the choice of THREE dogs, I'm probably going with courage, snoopy, and...probably krypto
Courage Krypto and Gromit
Those monsters Courage attracts are gonna get rekt
Courage, Scooby and Gromitt.
goltron
No, Grolton is the man and Hovris is the dog.
Anon thats the man
Courage moves fricking mountains for the people he cares about. Gromit is pretty similar from what I've seen, but I have little experience with his stuff
Pet, not friend? Probably Pluto. The others can speak or are anthropomorphized and that'll get sorta weird.
I'm torn about including Jake or not. On the one hand he's a best bro/surrogate father figure that will help you get girls, on the other hand if you include him you'd have to exclude either Courage, Gromit, or Snoopy and they're all disgustingly S-tier picks.
Courage, Snoopy, Gromit
Why would they even include Brian and Dudley on this fricking list lmao, they're like anti-picks. Like what fricking moron would go "Hmm yes I want the dog that causes people around him to get into incredibly painful situations!" or "Oh man Brian Griffin, now there's a character I'd like to be around for the majority of my day!"
Gromit is just a worse Snoopy
I don't wanna deal with some weird dog that hangs around schools calling himself "Joe Cool" while fighting lawn chairs and hanging out with birds
Nah, Gromit is reliable and will back you up. Snoopy ain't ever gonna be a lick of help, he just lives in his own little world. You'll be lucky if Snoopy doesn't laugh right in your face at the end of the day.
Scooby to hang with
Gromit to build shit with
Spike to defend my house.
Jake is too sentient and is banging some unicorn thing and has a dozen kids. Krytpo and courage are gonna invite shit over I don't want to deal with. Snoopy is a menace and flies his frickin doghouse about. And Brian can frick off. But Brain would be a good dog.
and pic related don't get included in the OP. Disappointing, especially since I loved Inspector Gadget.
no thanks. I pick this one
Nobody asked you dogfrickers
frick off furries
Courage because he needs a loving family
Krypto because it'd be cool to have a superpowered companion
Dudley because I want to cum in his fat ass
>no Porkchop
Sad.
early seasons Brian would be great, but they decided to completely ruin the character
>Courage
He's willing to be brutally tortured just to save you
>Brian
Easily the worst pick
>Spike
He'd probably pummel you if you don't do what he says
>Scooby
Great dog but would eat your entire house
>Jake
Good but his superpowers could cause issues if we get in an argument
>Tuff puppy
Annoying and obnoxious
>Krypto
Same as Jake
>Pluto
Not a bad choice, just meh compared to the rest
>Gromit
Smart, helpful and loyal, also no barking
>Snoopy
Another lovable one
Conclusion: Courage, Gromit, Snoopy
>He'd probably pummel you if you don't do what he says
no Spike has been consistently portrayed as very loyal to his owner, if anything he'd be too much of an asskisser to get your attention
Gromit, Krypto and Courage.
Literal perfect examples of ideal dogs.
courage, scooby and snoopy
I love Snoopy because I grew up with Peanuts.
>poster count didn't go up
>he doesn't know
Courage
this dog
>homies passing on Brian.
Alot of homosexuals around here.
Maybe early seasons Brian when he wasn't such an butthole
I don't accept new season Brian. That's /b/rian. Early season Brian bought the farm.
i'd adopt Brian just so i can leave him on the side of a busy highway
Why is Brian always on these lists? He is the worst dog out there.
I guess it's because he's one of the more famous dogs in cartoons.
Courage, Scooby, and Gromit.
Brian and Jake are intolerable, Spike's selfish, Snoopy's irritable and overly independent, Pluto isn't a planet and is also a flake, Krypto would come with moral issues about why he isn't actively saving the innocent that I don't want to deal with, and Dudley has a day job.
Courage
Snoopy
Gromit
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Krypto, Courage, and Gromit.
Scooby is a good choice if it wasn't for his insatiable hunger leaving me bankrupt. Jake and Tuff Puppy are obnoxious. Pluto and Spike are whatever. I just don't care for Snoopy. No one will ever pick Brian.
if you picked any that wasn't Courage, Gromit and Jake, you're moronic
Courage for his heart of gold. Krypto for his heart of steel. Gromit for his heart of bantz.
Courage, Spike, Gromit
Courage, Snoopy and Grommit
Whatever your choices, I think we can all agree that anyone who doesn't pick Courage is a fricking monster.
jake would be the best bro. he's basically a human already, and has powers. brian is also basically a human but i feel the same way about him that quagmire does. i don't know anything about tuff puppy but im guessing he's a moron who has to be saved by the cat. also what if they put mr peanutbutter on this list
>mr peanutbutter on this list
Good idea, who gets kicked out though?
Jake's a bro but man he can give REALLY shit advice and can be a dick sometimes
The only two on the right worth considering are Pluto and Snoopy, I know people like scooby but he’ll eat you outta house and home. I think I’d pick Courage, Jake and Grommit. My reasoning is all three of these dogs cook and I’d like to see what they cook up.
>no santas little helper
>brian from family guy
>santas little helper
very minor character with nothing special about it
Gromit solos ALL of them
all of them are collectively my husband
I pick the most sexy ones
AKA Brian, Krypto and Snoop