Courage. He's chill, loyal as frick, doesn't require a fricking mountain of food like Scooby, and can also do a lot stuff (including redecorating an entire house in a short time) without causing collateral damage like Goofy would.
Domesticated Tramp. Every other dog attracts trouble in one form or another.
Scooby arguably eats more than Clifford at any given moment.
Clifford eats and shits with the ferocity of 100 normal dogs.
Brian is Brian.
Courage is a close second to Tramp, as he also protects his owner from the dangers that follow him.
Snoopy is up there for choices, but it comes down to how often his doghouse would need repairs after facing the Red Baron.
Pluto is fairly average as far as dogs go, but gets into odd situations more often than I'd like in a pet.
Astro is Scooby without the villains in masks.
Droopy is invincible but goddamn depressing.
Goofy unintentionally destroys things.
Lady is a good girl, but Tramp knows what to do if there's trouble.
>Clifford eats and shits with the ferocity of 100 normal dogs.
That's a problem for the peasants who aren't dog-emperor for the tristate area to deal with.
In this hypothetical situation is the dog I pick just summoned into existence or does me taking the dog home mean he's taken away from his owner?
I would want Snoopy, but not if it meant he would miss Charlie Brown.
I don't want to pay for Scooby's food.
I can't take care of a dog bigger than my house
lol no
Courage is a top tier pick
Snoop is pretty good but he would bring too many b***hes home and I don't want to keep cleaning dog cum
Pluto is into pet play and I'm not
Astro is basically Scoob's gay cousin
Droopy would have the same problem as Snoop, except human women
I don't want to get involved with the inevitable neighbor's wife getting caught fricking Goofy shit
Again, dog cum.
Yeah, as other anons have said, Courage is probably the best pick, maybe Scoob if you got the money to feed him.
scooby is the only one here that
1) is a real dog (goofy is basically a werewolf dog-man)
2) can speak english
3) isnt an butthole who wants to have sex with my wife or squish me in an elevator
I'm picking Goofy, but I'm unsure if that would be slavery or kidnapping. Atleast I get to meet Max when he has to come pick him up.
With goofy "take home" implies you're going to have sex with him
I'll take Clifford and his BIG red rocket.
Courage and it's not even close
>loyal
>will do anything to protect his family
>is extremely chill when there's no crazy bullshit threatening to destroy his home or Muriel
Courage. He's chill, loyal as frick, doesn't require a fricking mountain of food like Scooby, and can also do a lot stuff (including redecorating an entire house in a short time) without causing collateral damage like Goofy would.
Brian would be the worse fricking pick. Like how can anyone be able to live with him
He is a talking dog that can drive you around. The other dogs besides Courage are high maintenance.
Scooby and Clifford would eat you out of house and home.
Snoopy and Courage are pretty independent and useful as companions.
Pluto is nothing special.
Astro and Droppy would probably get you maimed or killed.
Goofy is too much of a wild card and would pay for your tuition.
Since Lady and Tramp come in a pair, their issue is that they would be fricking too much.
Are Lady and Tramp conjoined?
Domesticated Tramp. Every other dog attracts trouble in one form or another.
Scooby arguably eats more than Clifford at any given moment.
Clifford eats and shits with the ferocity of 100 normal dogs.
Brian is Brian.
Courage is a close second to Tramp, as he also protects his owner from the dangers that follow him.
Snoopy is up there for choices, but it comes down to how often his doghouse would need repairs after facing the Red Baron.
Pluto is fairly average as far as dogs go, but gets into odd situations more often than I'd like in a pet.
Astro is Scooby without the villains in masks.
Droopy is invincible but goddamn depressing.
Goofy unintentionally destroys things.
Lady is a good girl, but Tramp knows what to do if there's trouble.
>Clifford eats and shits with the ferocity of 100 normal dogs.
That's a problem for the peasants who aren't dog-emperor for the tristate area to deal with.
Courage is a genius and he's brave, with owners who don't max out his potential.
Taking Courage.
Courage is a saint.
He was so annoyed with her bullshit his eyes disappeared in the first panel
In this hypothetical situation is the dog I pick just summoned into existence or does me taking the dog home mean he's taken away from his owner?
I would want Snoopy, but not if it meant he would miss Charlie Brown.
>I would want Snoopy, but not if it meant he would miss Charlie Brown.
You have a big heart anon.
>Snoopy
>miss Charlie Brown
lmao, Snoopy is a pos
also no Krypto?
Frick em all I want Marshall
B-b-b-BASED
Goddamn paw patrol fujos
Hot
Gromit
Goofy so I can have a husband instead of a mouth to feed
Lady.
Take Lady and frick it up the ass.
If Lady and Tramp come as a pair, frick Lady up the ass while Tramp watches chained to a tree. Then kill Lady in front of him.
Ohhhh who's an edgy boy? Who's a little edgy boy? You are! Yes you are! Yes you are! Good boy!!
No need to cry about it
Can you belittle and pet me too? I'm very lonely.
No you're fat
Any answer other than Courage is objectively wrong.
if i get snoopy do i get his personas as well as having vince guaraldi music play whenever he shows up? because that makes him edge out courage for me
Definitely not snoopy he's a fricking dick
I don't want to pay for Scooby's food.
I can't take care of a dog bigger than my house
lol no
Courage is a top tier pick
Snoop is pretty good but he would bring too many b***hes home and I don't want to keep cleaning dog cum
Pluto is into pet play and I'm not
Astro is basically Scoob's gay cousin
Droopy would have the same problem as Snoop, except human women
I don't want to get involved with the inevitable neighbor's wife getting caught fricking Goofy shit
Again, dog cum.
Yeah, as other anons have said, Courage is probably the best pick, maybe Scoob if you got the money to feed him.
Who in their right mind would want to pay for Clifford's food everyday?
Droopy. He's just a guy.
I can't keep pets in my apartment.
Droopy. He has a higher toon force level than Bugs Bunny. He could probably make me rich or something via gag.
Fricking Snoopy, duh. Frick all them other mutts. Especially the cowardly one, THAT ONE!
Courage obviously. But Clifford and Goofy would make me a lot of money just by showing them off.
Don't they already have people who love them? Also, three of them are basically people.
Courage. Because I know he’s always got my back
scooby is the only one here that
1) is a real dog (goofy is basically a werewolf dog-man)
2) can speak english
3) isnt an butthole who wants to have sex with my wife or squish me in an elevator
Astro?
astro is basically non-verbal autistic. scooby speaks fluent english, albeit with an accent
>can speak english
But Courage can do that too? Well during the first season anyway.
Goofy. He may be a moron, but he fricks.
Are Lady & The Tramp a 2x1 deal?
Clifford so I can use him as a weapon to kill people I don't like.
I want Clifford, but I doubt I'd be able to afford that much dog food, so give me courage. He seems like a chill lap dog for Muriel.
Courage easy no contest will save your ass no matter what
If I pick Droopy, will he harass my enemies? If yes, Droopy. If I pick Brian, will he pay rent? If yes, Brian. Otherwise, Astro.
None of them.
Rowlf the Dog.
>Goofy
H-How am I taking him home with me? Like, as a husband? I am fine with that
His teeth is like guard rails if you know what I mean.
Which one is more likely to lick peanut butter off of certain places?